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#29890 (-2/318) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<homerj_> let's all chip in and buy AlmtyBob a prostitue for a night
<AlmtyBob> it'd be cheaper just to buy me some rufees
<homerj_> if you want rupees, you have to kill some dodongos |
#29961 (0/294) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ruumis> dude, if I ran the Catholic church, I'd keep shit real. I'd be like, "look, okay, some of us fucked up. real bad. now let's fix what's broke and move on." |
#29959 (192/366) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* zchrist did one of the most dumbest things this morning :D
<keter> whats that
<zchrist> I take 3 meds every morning.. one for allergies, one for my headaches, and the 3rd's just a regular ol' vitamin
<keter> and
<zchrist> so i pour me some orange juice.. pop the cap on a bottle.. take out a pill.. slam it down.. and put the cap back on.. when it hits me...
<zchrist> I just took my dogs heart medication
<keter> lolComment: dalnet #C
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#29955 (37/233) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* _Ben changes topic to 'The Late night Channel. No fun or freedom here. We'll kill you if we find you enjoying your self in here'
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#29922 (223/441) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Delusion> I JUST ASKED OUT A STRANGER.
<Delusion> SHE HAS UNTIL FRIDAY TO ACCEPT.
<Delusion> OR UNTIL SATURDAY TO LIVE.
<Delusion> DEPENDING ON THE DECISION. |
#29917 (127/317) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Picco|0z> {[io_sreep]} Can you explain what RAID is to me?
<halcy0n> isn't it two harddrives where one holds all the 1's and the other holds all the 0's? |
#29915 (60/290) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* dark_gift strikes george michael pose again
<Sutekh> dg, you have a perfectly round bottom!
<Sutekh> scientists calibrate their instruments with it! |
#29952 (372/726) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Ron> I had to explain to some people what a firewall was
<+Ron> so I said it was like the U.S. border
<+Ron> and the hackers were the mexicans
<+Da_Foo> XD
<+Ron> and without a firewall, mexicans can get in your computer |
#29949 (124/280) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kare> The next Microsoft OS will have a new anti piracy feature: it will come in an arcade cabinet, you need to insert coins to boot it or start a program |
#29948 (277/397) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Znutar> Sometimes those things seem less like "Peer to peer" and more like "morons to me" |
#29946 (-1/253) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tr0n> OBLIQUE WROTE THE BOOK "101 HOME REMEDIES TO CURE WANKER'S CRAMP".
<tr0n> AND IS NOW WORKING ON "HOW TO RESTORE RECTAL ELASTICITY" |
#29945 (157/311) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Al> you left a burning bag of dogshit on the doorstep of my heart |
#29940 (66/318) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DanHarris> i am very intelignt |
#29939 (4/294) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ckjesusx> reppy poses as a elementary school crossing guard
<ckjesusx> only the other side of the street is the back of his van |
#29938 (124/314) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ck02> i found out today my favorite pair of pants is from the GAP
<ck02> i took 15 showers in a row but i still feel dirty |
#29937 (4/248) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ckx> credit cards are great if they're somebody else's |
#29936 (275/433) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Flaze> forum still down?
<Vye-rus> Check yourself
<Vye-rus> We're not slaves
<Flaze> yep
<Flaze> still down
<Vye-rus> haha thanks for checking for me |
#29933 (216/370) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<PigsCantFly> the best thing about being asian is you can use someone elses ID to get booze |
#29931 (190/374) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Mr_X> I once went fishing with K0ffing and we caught syphilis.
<K0ffing> worst tasting fish ever |
#29930 (232/404) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<PigsCantFly> whats the most you've wanked in one day?
<SteamedHams> 5 guys |
#29924 (5/227) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ruberdukie> your bed is calling
<Starcraft> I’m not really that tired
<Starcraft> I started taking showers at night so i can sleep more when i have to get up
<Ruberdukie> haha me too
<Ruberdukie> i did that last year
<Ruberdukie> Well now I'M headed to the place which calls my name
<Starcraft> My bed? |
#29913 (313/479) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Diluted> Could someone please explain to me what a unix admin is without being sarcastic? |
#29914 (133/319) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<LEitW> Hmm, if Arnold wins the election, will he remember it tomorrow?
<Orca> He'll probably grope somebody nearby in celebration...
<LEitW> That's a given
<SuperXdude> if he loses, will he say "I'll be back..."? |
#29910 (0/356) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MiXDuP> Token-Black-Guy aren't you s'posed to get killed? |
#29906 (4/420) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ZyKl0n> my uncle died on saturday
<ZyKl0n> :(
<ZyKl0n> I don't understand it... he was 43
<ZyKl0n> I hope I don't die when I'm 43
<j0sh> sux to be himi
<j0sh> did he die on the toilet
<j0sh> ?
<ZyKl0n> no... dropped dead walking up a driveway to an auction
<ZyKl0n> just keeled over
<j0sh> ROFL
<j0sh> did u take pics
<j0tun> OMG
<j0tun> what kinda question is that? |
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