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#722 (137/315) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<MadHatter> if you want to meet girls, I'll take you out
<Ash> I want nice nerd girls, not coked-up models. |
#721 (2/3233) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<SWM> The real issue is which candidate will kill more niggers.
<SWM> Gore's idea of poisoned chicken wings is pretty good
<SWM> But I like Bush's idea of a giant oven disguised as a swap meet.
<SWM> Niggers love swap meets. |
#718 (5/341) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<wild> i'm going to titty fuck her on the casket |
#717 (2/414) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Acero> dude wild are you some kind of flagrant gay |
#714 (110/330) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Hatter> I know it's up for me!
<Hatter> take it etherman!~
<notgoth> if you steal my sunshine!
<Hatter> I SAID etherman
* notgoth steals etherman's sunshine :D
<EtherMan> :(
* EtherMan no sunshine
<notgoth> fine, you can have it back :D
* EtherMan sunshine!
<Hatter> Alright, now that's just gay. |
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#713 (2/316) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Lowridah> I don't like getting 8===========D dcc'd to me |
#712 (4/325) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Jingoro`> I dont wana see pictures of brazilian santaclause
<Jingoro`> he probably has roms in his sack |
#711 (107/353) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<iln> she was taking her pants off one time
<iln> and her underwear
<iln> and i was watching from the back
<iln> and i said "damn. you have a nice ass."
<iln> then she got on all fours and said "you wanna put it in?"
<iln> and thats how i stole kristin doan's anal virginity. |
#710 (0/320) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<iln> i haven't stuck anything up my ass before but i've thought about it |
#709 (174/352) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<|Chris> how many straight edge kids does it take to drink a six pack?
<|Chris> 1, if no one's looking |
#706 (6/305) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<dkl> The Sudanese Arabs which posses some of the largest penis's in the world, practice this method from the point of puberty. Fathers would send their son off to a trainer who would perform milking (jelq) to the young man for 30 minutes every day. This milking exercise forces blood into the penis, repeatedly engorging the penis with blood. Over the course of several months, the blood spaces in the penis became larger, being able to hold more blood, which in
<dkl> Over a period of several years, some of the men's penises became larger than 18" in length and 10" in circumference. |
#705 (110/274) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<vsync> my hand is banging against the keyboard, seizure-like
<tokage> vsync: is your masturbation coordination nerve acting up again?:) |
#703 (4/302) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<blazemore> i'm totally kewl, dude.
<LkTrout1> hypr is jealous of blazemore's Dell nametag.
<hypr> im jealous of lks lack of penile gland
<LkTrout1> My bulbourethral glands work just fine.
<LkTrout1> nerd
<hypr> ahahah
<gb> LakeTrout the wannabe doctor |
#702 (7/258) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Technically, I can go and break the fingers of a sysadmin of any operating system and get the root password. This doesn't make it a localhost of remote attack.
-- Artur Grabowski |
#700 (1/391) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Guilty> I often wake up in a cold sweat, in fright that some negro has stolen my moves. |
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#699 (7/361) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<shockf00> anyone know where the fuck i can DL a bot for irc?
<shockf00> isnt it like named Poloris or some shit? |
#698 (154/364) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<kisama> amanda is the opposite of a normal computer user
<Amanda`> KISAMA IS THE OPPOSITE OF HETEROSEXUAL |
#695 (8/207) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Def|CS> Porn has a neat psychological sidebit...it's like, these people are giving up their dignity so you have something to look at to entertain yourself. It's power :O |
#694 (1/221) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<sparc5> how does a guy become a porn star?
<sparc5> that's what I wana find out
<Rhelic> sparc5: have at least 8inches and 4inches girth
<Rhelic> sparc5: and you usually pay them to be in the first few
<eggo> or family business
<sparc5> Rehlic: pay???
<thinkmad> may you all catch this horrible disease and suffer
<Rhelic> sparc5: its easy to find any guy to fuk some hot pron star
<sparc5> damn |
#693 (113/275) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
n e r d b 5: what in the hell
n e r d b 5: im not a registered staples user
n e r d b 5: what do i do?
e l i t e m r p: register |
#691 (117/299) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9720]: zirconium (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9722]: zoology (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9721]: zoo (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9723]: zoom (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9724]: zooplankton (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> WHOA SHIT
<mendel> someone tell that luser that dictionary attacks refer to the PASSWORD part.
<wankel> christ, 2000 lines back and he was only in w's :)
<wankel> mankind:~ % grep LOGIN FAILED /var/log/messages | wc -l
<wankel> 8923 |
#690 (1/281) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Number-6> rabid fags wonder why people don't like them.
<orff> i'm a rabid faggot and people like me.
<orff> mayeb you meant rabbi fags |
#689 (59/289) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<aard> i have a dentist appointment tomorrow
<aard> for these cavities
<joeN> aard is going to get his cavities filled :)
<Number-6> bend over; I'll fill your cavity |
#688 (4/296) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<watashi^_> There are 177wks 3days 3mins 44secs until Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson are legal! I can't wait! d:D->=< |
#687 (0/304) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<DaveMann> i know the millitary has a program that could see ur msg and dcc
> you mean the NSA not the military
<DaveMann> no the military
<DaveMann> what is nsa
<DaveMann> dont u mean
<DaveMann> nasa |
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