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#306262* (?/57) ⚐Flag
<Mattyweasel> Does anyone do commissions in here?
<e-W01F> yes
<e-W01F> I do
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<e-W01F> Damn
<e-W01F> I lose too many clients that wayComment: #furaffinity on #furnet
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#308813* (?/57) ⚐Flag
<@Jag> SOMETIMES WHEN I FAP TO STUFF I PRETEND I'M THE GIRL
<~tripper> same
<&Fiber> Same... |
#304294* (?/57) ⚐Flag
@robbiew> is it out yet?
@PartyBot1> robbiew: Is it out? I don't know, you tell me!
@robbiew> oh yeahComment: #ubuntu-release-party on Freenode; robbiew is the release manager
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#305294* (?/57) ⚐Flag
Baby I like it
The way she poos on the floor
Baby I like it
Come on I'm gonna eat more |
#303133* (?/35) ⚐Flag
--
kazuo wrote:
ISO C99 says that overflow are "undefined behavior" i.e. anything can happen and its ok. Wrap around? OK Program abort? OK, Pregnant cat? OK.
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Good thing it only applies to cats and not humans, otherwise bad programmers all over the world would have to have this conversation:
Girl: Are you sure it will be ok?
Guy: Don't worry, I know what I'm doing... my integers never overflow. Just relax and trust me.
*fast forward*
Guy: OH FSCK, OH FSCK, OH FSCK!
Girl: WHAT? What happened?
Guy: My program just crashed. I swear this has never happened to me before!
Girl: omg I can't believe I was so stupid. I knew I shouldn't have let you run that. My mother told me this would happen.
Guy: Hey, you wanted to run it just as much as I did. I don't remember you asking to check the source first. You were just as eager to "chmod +x" as I was.
Girl: Whatever. I'm never letting so much as compile code near me ever again.Comment: Arch Linux forums
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#303896* (?/35) ⚐Flag
-!- Mimi [Mibbit@hide-3A56CFE3] has joined #hackers
< Mimi> hello
< Mimi> sorry i got disconnected
< Mimi> are u there?
<@nameless> yea
<@nameless> I never left
< Mimi> ok i just got disconnected for a moment
<@nameless> how?
-!- FBI [fbgm@fbi.gov] has joined #hackers
<@nameless> SHIT
< Mimi> not sure
<@nameless> That was the FBI bugging your phone
< Mimi> i think i accidentally closed the page
<@nameless> I'd suggest you turn your computer off and hide
< Mimi> what?
<@nameless> the FBI just joined
<@nameless> run dude
-!- Mimi [Mibbit@hide-3A56CFE3] has quit [Quit: Mibbit ajax IRC Client]Comment: Subluminal
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#303988* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<g0m> I think they made one for PSX
<Tappipappa> what was it called again?
<g0m> Harmony of dark shadows: Dracula?
<@DragonFogel> Symphony of the Night.
<g0m> I was close. |
#306075* (?/35) ⚐Flag
< nathan7> OzoneNerd: How is life?
< nathan7> And chemistry? =p
< OzoneNerd> No chemistry today. Stuff to do.
< nathan7> Like?
< nathan7> don't say "fapping".
< OzoneNerd> No, it's not fapping, but I need to work that in too at some point as well. |
#306374* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<Love4Boobies> froggey: Your penis is small.
<mangado> so...
<Love4Boobies> Wait, how would I know that?
<Love4Boobies> Crap...
<thePowersGang> Love4Boobies: Your name appears to lie, or do you bat for both teams?
<rajasrijan> how do u put a entry in bash.org ?? |
#306498* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<robbiet480> fucking godaddy ssl support
<robbiet480> they are retarded
<robbiet480> even though it was all my fault and they are actually being awesomeComment: Stockholm syndrome
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#306882* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<+droidC4> seriously guise my computer won't boot I need halp
<+SeventyTwo> droidC4, try turning it on |
#307490* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<@Chizuari> But MetroidMst, there are no such things as trolls
<@Chizuari> They only exist in fantasy settings, like Skyrim
<@Chizuari> And Puzzle Quest
<zephyrtronium> and the internet
<@Chizuari> hahahahaha @ the internet is a fantasy setting
<@Chizuari> It seems more like an extension of real life
<zephyrtronium> well yeah
<zephyrtronium> imaginary numbers extend real numbers
<zephyrtronium> imaginary life extends real life
<@Chizuari> this isn't java, you fucker
<@Chizuari> this is REAL FUCKING LIFE |
#307732* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<yamar> poke. poke. pokepokepokepokepokepoke!
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<TheBoss> NOOO
<yamar> oops. I killed him. |
#308222* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<yamar> hey mel
<Melodi> Howdy.
<thebadshepperd> Hey, thats my greeting.
<Melodi> Whoopsies.
<yamar> hey! that's my appology
<Melodi> gtfo.
<Melodi> :C
<xHooligan> That's my insult
<Melodi> nouComment: #vox - EsperNet
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#238969* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<oonh> I have some baking soda.
<oonh> I hear you can get high on that |
#254616* (?/35) ⚐Flag
VulcanJaded: what are you doing halloween?
InfernalTempestX: emma is coming over and we're gonna scare little ones
VulcanJaded: im considering downloading halo and having HALOween
InfernalTempestX: ...
