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#301570* (?/50) ⚐Flag
<ChaplainBane> what you need to do is find a way to make money on your stupid hobby. like working at a theme park.......or would that be the furry version of being a stripper.
<crazyorigin> it would make it weirder when he touches himself in the suit |
#306391* (?/50) ⚐Flag
[P] [85:Tourz-Lig]:i get some more than u ever will
[P] [85:Pinkbunnyman]: ...getting "some" from handa kournikova doesnt mean you're getting some, okay?
[P] [85:Pinkbunnyman]: or indi-handa jones....
[P] [85:Pinkbunnyman]: or lindsey lohand
[P] [85:Pinkbunnyman]: or gwyneth palmtrow
[P] [85:Pinkbunnyman]: or hande berre
[P] [85:Tourz-Lig]: lol
[P] [85:Pinkbunnyman]: or handy warhol
[P] [85:Tourz-Lig]: just because u mom do it on u
[P] [85:Pinkbunnyman]: or brack opalma
[P] [85:Pinkbunnyman]: or john hand-cock [02:01:38] [P] [85:Pinkbunnyman]: or barbara streisshand
[P] [85:Pinkbunnyman]: or handakin skywalker
[P] [85:Tourz-Lig]: STFU or i call u dad so he can fuck u in the ass like he use to do!
[P] [85:Pinkbunnyman]: or handalf the grey |
#304093* (?/79) ⚐Flag
<tigertail>I was working a register at the libary book sale today. Didn't realize it was Sept. 11 at first.
<tigertail>Arabic looking guy comes in line, carrying the 4 Tolken books.
<tigertail>He looks at me, I look at him and down to the books.
<tigertail>He's shifty-eyes, getting nervous about something.
<tigertail>I knew what he was going to do. I tell him quietly, Don't do it man.
<tigertail>He butterfingers a book, and it falls to the ground.
<tigertail>*BANG*
<tigertail>The Cop behind him arrested him for disturbing the peace. |
#304754* (?/45) ⚐Flag
<matx> Amazon is selling a used copy of ichigo mashimaro for 1p. I do not want to know what happened to that book to make it worth 1pComment: Ichigo Mashimaro is a manga series about four little girls in primary school. #/g/tech @ rizon
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#305725* (?/45) ⚐Flag
< Piston> holy shit
< Piston> this guy has surfed every dya
< Piston> day
< Piston> for 30 years
< Piston> D:
< mike> like a bawss
< Piston> hell yeah
< Piston> guy is probably the happiest man on earth
< lungfish> ive surfed the net every day for 30 years and im the most miserable man on earth |
#305732* (?/45) ⚐Flag
Nic: oh god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nic: uuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
Rogue: what did you come across...
Nic: theres this thread about how far you can take anal
Nic: and there was a link to a video
Rogue: ..... and you watched it
Nic: ... maybeComment: Nic was on 4chan
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#306803* (?/45) ⚐Flag
--- daian|work has changed the topic to: Shrek breathed in heavily. The air had a musky scent, it was the fragrance of fresh sex. "Shrek why don't you come back to the bed, Donkey needs more of that Ogre lovin," Donkey said seductively.
<brohemia> that'll do thedaian
<brohemia> that'll do |
#295924* (?/45) ⚐Flag
Drewz1025 : im trying to use
Drewz1025 : skype to make phone calls to get weed
Drewz1025 : its so fail |
#300486* (?/62) ⚐Flag
< celti> And if the RIAA complains, I'm going to borrow a cannon from some reenactor friends and fucking show them *real* piracy.
* UmbralRaptor grumbles about the qdb being down.
< celti> UmbralRaptor: then use QDB.us until it's back up, and bookmark the links to the quotes there in the meantime.
< UmbralRaptor> Everything I submit gets rejected.
< celti> So include this part. Then it won't. |
#300955* (?/62) ⚐Flag
* DawnBreaker bh shortc|desk
* DawnBreaker backhands shortc|desk
* shortc|desk gets behind his desk
-!- shortc|desk is now known as desk|shortc
<@desk|shortc> Try that again.
