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#308093* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<@menolly1> i dont usually have sundays off so i dont know whos normally here
<nikkitaa> i'm always here
* nikkitaa makes a spooky ghost noise |
#309994* (?/36) ⚐Flag
Mibu: WHEREZDAPLAYLEEST
Ligre: IZ COMING
Ligre: JUST FINISHED FIXING THE XML PARSER
Ligre: Also wrote an angry email to the W3C, who can't DOCUMENT PROPERLY
Mibu: W3C?
Ligre: World Wide Web Consortium
Mibu: you mean...
Ligre: The people responsible for the standards on HTTP, PHP, Javascript and XML, among others
Mibu: ... you wrote a letter
Mibu: ... to the INTERNET?
Ligre: XD
Mibu: DID YOU DOWNLOAD A GOOGLE FIRST?
Ligre: NO, BUT I DID ATTACH SOME BAD FILES THAT FIREWALLED THE ZIP-LINK
Mibu: DAMN THOSE GIGABITS, YOU SHOULD DOWNLOAD MORE RAM MEGAHERTZ
Ligre: BUT IF I DOWNLOAD TOO MANY MEGAHERTZ MY HARD DRIVE WILL BE TOO HEAVY TO BACKUP ON MY MEMORY ZIP
Mibu: YOU JUST NEED TO GET A BIGGER CD-ROM AND ALL THE JPEGS WILL FIT IN THE MOTHERBOARD
Mibu: I HAVE A FRIEND WHO IS A HACKER, HE CAN HELP, HE ONCE UPLINKED A MICROSOFT WORD
Ligre: DOES HIS COMPUTER RUN ON MICROSOFT LINUX
Mibu: NO, UNIX APPLE
Ligre: ^That's actually a thing, called OSX XD
Mibu: DAMN IT |
#213917* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<Yamakiri> From the /whois [02:19:52] === Guest70023 <n=lolno@pool-71-107-152-8.lsanca.dsl-w.verizon.net> "Fuck you"
<Yamakiri> I think this person may be a troll
<Guest70023> Why would you say that?
<Yamakiri> [02:19:52] === Guest70023 <n=lolno@pool-71-107-152-8.lsanca.dsl-w.verizon.net> "Fuck you"
<Guest70023> Oh, the "fuck you" part? I didn't know other people could see that.
<Guest70023> My IRC application asked for e-mail, but I don't want to get any spam, so I put in "fuck you."
<Yamakiri> ... |
#297305* (?/36) ⚐Flag
< amitz> RossH: probably fedora is too bleeding edge to be comfortably deployed?
< amitz> while gentoo appeals to machocist.
< RossH> HoopyCat: I wonder how that compares against slicehost...bet they have more centos
< mwalling> who cares
< mwalling> is distro deployment really a metric?
< amitz> well, if I'm dating a girl that deploys gentoo, I will know what to expect.Comment: none
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#300523* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<^Migs^> eightyeight would probably even tell the baby Jesus Santa doesn't exist. That's how anti-Christmas he is. |
#216811* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<&Seven[IPA]> work the streetcorner extra hard tonight
<~SleepingGuy15207[IPA]> lol
<~SleepingGuy15207[IPA]> well, it's a Sunday, so it'll be dead
<~SleepingGuy15207[IPA]> I hope my pimp doesn't slap me for not filling my quota of dicks sucked
<&Seven[IPA]> well you know how violent Wickedj can be sometimes
<&Seven[IPA]> i would take the mace with you
<&Seven[IPA]> eventhough he is probably used to it by now |
#294590* (?/18) ⚐Flag
*** Gr33n3gg[afk] changed nick to Gr33n3gg
*** Nemykal (~Nemykal@tsun.tsun.dere.dere) joined
<plant> oh he stopped playin' fallout3
<Gr33n3gg> yep
<Gr33n3gg> been playing with my touch for a bit now.
<+Kad> Gr33n3gg, does it make you feel like a child molester?
<Gr33n3gg> goddamnit, iPod Touch.Comment: #linux
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#310306* (?/18) ⚐Flag
< mikemol> You know, I might be able to make a solid business case for running Gentoo on more of our servers, just on the basis of good interaction with package maintainers and developers.
< mikemol> I'm faced with the prospect of filing another bug report against a package in Ubuntu. I *hate* doing that. It's either like spending 45 minutes on hold to talk with tier 1 tech support, or leaving a voicemail and praying for a call back. |
#302429* (?/18) ⚐Flag
<Redkid> Hey bartbes, explain to me how to use SECS properly.
<bartbes> first you get some LUBE
<bartbes> then you get a girl
<bartbes> and then when she's looking away
<Redkid> No no, that's AnAL
<bartbes> what do you need explained?Comment: All of those are names or libraries for the LÖVE engine. And they are all made by bartbes.
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#302579* (?/18) ⚐Flag
<Gallaeaho> god it feels good to not be in a dress |
#302772* (?/18) ⚐Flag
<tkdmaster>: and you should explain how the game works :P
<Sakari: Well.
