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#877 (4/326) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<blazemore> if i were canadian, i'd build a log cabin and then kill myself.
#876 (198/366) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
* [obi-wan] is away, jedi meditation (sleep) [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
<blazemore> i wonder when n0m is gonna come down from his starwars trip
* [obi-wan] waves his hand in front of blazemore "i am not on a starwars trip"
#875 (113/307) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Dr_DOS> a typhoon smashed into hong kong
<Dr_DOS> wiping out 1.5% of their pirated goods
<Dr_DOS> a total profit of $300,000 for US companies alone
#874 (178/352) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<NOFX`> once a week someone threatens to take te channel
<NOFX`> its getting old
<NOFX`> iwish theyd threaten like my anal virginity or something
<NOFX`> i mean something im actually scared of losing
#872 (2/254) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<LkTruth1> Hmm, I haven't realized until lately that Zophar is using ZD to bitch about his life.
<BlackDeTh> "9/14/99 - VGB 4.5 is out, I'm still a virgin."
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#871 (61/356) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<AlmtyBob> I think there are more christians than bullets
<AlmtyBob> sucks
#870 (218/409) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Cducharme> My clock be off bigtime
<Cducharme> k
<Cducharme> fixed
<Ash> Same here, but I'm going to try to get a doctor to look at it when I scrape up some cash.
<Ash> Oh, clock.
<Ash> N/m.
#869 (2/241) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<EFX> is it strange to peel pieces of skin off your cock?
<EFX> am I shedding so my cock will grow bigger?
#868 (77/251) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<OmniGurt> <Zophar> Someone hacked my site!
<OmniGurt> (insert dramatic Wing Commander music here
#865 (6/330) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<BWieRDMaN> which one is the gay euro?
<scar-> <-
#864 (7/311) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<KidHype> i have pole position emulated in my pants
<KidHype> it asks my wife to prepare to qualify
<TonyD> how unusual
#863 (96/351) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<rob`> where does an irish family go for vacation?
<rob`> to a different bar
#861 (111/296) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<rob`> <Satanic0> vai toma no cu filha da puta
<rob`> _________________________________________
<rob`> I'M GETTING HACKED FROM BRASIL
<rob`> HELP ME
#859 (198/406) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
*** blazemore (empty3@dialup-209.245.205.138.Houston1.Level3.net) has joined #ramen
<LkAway1> blazemore: what happened on DBZ today?
<HomerJ> they fought some guy
#858 (9/3398) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Berzerker> i saw this black kid at my community college today with a programming cobol book
<Berzerker> hahahah
<Berzerker> whats a nigga gunna do with cobol
The London Vandal Store, you should check it out.
#857 (1/313) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<c0njurer> Forecast calls for Kickfest likely, with a slight chance of dickt4yt0r
<c0njurer> kthx
#856 (85/277) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Gussy> Does anyone here know much about exercise?
<fs`> is that an emu?
#855 (91/343) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<EFX> does the cum in an australian girls throat go down counter clockwise?
#854 (7/327) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
* Matataki hhahwhawhawhawhawhawhawhwh
<Matataki> whenever i wanna laugh i read 'the emulation dream'
#853 (31/279) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<hypr> 0h shit ash
<hypr> yer roommate is offened by women?
<hypr> haw he am gay
<hypr> j00 have sex wit em?
<hypr> ash dat page am mad sl0w
<Ash> Yah.
<brazemore> hypr was taught defunct english as a child.
#852 (119/311) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<doraemon`> one of my best friends sells herself for 150 bucks a trick
<doraemon`> she rules
#851 (176/351) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<BlackDeTh> this girl was taking e for the first time.. so i knew what i had to do.. i made it a night she'll remember. (and me too :D
<lux> she'll remember it as rape at the trial and you'll remember it as consentual
#849 (4/248) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<_TheFlux_> bleem bleem the magical fruit. the more you play the more you reboot
#848 (4/330) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<ck3k> i wonder how people with parkingson's disease wipe their ass
<ck3k> that must be a fucking trial
<ck3k> i bet muhammed ali has a whole staff hired just to do that
#845 (2/291) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<ckx> kira looks like someone put a bag over her head and smashed her in the face with a monkey wrench
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