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#30095 (128/378) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<RuKK> my left nut itches
<Feragho> you know i just realised
<Feragho> my left testicle is bigger than my right one
<RuKK> yeah
<RuKK> mine are a little different too
<Feragho> amazing things you realise whilst scratching your nuts
<RuKK> yepComment: #serioustraders @ dal.net
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#30144 (432/582) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Milao> Hmm... I forgot to pick up my son from school today, and it's already 9:30... I'm trying to decide whether to pick him up now, or just bring food in the morning on the way to work.
<Jaayy> How long have you been wondering this?
<Milao> About twenty minutes.
<Jaayy> Dear god... some people should not be allowed to be parents. |
#30132 (-2/324) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BliTzKrieG|BTKG> I HAVE AWESOME NEWS!
<sircrapalotlaxatives> and that would be?
<sircrapalotlaxatives> your finally admitting your gay?
<sircrapalotlaxatives> sorry that was mean
<sircrapalotlaxatives> continue |
#30112 (215/405) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Arilakon> mmm.. nothing more fun then downloading a german crack for an english game, and going into it and it's all like "ACHTUNG" and you're like "WTF" |
#30091 (71/299) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Killgunner> Alb is my personal hero
<@Albatross[BTEG]> Your hero is going to go eat spaghetti and get laid
<@Albatross[BTEG]> LaterComment: #bteg, Gamesnet
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#30135 (118/310) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** Cushla (cushla@Cushla.users.undernet.org) Quit (Quit: Trent Reznor is GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
<Cpt_Giz> hmmm
<Cpt_Giz> she spelt my name wrong again |
#30106 (32/248) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@crrj-lunchbreak> ROFLMAO, on the phone with my brother, internet is out at his work, his boss just said, and I heard it, "No internet? No e-mail too?"
<@crrj-lunchbreak> lol, the guy doesn't grok, no internet, no e-mail
* @DM laughs at crrj's brother's boss
<@crrj-lunchbreak> That's okay, we laugh at him too
<@crrj-lunchbreak> I used to work for him
<@crrj-lunchbreak> I watched him fry a HD by putting it circuit board down, power on, onto the chasis of the computerComment: And the guy supposedly does computer consulting...
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#30128 (-1/281) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* S_R had a nice supper
* S_R pats belly...
<@Karma> gfy
<@S_R> hello btw
* nomad pokes S_R and watches dinner fly
<nomad> lol
<@S_R> lol
* Screach DUCKS AND RUNS AWAY
<nomad> no escape from the escaping dinner
<@Karma> ( .)_(. )
<@Karma> ahhhhh!
<+Screach> are those tits or eyes lol
<nomad> LOL
<@S_R> they is some nice cross-eyed b00b's...
<nomad> LMAO
<+aHARDCORESTUDyer> lol |
#30108 (7232/10940) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@manero> this song sounds like a fucking fire alarm
<@manero> BEEEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<@manero> oh shit
<@manero> IT IS THE FIRE ALARM
<@manero> hahah fuck me bbrk |
#30107 (90/278) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Hurricane_Hasney> * Hurricane_Hasney hands RVD316619 some weed
<Hurricane_Hasney> *** RVD316619 has quit IRC (Broken pipe) |
#30104 (277/483) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<steve> i woke up suddenly in the middle of the night, face down on the bed, and felt as though i would burst.. and a flatulent event erupted forth quickly and silently and lasted for many many seconds
<steve> and i felt deflated..i felt the insides touching together again
<steve> and promptly fell asleep
<steve> my body was giving me a gift with that wakefulness
<adam> hahaha
<Mackay> that's a beautiful way of saying "i farted in bed"Comment: #hatelife
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#30084 (150/366) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@MiMiC> I am the king of all men
<@MiMiC> I just gave this girl an orgasm on the phone
<@Catgirl[BTEG]> "An" orgasm? Weak.Comment: #bteg, Gamesnet
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#30068 (242/436) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(+docviagra[bteg]) they sprung some suprise exams on us last week
(+docviagra[bteg]) they weren't actually suprises, I just forgot.