InfernalTempestX: you're a fucking nerd
InfernalTempestX: i gotta submit that
VulcanJaded: last year
VulcanJaded: i laid in bed and watched spiderman 3
VulcanJaded: year before that
VulcanJaded: i was sick and played gta vice city stories
VulcanJaded: before that i was sleeping
VulcanJaded: i havent done anything for halloween in a while
InfernalTempestX: and all of that. |
#292026* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<Evil> so its too late to order food now
<Evil> I think i'll have to drink a bottle of beer.
<IT> Order a hooker and chop her breasts off and saute them and eat
<Evil> that is not a bad idea actually
<Evil> fresh hooker breasts
<IT> Yeah
<IT> Human meat tastes almost like pork
<Evil> how do you know this
<IT> erComment: they're not friends anymore
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#294620* (?/35) ⚐Flag
lonestarnorth: i wish i pooped small diamonds
scaramouche: No you don't!
scaramouche: That'd hurt!
scaramouche: LIKE A LOT.
lonestarnorth: SMALL ones
scaramouche: STILL POINTY.
lonestarnorth: and do you know how much poop you'd need to make for it to be compressed into a diamond?
lonestarnorth: you'd make a pair of earrings each month
lonestarnorth: it'd be like pooping a piece of corn
scaramouche: Um...
scaramouche: That, and I don't think shit's made of carbon.
scaramouche: I think it's mostly water.
lonestarnorth: yes, well, obviously magic would be involved
lonestarnorth: the point is i'd be rich forever
scaramouche: Not really.
scaramouche: 2 earrings a month?
scaramouche: That's not much.
lonestarnorth: ...okay, fine, i'll eat more pizza
scaramouche: Then it would get to be painful though.
scaramouche: It'd still be painful, actually.
scaramouche: All that shit compressing inside your colon...
lonestarnorth: okay, i wish i owned a diamond mine
scaramouche: Much better.
lonestarnorth: you bastard
scaramouche: Hahahahaha. |
#295141* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<helf> I don't understand this kind of headline
<helf> Hovnanian CEO Gets $979,302 Performance Bonus as Company's Value Drops 76%
<Ingenu> well done
<Ingenu> it could have been worse, here BONUS !
<helf> lol
<DeadYak> helf: but think how much it might've dropped if he hadn't been at the helm! :P
<helf> :P |
#295155* (?/35) ⚐Flag
Ian: and why the hell do I own jizznut.com??
Ian: I mean, was I drunk?
Chris: yes, yes you were
Chris: you wanted to like make a beanie baby site
Ian: beautiful |
#296806* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<Fax> secure.leasticoulddo.com/store/product.php?productid=16178&cat=254&page=1
<Fax> Boxers that say: "next time, bring a friend"
<Starsinger> I dunno how I feel about that
<Fax> well, they're boxer-briefs
* Starsinger doesn't believe in sex between more than two people at a time
<Fax> oh
<Fax> about THAT |
#299950* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<coldhead> ima protest at the swiss embassy
<paul_irish> o rly, coldhead? protest for whattt
<coldhead> for arresting polanski just because the US told them to
<coldhead> even though i'm sure they're honouring their international obligations
<coldhead> i haven't sided with france in a long time
<coldhead> and i really like polanski
<coldhead> if you rape a child and then make the pianist you are forgiven
<vladikoff> coldhead, so how will your protest sign look like?
<coldhead> SWITZERLAND! DISAVOW YOUR INTERNATIONAL LEGAL OBLIGATIONS AND RELEASE ALL CONVICTED PAEDOPHILE FILM MAKERS NAO!
<coldhead> i think their embassy here is in a shopping mall |
#299977* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<Oceliane> I found a method to cyber with a channel!
<Oceliane> . /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /me moans /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /me moans /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop /me moans /hop /hop /hop /hop /hop |
#300148* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<Fax> I have a friend looking for people to hire in the SF bay for a programming job
<Fax> anyone?
<Arang> well
<Arang> I can't program
<Arang> and I live thousands of miles away
<Fax> APPLY ANYWAY
<Starsinger> I can't program
<Domochevsky> SF bay?
<Arang> san francisco
<Starsinger> lemme know when you have a friend looking to hire fluffers
<Domochevsky> A little off
<Arang> I know what a fluffer is
<Arang> MY LIFE
<Arang> IS WASTED
<Flickerdart> I'm lost and confused.
<Flickerdart> Also a little hungry.
<Arang> eat a muffin
<Arang> or rather
<Arang> eat banana bread
<Arang> that's in a muffin cup
<Flickerdart> I don't have any
<Arang> because that is hella delicious
<Arang> make some, homo
<Flickerdart> And my cooking raises the biological hazard alert level.
<Arang> it is *so easy*
<Flickerdart> So is *your mother*
<Arang> at least my mom taught me to *bake*Comment: irc.gamesurge.net #giantitp
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#300404* (?/35) ⚐Flag
Saudade> 'Oh ba- OH GOD IT WENT IN MY EYE'
<Saudade> And now I just remembered how I managed to cum in my own eye a couple of weeks ago
<Martijn> did it sting?
<Saudade> Yeah
<Natalie> lol
<Saudade> Worst thing was I saw it coming
<Saudade> Like time slowed down
<Saudade> and there was this glob of pearly liquid
<Saudade> then there was pain |