* DawnBreaker takes a chainsaw to shortcircuit's desk
<@Moon_Doggy> lol
-!- desk|shortc is now known as sk|shortc
<@sk|shortc> ..crap. |
#301874* (?/62) ⚐Flag
<Eoin_> can someone tell me why i'd use transistors on a chip as opposed to circuit board transistors?
<MadrMan> so the transfluctors wont electranlatuatize
* MadrMan has quit (Quit Skynet has left the building)
<Eoin_> ?
<Darkcoder__> you heard him
* Darkcoder__ (Darkcoder@DevHat-A9924C0B.ishikawa.ocn.ne.jp) has left #lobby (Save John Connor!) |
#307790* (?/62) ⚐Flag
<Orochi> Planet. Full. of. Cat. Girls.
<Alisaihin> DID SOMEONE SAY CAT GIRLS
<Alisaihin> :3 |
#260100* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<Ego> I thought I was doing pretty well at cheerleading tryouts until all those class rings fell out of my vagina. =/ |
#232658* (?/41) ⚐Flag
ManDoo: ...She pulled my jaw down. While I was asleep.
GottSaSum: anyway, i still wouldn't touch your jaw with all the drool on it.
ManDoo: THE DROOL WAS AFTER
ManDoo: AFTTERRRR!!
GottSaSum: you started drooling after she touched you!?
GottSaSum: WHY DON'T YOU DROOL AFTER I TOUCH YOU?
GottSaSum: i can't compete with her
GottSaSum: she can make you drool with her touch
GottSaSum: i should stop trying to kiss you now.
ManDoo: Please and thanks. |
#296632* (?/40) ⚐Flag
<R0b0t1> While not the best channel, I'll kinda miss ##politics because I sometimes go there to gather insults. |
#296947* (?/40) ⚐Flag
<^nikki^> I don't care what you guys say .. warpy does not wear women's clothes!
<anonym> i would have to charge her just like everyone else
<^nikki^> oh .. hi Warpy
<`WarpKat> you're gonna grow a penis one of these days, ^nikki^
<`WarpKat> =:P
<^nikki^> well I've got the pot and the soil for it ... just a little water and sunshine is all it needs
<anonym> there is something out of the norm so early in the morning
<`WarpKat> yea - ^nikki^ has a bulge
<anonym> sure its not a tail?
<^nikki^> I've got two bulges
<`WarpKat> i don't know what's more disturbing...the thought of ^nikki^ having two bulges or the fact that ^nikki^ HAS two bulges
`WarpKat goes away to contemplate |
#300208* (?/40) ⚐Flag
Stranger: hey
You: HEEEEEEYYY
Stranger: hey gurl heyyyyyy!
You: say it again, it makes me all wet
Stranger: lol
Stranger: spammer
You: no way
Stranger: just plain old desperate perv, huh?
You: no
Stranger: where from?
You: 15 yo gal from alabama
Stranger: 16 m florida
Stranger: you're emo?
Stranger: cuz I know this dude from alabama dama that is emo
You: well if you consider Slayer, Gorgorth, children of Boddom, Born from Pain and Suicidal Tendencies as emo
You: why not
You: but I eat at least a dozen emo kids at breakfast
Stranger: cannibal?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: that is gross
Stranger: and just plain wrong
You: you know, the ones with black hair and a pink or red shit
Stranger: I am not a big thrash metal fan myself.
You: cannibal corpse is a good band as well
You: too bad
Stranger: more of a neo-hippie
Stranger: what you hate!
You: i would showed you my kyttah if you had said so
Stranger: your kyttah?
You: MY WET JUICY PUSSY ยงยง
Stranger: lol
Stranger: back to spamming huh?
You: no way
Stranger: I don't need you to google a picture of a clit and link it passing it off as yours....
Stranger: If I wanted to masturbate, I would do that myself...
You: wait, i'll put it on my own server
You: hope you'll like it, i just shaved it yesterday
You: *Pic*
Stranger: lol
Stranger: nope
Stranger: I won't click on that shit
You: you want me to put it on imageshack?
You: it's the same for me
Stranger: k
Stranger: you're from brazil?
Stranger: lol what a loser
Stranger: finding a pic of someone elses clit
Stranger: and trying to pass it off as yourself
You: ok
You: my connection is shitty but it worked
You: *Pic*
Stranger: lol
Stranger: that is disgusting bro
Stranger: is that part of your cannibal shit?
