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#308229* (?/25) ⚐Flag
(fahadsadah) So many "Free hugs" placards at MCM.
(fahadsadah) No one actually honoured their promises =(
(fahadsadah) Except for the tall creepy guy with "Free hug or I rape you" |
#309093* (?/25) ⚐Flag
YellowOnion: Facebook chat is like a hexagonal wheel made for a special track, but they keep getting the lengths wrong |
#309773* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<@DrtySOUTH> My friend Jason got deployed to Afghanistan.
<@DrtySOUTH> He left on Monday.
<@YelseyKing> Damn.
<@DrtySOUTH> Before he left, he left a bunch of bags behind.
<@DrtySOUTH> I assumed it was just a bunch of surplus clothing or something, and never paid it much attention.
<@DrtySOUTH> Got a text from saying to open the bags, so we did, and it's mountains upon mountains of army rations.
<@DrtySOUTH> They're called "MRE", because the government loves acronyms.
<@DrtySOUTH> "Meals Ready to Eat".
<@DrtySOUTH> There's enough food here to last months.
<@YelseyKing> ...waaat
<@YelseyKing> Why'd he leave you something like that?
<@DrtySOUTH> I haven't the slightest.
<@YelseyKing> Well, he always did strike me as rather strange. I mean, this is a guy who keeps all his music in WAV. =P
<@DrtySOUTH> Opening up one of the military MRE's, "ratatouille".
<@DrtySOUTH> Eating it now.
<@DrtySOUTH> Not bad at all.
<@NWH> Probably tastes better than The Incredibles, at least
<@DrtySOUTH> boooo
<@YelseyKing> It could be worse.
<@YelseyKing> He could be eating Cars. |
#294604* (?/25) ⚐Flag
* VerdaFolio changes topic to 'Happy New Year! Alchemist has graduated and JohnDarc has flunked out of college! Merry 2009!
* JohnDarc has joined #sbu
<JohnDarc> ugh
* JohnDarc has left #sbu
<@VerdaFolio> :D |
#297146* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<Tech> ah, son of a bitch, i've been doing this too long. i just picked up the phone to call my parents and punched in 127.0.0.1
<AJ> hahahahahha, you loser
<Tech> have you reached 100% on spyro yet?
<AJ> shut your pie hole |
#299626* (?/25) ⚐Flag
JonathanThompson: BePhantom: if a byte has a logical NOT performed on it, did you just give that byte a hex change???Comment: freenode.net #Haiku
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#300201* (?/25) ⚐Flag
(13:59:15) · +pinkyy · synd did u ever run and fuck a cow while running
(13:59:15) · +jimlorenzetti · pinky gimmie that method |
#300284* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<Azurechat> FEELS SO GOOD AROUND MY DICK GIRL-!
<Azurechat> FEELS SO GOOD AROUND MY PHALLUS FEMALE-!
<LHoT10820> Azurechat: You're putting the hyphen in the wrong spot.
<LHoT10820> FEELS SO GOOD AROUND MY DICK-GIRL!
<LHoT10820> FEEL SO GOOD AROUND MY PHALLUS-FEMALE! |
#300587* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<SirSquidness> I've thought about teabagging zombies
<Count> dont teabag zombies, if they have that much of a head left to teabag em with the may be alive. and i'd rather be dead then a zombie with no nuts
<SirSquidness> lol true
<@praetorian> hehComment: #atomicmpc on Austnet
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#300591* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<MacAttack> whats another good channel
<@Slurpgeit> #bearcave
<MacAttack> thanks im new to irc so
<@Slurpgeit> i feel guilty now
<MacAttack> why
<@Slurpgeit> nothing
<MacAttack> awww
<MacAttack> fuck
<MacAttack> I read the topic
<@Slurpgeit> oh, you found my reason
<MacAttack> you ass |
#301109* (?/25) ⚐Flag
Crazed_Succubus: *wait* a second
Crazed_Succubus: that condom picture...
Crazed_Succubus: looks like they're in a classroom...
Vivisector: yeah
Vivisector: welcome to Catholic schools
Crazed_Succubus: extra credit? :P
Oddlot: That ain't just confessin' they'll be doin'.
Vivisector: oh come, all ye faithful...Comment: #thezeppelin
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#311284* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<jeph> i just made soem potatoes and eggs w/ poblano peppers for my daily meal
<jeph> i kinda dumped the cayenne pepper into the potatoes. on my hand and then in the potatoes....
<jeph> perhaps you can see where this is going...
<jeph> while they cooked, i figured o'd go pee real quick in the bathroom.
<jeph> did my bznz...
<jeph> all of a sudden my dick starts burning
<jeph> im like damn wtf! what have I done!?
<jeph> not realizing its the cayenne pepper
<jeph> so im like, wow this really burns, ill put some aloe lotion on my junk to sooth it
<jeph> all this does is spread it around and open up the pores
<jeph> and then my shit starts being like bawwwwwwwwwww your dick is on fire jeff!
<jeph> i gotta run off the stove...
<jeph> take a shower.
<jeph> the hot water makes it feel worse
<jeph> im already forseeing my trip to the e.r.
<jeph> soap.
<jeph> lots of soap
<jeph> and evrything is ok again. and it made me actually shower today.
<jeph> so
<jeph> but
<jeph> damn
<jeph> just damn, never felt that feeling before
<jeph> i didnt realize it was the cayenne at first
<jeph> i was like. well havent got laid in a month and a half it cant be any VD
<jeph> maybe prostate cancer
<jeph> maybe, my hernia surgery reapirs blew out
<jeph> or mayeb i disconncted my pee tube from my dick
<jeph> and im just peeing into my ballsack
<jeph> without any way to disprove this i set about trying to force a pee
<jeph> not having to pee i just my balls burning more
<jeph> which made me thnk o no the pee is going into my sack
<jeph> so then i chugged a bunch of water
<jeph> and pee'd , to my sweet relief.