You understand sex dice, yes?
<tkdmaster>: lol nein
<Sakari: ...I feel kind of awkward explaining this concept to my brother's boyfriend.
WAIT WHATComment: tkdmaster is actually Sakari's boyfriend's older brother.
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#302843* (?/18) ⚐Flag
You: Thank you. Your attention and dedication as a grammar Nazi astounds me.
Stranger: No problem!
You: I didn't mean that as a compliment.
Stranger: I took it as one.
You: It's not. Your trying to correct people to a high level of standard over a communication medium that is renowned for being lax on said standards, on a chat site designed to link people together from different countries, most people on these would not have the slightest clue about grammar. Therefore, you are trying to fulfil a useless and annoying stereotype. It's far from a compliment, bitch.
Stranger: Um, okay.
You: Grammar Nazi's piss me off.
Stranger: I like correcting people's grammar.
Stranger: You don't have to call me a bitch.
Stranger: You're being kind of dramatic.
You: The bitch at the end of the statement is emphatic, not insulting, it also happens to be an in-joke with my friends. And this isn't dramatic, THIS IS SPARTAAA! *kick*
You have disconnected. |
#302883* (?/18) ⚐Flag
<PianoMasta7> Fuck me. I have a 3 page outline but a 0 page essay.
<PianoMasta7> Schweet.
<PianoMasta7> Shit like this makes my world go 'round.
<[Wrydryn]> I'd like to think that shit doesn't make it go round but take what you get and don't complain right?
<PianoMasta7> Meh. Perhaps.
<B-Rad> shit makes toilet water go right round baby right round
<GeekyLink> indeed |
#311023* (?/18) ⚐Flag
< loopback> guys I've lost my PSK key for my corporate VPN, would you be so kind to provide it?
< Llama052> ah you meant to join #NSA for that one
< loopback> I understand, Juniper was not awareComment: #juniper on freenode.net
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#302567* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<+crank> at the club i work
<+crank> we were having this dubstep party, with borgore
<+crank> what are the odds of your headliner having to cancel because of a volcano eruption?
<+crank> srsly... |
#302482* (?/10) ⚐Flag
<archaemic> They say 'tis better to have loved then lost than to have never loved at all, but it is certainly not better to have bugged then debugged than to have never bugged at all. |
#302529* (?/10) ⚐Flag
<EFG> I hate public schools.
<EFG> You know those sign in things where it's the first letter of your first name and then your last?
<Sahz> Mmhmm
<EFG> Apparently, we don't use the first letter of our last name for our test shit..
<Sahz> Uh-oh...
<EFG> So Nate Liger would give me a sign in name of niger. |
#302686* (?/10) ⚐Flag
<csdthegreat> It's times like this when I wish I could time travel, teleport, and use my butt as a giant turd cannon |
#302882* (?/10) ⚐Flag
<Dexi> im currently dipping frozen chicken breast tenderloins in left-over burger king zesty sauce... i feel so "bachelor" right now |
#309348* (?/10) ⚐Flag
Nazrin, Butt Therapist: And appearantly I got so drunk a bunch of people saw my balls
Nazrin, Butt Therapist: Because fuck sitting in dresses |
#309541* (?/10) ⚐Flag
< koshka> bokeh no pico
< koshka> the only hentai where the blurring is explained in the plot |
#310486* (?/10) ⚐Flag
<+Tourres> sex on the roof of the car
<+Tourres> while doing 100 mph
<+Tourres> no driver
<@wervenyt> That sounds profoundly unsexy
< cellardoor04> that's called a driving ms. daisy
<+Tourres> what if the car was wearing lingerie
<@wervenyt> Well that changes everything, Tourres |
#294591* (?/10) ⚐Flag
<+Kad> sounds like DDR on an iPod to me
<Gr33n3gg> more like 'finger DDR'.
<+Kad> yeah
<Gr33n3gg> eh, I got this one SSH app. Pretty cool.
<Gr33n3gg> Hehe, I can also stream all my music (16K) whenever I'm connected to wifi.
<Gr33n3gg> That, I can also browse for porn....
<plant> why would you do that on an ipod
<plant> ¬__¬
<Gr33n3gg> Why wouldn't I do that?
<plant> because you have a computer
<Gr33n3gg> Lets say I dont have access to a computer and there is an open hotspot
<plant> in a Starbucks ? >__>
<Gr33n3gg> Hehe, why not.
<plant> well I can't imagine a situation like that where you would want to suddenly fap
<+Kad> "yeah, vente drip and a shit ton of napkins" |
#311312* (?/10) ⚐Flag
fHiL: i guess i was lucky enough to be born
fHiL: anything past that is just extra shit |
#302791* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<HalfNote5> Holy Shit.
<HalfNote5> Now the spammers think I'm a crack addict.
<HalfNote5> Subject line: Cheap Glass Pipes!
<GandXP> LOL |