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#250525* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<1> Well, a penis might be popular at the PRIDE event, but I was thinking of something more tasteful
<2> go as a cockwaffle thenComment: halloween costumes discussion
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#260702* (?/30) ⚐Flag
arbiter: knew this hot chick on facebook, decided to fap to her pic because i had nothing to do
arbiter: next to her picture was an ad for an IQ test
arbiter: the test question was how many triangles were in the square shown
arbiter: somehow, while fapping, i deduced there were 16 triangles
arbiter: 8 of differening color, 4 of the same color in the same direction, and 2 in any column or row
arbiter: I abruptly stopped fapping and looked for one of those genius grants |
#271526* (?/30) ⚐Flag
* doviende nomnoms a zinc lozenge
<katep> cold coming on?
<doviende> hopefully not
<katep> I should pick some of those up just in case
<doviende> but the other day i coughed and it sounded vaguely like what chani does every few minutes all day
<katep> o_O
<katep> is she currently sick or is she just broken?
<doviende> almost done being sick, i think
<doviende> the cough frequency is much less than it was last week
<LoneGamer> i'm clearly playing too much tf2, i just thought about bashing chani with a wrench to fix her
<classam> SPY'S SAPPIN' MAH CHANI |
#296688* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<akh> Big news here is that there's a furor over a woman (gasp) being chosen for mascot.
<akh> (our mascot just dresses in frontier clothes: no furry suit or anything like that)
<RangerRick> they should go with something non-confrontational like a native american
<RangerRick> in a headdress and furry suit |
#297719* (?/30) ⚐Flag
< Dox|is|sleeping> Might as well idle. My uptime is huge and my dick isn't. |
#299932* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<wildshoetwt> anybody here know anything about guitar amps
<AriGold> mine goes to 11
<AriGold> all i need to know
<Royall> I would think all guitar amp companies would pick up on the "goes to 11" joke by now
<Julian> hehe
<Royall> and hence it would no longer be a joke, rather an awkward standard
<Julian> most people dont get that one
<Royall> "MY AMP GOES TO ELEVEN MUTHAFUCKA" "yea mine too" "..." |
#300006* (?/30) ⚐Flag
(15:44:28) ssarge: close your mouth and open your eyes
(15:44:33) ssarge: eer...
(15:44:34) Beyecixramd: LOL
(15:44:35) Beyecixramd: FIAL
(15:44:36) julian1: haha right :D
(15:44:37) ssarge: other way around ;PComment: #Gfire (irc.freenode.com)
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#300199* (?/30) ⚐Flag
* nigwil (~nigwil@ . . .) has joined #vc
<jorg> ping
<nigwil> pong
<jorg> ack
<nigwil> nack
<jorg> `XOFF
* nigwil has quit (Ping timeout: 600 seconds)
<jorg> hey dont take it personally |
#300200* (?/30) ⚐Flag
< maha> does anybody snipe in here?
< VonTratt> I do
< VonTratt> I am a sniper
< maha> how far away can you get a headshot?
< VonTratt> depends on the fps |
#300846* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<@shortcircuit> cropes
<@shortcircuit> I can't believe I didn't remember that.
<@shortcircuit> And I bet that line was full of typos I couldn't see...
<@shortcircuit> generic: "Grave of the Fireflies"
<@shortcircuit> "cropes"?! |
#300901* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<Fib> I'm gonna switch to chrome beta channel
<elf12> godspeed
<elf12> set your repositories to testing, we're going bleeding edge
<elf12> all gentoos to battle stationsComment: #cobol on SynIRC
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#306135* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<PlanetDollar> i know you want that kid
<PlanetDollar> a little edx runnin around
<edx200> on all fours
<edx200> barking
<edx200> scratching behindd his ears with his back legs
<edx200> drinking daddy's beer
<Iridium> man you're gonna have a fucked up kid |
#307355* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<+maestro> this is the first time i've been employed full time after october in... ever i think...