You: FUCK YEAH
You: I LIKE EATING KIDS
You: KITTENS
Stranger: I am going to contact the FBI on you...
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: i don't care, i'll do like issei sagawa
You: i'll say i'm crazy, so i don't go to jail
You: and i will be set free
Stranger: holy shit bro
You: and i'll keep eating people
Stranger: you know the guys name and crap, too?
You: well of course, his name is/was Kurt Spencer
Stranger: you're way too creepy, little girl
Stranger: goodbye |
#300415* (?/40) ⚐Flag
<@JoshHeartbrand> So I tried to get on my parents' scale. When I did, I got an -E-. This is something that a skinny person never sees - it's the error message that roughly equates to the scale saying to you "holy [censored], you're too fat for me to measure." So I went on Amazon and ordered a high-capacity scale, one that measures up to 400 lbs. I figured there was no way I weighed more than that...
<@JoshHeartbrand> I was wrong. I got the scale a few days later, got on it and saw that same damn -E-.Comment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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#300430* (?/40) ⚐Flag
<@deFacto> I just opened my imac and dusted off the fan and stuff. Didn't fix the problem with the clicking fan tho :(
<+radiumsoup> so you have an iMacacacacacacacacacac?Comment: #fark
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#303017* (?/40) ⚐Flag
Mike: wtf does "fishers of men" even mean
***Tristan puts nommables on the end of a man-sized hook and ties it onto a long string.
***Tristan throws the contraption through your window |
#303624* (?/40) ⚐Flag
<Scruffy> i though you meant math math
<Capn_Refsmmat> Scruffy: that'd be dave
<Scruffy> like HARDER 4+4 HARDER
<Maxton> Math!
<Capn_Refsmmat> Scruffy: "I'd like to do you... by parts"
<Scruffy> "i'll raise you to the power of 5"
* Diziara is getting all hot and bothered
* Capn_Refsmmat remembers a fun incident in calculus
<Capn_Refsmmat> people were telling our math teacher to use calculus to seduce his wife
<Scruffy> lol
<Diziara> ...did he?
<Capn_Refsmmat> "tell her you'd like to be her first derivative, so you can lie tangential to her curves!"
<Capn_Refsmmat> and then I say, "Second derivatives."
<Diziara> <3
* spork <3
<Capn_Refsmmat> and everyone looks at me
<Capn_Refsmmat> and goes "what?"
<Capn_Refsmmat> and I just say, "Concavity."
<Diziara> ...I'll admit I'm not sure what you're talking about, but it sounds hot.
<Maxton> Bacon
<Capn_Refsmmat> Diziara: you can use second derivatives to explore the concavity of functions.
<Scruffy> "i'll eat your pi"
<Capn_Refsmmat> "chain rule" could be used for some fun bdsm jokes.
<Scruffy> Capn_Refsmmat, this is a bad path to be walking down
<Maxton> Nah we do it, like, in bed. With sheets and stuff
<Scruffy> that's why i'm posting the good parts to qdbComment: someone in the channel was talking about cybering with math another user in the channel
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#304330* (?/40) ⚐Flag
<Pickled_Tink> too much fucking silence
<Pickled_Tink> STOP BEING SO DAMNED QUIET MOTHERFUCKERS!
<Zero> No.
<Zero> ...shit. |
#304707* (?/40) ⚐Flag
<SentSix> Your girl just posted more pics
<Iridium> man I read one of her blog articles and saw the relevant pics and shared the one that was fucking amazing
<Iridium> she is not 'my girl', and you are definitely 'a stalker' |
#304857* (?/40) ⚐Flag
<snoop dogg> Now what would ya; what would ya do
<snoop dogg> if you were forced to eat your own poo?
<pitz> Yum! |
#310536* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<Tourres> if you can't convince them, confuse them
<jrvc> And if you can't confuse them, put a gun to their head and make them do what you want.
* Tourres puts a gun up to jrvc
<Tourres> listen closely
* jrvc has kicked Tourres from #fountain_pens (no you fucking listen)
* Tourres has joined
<Tourres> I need 4 bitches in my room by noon tomor-- nvm |