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#300761* (?/73) ⚐Flag
John: ...hey, what's mystery google?
Lance: .....Google it.
John: ........I KNEW it.
John: I totally called that one.
Lance: You handed me that one on a silver fuckin' platter.
John: I ALMOST said 'and don't tell me to google it.'
Lance: >:3
John: THERE ARE SOME THINGS WHERE IT IS TOO OBVIOUS
John: LIKE THE 'WHAT SHE SAID' JOKE THAT BECOMES REDUNDANT ONCE YOU SAY 'THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID'
Lance: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID |
#300560* (?/68) ⚐Flag
<jojo> so are you an atheist?
<monko> Yes
<jojo> Ohh thank GOD!Comment: real story
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#301335* (?/63) ⚐Flag
(|TripleH|): the fat cunts upstairs are fighting again
(|TripleH|): and i actually heard "FUCK YOU! YOU EAT OUT MORE THAN I DO!" |
#301365* (?/63) ⚐Flag
<zoltan> ashley was telling me about her new boyfriend... said he was pretty nerdy
<zoltan> met him today, turns out he's this fag who wears tight pants, has a cool haircut, etc
<zoltan> i said "i heard you're pretty nerdy"
<zoltan> he looks at me for a second then opens his jacket, pulling out some dragonlance novel from a secret pocket that looks sewed in
<zoltan> i'm like "heh, yeah, you read fantasy so what"
<zoltan> he reaches into one of the front pockets and pulls out a pda :/ |
#301294* (?/58) ⚐Flag
<pilot518> my wife makes good chili, like 1-2 x a yr
<Mike_Wx> and crap chili the rest of the time? |
#305885* (?/58) ⚐Flag
<+Genesis`> reading a review...
<+Genesis`> Is Sucker Punch a “two-hour $82 million fetish film examining how hot sad schoolgirls look when holding weapons....
<+Genesis`> god, i hope so
<+Genesis`> :) |
#301831* (?/53) ⚐Flag
Toad: if you're wondering about the brits
Toad: GaGa won everything
Kayleigh: really?
Toad: including Best Male artist
Kayleigh: you're joking about that one?
Toad: no
Kayleigh: really?
Toad: srsly it did lol
Kayleigh: rofl
Kayleigh: honestly?
Toad: yes
Toad: why would I make this up? :|
Kayleigh: cos she's not actually a hermaphrodite or a man
Toad: well she took the award? :S
Kayleigh: stop it
Kayleigh: are you srs?
Toad: yes |
#304915* (?/53) ⚐Flag
<amanda89> lol,
<Keevan> Amanda, I bet you are 21
<amanda89> are you assuming that becase i sound 21 or because 2010-1989 is 21?
<Keevan> The latter
<amanda89> lol
<amanda89> well yes my birthday was tuesday
<Keevan> I'm a regular sherlock holmes
<amanda89> i can tell
<Keevan> I took activia
<Keevan> before I was irregular sherlock holmes
<amanda89> hahahahahaha
<amanda89> thats funny
<Keevan> ahahahahah
<Bleh> Keevan is also jamie lee curtis, apparently |
#311524* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<@Liliana> I only know German and English, I learned French in school but forgot everything by now :<
* @nwh_work can speak English, Blemish, and Tarnish, and he's slowly learning Peevish as well
<@nwh_work> Tried taking an introductory Dervish course, but I failed. Too much whirling. |
#311529* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<ntnix> " it's suspected that Terri Schiavo's initial cardiac arrest was caused by electrolyte imbalance due to an extreme liquid diet."
<ntnix> Electrolytes are what vegetables crave |
#311272* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<@esch> do you think a deer ever pissed on that
<duckstab> on the mushroom? probably
<@esch> do you think a deer ever pissed on you
<duckstab> i don't think directly
<@esch> do you think a deer ever thought about pissing on you
<duckstab> i don't think deer have abstract thoughts |
#311363* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<Guest85751> cool - ima go - bye
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<Norse_meeting> worst haiku ever |
#311497* (?/23) ⚐Flag
* moron_man has joined #gens
<GiMP> who the eff names themselves a moron its like a big target
<GiMP> like why give the enemy the chance?
<Talgie> this isn't war lol
<GiMP> hey moron
<moron_man> what
<jake2> ya?
