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#190957* (?/15) ⚐Flag
* Now talking in #mexico
* Topic is 'Bienvenidos!!, #Mexico saludas a sus amigos.'
<tito> STOP SHITTING IN THE JALAPENOS
<tito> NO MAS CACA EN LOS JALAPENOS |
#200189* (?/15) ⚐Flag
darth: i got another death threat yesterday
CAT: ugh
darth: a woman told me "i know who you are, and i want you dead"
CAT: screw her
darth: she wasnt that attractive, though slim; 60-something
CAT: (figuratively)
darth: she said i was responsible for the slaughter of 270,000 children
CAT: pay no mind to the weak female
darth: actually i appreciate the courtesy of telling me at least
CAT: mh
darth: yeah, they were crimes of passion. i knew them all |
#302331* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<Wiman> Who stole my hour? When I woke up today I realized some one had stolen a full hour of my life, what is the reason for this?! I will get to the bottom of this whole ordeal, and those reponsible will pay!
<Eagle> I don't get it either... I was thinking about sleeping 10 hours and then I found out that I had slept for 9 hours
<Viper> What the fuck are you talking about? How can someone steal an hour from you? I think you just drank too much again and have a blackout now xD
<Wiman> What, you still have your hour left Viper? How did you manage that? :/
later..
<Viper> Now I know what you mean... After my friends went apeshit because we wanted to meet and I showed up an hour later I now know that there was timechange again |
#302672* (?/15) ⚐Flag
(HeX-): its a common expression here in Norway (and everywhere else I suspect) that .uk ppl looks like beached whales when they go on holiday ยท |
#302733* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<Orange_Cat> GRRRRRRRRR
<Orange_Cat> Why do some people spell "supposed" as "suppost"
<Orange_Cat> I hope they don't actually pronounce it like that.
<Fludd> cus they know youll complain about it |
#302880* (?/15) ⚐Flag
jaredxd: step 1, change your mac address
Spen_Co: she went to sleep
InvaderEO: When?!
jaredxd: step 2, ????????
jaredxd: step 3, profit
Spen_Co: whats a mac address
jaredxd: lol
Spen_Co: i have pc
jaredxd: LOL
sammah: roflComment: Tech Support....
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#310906* (?/15) ⚐Flag
< me-tan> i kinda want to do something mad with one of my MR2s
<%infested> ?_?
<%infested> ...o-one of...d-datto?
<%PenPen> me-tan: when did you get another mr2
< me-tan> PenPen: ive had 2 for ages. one stuck on my driveway and one in a barn
< me-tan> need to get the other one to the barn
<%infested> you need to build one out of the two
< me-tan> and maybe spend some weekends fixing it
<%infested> FRANKENSTEIN
< me-tan> infested: log term plan yes
< me-tan> could be tricky though. barn owners dont know im trans and I was a guy when i went there last...
<%infested> POLICE
<%infested> SOME BINT IS TAKING DA EMARTOOS
< me-tan> :D
<%infested> that, or stuff a sausage down the panties
< me-tan> hahahaha
< automb> Sick bintComment: #o-chan
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#310992* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<wa8op> I dont mind compiling a large toolchain. btw whats a toolchain lol. Can I use Xcode?
<&Sebkinne> :<Comment: another day at #hak5
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#311201* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<@rhelmot> hello everybody
<@rhelmot> zardus mentioned a bit earlier that I was working on a new interface for search strategies
in path groups
<@rhelmot> but the interface got a little more broad than that and "strategies" no longer encompasses
the behavior of it
<@rhelmot> so, in a piece of commentary on the existential meaningless of all this work, I'd like to
rename it to "otiegnqwvk", at the suggestion of fish
<@rhelmot> would anyone be strongly opposed to having an interface named otiegnqwvk |
#311296* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<Eric> Gtg I have do do my homework
<Eric> Ill do it later
:: Eric has changed nick to: quit
<quit> FuckComment: Espernet#spacex
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#308970* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<drline> networking is a fucking mess
<~mr_daemon> Nah it's p. simple
<~mr_daemon> As long as you understand what is going on, there's no real black christian magic
<drline> its all the acronyms i know time is saved but general info is lost
<drline> like my mom would be talking about some totally mundane clerical shit but it sounded mega technical due to acronyms
<&AforAnonymous> mr_daemon and then there was double token ring.
<drline> and i couldnt follow anything shed be saying
<&AforAnonymous> and X.25.
<~mr_daemon> I'm a network engineer, not a paleontologist |
#309029* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<Namelesswonder> god fucking dammit
<Namelesswonder> carbon nanotubes seemed so promising
<Namelesswonder> now it is as deadly as asbestos
<Natalie> Namelesswonder, well of course it is. What do you expect is going to happen when you take something twenty atoms across and try to force it to pass through something soft and fleshy?
