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#951 (123/319) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(Atarax) I think I ogle 14 year old girls just to see the looks on their parents faces |
#950 (115/263) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(Amakusa) ALF and Catwoman snuff porn crossover
(Amakusa) I'm afraid that when I make stuff up like that, it really exists out there somewhere ;( |
#948 (252/396) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(jesdynf) I want an emulator that, every time you try to load a game, there's a 6% chance it pops up a dialog that says "It's not loading! Tap the A button to blow the dust out." |
#947 (251/453) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(PhAmInE) Easter is canceled this year. They've found the body. |
#946 (2/299) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(FishBulb) i exposed my lie once, then |w|dcc made an .avi
(|W|DCC) #6 101x (680kb): avi of a 2' dick |
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#945 (49/247) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(Fee^) i try to help...it's only a 28.8 , so pack a lunch |
#943 (124/322) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<SysErr0r> i'm gonna eat a box of chocolate covered strawberries then jerk off
<SysErr0r> hows THAT for romance
<hypr> only romance if you are going to caress your penis with the strawberries |
#940 (3/313) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Amanda___> hhahaha, peng
<Amanda___> You're perfected THE ART OF CALLING PEOPLE FAT
<c-rOCK> indeed. |
#939 (31/207) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<|Chris> yeah weather bug is bloatware and has a lame gui with banner ads
<Guilty> It's the AOL of weather reporting
<|Chris> actually guilty, i think aol has it's own weather reporting
<|Chris> aol time warner can probably make their own fucking weather
<|Chris> bastards |
#937 (114/285) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<QuoteSick> >:)
<QuoteSick> {:-)
<zantispam> :-{
<zantispam> ^^^ moustache
<zantispam> :-{>
<zantispam> ^^^ goatee
<acestus> {:-) ?
<acestus> Toupee?
<DigDug> >8)
<finkployd> :(-<(&) - not happy having a tapeworm |
#936 (2/374) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(Guilty) I like my women the way I like my tomatos, big round buldging and red |
#932 (5/265) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<livewire> I would like to put those fuckers who are protesting bonsaikitten.com in glass bottles |
#931 (2/306) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Inoshiro> If I had a reason to be gay, besides Torvalds, it'd be me |
#927 (1/335) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<XAlien88> you can always tell when packet kiddies run a shell provider |
#926 (13/278) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(|Chris) i've blown enough snot out of my nose today to make a fucking bukkake film |
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#925 (2/236) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<lele> hypr is something of a "tragic" funny |
#923 (59/269) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<reptile-> black is pry my favorite color for clothing. =/
<MadHatter> are you still fat |
#921 (2/322) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Guilty> See that kid should have AWPed bush through the house, with a wall cheat |
#920 (3/249) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<ckx> i used to drink
<ckx> now i just inject it straight into my arm
<ckx> i think i'm in the upper epsilion of alcoholism |
#919 (3/322) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<CanuckGod> I make my mustaches from eD's pubes
<HiroHiro> eD finally got pubes? |
#918 (1/329) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<ck> i'd fuck anything
<ck> except a fat chick
<ck> some things, even i won't do |
#917 (167/335) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
e l i t e m r p: afk, working on my invention
n e r d b 5: invention.....uhm, whats it do?
e l i t e m r p: converts piss into drinking water
e l i t e m r p: so far, still tastes yucky |
#916 (61/303) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<cactor> I'm gonna put some oragel on my dick and stick it in some bitches mouth
<|Chris> what are you gonna do when she bites your dick off
<|Chris> cause she can't feel her mouth
<cactor> uh I dunno
<cactor> smack her probably |
#914 (192/406) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Fustard> fuck
<Fustard> now im bored.
<Fustard> oh well
<Fustard> at least i have a cock and the internet.
<Fustard> ill do something with that. |
#913 (11/274) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<matt`> dear god freshmeat looks like ass
<matt`> probably making use of the html 5 <ass> tag
<matt`> <ass tables><hard to read text>blah blah blah</hard to read text><more ass tables><gayness></more ass tables><some gay color></gayness><ass tables> |
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