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#294496* (?/32) ⚐Flag
* discussing porn *
@snow-> the thing is you can't put makeup on a dick |
#213987* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<Global> vHost for user Lothy set to Lothy.fucks.kangaroos by oper Niall
Couple of hours later:
<Global> vHost for all nicks in group lothy set to pr0.at.various.things by oper Lothy
<Global> vHost for user Lothy set to pr0.at.kangaroo.lovin by oper Niall
<Niall> oh wait
<Niall> haider Lothy
* Niall whistles
<Global> vHost for all nicks in group Niall set to caught.red.handed.changing.lothys.vhost by oper Lothy |
#221890* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<fish> so..
<fish> comparing RPGs to real life..
<fish> what type of chars would michael phelps and usain bolt be
<wayne> str and agi based
<wayne> also like warren buffett
<fish> ?
<wayne> they are great farmers |
#256485* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<ilanbg> ah, voting with the absentee ballot now
<ilanbg> wtf, I need a stamp to mail this in?
<celeste> um, yeah
<ilanbg> I thought we abolished the Jim Crowe laws by now...
<ilanbg> wha?
<ilanbg> it's total socioeconomic segregation, man
<ilanbg> what about those of us that can't afford stamps?
<ilanbg> what, now we're not good enough to vote?
<ilanbg> ; /
<ilanbg> in place of the stamp, I'm just going to write "you racist hicks can suck this"
<celeste> hahahahahahaha
<ilanbg> just doing my part to preserve our democra |
#260818* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<dillikibilli> She asked him about voting etc. and he mentioned that people in his neighbourhood (West Philly ghetto) have been receiving fliers in the mail telling them that if they have any kind of existing issues with the law, they will be arrested if they go to vote.
<rub3s> A West Philly ghetto? Born and raised?
<msdesireeg> On the playground is where I spent most of my days, chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, shootin' some b-ball outside of the school...
<this_barb> When a coupl'a guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood.
<foonly> I got one little pamphlet and my mom got scared...
<beager> It said "What's Obama doing hangin' out with Bill Ayers?" |
#295553* (?/31) ⚐Flag
John : Yo Hofvander
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John : Oh really?
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John : So, today I asked a car at a stop light 'what're you up to?' you know what it told me?
*** Auto-reply sent to John: I am currently idle. |
#295583* (?/31) ⚐Flag
[quote=kernowgringo]<&VAMPIRE> want a toy boy vampy?
<&VAMPIRE> abuse me babe!
<&Sondra> lmao
<&VAMPIRE> tie me to your kicthen door and swing me back and forth kickin me in the balls mmmm
<&Sondra> lmao
<&VAMPIRE> then shove my head in your oven and violate my ass with a plunger
<~kernowgringo> :o
<&Sondra> no -kids still tight as I was at 16 \o/
<&VAMPIRE> then tie me to your garden gate and let your neighbours spit on me
<&VAMPIRE> ohohohoh
<&Sondra> but not nearly as limber
<&VAMPIRE> jizz...in my pants[/quote] |
#296837* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<Indogutsu> My mother is watching a French-language movie in the next room. It has English subtitles.
<Indogutsu> Occasionally I can make out phrases that sound like nonsensical English, like "Maybe by this weekend, their sauce will be filled with tears" and "The Jewish Dudette." |
#297879* (?/31) ⚐Flag
a wolf: You have an ear and throat infection!
mac: yeha
a wolf: And you smoke an ounce and a half in four days?
a wolf: WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?!?!1
mac: yo
a wolf: STOP IT
a wolf: GET HEALTHY
a wolf: OK?
a wolf: THEN SMOKE
macm: YO im healthy enough
a wolf: NO YOU'RE NOT YOU'RE INFECTED WORSE THAN MY VAGINA
mac: indeed, quite an accomplishment i must agree
a wolf: I know!
a wolf: So stop! |
#299770* (?/31) ⚐Flag
This is typically how my Linux experiences go....
Linux Community: X works in Linux! And it's free!
Me: Huh, that's pretty cool....
