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#1044 (62/228) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<digdug> i think i've come up with a solution to my problem
<digdug> i'll just put each [previously misconfigured NT] box into its own domain
<digdug> mwuahahahah
<h2odragon> digdug: you are in Hell; all you can do is push the rock up a different wall for a while
<h2odragon> it's still going to roll back down |
#1042 (132/323) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<mazix> IAN VAN DAHL CASTLES IN THE SKY 8.99 Genre: SOUL/R&B
<mazix> Released: 12/19/1900
<mazix> Country: USA
<mazix> this song is older then i thought
<SJ7Trunks> haha
<Crom> AHHHHHHHHH
<Crom> MILLLENIUM BUG
<Crom> WE ALL GONNA DIE
* Crom hides. |
#1040 (17/424) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Lou_Ferrigno> I gain $100.000, per month, and i have a z3 im my garage. And im bigger than you, you are subnutrition , hacker stupid |
#1039 (6/280) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<maff> Someone has donated coathanger just now!
<Amanda`> GET IT
<Amanda`> GET THE COATHANGER
<Amanda`> YOU CAN PERFORM INGAME ABORTIONS! |
#1038 (50/258) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<[Duo]> man, you guys are so not 7334 |
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#1037 (3/271) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Mass> hey does anyone know what the song name is by Frankie Lymon that goes Uhhh uhh uh uh uhahhhhh uhh uhh uh |
#1036 (60/226) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Thinkmad> lets get up a game of cs
<Thinkmad> fsho
<Thinkmad> i want to make a map
<Guilty> Oh god
<Guilty> You would have penis's hidden EVERYWHERE |
#1035 (5/279) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<lux0r> don't make me /molest you |
#1033 (81/247) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Guilty> Surely you see how trite the name "assassin" is [in Quake III]
<Guilty> Might as well be "Player" |
#1032 (137/321) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(Curb) don't worry no trees were harmed in the search for my glasses, toes were stubbed and lives were lost...but all tress are fine |
#1031 (3/253) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(MoLaUstEr) You know, there's something rewarding about harrassing people who message you out of the blue.
(MoLaUstEr) That's why I'm gonna LOVE ICQ
(MoLaUstEr) Whoa man....I'm gonna be the biggest dick, north of my belly button. |
#1030 (166/358) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<iMike> what excuse do you use when you skip school
<c-rOCK> say you have a fat migraine
<c-rOCK> and cant see straight
<Guilty> Speaking of fat and not straight, wheres D1 |
#1029 (257/417) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<timmo> you know maybe we need a real woman in here to help us, give us a womans point of view cause i mean if i asked amanda what makes a man a badass
<timmo> how much you want to bet she would say something like
<timmo> great grammar and 100% kill rate in quake |
#1027 (0/266) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Yukkel> a belch is not an oral report |
#1026 (184/382) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(TheGamer) people are so broke here [THE UNITED KINGDOM] - because many brits are unskilled, as you can leave school with a standing at 16. Many people live in housing equivalent to Manitoba Housing (gov't assisted housing)
(TheGamer) however.. you as a Canadian would not be entitled to any benefits.. except free birth control pills
(tiko) I'd get free birth control pills?!?!
(tiko) DAMMIT!
(tiko) SOLD! |
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The London Vandal Store, you should check it out.
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#1025 (-1/313) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(phoenix30) napster is taking filenames and putting them all in reverse order
(Pioneer-) prolly some stoopid polish version |
#1023 (77/253) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<timmo> for hookers in vegas its like
<timmo> $500
<timmo> they better be fucking me while im playing quake and shit |
#1021 (1/339) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(Goemon) Is it possible to just plug a like 1GHz processor into your computer? |
#1018 (4/188) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(SpAc3d) i hate when [movie groups] release shitty quality stuff like TS and Cam's
(SpAc3d) its a fuckin waste of space
(mistical) like Hannibal *upsidedown cam* *real* *subtitled* *in japanesse* |
#1017 (-1/224) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(s|urpee) Ashley was like "Derek gimme a ride to work"
(s|urpee) and Derek responded "What do I get out of this?"
(s|urpee) and ashley said "If you give me a ride to work, I'll give you Guin"
(s|urpee) and I was like "What the fuck kinda reward is that, that's like saying "If you loan me $10, I'll give you herpes"" |
#1016 (1/249) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
~ _raven is Away. [Reason: out. like a boner in sweat pants.] |
#1013 (1/322) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(iMike) i dont trust that britney spears has areolas that big |
#1012 (88/295) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<@neoblaze> I fell over in a heterosexual fashion |
#1011 (180/346) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<_bigd_> when I was a child I used to scrape the cream off all the oreos and make it into a ball ^_^
<_bigd_> and leave in the fridge
<_bigd_> after 2 bites, I used to pass out |
#1008 (5/285) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(MoLaUstEr) I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is
(MoLaUstEr) *gay hand thing* |
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