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#295093* (?/33) ⚐Flag
maxut [n=mesut@egemen.egemenyazilim.com] entered the room.
maxut: hi
maxut: any one alive here?
PerlStalker: Nope
maxut: :)
maxut: ok. good nite to all
maxut left the room.
cpm: well, that was pretty much to the point.
cpm: it's good to be able to answer someone's questions concisely.
PerlStalker: Indeed |
#295342* (?/33) ⚐Flag
(Stomach) awww, I hate it when people have stomach flu
(Stomach) I'm hilighted in three channels, cause of that |
#296047* (?/33) ⚐Flag
Jess: ooh what is it about though?
David: ur mum!
jess: oh hardy-ha-ha no seriously??
David:(I) do not want! (to share that information with a psychiatrists daughter)
or anybody
but particularly not anyone whos gonna psychoanalyse me
consciously or not i dont care
jess: dude chill. it's ok. i write stories about mass murders and stuff, it's ok
David: oh really do you think about murder often?
jess: well if i told you then i'd have to kill you |
#296141* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<Flickerdart> If you ASK someone to rape you, isn't it technically not rape?
<Felinoid> It is if you change your mind halfway through.
<Felinoid> Legally, at least.
<Felinoid> So if a girl says stop, you'd better be damn sure whether she means it.
<Helleshin> best to avoid girls in the first place
<Helleshin> they can only are trouble
<dagaarn> Helleshin: you gay?
<Helleshin> only if david bowie or paris hilton is involved |
#297047* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<ExtremeM65> well the girl was walking away from him
<ExtremeM65> and he kept yelling hi to her
<axident> yeah?
<ExtremeM65> she ignored him and just kept going and left the room
<ExtremeM65> and I told him he shouldn't take that
<ExtremeM65> to go after her
<ExtremeM65> and he says 'Yeah I'm about ready to smack a bitch'
<axident> he would
<ExtremeM65> but there was this other girl standing there
<ExtremeM65> and she gets all upset and says 'I hear people say that almost everyday
<ExtremeM65> and I laugh and say 'I bet you do'
<axident> lol |
#299767* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<zimrbox> he's a flagrant tit
<Ricardough> Most tits are good, this guy is a dirty brown, hairy mole on the face of the United States
<Ricardough> Out of it is growing a thick, foot-long decrepit, curly black hair that smells like a dog fart
<Ricardough> He is the funny ooze that leaks out of your radiator, the smell your shower drain has after your girlfriend's had a heavy period, he's the wart on a male-to-female tranny's inverted cock, the bowel movement of a giraffe, the anencephalic byproduct of 270 days of alcoholic binging, the inexplicable stain in the back seat of your car
<Ricardough> He's got the mind of a gibbering myopic hobo and the balls of a pro-wrestler on steroids, the legs of a child crippled from birth and then re-crippled after healing because nobody liked his funny mechanical legs, he's the scum between your teeth that smells like assholes and the crap under your toes that smells like cheese
<Ricardough> He is the festering ball of goo that was sitting in the back of god's throat during the seven days; the last brain cell alive in Palin's skull; the scrubby used to clean out a McDonald's toilet on a bad day; the cat litter used to cover up a dead body; the alarming rumble you feel before you get off I-90, rush to the restroom, and drop a bioweapon in the rest-stop sink because the stalls are taken
<Ricardough> HE IS GLENN BECK |
#300434* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<j3parker> you don't like beer and don't have a vagina
<j3parker> what use are you? |
#300677* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<Tunic> ugh this is nuts
<Tunic> it's 0830 and it's already 32C
<Tunic> FUCK YOU AUSTRALIA |
#300920* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<scgtrp> what are you parsing?
<froggey> stuff
<scgtrp> what kind of stuff?
<AlexExtreme> your face
<froggey> a language to describe your face
<froggey> damnit alex |
#311642* (?/46) ⚐Flag
Fatmeatball: is nobody going to question the fact that i almost lost a frickin eyeball because of spongebob squarepants |
#302104* (?/77) ⚐Flag
<oranj> dude
<oranj> i was at mcdonalds the other day
<oranj> and i saw this guy so fat
<oranj> he had to go in through the doorway sideways
<oranj> and all i could think of was
<oranj> "i wonder what his penis looks like" |
#305254* (?/60) ⚐Flag
<LaughingKota> backtoback orgasming isnt as fun as it seems in hentai
<Ivy> ....