<GiMP> oh this gonna be fun... |
#301640* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<~Dankiswess> don't wear a belt
<@cheese> pants on the ground
* Dankiswess kicks cheese in the nuts |
#302604* (?/23) ⚐Flag
Leif nods sagely.
Shifty/Anon/David: sage?
Huns Valen: sage is an aromatic herb
Cam d'Ham [Is TooCool]: rosemary is an herb too methinks
Cam d'Ham [Is TooCool]: smells like mustard when you burn it (mom had a rosemary tree/bush thing)
Leif: cam
Leif: are you going to scarborough fair?
Leif: Between the salt water and the sea strand, Cam
Cam d'Ham [Is TooCool]: I have no idea what you are talking about
Cam d'Ham [Is TooCool]: Is this some northerner thing?
Leif: well we make cambric shirts without seams or needlework
Cam d'Ham [Is TooCool]: Is that like a renaissance fair?
Leif: Sort of.
Leif: It's kind of baroque.
Cam d'Ham [Is TooCool]: THe sort that play D&D probably go to such fairs no?
Leif: Mostly hippies and shit.
Cam d'Ham [Is TooCool]: hmmm
Cam d'Ham [Is TooCool]: As long as they don't smell too bad I'd go
Leif: They gather a lot of heather, too.
Leif: Is that okay?
Leif: You might need to buy a leather sickle, too.
Cam d'Ham [Is TooCool]: eh is this like a commune? I'm missing something I think
Leif: Well it's like an acre of land.
Leif: It's really a true love of mine.
Cam d'Ham [Is TooCool]: You don't strike me as the type to do hippy bullshit
Leif: They've got really nice spices. |
#302731* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<Nybbles> How do you shut down X.
<tdfischer-fast> ctrl-alt-bkspace
<Nybbles> Or go to run level 3.
<tdfischer-fast> ctrl-alt-F2
<tdfischer-fast> login as root, then do 'init 3'
<-- Nybbles has left this server (Quit: Lost terminal).
<tdfischer-fast> brilliant |
#303734* (?/23) ⚐Flag
< fahadsadah> Where can I find a tonne of Brits?
< Crispy> Britain? |
#183359* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<pitz> i'll tell ya what.. im gay for tim russert's corpse |
#239257* (?/23) ⚐Flag
buy automotive paint in</url>,Comment: buy automotive paint in</url>,
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#282447* (?/23) ⚐Flag
Hello,Comment: Hello,
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#297470* (?/23) ⚐Flag
[+EccoTheDolphin] women suck
[&PsychoHoseBeast] if yer luckyComment: #zomgwtfbbq, irc.p2p-network.net
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#297817* (?/23) ⚐Flag
Feilen: Do you watch anime?
nwongfeiying: like the hair on your head or..
nwongfeiying: never mind
Feilen: Do you?
Yaoi: I WATCH ANIME.
nwongfeiying: no, I don't really watch anime
nwongfeiying: last one I saw was Neon Genesis
Feilen: I bet you want to have sex with EVERY charcter in that series
nwongfeiying: and that was like 2 years ago :O
nwongfeiying: YES, I DO
nwongfeiying: LOL
Feilen: Like, ALL OF THEM
Feilen: Even the children.
nwongfeiying: pretty much..
Feilen: ESPECIALLY THE CHILDREN
nwongfeiying: wait..
nwongfeiying: not
nwongfeiying: no, not that
Feilen: See how annoying it is?
Feilen: small child =/= hot anime person
Feilen: animal =/= hot furry |
#300586* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<AtomicRoss> The fumble is the single-most stupidity inducing event in the game, from a spectator's point of view.
<AtomicRoss> Everyone goes from zero to "loud shouting maniac" in 0.0 seconds.
<Khavall> MAYBE IF I POINT IN THE DIRECTION THAT WOULD SHOW MY TEAM WON THE REF WILL BE PERSUADED
<Khavall> POINT
<Khavall> POINT
<Khavall> POINT |
#309711* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<Madgod> So I was at the XYZ facilities right
<Madgod> There's this one chick production worker they just took on.
<Madgod> Solemnly convinced the US government has had diplomatic relations with an alien species for the last century and is keeping it from us.
<Madgod> I don't know how to deal with this. |
#310206* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<olsner> we have PR?
<oerjan> the good news is we have PR. the bad news is we borrowed haskell's motto for it.
<oerjan> "avoid success at all costs" |