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#301246* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<*bbot> >look for screeners of Avatar
<&bbot> >billions of torrents
<&bbot> >all are ~700mb in size for a 2 and a half hour long DVD
<fedoragirl> what, people actually want to watch that movie?
<&bbot> lol internet
<fedoragirl> bbot: there are hardly even billions of IPs
<fedoragirl> well, in ipv4
<&bbot> >a linux user being pendantic
<&bbot> >die of shock
<Namegduf> It's spelt pedantic. |
#301968* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<@segin> I need to move
<@segin> The ice cream truck here plays "Mexican Hat Dance" as it's jingleComment: #lfs:1 on irc.otherworlders.org
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#304072* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<Monotone> a bunch of other hilarious stuff happened too but it gets a little opsecky
<SentSix> Wait, combat operations are over. There is no OPSEC anymore
<Monotone> well until they swap my .50 cal for a Operation New Dawn T-Shirt Cannon I don't think it's a very important distinction |
#304358* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<Sabriel> oh yeah guys
<Sabriel> how was your 420 exam?
<Chris[laptop]> heh heh heh
<Chris[laptop]> dunno
<Chris[laptop]> but I got my laughs
<Xzaf[work]> Definitely didn't involve weed :/
<Chris[laptop]> xzaf wtf is a byzantine error
<Xzaf[work]> Arbitrary
<Xzaf[work]> Basically it's the "Other" spot of failures
<Chris[laptop]> because I said that it is when your process has a slow decline after its empire expands too far and rampaging barbarians sack its capital
<Xzaf[work]> XD
<Chris[laptop]> and yes I did carry that answer over to the next question
<Chris[laptop]> and talked about the number of barbarian hordes that could attack the servers and have X's request still succeedComment: #acm on irc.siucacm.tk
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#304425* (?/38) ⚐Flag
*** Lin_Chongy joined #yackfest
<Lin_Chongy> Lin Chongy? Good Lord, what am I, a rapper?
*** Lin_Chongy is now known as Lin_Chong
<VerticalPig> "LIN CHONGY IN DA HOOOOUUUUUUUUUSE! Just a kid from Shanghai, but my words, they don't lie..." |
#304544* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<PREFIXweb> Poor people will always have money for smokes, alcoholics always for alcohol and fat people always for mcdonalds and unhealthy food
<PREFIXweb> it's insane
<peerce> never mind heroin/meth/crack addicts
<PREFIXweb> Well they always have the option of sucking some dick
<PREFIXweb> It's harder to do that at mcdonalds or the local supermarket
<PREFIXweb> I can't imagine walking into McD seeing some fat chick on her knees at the toilets "Please man, GIVE ME A BIGMAC IMMA SUCK you dick good!" |
#305342* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<BunneH-> * Now talking on #vegan-info
<BunneH-> * Topic for #vegan-info is: General information regarding veganism and animals as persons
<BunneH-> * Topic for #vegan-info set by godlessfather at Sun Jan 31 15:52:09 2010
<BunneH-> <BunneH> Myself and a few.. colleagues were having a discussion and have a question. Does veganism prohibit one from swallowing semen during fellatio?
<BunneH-> think i'll get a response?
<Tyrope> unlikely.
<Tyrope> is that on the gg network?
<BunneH-> no :p
<BunneH-> uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090520102954AAURsZV
<BunneH-> there it is
<Tyrope> wow
<Tyrope> i have a bit more faith in gg part of humanity, knowing we're not the only ones that wondered about this fact.
<Tyrope> let's move on with life. :P
<BunneH-> maybe they have a semen tofu substitute
<BunneH-> I WILL NOT LET THIS TOPIC DIE
<Tyrope> ofc you won't.
<Tyrope> there goes my faith in humanity again.
<BunneH-> on your deathbed you'll hear my whisper in your ear
<BunneH-> "see if angels are vegan, and if so, do they gargle cum..." |
#307158* (?/38) ⚐Flag
Me: fb
Them: wtf is FB?
Me: FaceBook
Me: you know like *facepalm* or *FaceDesk*
Me: But when your facebooking its like hitting yourself in the face twice as hard.
Them: I think I just facebooked |
#307198* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<theplic> i need more paper to pin to my cubicle
* andreasr faxes theplic ascii porn
<theplic> but i dont have a fax machine :(
<andreasr> theplic: you are in india, how can you not have?
<theplic> have what?
<andreasr> a fax machine
<theplic> why shud i have one?! thats racist!
<Sav1or> are you really indian?
<Sav1or> THANK YOU COME AGAIN |
#308274* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<Sqozza> [22:25:19] <@Keiran> Things that are weird :
<Sqozza> [22:25:31] <@Keiran> Your mother signing into MSN while you're looking at lesbian double fisting
<@seeker> things that are weird: lesbian double fisting, having your mum on msn, still using msn
<failrail> Things that are weird for batman: Lesbian double fisting, using msn, having a mumComment: I love #ozfortess.
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#308463* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<Adam> Verum, you're not a mod.
<Adam> Stop pretending to be one.
