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#310182* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<oklopol> quintopia: no i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing because *you're stupid*
<oklopol> i mean
<oklopol> with you |
#310201* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<fizzie> Do you want me to live dangerously and just stick it in the bot without testing it?
<elliott> fizzie: Yes.
<elliott> There is pretty much no way it won't be amazing. |
#310202* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<coppro> ... goddamit I'm having a discussion about the literary qualities of a Pokemon game |
#304004* (?/28) ⚐Flag
* +Emperor_Nick shudders
<+Emperor_Nick> During the inquisition, a lot of my tentacle monster brothers lost perfectly good tentacles that way
<+Emperor_Nick> Mostly the gay ones. The church didn't mind so much the heterosexual tentacle raep
<+Emperor_Nick> But no use of the poop shute? How were we supposed to abide by that
<+Emperor_Nick> I've got like, fifty tentacles on a bad day. They can't ALL go into just two orifices
<+Emperor_Nick> Try as I might.
<+Emperor_Nick> That's why you don't hear about a lot of gay tentacle monsters
<+Emperor_Nick> Not enough orifices to work with |
#311530* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<Archduke> i fucked a girl in a graveyard on saturday
<plaque> was the body warm at least?Comment: x
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#186230* (?/29) ⚐Flag
kelle: I am watching Whorecraft!
Rhys: i dont even want to know
kelle: Now called Whorelore
kelle: apparently
kelle: copyright infringement or something
Rhys: lol
kelle: oh no
kelle: if that dwarf has sex with the armor girl im turning it off |
#237146* (?/28) ⚐Flag
kalun: do you know what ben did
psi: what?
kalun: sigh, okay, hes like "i went to this medevil festival yesterday and this guy told me he had the sword cloud used and its the real sword and i got to hold it"
kalun: "..its called cosplay"
kalun: "no it was real "
kalun: i sent him a few cosplay pics and he goes "thats people dressing up as anime characters. it wasnt real. this is clouds ACUAL sword!"
kalun: "....."
kalun :"the guy told me it was"
kalun :"remember when the guy told brandon he would pay him back the 500,000 gold and he walked away?"
kalun: "yes."
kalun: "..did you learn anything from that?"
kalun: "no" |
#274109* (?/28) ⚐Flag
ForceDelta8: Being a Pokemon Pimp is probably the most awesome job ever.
ForceDelta8: "Don't make me have to Machoke a bitch." |
#294538* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<+Redly> im eating 2 english muffins for dinner and going to fucking bed
<+withnail> do you know what kinda muffins we eat in england
<+withnail> fucking american muffins |
#294601* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<DarKnD ReMiS> hey babe
<Taur> Whats up?
<DarKnD ReMiS> watching robot chicken. lol it's that scene with the gummi bear where its singing and gets it leg caught in that trap thing for bears, and starts screaming.
<Taur>... you mean a Bear Trap?
<DarKnD ReMiS> Yea! lol
<Taur> ...>sigh< and yet your semesters grades are way higher than mine =/ |
#297142* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<Luigi30> recite the alphabet backwards
<FeetSlashBirds> zxy
<FeetSlashBirds> xwy
<FeetSlashBirds> mz
<FeetSlashBirds> qrfs
<FeetSlashBirds> tuv
<FeetSlashBirds> wxyz |
#299888* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<Balade_WORK> have i sufficiently wrapped the channel around my dick and used it to jackoff yet? or should I keep going with this tangent?
<+Mao> By all means, continue. |
#300003* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<Chroder> pay me and ill show you just how great of a time you can have
<Chroder> i can do “the helicopter” like no other man |
#300136* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<Quan> i was hit in the head with hail from a thunderstorm that caused the deadliest tornado in the area when i was like 9 ...i haven’t been the same since
<Fax> spontaneous fro creating hail?
<Quan> no spontaneous hey i like boobs nowComment: irc.vision-irc.net #bvs-colbertnation
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#300194* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<GutFunk> those kids send those weatherballoons up with the cameras and crap to send picture data back to earth in high resolutions and whatnot
<Aso> thats what you think anyway
<Aso> but it turns out the camera is hiding in a box in the garage |
#301980* (?/65) ⚐Flag
<Bulmer> yesterday
<Bulmer> I dreamt that you don't wipe your arse with toilet paper
<Bulmer> you wipe it with the poo you just did
<Bulmer> which appears in a container on the wall, like those really big toilet rolls are kept in at some public loos
<Bulmer> it's just a perspex box and the poo rolls out into it, you select a sturdy one, grab it, wipe with it, drop it in the toilet, flush
<Bulmer> I remember sitting there trying to pick one up and thinking "You know, I've never thought of it before, but this really doesn't work does it/" |
#205655* (?/36) ⚐Flag
[breakpoint]: i go to semen world all the time
[breakpoint]: seaworld * |
#225509* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<Terras> Also, what's so great about Firefly?
<Terras> Future Space Western durr hurr.
<Ros> Best TV show ever made by anyone ever.
<Ros> If you ask the fans, anyway.
<Ros> My theory is that Firefly is Jesus.
<Ros> Shows up, gets followers, is killed by The Establishment, then miraculously come back from the dead.
<Ros> They're not Firefly fans. They're fundies. |
#218774* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<Lucifer7> ReiserFS > *
<Narcogen> lol
<VerdaFolio> yes but ReiserFS murders your wife
<VerdaFolio> I suppose for single gents it isn't a problemComment: #hbo, irc.bungie.org
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#221549* (?/34) ⚐Flag
Morsetlis: So like
Morsetlis: I'm always shirtless now
Morsetlis: b/c it's too damn hot
Morsetlis: but this feels nice.
Kathus Kattan: Welcome to the club.
Kathus Kattan: Except I have chest hair.
Morsetlis: ..
Morsetlis: damn you |
#262835* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<@|Chris> pull up a chair and tap a vein gentlemen
<@|Chris> it's party time
< wind_> |Chris: are we donating blood to red cross?!Comment: #geekissues
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#274172* (?/38) ⚐Flag
#274171* (1/1)
<Twitchy> i'd like to report kozi for abusing ryu he shoved it right in ryu's ass no lube no nothing
<&KoZi> funny fucker arent you
<&Twitchy> dude that was deep
<&KoZi> ya thats what Ryu said |
#295782* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> If you catch jellyfish, and leave them on a rock out in the sun, they melt.
<Ironholds> If you catch jellyfish, your hands melt.
<Ironholds> I assume you mean with a net :P.
<fahadsadah> Well, I tried with a net, anyway. Maybe someone tried it by hand?
<Ironholds> Fahadsadah: nobody could be that stupid.
<fahadsadah> Yes, somebody could
<fahadsadah> Cobi: You here?Comment: #wikipedia-en on freenode
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#297908* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<FuriKuri> OOOOOOH SHIT
<FuriKuri> ONLY 20 HOURS UNTIL WIZARDS ON DECK WITH HANNAH MONTANA
<Sanity> OOOO-wait, what?
<Sanity> Are you shitting me? :|
<FuriKuri> No.
<Sanity> That's bullshit.
<Sanity> I'm not home during that time. D: |
#299983* (?/38) ⚐Flag
Aaron: Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Christina: ...
Aaron: its true tho
Christina: like being involved in it? or watching it?
Aaron: think about it
Aaron: 10 people in a gang rape
Aaron: 9 out of 10 are gonna like it
Christina: you know there aint always ten involvedComment: *headdesk*
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