<Allison> lmao
<Allison> ell emm ayy ohh
<Allison> LaughingKota++
<LaughingKota> xD
<LaughingKota> Well, it's true
<LaughingKota> after the second one
<LaughingKota> It's like, you've expunged all of your cum
<LaughingKota> so
<LaughingKota> When you have an orgasm you have a dry one
<LaughingKota> Yknow how when the power goes out and air gets inside the water pipes
<LaughingKota> And you turn your sink on and water is like PSSSLLSHSUSH S{SHSHS PPAASSH LPLSSJHS
<LaughingKota> and spasming due to lack of water inside the pipe
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<LaughingKota> that's like what the third orgasm is
<LaughingKota> ohai bradleigh
<bradleigh> hai LaughingKota
<bradleigh> lol wait what
<LaughingKota> LOLComment: irc.freenode.us #inportb
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#300045* (?/60) ⚐Flag
* Oddlot grabs the book.
<Oddlot> "If you give a mouse a cookie, *flips page* He's going to ask for a glass of milk."
<Oddlot> "When you give him the milk, *flips page*, he'll probably ask for a straw"
<Oddlot> "When he's finished, he'll ask for a napkin. *flips page* Then he'll want to look in a mirror to make sure he doesn't have a milk mustache."
<Oddlot> "When he looks into the mirror, he might notice his hair needs a trim. So he'll probably aask for a pair of nail scissors."
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "When he''s finished giving himself a trim, he'll want a broom to sweep up. He'll start sweeping"
<Oddlot> "He might get carried away and sweep every room in the house"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "He may even end up washing the floors as well!"
<Oddlot> "When he's done, he'll probably want to take a nap."
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "You'll have to fix up a little boox for him with a blanket and a pillow."
<Oddlot> "He'll crawl in, make himself comfortable, and fluff the pillow a few times. He'll probably ask you to read him a story"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "So you'll read to him from one of your books, and he'll ask to see the pictures"
<FuzzyPlushroom> "He might ask you to find some tweezers and give him a handjob, too."
<Oddlot> "When he looks at the pictures, he'll get so excited he'll want to draw one of his own. He'll ask for paper and crayons"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "He'll draw a picture"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
* khonsu sighs
<Oddlot> "When the picture is finished, he'll want to sign his name"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "With a pen"
<Oddlot> +is
<FuzzyPlushroom> "He'll ask you to mop up his jizz with a Q-tip."
<Oddlot> "Then he'll want to hang his picture on your refrigerator, which means he'll need"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "Scotch tape"
<khonsu> fuck, I need scotch to put up with this story
<FuzzyPlushroom> khonsu: I was thinking the same
<Oddlot> "He'll hang up his draweing and stand back to look at it. Looking at the refrigerator will remind him that"
<Oddlot> "He's thirsty"
<Oddlot> "So...."
<Oddlot> *flips page"
<FuzzyPlushroom> "You need to stick it in his mouth."
<Oddlot> "he'll ask for a glass of milk"
<Oddlot> "And chances are if he asks for a glass of milk,"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
* khonsu has kicked Oddlot from #thezeppelin (Spam warning. Line limit exceeded.)
<Bonesy> dude, the mouse doesn't want for much, does he..?
<FuzzyPlushroom> "...you'll feed him to your cat." |
#301140* (?/60) ⚐Flag
<LooKooM> Tarkaan
<LooKooM> Still alive ?
<LooKooM> I heard you're now dealing with the underground twitter scene ?
<LooKooM> How is that rolling ?
<Tarkaan> the who with the what now?
<Tarkaan> there's no underground twitter scene, what the fuck are you talking about?Comment: EFnet #geekissues
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#301200* (?/60) ⚐Flag
<meway> brb my brother is being a cunt
<meway> im going to beet the fuck out of him
<Jaxad0127> O_o
<Jaxad0127> that's one large beet |
#307079* (?/72) ⚐Flag
PedoBear: When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religionComment: EsperNet
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#306184* (?/67) ⚐Flag
Sney: I guess osama shouldn't have used his real address on PSNComment: #o-chan
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#301521* (?/67) ⚐Flag
<@Kolin> ( . Y . )
<@Kolin> titties
<@Biomech> *_o <-- your mum when she doesnt do what shes told
<@z3ek> :=/ <-- hitler
<@Biomech> <-- madeleine mccann
<@Biomech> lols
<@Kolin> hahaha
<@z3ek> wrong++ but very funny lol |
#307730* (?/55) ⚐Flag
<Stereo> you know you're fucked up when the steam from your vomit melts your earwax |
#307764* (?/55) ⚐Flag
<@Firez_Fallen> Wow.