<+maestro> i can actually afford to buy people nice presents for christmas
<+maestro> IT IS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
<%[ill]will> go fuck tiny tim
<+maestro> i am not a penn state football coach |
#307567* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<Bunsen> As one who enjoys a drink or three on a camping trip, I support the idea of packaging liquor in smallish, non-glass containers. I just wish the spokesfluid for the idea were something other than a 12oz can of Glenoctane. |
#307599* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<TheLegace> hi could someone tell me why it takes so long for the su command to work
<EvilBob> Anyone tht can answer your question does
<TheLegace> it takes like 10 sec at least which has never been a problem before
<TheLegace> even on my other fc16 desktop no problem
<WebDragon> TheLegace: it takes time to process all that su-age to be environmentally friendly ? :D |
#308403* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<Hatai> the gf sucks man
<Zymal> of course the gf sucks, because when she becomes a wife she won't do that anymore. |
#309727* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<ink> A couple Halloween costume idea: Frankenstein and the asshole who just says "It's _technically_ Frankenstein's monster"
<`WarpKat> i was gonna be a gefilte fish: a fish wearing a yamaka
<`WarpKat> but i didn't wanna spend the money =:P |
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* Psy sets mode: +b Nazis!*@* |
#302067* (?/71) ⚐Flag
[X is denying a request]
X: Motion denied!
Y: Haha that's what gravity said to your mom.
X: D: |
#302135* (?/71) ⚐Flag
<nameless> +G is so annoying!
<fahadsadah> Censorship is <censored>
<fahadsadah> <censored> censorshipComment: Oh the irony
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#221400* (?/48) ⚐Flag
(PPF)CP: Tea & Cookies |Ldr|: So I'm reading my manual that came with my car and it says "Airbags will not deploy in event of a Barrel Roll." Which must mean I will have to use the boost to get through.."Comment: Car manuals Ripping off Starfox since N64
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#214216* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<corsair> stats say that if you take a bomb on a plane you are safer cos the chances of there being two bombs are miniscule |
#294612* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<Billenium> anyone in here a hardware junkie?
<Billenium> Does anyone know what a power lead is?Comment: #zomgwtfbbq on irc.p2p-network.net
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#299743* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<+Gregoryn> perhaps forceps?
<Oriza> I'm not gonna ask what kinda conversation I just walked into
<+Gregoryn> itty has a bug in her ear :(
<+ittybitty> Something. tweezers maybe
<Oriza> ...
<Oriza> itty
<+Wiser> ittybitty, I would maybe try tapping on the bone around your ear to maybe cause it to fly out
<Oriza> what the HELL
<+Wiser> Oriza, bug + ear
* Oriza would run screaming into the night if that happened
<Oriza> ITS A PARASITE
<Oriza> ITS SLOWLY TAKING OVER YOUR BODY
<+Gregoryn> hahah
<Oriza> RUNNNNNNN
<Oriza> ALIENS
<+strifey> a baby is NOT a parasite
<+ittybitty> thats what the aliens want you to do
<Oriza> haha
<+Rowan> yes it is, strifey
<Oriza> yes it is strifey
<+Wiser> ittybitty, I would absolutely not use tweezers though
<Oriza> NO tweezers
<Oriza> that could puncture your eardrum
<Oriza> go to the doctor
<+ittybitty> not pointy tweezers.
<Oriza> :/
<+Wiser> ittybitty, doesn't matter
<+ittybitty> and a qtip was a good idea? that just pushed it deeper
<Oriza> ...
<Oriza> did you seriously use a qtip
* Oriza facepalms
<Oriza> try this
<Oriza> try squirting some water in your ear
<Oriza> ...but that just might make it drown
<Oriza> actualy
<Oriza> that might be good
<Oriza> then you can get it removed by the doctor
<+strifey> i can suck it out of your ear if you want
* Oriza blinks
<+ittybitty> ewww its gross.
<Oriza> itty: or you could tape over your ear
<Oriza> and suffocate it
<Oriza> and get it removed by the doc tomorrow
<Oriza> or just google 'what to do with a bug in your ear'
<+Wiser> ittybitty, why the hell did you use a qtip?
<+ittybitty> or I could let it live. you guys are so inhumane.
<Oriza> Wiser: my thoughts exactly
<+ittybitty> I had five people tell me to use a qtip
<+Wiser> and all 5 are dumb
<Oriza> and you caved to peer pressure?