<Natalie> NO SHIT, SCIENTISTS. OF COURSE IF YOU BREATHE IN SOMETHING TINY AND RIGID AND SHARP IT'S GOING TO CAUSE PROBLEMS
<Natalie> LET'S BAN POLLEN BECAUSE IT CAUSES HEALTH PROBLEMS WHEN CERTAIN PEOPLE BREATHE IT IN
<Namelesswonder> Natalie, the US government probably would ban flowers
<Natalie> ObamaLawnCare
<Namelesswonder> now substitute probably with very likely
<Namelesswonder> "lolwut that plant produces sperm and releases it into the air? ban"
<Namelesswonder> YOU'RE BREATHING IN PLANT SPERM
<Natalie> like, guys, didn't anyone teach you morons not to breathe in the cloud of dust because it's bad for your lungs?
<HighWire> I wonder how they'd enforce that... "Lookie here Mr. Sprouting Daffodil, what are you upto eh?" Recepiant of the (probably huge) fine: Mother Nature |
#305137* (?/64) ⚐Flag
I wanted to call myself an Humanist, but I could only worship a few humans at a time. I objectified the humans I worshiped and may not have respected them adequately, so I decided that I was more of a De-Humanist. Apparently, De-Humanism can help repair the Human Subconscious due to a Human Irrationality: People are more likely to respond to Just One Woobie, than to an entire Genocide or Cultural Problem. |
#301711* (?/52) ⚐Flag
<Aeroraptor-L> no if you're serious about wireless security you get a 5000' spool of cat5e and lots of battery backed repeaters. |
#304373* (?/52) ⚐Flag
<+y86> wtf I have to reboot to view a jpeg |
#307771* (?/52) ⚐Flag
<+eaudenils> i never had it
<@edditoran> ;.i know where the stugg leads
<@edditoran> and i dont like it
<+eaudenils> last time i was in *bucks someone offered to treat me to a cup and i declined
<+eaudenils> stuff eddi?
<@edditoran> im gonna ignore youre works
<+eaudenils> words?
<+eaudenils> r u drunk now
<@edditoran> cya later
<+tumble> well that didnt take long |
#311586* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<Jigsy> I always hated learning Algebra in school. If I had to rate it, I'd give it X out of 10. |
#311490* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<Lycan> ffmpeg is the sound you make when you eat noodles? |
#302034* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<AMG87> i lost them in my ass
<Jinx> uh o-o
<Efreak> what, a box of nails?
<AMG87> nah... just my headphones
<AMG87> and some sandpaper
<AMG87> but they're stuck
<AMG87> the cord snapped
<Rawr> that just sounded like an mini orgasm
<AMG87> little bastards are still in thereComment: #Random_Room on irc.random-irc.net
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#303029* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<C_S> I'm fucking a guy who likes Sex and the City. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
<Altieri> I think you should go to the city with him. If you're fucking him, it should have been obvious right off that he liked sex, so it's just a matter of indulging his other pleasure.
<Altieri> (This is where I hide behind this desk.) |
#303265* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<mithril> never ever open a link with these words together: "iguana" "disease" "jpg" and ".jp" |
#304233* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<Aayush251> shit
<+PROzess> exactly
<Aayush251> rub ur face with it
<+PROzess> not needed
<+PROzess> I already look ugly enough
<Aayush251> ewww |
#304407* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<okkie> i took my ipad out and both him and my niece were like 'MINE!'
<okkie> the apple generation
<GargajCNS> and they can swallow ipod nanos
<GargajCNS> if you dont pay attention.
<GargajCNS> or the really tiny one
<GargajCNS> the shuffle?
<GargajCNS> i mean that's about the same size as a coin
<okkie> they are the first generation to ever poop out an iPod! |
#304697* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<Hemaskk> No, I'm pretty much immune to mental pain.
<count peter> You dont need to suffer mental pain to consider suicide. I for instance was bored and was seeking amusement.
<Hemaskk> You considered suicide to relieve your boredom?
<count peter> I went though an interesting phase... I actually started to do it but then I got bored of it so I went for a walk lolComment: #suicide
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#209753* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<tsmoove> missed your call... sup
<hollyw00d> was gonna bitch about life... nada really
<tsmoove> Our lives are awesome. Let's loudly talk about how fucking sweet our lives are in class tonight. Whoever tells the most prestigious lie wins.
<hollyw00d> In!
<hollyw00d> I promise not to mention the time we were on the safari hunting humans and you banged the young thai girl that turned out to be a ladyboy
<hollyw00d> the late summer storm of 06 that claimed my schooner in Nantucket is fair game. As is the pirate attack off the cape in Africa en route to monte carlo
<tsmoove> What about the car chase in the aston through the alps?
<hollyw00d> certainly was a dicey situation... the gentlemen always prevail, tho |