<jeph> about then i thought, well it has to have been the cayenne
<jeph> and did the soap thing to save the day |
#311441* (?/21) ⚐Flag
«~T2norway» french people dont ask questions
«~T2norway» they demand answers
«~Lex» do you know what the french word for "ask" is
«~T2norway» nope
«~Lex» "demander"
«~T2norway» HAHAHAHHAHAHA
«~T2norway» A M A Z I N G |
#301688* (?/25) ⚐Flag
----_Foxy_Fox_Mulder_----: porn with explosions...like, Die Hard C0ck
Winters_Chaos: Hahaha, Mulder. Or Sexission Fuckpossiple.
----_Foxy_Fox_Mulder_----: Transporners; Revenge of the FUCK!
Winters_Chaos: Assatar, the last cum bender.
Winters_Chaos: That's a porn miniseries
ravenstone: Lord of the Cockrings?
----_Foxy_Fox_Mulder_----: Brokeback Mountin'
Winters_Chaos: Harry Pubtor and the 2 girls one goblet.
ravenstone: Twatlight
Winters_Chaos: XXX-Files ;D
Guest_38930: raiders of the tight vagina.
Winters_Chaos: ...and A Fist full of Cocks... and the sequal, For a few Wankers more.
----_Foxy_Fox_Mulder_----: One Piece....of Ass a series about buttpirates, led by their rubber captain
ravenstone: Buttpirates of the Carribean
ravenstone: The Wizard of Ass
Winters_Chaos: and The Return to Ass
Winters_Chaos: Alvin and the Ass-Monks
----_Foxy_Fox_Mulder_----: JuliaRoberts in... Slutty Woman and Erin Tongue-a-bitch
Guest_38930: STD Wars: Episode V - The Herpes Strikes Back
Winters_Chaos: Men who stare at Cunts.
RussianAsshole: dumbasses who sit around making up porn movies
Guest_38930: V for Vagina? O_O |
#302614* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<B-Rad> I'm getting 48Mbits/sec from an unsecured wireless router
<B-Rad> is that a lot?
<Bluedemon> T_T
<B-Rad> heh |
#303082* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<&djb> e r o r a r maybe i should invent some new spellings
<&wombat> you already have...daft dennis' crappy rules of english spelling
<&djb> not crap
<&djb> no one wishes to speak the queens english /gramma like u
<&wombat> if they're misspelled words, they're crappy spelled words ;)
<&KT> well then, that makes a large percentage of chatters bad spellers lol.
<&wombat> that's one of the things chatrooms are famous for ;)
<&wombat> the other thing is horny males |
#304784* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<kaywinnit> freaking dammit
<kaywinnit> I thought UT app was due tonight
<kaywinnit> not this morning
<kaywinnit> at least I still submitted it before the deadline
<kaywinnit> but I still wish I had known this earlier
<lordzippy> beh. doesnt matter
<lordzippy> you can actually submit after the deadline
<lordzippy> they dont care too much
<kaywinnit> well
<kaywinnit> it's been done
<lordzippy> yep
<lordzippy> ..or is it
<lordzippy> what if your application was sent not to the school...
<lordzippy> but to some shady organization
<lordzippy> who at this very moment are perusing your accomplishments
<lordzippy> nodding their heads as they realize you would be perfect for their needs
<lordzippy> of WORLD DOMINATION
<lordzippy> its only a matter of time now
<lordzippy> soon they will take you away, to be a pawn in a game you didnt even know existed
<syntax_serv> I think we need to find lordzippy a doctor |
#302472* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<Freeyorp> If you want intuitive, go python, if you want object pedantic, go Java, if you want to get close to the code, go C, if you want to sit on the damn fence, go C++
<Jaxad0127> if you want fast mem, stay away from C/C++
<Freeyorp> If you want a memory whore, go Java :P
<Jaxad0127> if you don't want to wait for the OS to find mem for you, go Java
<Freeyorp> If you want to boost the economy by obsoleting equipment without absurd amounts of memory, go Java
<Kage> If you want anal sex, go gay! |
#302504* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<adam2mew> B-Rad or B-Gone!
<adam2mew> lol
=-= Mode #gekinzuku +o B-Rad by OperServ
<B-Rad> mkay
<adam2mew> omg typo
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#302610* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<jsmith> how long does a 40gb series take?
<stefan> if it's 720p, a fair whileComment: What's heavier, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
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#302745* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<liamX> i had an epiphany last night
<storage> when i was young none of the colored pencils were labeled
<liamX> realized how shittily i treat everyone i know
<storage> so i colored people green and water purple
<liamX> RETARD!!! |
#302788* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<&wombat> donde esta mi tequila?
<&wombat> yo qiero taco bell
<&wombat> ay-yi-yi-yi! no ma!
10 minutes of silence in the channel later
<&wombat> aahhh...my superior skill in spanish has shamed you into silence |
#302910* (?/20) ⚐Flag
< Bin|ux> i need to stop playing WoW... The other day i was talking to
my wife about our scheduled sex on friday night, and i said "I
feel like i'm limited to just Fridays" She said that it could
happen randomly in the week too... I said "yeah, like that will
ever proc" |
#303078* (?/20) ⚐Flag
< Inosolan> Nah, we love tea here, nathan.
< Inosolan> No only do we add way too much sweetener to it, but we also love to dress up like Indians and throw it in to our harbors. |
#108029* (?/20) ⚐Flag
[*map/map_cn3_g21_mordy.txt||10||r||1|| @]Comment: [*map/map_cn3_g21_mordy.txt||10||r||1|| @]
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