<Oriza> tsk tsk
<+Wiser> or thought you were joking
<Oriza> ittybitty: if it dies and you let it sit there, that can't be healthy
<+Gregoryn> <Oriza> or just google 'what to do with a bug in your ear' <-- I'm almost 70% sure this will result in porn
<Oriza> or if you let it live in your ear that would probaby be equally unhealthy
<Oriza> you know...i had ice cream
<Oriza> i completely lost my appetite
* Oriza sighs
<Oriza> anyone want my ice cream?
<+Wiser> ittybitty, the best method is to either go to a doctor or try to flush it out
<+Phil> simple solution: go in the shower, set it to high power and blast your ear for a few minutes
<+Phil> it'll clear any blockage in the ear
<+Wiser> but sticking ANYTHING in the ear will just block it from leaving
<Oriza> Phil: That's what I said-- drown it
<+Gregoryn> Wiser: Unless you have a bigass ear canal?
<Oriza> and then get it removed
<+ittybitty> I'm just gonna sit here and let it crawl out.
* Oriza spits out her ice cream
<+Phil> you were acting like you had a fear of bugs earlier
<Oriza> okay i completely lost my appetite.
<Oriza> Phil: Ironically enough, I love bugs. I've just read way too many horror stories.
<+Phil> Oriza: i'll go look up those videos of spider bites then, just for you
<+Gregoryn> there's an eHow for that?
<Oriza> i was just looking at that
<Oriza> ooh this is good
<Oriza> 3 INSERT A BLADE OF GRASSS INTO YOUR EAR: If 15 minutes have passed and you have remained calm, but the bug is still clueless, then help it out carefully with a small length of grass. Most likely, the bug will be thankful to grab onto it. Use slow, shallow strokes to coaxe it out.
<+ittybitty> I'm not afraid of bugs, but do you know how frightening it is to hear something crawling around in there?
<Oriza> inorite!
<Oriza> it'd be terrifying for me!
<Oriza> Apparently Rule #1 is DO NOT PANIC.
<+Wiser> ittybitty, if it's a gnat, it's probably stuck in the earwax
<+Phil> itty: having suffered tinitus 3 times and having numerous blockages in my ears i'd say i have a fair idea
<Oriza> yeah, what kinda bug is this?
<Oriza> or they say you can put baby oil/hydrogen peroxide in your ear and that'll loosen up the gunk, and let the bug slide out
<+Wiser> "Try using oil for an insect. "
<Oriza> Yes-- mineral oil is an anesthetic.
<Oriza> Clove oil especially.
<+Rowan> ugh - i hate tinnitus
<+Phil> you want to put peroxide in your ear?
<Oriza> If you have clove oil, put a bit in your ear and it'll either numb the bug or kill it and it'll slide out
<+ittybitty> what about saline?
<+Gregoryn> Also, what the hell, who in their right minds puts in peroxide?!
<+Wiser> Phil, That's what doctors use
<Oriza> That'll work too
<+Wiser> ittybitty, maybe
<Oriza> not as an anesthetic
<Oriza> but I expect it'd work as well as water/peroxide
<+Wiser> They may be suggesting oil because it's more dense
<Oriza> But really, mineral oil/clove oil is the best for invertebrates.
<Oriza> I've dealt a lot with fish and euthanizing them.
<Oriza> with clove oil.
<+Phil> clove oil is acually really good in general for cleaning out your ears
<Oriza> Baby oil might loosen up the gunk
<+ittybitty> I don't have clove oil
<Oriza> Baby oil/mineral oil, then?
<Oriza> Or hydrogen peroxide?
<+ittybitty> I have ear cleaner! brb
<+ittybitty> ok got it
<Oriza> yay!
<Oriza> what kinda bug was it?
<+Gregoryn> \o/
<+ittybitty> it was teeny! like the size of the head of a pin.
<+ittybitty> I'm guessing a gnat.
<+Gregoryn> Dissect it to see if it had a nano-chip-card in it
<Oriza> yeah probably.
<+Gregoryn> for an ARG
<+Gregoryn> :P
<Oriza> haha
<Oriza> IT WAS A TRAILHEAD
<Oriza> quick get a microscope!
<+Wiser> Quick, check it for clues!
<+ittybitty> I smooshed it. :(
* Oriza facepalms
<Oriza> ittybitty, your youthful shenanigans have doomed us all.Comment: #unfiction
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<whiskeyish> i got to keep the gallstones! i am going to make jewelry. |