(+docviagra[bteg]) still, it was quite suprising.Comment: #BTEG, GamesNet
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#30066 (164/348) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Guest15294> I've been on mIRC for many years, but now there is a hacker named nickserv, and everytime i connect he changes my nick, can anyone help me??? |
#30054 (171/359) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** Signoff: usrbingeek (Quit: I patched Windows XP and all I got was this lousy reboot.) |
#30053 (81/279) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Dilandou> http://www.boldlygoingnowhere.net/safetyfirst.WMV <-- LMFAO!
* Dilandou laughs like hell
<@Dilandou> i love that guy's robot dance. ^_^
<@Dilandou> he took his top off
<@Dilandou> omfg
<@Dilandou> LMFAO
<+usrbingeek> After watching that video I got to thinking that there are people in some parts of the world that are unfortunate to not be able to afford bandwidth and look how we waste it! |
#30051 (-3/265) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Campster> I went to a gay bar last night. It was fun.
<Campster> I've been in so many strip clubs and red light districts in videogames that I didn't feel out of place at all.
<Campster> It was just like something out of a Deus Ex or Anachronox level. |
#30082 (199/391) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Psycho> Bush has the guts to attack tho
<@Stapler[BTEG]> Because Bush is going to be on the frontlines, right?
<@Psycho> well he would if we let him
<@Fuel[BTEG]> Bush on the frontline, hah
<@Fuel[BTEG]> The only lines bush knows about involve a razor blade and a rolled up $20.Comment: #bteg, Gamesnet
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#30081 (240/466) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Bort> you'd be surprised how many kids are willing to walk 2 miles into the woods to get candy.Comment: #bteg, Gamesnet
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#30076 (5/343) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Catgirl[BTEG]> So would the Borg be Communists, by any chance? :P
<@Stapler[BTEG]> Of course.
<@Indigoflo> 7 of 9 has big boobies just like leninComment: #bteg, Gamesnet
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#30049 (252/454) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Lepper> bob would you have sex with your mom if she were hot?
<LkTrout1> Lepper's family tree is a straight line. |
#30033 (8584/12734) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Backslash> So a friend of mind comes over to my house and stays the night
<Backslash> Now there is a computer and t.v. in my room so naturally she spent most of the day in there and since I only have once chair in it she sat on my bed
<Backslash> Well at like 4am she fell asleep on it while I was on the computer and I didn’t have the heart to wake her up so I slept on the couch downstairs
<Backslash> Like a month later I’m over at her house with a bunch of her friends and since there was no where to sleep I slept on the couch again
<Backslash> The next morning during breakfast one of her friends says you look tired
<Backslash> and I was like yeah I didn’t sleep great I’m kinda used to my bed
<Backslash> then my friend goes yeah your bed is awesome!
<Backslash> I froze and glanced over at her parents who gave me the most evil look I have ever seen… |
#30031 (233/523) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<KyleYankan> im not fat
<KyleYankan> :-(
<KyleYankan> I'm big boner.
<KyleYankan> uh....
<KyleYankan> typo.Comment: heh..
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#29996 (530/996) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Rad_the_Hedgehog> !seen Jesus
<@DPI> Jesus is on the channel right now (as Ron) !
<+Ron> Oh my dad, I've been discovered. |
#30005 (-3/361) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ogw> ,u,ble grunt mumble
*** You are no longer marked as being away.
<LW> it speaks
<ogw-iii> I wiuldn't call that speech exact
<LW> did you clone yourself?
<ogw-iii> That's what's so great about being me...so many me's..."
<ogw> me me
<ogw-iii> ME
* LW think ogw-iii cloned himself
*** ogw-||| (ogw@8.2.8.6.cfl.rr.com) has joined channel #dnalounge
<ogw-|||> me me me me me me
<ogw> or me
<ogw-iii> or even me :-)
<ogw-|||> all OGW's proceed to battle LW
* LW ponders punting an ogw around like a ball on the floor
<ogw-iii> There's certainly enough of us...but I wouldn't recomend it |
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