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#29891 (176/402) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<|JohnDoe|> hola.
<Martel> lo, unidentified man who appears between pipes |
#29888 (141/351) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<wardrobe> The following NEW packages will be installed:
<wardrobe> emacsen-common libcompfaceg1 libpq3 xemacs21 xemacs21-basesupport
<wardrobe> xemacs21-bin xemacs21-mule xemacs21-mulesupport xemacs21-support
<wardrobe> 0 upgraded, 9 newly installed, 0 to remove and 4 not upgraded.
<wardrobe> Need to get 29.9MB of archives.
<wardrobe> After unpacking 93.4MB of additional disk space will be used.
<wardrobe> NINETY THREE MEGS FOR A TEXT EDITORComment: Quite.
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#29886 (4292/7118) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Garf> Did you know, Alt+Z makes your text go backwards in most IRC clients?
<Garf> .ereh ti did I ?eeS
* Parts: Bamral (B1@xiph-IALHNG.ne.client2.attbi.com)
* Parts: Benjamin_L (~BenjaminL@xiph-IEIAFM.dip.t-dialin.net)
* Parts: menno (menno@cal16a041.student.utwente.nl)
* Parts: TheLink (TheLink@p213.54.189.36.tisdip.tiscali.de) |
#29885 (-2/408) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BIGMAN2121> HOW DO U JERK OFF ONLINE?????? |
#29882 (190/404) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Zax`away> BUT WHAT DOES GOD DO WHEN A KITTEN MASTURBATES!? |
#29881 (407/531) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Queued-W> Of course, there are already puzzles without pictures on the front
<Minstrel> Queued: you have to turn the pieces over
<Queued-W> I'll be damned, it's a kitten |
#29880 (185/387) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<timovgod> I was in a rape awarness class once, well... my picture was. |
#29879 (402/532) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Javin> God I need to do laundry.
<Javin> At this point, the underwear I wear are the first ones I'm able to catch.
<Doh_> catch?
<Doh_> you mean there mOVING?
<Javin> Not as fast as the socks, but yes.
<Doh_> heh |
#29878 (131/339) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<xcham> as part of my CS experience, I'm going to debug java to try and meet geek chicks. :P
<xcham> then I'll e-mail Sun Microsystems and tell them "JAVA GOT ME LAID"
<jimmiejaz> java and chicks only go together at starbucks. |
#29877 (154/334) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<rezza> wow this 2.6 linux kernel is a big improvement on the 2.4 series... i can do all sorts of crap at the same time with no slowdown...
<mojomonkee> while you're compiling programs and updating dependencies at blazing speeds
<mojomonkee> i'm actually doing things |
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<DjMadness:#linux> how do i mount my gfx card ? |
#29837 (2/400) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ikkenai> if i pull on a clitoris hard enough, will it eventually come out as a huge penis like in hentai |
#29867 (225/415) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<%sOHRYU> i was thinking of shaving pubes
<%sOHRYU> and free razor
<%sOHRYU> came in mail today
<%sOHRYU> its a fucking sign
<SnakeyeS> hahaha
<SnakeyeS> do it soh
<SnakeyeS> jesus wants you to
<SnakeyeS> who are YOU to say no to jesus
«+ Jesus » yea really |
#29852 (147/309) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<phide> I've got the Village People on my cell to confuse people as to my sexual preferences. |
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<aykroyd> the worst "i feel old" moment is when you realize the playmate of the month was born in a year you clearly remember |
#29865 (147/333) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<parke> [Complimetary system scan] WARNING NEXT.GEN.BLASTER.WORM FOUND! VISIT http://www.microsoft-security-alert.bl.am/ for anti-virus patch.
<Plex> *Click*
<Plex> woah! thanks, that looks serious, brb, Its asking me to reboot. |
#29856 (143/353) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<altus> yanno what sucks
<altus> when you yawn
<altus> and then in the middle of the yawn you start laughing
<altus> and then you feel weird because you didnt finish the yawn
<micronix> yea that sucks |
#29846 (12/410) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<blitzHOME> YOU ALSO CAN'T EAT BUNG WITHOUT GETTING POTTY MOUTH
<blitzHOME> HA HA HA I JUST MADE THAT UP
<blitzHOME> i'm lonely |
#29844 (198/420) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Doody> Man.
<Doody> It's sad.
<Doody> When a person doesn't know what GOATSE is.
<Wolfy2779> what's goatse? |
#29832 (211/435) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Gabe> is my mic working?
<Antagony> Wait, what? I didn't hear what you were talking about
<Antagony> How do I turn it up?
<Kurt> this is the best conversation ever
<Kurt> it's like watching a blind guy try to put on a condomComment: The joy of voicechat
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#29831 (168/348) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
xerim(9:05:57): Hey, guess what?
hgd0g(9:06:31): lemme guess...
hgd0g(12:44:28): i'm still guessing...
xerim(12:47:12): You're gay, dude.
hgd0g(12:47:17): damn. i was close. |
#29818 (201/541) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Optima|Kraft> http://edition.cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/10/01/g3.health.reut/index.html
<Parak> great
<Parak> soon we're all going to be mutants
<Optima|Kraft> tru
<Matrim> However, cognitive functions such as memory and response times were boosted by both 3G signals and the current signals, the study found. It said people became more alert when they were exposed to both.
<Matrim> fuckin' sweet
<Matrim> i guess this explains japan
<Parak> However, reproductive functions such as erection and ejaculation times were boosted by both hentai and the anime signals, the study found. It said people became more horny when they were exposed to both.
<Parak> i guess this explains japan
<Parak> :/ |
#29817 (0/342) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
! TiTaN has still to call that chick
( @|darc| ) titan tell her you like her titties
( @|darc| ) tell her you wanna tittie fuck her... that usually gets 'em
( @|darc| ) then they're all like 'tittie fuck me darc oh ya'
( @|darc| ) yeah they do call me darc too
( +APE ) .......Comment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
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#29816 (269/431) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<pakaran> How is everyone?
<Gordon> difficult to say
<pakaran> ok
<pakaran> I was asking out of politeness
<pakaran> not out of desire for total knowledge |
#29814 (52/268) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Vex> Anyway, I'm off todo some meditation
<NSG> how do you meditate, and stay so evil?
<Vex> I became a buddhist on the weekend. Got rid of my evil side
<Vex> It's all gone. I'm no longer...alll...that...evil!
* _Mist_ craves a rootserv force-nick-change command right now
<_Mist_> /msg rootserv chgnick Vex Evil
* Vex clears his conscience
-NickServ- Nickname evil has been dropped.
* Vex feels more enlightened
* Vex eats some chocolate cake |
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