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<@Shivers> naturally, Eric (Idle) would have the machine that goes "PING!" |
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<fartstink> so I was thinking about the other weekend when I had sex with a man
<fartstink> and I was concerned I was gay because of it
<fartstink> but I realized something
<fartstink> riding a horse once doesnt make you a cowboy
<wildlele> wtf
<wildlele> why did you have sex with a man you faggot
<fartstink> It was a crime of passion.
<fartstink> and beer
<fartstink> we didnt do it in pooper
<fartstink> we ade out and i gave him a bj
<wildlele> you sucked dick and youre trying to say youre not gay?
<fartstink> yes
<wildlele> how did his cum feel sliding down your throat fag
<fartstink> it was sweet |
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[@slew] cause msi wind sounds like what you get after using too much microsoft installer packagesComment: #zomgwtfbbq, irc.p2p-network.net
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* Anon884 (Anon884@71.204.41.62) has joined #BChat
* Anon884 is now known as SkullArrol
* SkullArrol is now known as Gildea
<@BabyCharmander> WB Arrol
<Gildea> thanks. accidently closed myself
<Gildea> and how'd you know that's me?
<@BabyCharmander> ...um
<@BabyCharmander> * Anon884 is now known as SkullArrol
<@BabyCharmander> * SkullArrol is now known as Gildea
<@BabyCharmander> Because you changed your name to Arrol?
<Gildea> dang. i thought only I can see it |
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<TGWi> I am right due to reasons. |
#306975* (?/48) ⚐Flag
levittowncutie: hello
TheDarkness: ?
levittowncutie: hope you wanna chat with a horny girl today ;-)!
TheDarkness: asl?
levittowncutie: 24/f/miami
TheDarkness: I'm 27/m/UK
levittowncutie: what's up though qt? how's your day..
TheDarkness: well
levittowncutie: im good.. hey can i ask you a question.. Do you like fat asses or big tits? lol ;x
TheDarkness: i rode the subway today because my car was in the shop
levittowncutie: well im told i have a lot of both.. wanna see then i can get your opinion ;-)
TheDarkness: Haha, this is a bot.
levittowncutie: uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz
levittowncutie: let me load my HD webcam..
levittowncutie: k its loaded click [link] then click "accept invite" on the left.. sign up its 100% free!
TheDarkness: Nah, this is the fucking porn version of Cleverbot.
TheDarkness: You fucking failed the Turing test.
levittowncutie: uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz
TheDarkness: hahaha
levittowncutie: once you're in we can make a private 1ON1 chat and have some fun!! :-).
TheDarkness: Fucking computer.
levittowncutie: yeah it's going to ask you for creditcard but that's just to verify you're over 18 i can't show my tits 2 minors you know?..
TheDarkness: What are, you, Windows or Linux?
levittowncutie: you comming babe...
TheDarkness: Probably some IIS bullshit.
levittowncutie: k.
TheDarkness: sudo rm -rf /
levittowncutie: hurry im dripping wet 4 u.Comment: AIM.
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#307280* (?/48) ⚐Flag
<+divVerent> Do you, Mr. Bougo, take Arch Linux for your lawfully installed operating system, to run in UEFI Secure Boot on your computer?
<+divVerent> Will you use, update, administrate, and support it from this day forward, forsaking all others, keeping only unto it for as long as it shall boot?
<+MrBougo> No, I do not and I will not
<+divVerent> I think this answer will get you a kernel panic within 10 seconds
<+divVerent> *looking for exploit quickly*Comment: BRLOGENSHFEGLE doesn't lol
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#309812* (?/48) ⚐Flag
<Killswitch> Ya know, if I didn't know you both had girlfriends and one has a child, I'd swear you fuckers were virgins. |
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<jimster> it's funny seeing fat people on motorcycles
<jimster> reminds me of the circus
<ttvd> that's it, i am giving your mom a motorcycleComment: EFNet #C++
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#304003* (?/48) ⚐Flag
< EvilWalrus> penis isn't a bad word.
< EvilWalrus> cock is.
< Evil_Otto> it's all about context
< EvilWalrus> I mean, if i say "My cock is huge"... In my personal context, I could be referring to the rooster that lives 2 doors down.
< NoiseEee> or still asleep and dreaming, EvilWalrusComment: #phpc @ freenode
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#301958* (?/43) ⚐Flag
<lawrance> i'm getting excited about my japan trip now
<lawrance> i picked up yen from the bank on wednesday
<chuzz> how is he?
<lawrance> chuzz, feeling a bit flat
<chuzz> got that spent feeling eh? |
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<H-Viruz> I dunno about you, but a real life dick of that size doesn't seem all that... useful.
