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#808 (4/328) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<SwampGas> Opoth: you're just angry cause i didn't sex you up last night
<SwampGas> now keep it out of here
<SwampGas> it's not MY fault it went limp
<SwampGas> YOU DIDN"T SHAVE
<SwampGas> and unshaven anuses turn me off
#807 (2/351) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Skywarp> Someone needs to shave zophars head and use his hair as experimental flac vest material
#806 (22/394) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Snots> If someone don't send me a rom I'll use ping!
#805 (6/403) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<DUJSHEBAE> HI, ANYONE knows which is the best programm for emulate PSX in a pentium 133?
#802 (1/394) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<SuckIt699> ENGLISH people u r in america
The London Vandal Store, you should check it out.
#801 (2/296) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<`bobble`> give +v to PunKz plz. i want him close to me
#798 (204/422) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<|P0SiX|> you version'd me because?
<Valin> Because I wanted to see if you are one of those damn Microsoft OS users. You are, and you shouldn't have any nick that has anything to do with the better OSes (the free, unix-like OSes) because anything affiliated with those OSes are too good for the likes of you to soil
<|P0SiX|> [Valin VERSION reply]: mIRC32 v5.41
#797 (5/308) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<DarkSun> I ask for a n64 emu and a big nerd syz me go to http://www.emu's.shoved.up.my.arse.com
<DarkSun> Anyone have a good webpage with EMU????
#795 (6/304) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<conceited> in exactly two days i'll be packeting whoever talks shit to me.
#794 (198/500) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<ckx> part of the problem with christains
<ckx> is they're so gullible
<DigDug> ckx: isn't that why they're christians in the first place?
<ckx> heh good point
#793 (7/370) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(arrogant) you wont see a pussy until your 35 and your wife is ready for her cherry to be busted
#792 (2/254) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(maffewz) little women is on, i'm sure every lesbian with a tivo is filling up hard drive space
#791 (218/430) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(McMoo) i got in a car accident and i'm fine
(McMoo) except for that third nipple that the doctors thought would be funny to include in my skin graft
#790 (177/358) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(Guilty) "WITHOUT ULTRA PORT GUARD 2000, HACKERS CAN STEAL YOUR CHILDREN"
#789 (2/400) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<DigDug> heh... what the hell is a rimjob?
The Preferences page allows you to disable these links and much more!
#788 (76/292) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(sonique) i'm sensitive
(sonique) i cry at movies
(sonique) i change clothes 5 times before i go to school
(sonique) i also look at little boys with a glint of danger in my eye
#787 (23/416) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(Guilty) Fionna's body is similar to that of a 13 year old boy in Etheopia
#786 (23/377) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(Erich) i can run faster than a blood hound
(zp) Erich: all the free niggas can, thats why they're free
#785 (25/321) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(|Chris) bang her and change your phone number
#783 (15/269) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(DigDug) i'm really glad that my penis doesn't have an odometer
#782 (20/250) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<MadHatter> I just got this spam:
<MadHatter> READY TO BREAK YOUR
<MadHatter> NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS??
<MadHatter> "I'm not gonna look at HARDCORE PORN anymore."
<MadHatter> "I won't GAMBLE ONLINE anymore."
<MadHatter> "I'm gonna JUST SAY NO."
#781 (62/360) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<D1> mp3[01 - s~1] [1m47s/1.23mb/96kbps]
<D1> arg
<D1> i need one of those mp3 name thingies
#780 (138/327) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<dizzy_working> you couldn't kick my ass if I gave you special ass-kicking shoes and bent over for ya
#779 (62/380) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<zaney> whats gaotse.cs url
<zaney> correct 1
#774 (9/235) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Maarken> anyone know of good places to price cisco stuff? I don't want to do all their touchy feely salesperson shit.
sadhat: low-noise, high-signal news
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