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#309381* (?/46) ⚐Flag
< jocafa> also, who the hell robs a convenience store *when on the run*?
< jes> I was thinking the same >_>
< sgrace_wrk> jocafa: You never know when you need a snack.
< jocafa> probably needed a red bull
< sgrace_wrk> Gives you wings.
< sgrace_wrk> So you can fly away.Comment: #sparkfun at irc.freenode.net
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#218601* (?/42) ⚐Flag
<deadbum> _,_
<deadbum> ;'._\
<deadbum> ';) \._, o
<deadbum> / /`-' //\,
<deadbum> ~~( )/===D(( <-- fdask takes the horse cock!
<deadbum> ))) \\
<deadbum> \\\ //
<fdask> ;oComment: #asciipr0n of all places
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#235754* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<Bateau> In all my years I've not seen a more loathsome worm than yerself!
<jackie31337> Bateau: Amazing! How do you manage to shave without using a mirror? |
#301456* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<Grey_Loki> awesome
<Grey_Loki> 19th floor of the hilton, ssh in bed
<Q> Fuck that. I've just been summoned.
<Q> "Come here and fuck me."
<Q> Yes, I answer to that.
<Q> Night !
* Q has quit (Quit: Leaving)
<Jeff|Laptop> winComment: #thezeppelin
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#301545* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<e> what's the saying again
<K> [...] As far as I'm conserened "The internet, Where the men are men, the girls are men, and the 14 year old girls are fbi agents"
<C> That's why you go for the 12 year old girls instead. |
#210402* (?/41) ⚐Flag
14:46 < TSMouse> flo sid girl loves mans huge love salami. find out how to make
huge here
14:46 <@flo> Done
14:47 < TSMouse> flo quote
14:47 <@flo> JeffN: it could. but i'd be worried about attracting fat chicks
14:47 < TSMouse> wow relevantComment: bot at work knows how to keep on subject
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#218819* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<de4thbymusic>Man, those thunderstorms outside are pretty damn wicked
<de4thbymusic>There all like BOOMBOOMCLASHBANGYOURMOM |
#294580* (?/41) ⚐Flag
a******41n: SWEET MOTHER OF SCIENCE I’M DYING!
a******41n: I just maced myself
a******41n: in the face
a******41n: with hawaiian ginger
d********d: I need to hook up the web cam to catch those events
a******41n: …you think its funny?
d********d: …yes |
#300247* (?/41) ⚐Flag
== FC`Backup [DDuser@7b043c70.hsd1.ca.5aa6454b.net.hmsk] has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
* RickyTickles growls....
<@RickyTickles> Someone just closed my laptop......
<+Basil> ?
<+Basil> Dastardly!
* RickyTickles drums her fingers across her desk.
== FC`Backup [DDuser@7b043c70.hsd1.ca.5aa6454b.net.hmsk] has joined #goe`ooc
<@RickyTickles> ....
<@RickyTickles> My laptop's posessed!
<+Basil> Well yeah, I assume you own it.
<@RickyTickles> ...
<@RickyTickles> ok...that was gold.Comment: hehe
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#300617* (?/41) ⚐Flag
jomanlk: fuck man.
jomanlk: I was eating kfc and drinking strawberry milk at my computer
jomanlk: I was shaking it to mix it up and the bottle cap exploded out spilling milk everywhere.
jahufar: man you suck
jomanlk: it looked like the pink panther had orgasmed all over my pc :/ |
#301239* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<Bonesy> i only just got into donner meat within the last year
<FuzzyPlushroom> Donner meat... that'd be your deceased travel companions? |
#305746* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<Rjx> yeah since ext3/reiserfs there's no problem with corruption on hard shutdown because of journaling
<Rjx> biggest problem with reiserfs is that it kills your wife
<Jimmothy> thats not a problem
<Jimmothy> saves me a taskComment: EFnet #geekissues
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#307309* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<+Chaos1> Alright. Titanium, youre package is all packed and raped with tape.
<+Titanium2> awesomeComment: Freudian slip?
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#307330* (?/41) ⚐Flag
bigger_longer_and_you_know_what: anal sex is why condoms were invented, it's like when you put parchment down on a cookie sheet
bigger_longer_and_you_know_what: personally I have no desire to stick my torpedo in anyone's unshielded thermal exhaust port, even if the rest of the trench run is so awesome I can do it with my eyes closed. |
#308482* (?/41) ⚐Flag
* taxiwaygirl giggles
Quit: taxiwaygirl [K-Lined]
<+Moon_Dog3VO> NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO GIGGLE |
#301659* (?/41) ⚐Flag
~|Knoeki> parents won't be home 'till tomorrow :_)
%|Dozer> PARTY AT KNOEKI'S!!!!
~|Knoeki> ...I'm busy scripting
%|Dozer> Sure
%|Dozer> We'll just trash your house while you script :DComment: #zomgwtfbbq @ irc.p2p-network.net
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#303701* (?/41) ⚐Flag
< Lucifer> aymbot: you know, because you use so many different names, now you're stuck with at least me using your real first name
< aymbot> lol
< aymbot> its all good
< Lucifer> personally, I hate it when people use my real first name, but to prevent that I have to give them a consistent name they can use :)
< aymbot> mm well
< aymbot> a lot of people call my mya anyway
< aymbot> even when i manage to stick with 1 name ^^
< Lucifer> just wait 'till you have a kid, then people will call you mama mya
< Lucifer> you are so screwed
< aymbot> roflComment: #armagetron
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#305257* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<Kage> shit
* Kage cut himself by accident :(
* Kage makes a mental note to not pretend knifes are swords |
#304290* (?/36) ⚐Flag
HoopyCat> and i have just been informed that they stopped manufacturing NyQuil D effective a couple weeks back.
HoopyCat> the terrorists have won; i can no longer look forward to getting a coldComment: #linode on OFTC
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#304944* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<@Oobert> TIL superdug likes his reddit.
<@superdug> eh?
<@Oobert> run into your usersname. So I licked on it.
<@Oobert> yup. I licked the hell out of it...
<@Oobert> DAMN IT!!!! FUCKING FINGURES/BRIAN. Why can't you just work.
<@Oobert> click*
<@Abnix> Oobert: you need to stop licking brian.
<@Abnix> now getting your brain to click on things.....
* Oobert explodes. |
#305683* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<DougCL> there are more droids than iphones, that means we can now act like a persecuted minority. |
#306245* (?/36) ⚐Flag
02:19 < normod> ok I gotta sleep now
02:20 < normod> protip: My almost always drunk when I write something in this
channel this time of nightt
02:20 < normod> nos this thimes thou! |
#306510* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<seerpharmer>do you reckon i can pay for a kebab with bitcoinsComment: #420chan
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#306742* (?/36) ⚐Flag
-*- dburg winks at muramasa
<Muramasa> what
<dburg> sorry I gay
<dburg> thought you had big dick :\
<Muramasa> I'm a girl
<dburg> dammit
<dburg> #fuckindumbluck
<pfer10> lol
-*- hellraiser pees his pants with laughter
<pfer10> dburg drops the gay card on a chick
<pfer10> classic |
#307743* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<chrise> edward: This was discussed a few days ago.
* edward is confused
* chrise gives edward a unicorn horn.
<edward> thankyou
* edward applies it
<edward> Nothing seems to happen
* edward applies it again
* edward feels less confused now. |