<Mr-Brightside> yea he is lol
== Adam was kicked from #TwoCans by Verum [Great.]
<jaxxie|Busy> xD
<Mr-Brightside> MODDED! |
#309131* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<pheand> what's the time, magic timestamp window?
<pheand> okay then |
#309459* (?/38) ⚐Flag
< kebles> overheard my 12 year old brother on skype say "i wish i was a jew, i could get away with so much more" |
#310247* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<Microchip> So today...
<Microchip> I see this brunette
<pirate_cg72> and
<Microchip> She's got these really nice legs
<Microchip> And the cutest face
<pirate_cg72> and
<Microchip> And I fed her some dinner
<Microchip> I love my doggieComment: Late nights
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#306159* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<smib> SolitudeSeraph, if she's under 18, just don't stop fucking her until she's turned legal |
#306369* (?/33) ⚐Flag
#D&D on freenode
* Joins: blacksunseven (~blacksuns@c-67-180-168-59.hsd1.ca.comcast.net)
<blacksunseven> looking for help with what is basically creating a class
<Tanktalus> class BlackSun : public Warrior {...}
<Tanktalus> Oh, wrong channel :-)Comment: #D&D on freenode
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#306619* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<hrtcrw-> messing around on your computers hardware while it runs ftw
<Joelixny> I know right?
<Joelixny> The worse part is that the power button broke
<Joelixny> so to turn it on I have to connect 3 small connector with something conductive.
<TheSexyPenguin> xD
<TheSexyPenguin> time for a new comp i think
<Joelixny> Like my finger... |
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#307433* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<slamm> im driving my brother to the airport later this morning
<slamm> at like
<slamm> 4.30 am
<slamm> hes going to south america for some reason
<Garfunkel> reminds of my mother
<Garfunkel> who told me the night before she left for south america that she wanted a lift to the airport the next morning
<slamm> ;_; |
#308031* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<FaxNetbook> Gary William Brolsma[1] (born January 14, 1986; Saddle Brook, New Jersey),[2] also known as simply The Numa Numa Guy, is an American singer who gained worldwide attention after posting onto the Internet, near the end of 2004, a webcam video of himself lip-syncing to the song "Dragostea din tei" by Moldovan pop band O-Zone.
<FaxNetbook> I'm older than Numa Numa Guy
<Malware> But you are much more attractive.
<Starsinger> Very much more attractive
<Starsinger> Fax is hawt
<Lord_Gareth> I would definitely have sex with Fax first
<Starsinger> Fax is very DILF-tastic
<FaxNetbook> this conversation went to a weird place |
#310198* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<Phantom_Hoover> The fact that the elves will be happy with this will hopefully be counteracted by the fact that I plan to drop them into the magma cistern. |
#303428* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<Truemen> i am...
<Truemen> i am...
* Truemen passes out
* Vance drags Truemen to a corner.
* Amanda draws penises on Nathans head
* Vance unzips and slaps his penis on to Nathans head.
* Amanda draws them in permanent ink
<Vance> Hey take a picture!
* Truemen wakes up
* Vance zips up
<Vance> So, good night? |
#304736* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<lolfighter> I haven't YET seen an armour set that doesn't look BETTER if you remove the shoulderpads.
<Fax> they're called "pauldrons"
<Fax> or "spaulders"
<Flickerdart> Maybe they're so big cause that's where the people keep their inventory
<lolfighter> And let is not forget the UTTER HORROR of druid dungeon set 1 & 2.
<lolfighter> LOOK: wow-europe.com/en/info/basics/armorsets/
<lolfighter> Try putting it on a male tauren. The shoulderpads increase his height by 50%!
<Flickerdart> Dear god what is that
<lolfighter> Awful, is what.
<Fax> the only thing awful about that is the color scheme
<lolfighter> The ONLY THING?
<Fax> yes?
<Fax> you're talking about a cow man in purple and gold winged plate
<Fax> there are a lot of things wrong with that
<Fax> but the only thing that specifically makes me hurl is the color
<Flickerdart> Fax, aren't you colourblind
<Fax> Flickerdart: yes, that is part of the problem
<Flickerdart> Fax: You're also missing the acid green.
<Fax> well, thank god for that |
#266649* (?/33) ⚐Flag
UltimaCaitSith: Okay you guys all know about my black girlfriend
UltimaCaitSith: Well, she's been down with the stomach flu the past week
UltimaCaitSith: Her silly ass decides that she can fight off the nausea better if she downs a glass of 7-UP as fast as she can
UltimaCaitSith: I've never before seen someone SHOOP DA WOOP in real life |
#294820* (?/33) ⚐Flag
Grant-A: some cheap bible I bought from a corner store had a KFC advertisement in it near the plagues of moses
Grant-A: bad placement though
Jaxad0127: and that's our fault?
Grant-A: no, I just found it humorous
Jaxad0127: lol
Grant-A: "and the first born shall die... Get your favorite Fried Chicken from KFC!"
Jaxad0127: lolComment: From #themanaworld on freenode.
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