Linux Community: Yeah and it's super easy. Easier to setup than Windows. And you'll never get a virus. And it's free!
Me: Wow, that does sound pretty cool...
Linux Community: Heard you had a problem with Vista's power management stuff? Yeah, you should run Linux - no problems there....
Me: Wow - that does really sound great...
Linux Community: Hey - Windows 7 is coming out - but look at this chart. It shows how much faster Linux is. And look, the install took less clicks and is much easier. Ant it's free! My Grandma runs it now. It's awesome.
Me: I have to say, that really, really sounds great....
Linux Community: I see you play WoW. I dunno if you know this but Linux can totally do that. Linux is like everywhere man. Why don't try it? It's free. It's everything Windows does, only free and less problems. It just works. Just download it man. Piece of cake.
Me: I don't know - that sounds great. I really don't like Windows; and I'd love to be able to play with the source of my OS....God Linux sounds great.
Linux Community: Oh - yes - it is! Here's a link man....go for it. Just download it and burn it. It's yours. Free. And just like Windows, only better. It does everything. Everything you want - it does. Better. Faster. Free! Try it. Don't be a chicken....try it.
Me: Huh - yeah - Linux seems cool but um...I'm having a problem. (The specific problem varies depending on the year I was trying it. Internet back in '03, RAID in '06, Wireless in '07, Installing in '09).
Linux Community: Oh yeah - that's nothing just do X (where X is something ridiculous like 'download it again')
Me: Umm yeah - so, that's not working for me. I still can't this working.
Linux Community: Did you read the guide? It's this page here - you should have read this before you did the install. It's really long and complicated and it will make you change your BIOS settings. It's called 'DO THIS BEFORE YOU INSTALL.HTML'. Go there, do it, try again.
Me: Umm - Okay. WTF? I don't know what any of this means but I just changed four things in my BIOS. But I still can't install.
Them: Did you verify the download? Use this MD5 tool to verify that the download was correct. I mean, you can't just trust a file to download correctly these days...it's really a gamble.
Me: Umm - Okay. I installed some program in Windows and it says it has the same number as what it should be...but it still doesn't work.
Them: Okay - well, go to this random guys blog. He has four pages of detailed instructions. You'll need to download a Windows driver and run this program that will, maybe get it to work.
Me: Alright - I spent FOUR HOURS screwing with this and I still can't get online unless I disable security on my wireless router.
Them: Well, just disable the security on your router. Yay! Linux works great!
Me: WTF? I don't want to disable my security. I want to be able to use it like it worked in Windows.
Them: Then buy a wirless router that works in Linux.
Me: Okay - which one can I buy off NewEgg that will work.
Them: Well, a lot of people have good luck with XYZ - but it depends on what chipset is used.
Me: WTF? How do I know what chipset is used?
Them: Well, buy it, and if it works, you'll know it's the right one.
Me: You want me to buy something that 'might' work, but if it doesn't work I'm SOL?
Them: Yup! If you don't like that, you can just buy a brand new PC with Linux installed from Dell!
Me: Is it any cheaper than the Windows version?
Them: Nope.
Me: WTF?
Them: Geez man, chill out. Linux *isn't* windows. It's not just going to magically work. Hardware manufactures don't support Linux, so you need to make sure, in advance, that your hardware will work.
You also can't expect Linux to work like Windows. It's a totally separate OS and you'll have to learn to use it from scratch. A lot of things aren't going to just work out of the box. And yeah - don't ever use the 'upgrade' option because most distros will destroy themselves if you do. And yeah, each updates brings a really good chance of hardware breaking. But nothing important, just little things like *sound* and stuff.
Me: Wait - WHY DID YOU TELL ME LINUX WAS SO DAMN PERFECT AND THAT IT JUST WORKED AND THAT IT SUPPORTS EVERYTHING AND DOES EVERYTHING?
Them: Ummm, because....we want more people to use Linux so that hardware manufactures and game manufactures will see that we are a big enough install-base for them to care about.
Me: ???
Them: Well, if 25% of the population uses Linux, then maybe hardware will come with Linux drivers and games will install on Linux out of the box. And the more users we get, the more interest developers will have in working on Linux to make it better.
