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#773 (4/330) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<justinfinity> h2odragon, a deja vu is a glitch in the scoop
<justinfinity> rusty changed something
#772 (4/294) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<gb> it's impossible to argue with the ignorint
#771 (17/346) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<c-rOCK> I CANT WAIT TO SEE THAT COLLEGE GIRL GET RAPED BY A ALIIGATOR
#769 (5/323) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<c-rOCK> pen hates you
<c-rOCK> waffle boy
<eggo> pen loves me
<eggo> infact i can feel his penis pushing past my anus right now
<Guilty> I thought pen was castrated by the Russian government to make him a more efficant soviet hax0r
#766 (152/338) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<ckx> i'd love to become a hit man
<ckx> not because i like killing people
<ckx> just for the nice suits
<ikkenai> and the bitches
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#765 (169/381) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the
only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun
#764 (72/294) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<DigDug> looks like microsoft is extending http
<DigDug> HTTP 403.9 - Access Forbidden: Too many users are connected
<DigDug> Internet Information Services
<OxOO> that must be visual http++
#763 (7/253) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<rusty> /. has spawned a whole self-sustaining troll subculture
<rusty> they're busily trolling the shit out of plastic.com right now
#762 (2/382) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
uuu join/#unix (Hes^GoT^LiNuX!root@vw-14185.kems.net)..
<Hes^GoT^LiNuX> I Have Linux Perl Can i Download Gnome???
#761 (299/438) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Martes> I gotta stop sleeping nude with my window open
<Martes> no one exciting comes in anyway
#759 (253/415) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<cygnus> oi
<cygnus> in windows
<cygnus> what it mean
<cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it
<Sephiroth> means it is shared
<Sephiroth> across your network
<cygnus> how did you know that
<cygnus> i thought it meant itwas heavy
<cygnus> or something
<cygnus> like
<cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it
#758 (4/291) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
[PhantomDeath(kvirc@vw-25884.iprimus.net.au)] hey tim, im realy good at Windows NT. Do you think I could be apart of the 2600 network?
#757 (6/427) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Primus> does any1 know how to tell just by looking, what size a RAM chip is?
#756 (53/281) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<folly> and anyone who tells you you can is a moron.
<folly> (or a windows admin, which amounts to much the same thing)
#755 (267/500) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<saboteur> sometimes i wish i didtn have a penis
<saboteur> like when i get a wood standing up
<Damien> lol sab
<saboteur> and its hard to hide
<phase5> same
<phase5> or like, when your walking down the street
<phase5> and it hangs out the bottom of your pants
<phase5> and drags on the ground
<saboteur> haha
<saboteur> yeah exactly
<k> or when you lie down and planes crash into it
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#753 (6/350) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<MadHatter> Ok, I promise never to hit on reptile- again
#751 (280/471) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
[reidman   ) why is there an ad for Windows Media Player on the Apple Quicktime site??
[|Dan|     ) god only knows why
[|Dan|     ) and he's laughing
#748 (108/310) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<|Dan|> I don't wanna sound gay or anything.. but.. could I fuck you in the ass?
#747 (2/332) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Keiichi> I hope you eat a dog-shit taco and fucking die.
<|Dan|> NOT ZESTY
#740 (65/249) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<cyde> Nocarrier, AOL Called. They said they miss you.
#736 (0/370) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<wild> go lick some cheesesteak juice off zophars boobs
#735 (2/482) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<MadHatter> I'm your little butterfly
#731 (89/285) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<reptile-> My friend and I took a bunch of fucked up CDs
<reptile-> and labeled them with various things
<reptile-> like
<reptile-> "PRE-TEEN SEX"
<reptile-> "GAY PORN"
<reptile-> "RAPED AND IMPREGNATED TEENS"
<reptile-> etc, etc.
<reptile-> and like stuck the "PRE-TEEN SEX" one in the window of the kindergarten.
<reptile-> and stuck one that said "CHILD SEX" under the bigtoy at primary school
<reptile-> I wish I could have seen the reactions from the people that found the CDs. :|
#724 (0/452) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<EFX> at least I'm not black with a huge penis
#723 (0/284) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<thom> CTCP VERSION: DICKS 2.0 OS, 69 K OF FREE ASS SPACE
<cstone> ALLOCATING PRICKS
<rbw> AHLGUAHGLUHALGUHAGUHAGLUHAG  I SEEM TO BE HAVING A BUFFER OVERFLOW PROBLEM HERE PEOPLE
T-Shirt Hell: Shirts you'll never have the balls to wear in public
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