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[07:34] * Fustard is away, penis butter puffs [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
[07:45] * Fustard has returned, that was some good cock. [gone:10m21s] |
#911 (2/316) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Kez> FIND A DISEASE AND CRAWL INTO BED WITH IT PLS THX |
#910 (382/502) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Kury^> the other day i found out that my Uni's fire evacuation policy for ppl with wheelchairs is to 'push them into a room, close the door, escape and then give the room number to the firemen' |
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<NekkidBibleMan> Now on fox: When Naked Men Read The Bible (2) |
#906 (2/295) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Jenosyn> i've seen piccies of u screwing things in your PC :) |
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[00:15] <iMike> my name is on that
[00:15] <Fustard> yeah well
[00:15] <Fustard> i wrote your name all over my penis |
#903 (134/308) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<hypr> joo do any drugs today?
<`gb> i don't do drugs fuckface
<hypr> what is pot then
<`gb> a plant |
#902 (107/275) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
psxfaQ: <-- eating spam
e l i t e m r p: id do that but it wastes too much printer paper |
#901 (18/414) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<McMoo> my penis is pretty gay
<McMoo> it can regularly be found in male anuses |
#900 (19/249) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<D1> why does cs give me that purple screen once I get out of one game and start a new one?
<D1> WHY WHY WHY
* |Chris away ..(autoaway).. (On/l)(Off/p)
<D1> don't hide behind your petty autoaways |
#899 (3/391) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Amanda`> YOUR 'FLOW' IS AKIN TO THAT OF MY NASAL-VOICED 3RD GRADE TEACHER. |
#898 (121/288) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<timmo> make me dumplings
<timmo> and some grit
<Fustard> grits*
<Fustard> grit would be dirt, tim
<timmo> no zach im watchin my weight i only want one grit |
#897 (195/407) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<two-c00l> i met eminem yesterday
<rick^MD> eminem is gay, and i hate gays
<two-c00l> eminem is not gay!
<rick^MD> yes he is
<two-c00l> prove it
<rick^MD> ok... i had anal sex with him last week
<two-c00l> um i thought you said you hate gays?
<rick^MD> oh umm... i was just making sure he was gay so i could prove it to you |
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<dovee> anyone using or have an imac?
* macker looks over at the door
<macker> nope, they replaced the door-stop with a real one... |
#893 (2/360) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Keiichi> It takes brains to grow weed |
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#892 (94/327) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<BlackDeth> ________________________
<BlackDeth> / )··,,
<BlackDeth> / \___________________/ ``,,
<BlackDeth> ( ) ) ikkenai
<BlackDeth> `·-^-?
<hypr> damnit
<hypr> fucking mom walked in and saw da c0ck
<hypr> lamers |
#890 (2/385) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<EFX> I'm sick of people bashing kiddie porn |
#889 (17/306) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<InVerse> That's the problem with the emulation scene.. not enough females for a chick fight. |
#888 (152/321) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<rob`> highschool was the best 7 years of my life |
#887 (3/368) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<blazemore> don't make me press nine limp inches against your forehead and leave a sweaty red mark from the moist underside
<Nikki> sorry |
#886 (83/255) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<osx> I programmed my sidewinder for IRC combat.
<osx> A for Awp, B for Ban, and C for Kick.
<osx> So watch out.. |
#885 (4/308) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<shizumaru> "Sega originally stood for "Segregated Arcade" and was started by a black man, Martin Luther King Jr. in the 1960s, however MLK was later assassinated during a brainstorming activity concerning a new blue hedgehog character by a Japanese Sniper on the balcony of a hotel, the Japs successfully framed a white man and took over Sega taking the profits for their own." |
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<|scar> Girlfriend pregnant error, [A]bort, [M]arry, [I]gnore ? |
#879 (3/265) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Drakh> damn..my room smells like semen and popcorn
<Angelo_> i didn't know you could get semen as popcorn flavoring |
#878 (244/448) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Dipstick`> women exist?
<Dipstick`> well.. i've seen drawings
<Dipstick`> and my mother CLAIMS to be a women
<Dipstick`> i don't believe it though.... she doesn't look anything like the drawings |
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