Me: You bastards.Comment: by RobDude on slashdot
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#300607* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<Ruler> Chicks in a bikini, must be more wankmaterial.
<Ruler> God.
<Elpizo> I love how you keep hoping there's something good in there
<Ruler> Its bad when the best thing in a collection is Full Metal Panic.
<Elpizo> And it's all TITS AND LOLIS
<Real_Tim> Who did you GET this from, Ruler?
<Real_Tim> and can you call the cops on them?
<Traveller> How did you end up in possession of this... stash?
<Ruler> Its actually someone I know who is going on a Church Mission.
<Ruler> So he gave me a few hundred Anime DVDs.
<Traveller> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAComment: #suptg, irc.thisisnotatrueending.com
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#308330* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<Joshrocs> try /suckmydick
<Qwert> Sorry Josh, it said the subject could not be found
<+DJCougar> ^ lol
<Cusped> lol
<+Ollie95> ahahahahComment: owned.
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#308576* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<TheRein> the doctor told me the most accurate way to take my son's temperature is rectal insertion of the thermometer
<TheRein> but I'm scared he'll like it and eventually become the next goatseComment: #teen-talk
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#308762* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<Wooshey> ever have those weeks where your own farts force you to leave the room
<Wooshey> I'm having one of those weeks
<apricity> :< |
#309241* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<Catdaemon`> I flossed my teeth and a bit of one came off and now it feels really sharp
<Catdaemon`> smh
<ninjers> chipped your tooth flossing
<ninjers> that's british as hell
<shane> ya wtf |
#309294* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<LtBrenton> on a completely random note
<Pryoidain> Bitches Love Canons.
<LtBrenton> ...yes
<LtBrenton> yes they doComment: Best. Autoresponder. Ever.
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#301799* (?/31) ⚐Flag
< Mkava> your*
< Dustin> Ah, thankyour.
< Mkava> xDComment: #lobby on NFNet
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#306232* (?/57) ⚐Flag
<Sajuuk> I was going English Language and Literature, Sociology, History, Economics, Accounting. Need a few more.
<Sajuuk> No, there is no A-level in Rape.
<Sajuuk> Islamic Studies is close, though. |
#306662* (?/56) ⚐Flag
<@mrds> I took a giant poop and when I looked down there was no poop. It snaked itself down
<@mrds> It scared me for a sec
<@mrds> Then it poked out a little and I was like whew.. I really did poop |
#306293* (?/51) ⚐Flag
<Tzuqris> bah
<Tzuqris> this eraser got really hard..
<App> stop playing with it? |
#301951* (?/51) ⚐Flag
<st0rmb0x> JACKED UP ON MONSTER AND TRYING TO SPEND THIS ENERGY INTO SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE MASTURBATING TILL IT BLEEDS! |
#303308* (?/46) ⚐Flag
(@Antonio9) she even does interracial
(@Antonio9) cause she's not region locked |
#303683* (?/42) ⚐Flag
cuog: I think this channel has just turned into random exclamatory remarks...
FalseProphet: !
astronouth7303: he said "exclamatory remarks" not "exclamation marks"
FalseProphet: penis!
cuog: yes FalseProphet we know what your favorite toy is already
mrtsunami: Exclamatory remark!
FalseProphet: rebuttal about the sexual habits of your mother!
astronouth7303: Senseless remark about your face!
cuog: oh burn! |
#304144* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<cloudstriffff> Chart topping rapper “Soulja Boy” has been accused of flagrantly ripping off the Death Note OST in one of his latest releases, imaginatively called “Death Note.”
<@Uniju> woah
<@Uniju> seriously?
<@Uniju> Enough people listen to Soulja Boy to have noticed something like that?!
<cloudstriffff> lol |
#304708* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<NOXOiD> my dad and dog are dying and im trying to help with the house work
<NOXOiD> :|
<Xe0n> Oh man, your dog is dying
<Xe0n> that's harsh
<Xe0n> my condolences
<Xe0n> get off irc and be with those you love |