<bleh> imagine all the small furry animals you could beat to death with a wang like that!
<bleh> I would have fun with it :3 |
#228234* (?/43) ⚐Flag
WeaksideSniper(latino accent): You stole my kill, you bitch.
Snappy McRyka: It's a game, calm down.
WeaksideSniper(latino accent): Fuck off.
Snappy McRyka: You're just mad because I'm better.
WeaksideSniper(latino accent): You're just mad because you're white.
Flame Lancer: Well god forbid I get paid more than you do.Comment: actually on halo3
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#300145* (?/43) ⚐Flag
GarySimat: huge fucking balls
GarySimat: huge
GarySimat: gigantic
GarySimat: could be a fuckin ship anchor
Nick Pinciotti: wtf
Nick Pinciotti: you can see mine?
GarySimat: nope
Nick Pinciotti: must still have the taste in your mouth |
#305775* (?/43) ⚐Flag
<Mikey> im in love with the magic mouse
<Raiden> That was a pretty epic chatkill
<@HumanNoMore> yeah
<@HumanNoMore> it's like saying 'I like Nickelback'
<Raiden> lolol
<@HumanNoMore> everyone is just silently pitying you now |
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Tanaka: God, Thursday and Friday killed me
Triples: Did Rebecca Black make a new song? |
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* Crispy_ has joined #anime
<forks> but a big black haired monster bush is too much
<pawz> but yes, I've seen muff and just gone "razors in the bathroom. let me know when your done"
* forks would want to help
<pawz> a tiny thin redhead bush can be alright
<Crispy_> ...
<forks> sup Crispy_
<Moon_Doggy> lmao |
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<CS> also "tongue punch your fart box" is one of my favorite phrases ever |
#309302* (?/43) ⚐Flag
<Deathreap> Jews are missing out on life.
<Deathreap> Even McDonalds taunts them by having breakfast sandwiches on bagels and every single one of them has a pork product on it.
<Deathreap> They might as well shove an oktoberfest sausage through the hole in one and call it a holocaust sandwich. |
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< wushin> <link to SedlecOssuaryEntrance.jpeg>
< wushin> I wish my hallways looked like that
< meway> I wonder how illegal it would be to have a shandalear made out of human remains :|
< wushin> not very
< wushin> human remains are cheaper then you think
< meway> I want some blood stained ones with flesh leather still on them.
< wushin> It's more the quantity that will kill ya.
< meway> now how cheap are they?
< wushin> skulls are only a couple 100
< wushin> the rest are 50-70$
< wushin> Full skeletons can come cheaper
< wushin> sometimes more
< wushin> but they are free if you know how to make human remains.
< wushin> I got a recipe:
< wushin> 1) Stab
< wushin> 2) Repeat |
#306878* (?/28) ⚐Flag
j-b-r: (This is a parenthetical
j-b-r: And it will never be closed
j-b-r: EVER
BlueProtoman: )
j-b-r: Ok, now let's step it up a notch, shall we?
j-b-r: 【How are you going to handle THIS ONE
BlueProtoman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOComment: #openpandora on Freenode
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#307853* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<ME-tan>garrett, are you sure wireshark what what he had in mind when your boss asked you to sniff his packet?Comment: #ed
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#308043* (?/28) ⚐Flag
< banshee> shot through the heart, +o to blame. Scoff gives ops a bad name. |
#308106* (?/28) ⚐Flag
+spag | do you remember the name of the book you uploaded a while ago that had something to do with tomatos and nazis from space or something
+spag | I think willy very well sums up most of this channel |
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<SquidDNA> I had this girl come to the classroom while we were grading
<Ramrod> and she threw herself at you
<Cable|Laptop> Oh I'm sorry, I can't hear you because your voice is bouncing off my chiselled torso
<SquidDNA> She was having kittens in the hall because she had missed turning in an assignment and the submissions link was gone because it had expired
<SquidDNA> But she was like
<SquidDNA> When I say having kittens do you understand
<Kalimac> ... no
<Pocktio> This girl birthed kittens?
<+OhJohnNo> "she was LITERALLY having kittens"
<Cable|Laptop> It's easy
<SquidDNA> There were infant cats falling out of her vagina
<+OhJohnNo> ahahahaha
<Kalimac> was she pregnant by a cat?
<Pocktio> That seems like a pretty big science thing
<Cable|Laptop> LOL
<halko> :D
<SquidDNA> No, it
<SquidDNA> s an idiom I picked up somewhere, just very very upset
<SquidDNA> shaking and crying and shit
<Lleman> she shat cats? o_O
* +OhJohnNo is prepared to fall over
<Lleman> i need more spirits
<Kalimac> and someone somewhere has that as a fetish |