<@Firez_Fallen> Colton how could you not remember?! XD
<Bonsatsu> <--- is idiot remember?
<~[BlacklightShining]> XD ^
<~[BlacklightShining]> Bonsatsu: what if we have the nickstamps on the right? :3
<~[BlacklightShining]> <--- is idiot remember? <Bonsatsu> [23:32:18]
<@Firez_Fallen> You promised no self doubt, remember?
<Bonsatsu> lol
<Bonsatsu> well it's not self doubt
[Conversation moves on…]
<~[BlacklightShining]> …hay, wait!
<@Firez_Fallen> Hay! Listen!
[bolded] <~[BlacklightShining]> BONSATSU!
<Bonsatsu> hai :3
[bolded] <~[BlacklightShining]> I SHALL HAVE YOUR HEAD FOR THIS! >:P
<Bonsatsu> the head of the red dragon?
[bolded] <~[BlacklightShining]> THOU HAST TRICKERYIED ME INTO POSTING YONDER LINE!:
<~[BlacklightShining]> [23:33:12] <~[BlacklightShining]> <--- is idiot remember? <Bonsatsu> [23:32:18]
<Bonsatsu> LOL
<Bonsatsu> that's amazing
<@Firez_Fallen> XD
<Bonsatsu> I didn't even see that at first XD
<@Firez_Fallen> Just like when we tricked Connor to come out of the closet in amnesia.
<@Firez_Fallen> Good times.Comment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#303008* (?/55) ⚐Flag
<echoed> whoa
<echoed> Gary Coleman's dead
<echoed> brain hemmorhage
<Vivisector> Guess he had a
<Vivisector> Different
<Vivisector> Stroke
* Vivisector sunglasses
<Py> ewwww but at the same time I'm snickering just a little
<echoed> whatchoo talkin' bout Willis?
<Vivisector> whatchoo talkin' bout HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGg
<daffodil> can always depend on Vivi for horrible puns, but kind of sad
<Vivisector> Apparently he was going to be alright
<Vivisector> but came up short
<Altieri> I actually had a conversation with a friend of mine at work yesterday
<Altieri> We were talking about something, and he mentioned that a three-foot fall could kill you.
<Altieri> I said, well, if I fall over now and whack my head, that could...
<Altieri> He reminded me that my head would be falling six feet, even if the rest of me wasn't. I agreed.
<Altieri> I stated that midgets, then, couldn't die - at least from falling.
<Altieri> And the next day, Gary Coleman falls and dies of a brain hemorrhage.
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<Altieri> I said "no fuckin' way" when I heard about it at first, then again when I found out how he died.
<Madda> Donkey show gone horribly wrong?
<Altieri> ...We're talking about Gary Coleman.
<Altieri> Oh. Yeah, good guess though. |
#304472* (?/55) ⚐Flag
<JBridge> So yeah.
<JBridge> Back to Macross.
<JBridge> Er, MAKOROSU.
<GMH> did you just PURPOSELY CALL A SERIES WITH A COMPETENT ENGLISH NAME BY JAPANGRISH?
<GMH> JBRIDGE?
JBridge> YES?
<GMH> YOU
<GMH> YOU
<GMH> DOUBLE OTAKUR |
#301917* (?/50) ⚐Flag
Marcel: Don't support you've had a look at 3512 yet?
Marcel: errr... support -> suppose lol
Alan: I support your supposition to suppose support should be suppose
Marcel: :(Comment: Try saying that five times fast.
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#303356* (?/50) ⚐Flag
<Leviathan> Women are like torrents
<Leviathan> Both are best when well seeded :D |
#300699* (?/50) ⚐Flag
<@beazt> MICHAEL MOORES WIFE
<@beazt> ABDUCTED
<@beazt> OWNED
<doobie_> lol pwned
<DarkLgcy> Who the fuck goes on a trip to Ethiopia?
<DarkLgcy> Seriously
<@beazt> lol
<DarkLgcy> It's like
<DarkLgcy> HEY KIDS
<DarkLgcy> WE'RE GOING TO ETHIOPIA
<DarkLgcy> TO VISIT THE STARVING BLACK KIDS
<DarkLgcy> YAY!!!!!!
<doobie_> BUT I WANT TO GO TO DISNEYLAND!
<DarkLgcy> We can't afford disneyland.
<DarkLgcy> :( |