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#304511* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<Fred Falkland> I am in the fourth dimension. time is easily malleable if you manage to transcend it by understanding it. oh and heroic doses of DMT works wonders. |
#224347* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<Vivisector> cat girl1 girl2 > cup1
* Noeve headdesks.
<Vivisector> :D
<Noeve> You need therapy, man.
<marilynmanton> you really didn't need to use that example, vivi
<Noeve> Error: girl1, girl2 - permissions denied.
<Vivisector> Well obviously.
<Vivisector> No woman would ever allow you access.
<khonsu> 'cause he's French...not his fault |
#229996* (?/35) ⚐Flag
*** betamax has joined #uplink
*** Ebola throws VHS at betamax
*** betamax has left irc.uplinkcorp.net (Quit: betamax)
<Ebola> ha
<Ebola> couldn't handle the superior format |
#223370* (?/39) ⚐Flag
MacGyver: I should write a book: "How to anally abuse frameworks and get away with it"
MacGyver: and the framework version is 0.5.0b, so it's not even legal!
Python: hahaha
Python: totally shaved |
#283383* (?/39) ⚐Flag
Raikoh: I would prefer not to go to a proctologist for a gerbil removal |
#297576* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<MurderMachine> Haha, my kitten is running after the end of this sentence as it gets longer and longer. |
#303764* (?/39) ⚐Flag
Chewblaha: [link to Facebook photo]
Chewblaha: which one is me?
schpelTiger: The wookie
{ToVO} AcidCrownie: bottom right?
Chewblaha: WOOKIEE
Chewblaha: MOTHERFUCKER
Chewblaha: TWO E'S
schpelTiger: Bullshit
Chewblaha: [Star Wars Wiki article: "Wookiee"]
schpelTiger: Give a better source than a Wiki
Chewblaha: I JUST
Chewblaha: WHAT
Chewblaha: TH
Chewblaha: OMG
Chewblaha left chat.
schpelTiger: LOL
Chewblaha entered chat.
Chewblaha: H8
Chewblaha left chat.
{ToVO} AcidCrownie: hahaha
schpelTiger: HAHAHA
schpelTiger: He could have kicked me too. |
#303878* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<MMAPredator> the paper work just keeps coming and coming
<MMAPredator> freaking bills n shit
<YottaByte4Us> Then, don't buy that much of viagra...
<MarcoDiMarco> just eat a watermelon, natural form of viagra...
<MMAPredator> the only natural form of viagra is a good looking female |
#307090* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<Rose> Is it considered bondage if it's on a plushie that can't move anyway? |
#307412* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<Yukio> !which zelda3DS saveMoney
<Rhona> zelda3DS
<Yukio> !which zelda3DS saveMoney whyUHateMe
<Rhona> zelda3DS
<Yukio> I hate rhona
<Fax> !eightball are you made of hatred, rhona?
<Rhona> My crystal ball is fogging up, Fax.
<Fax> Don't play coy with me.
<Fax> !eightball are you made of hatred, rhona?
<Rhona> My sources say no, Fax.
<Fax> !eightball are you a liar?
<Rhona> Let me leave that up to you, Fax.
<Fax> You're a liar.
<Thidran> !which Cake Sodomy
<Rhona> Sodomy
<Fax> SEE |
#308170* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<blue_tetris> When does your family leave, already.
<Yahoozy> You need me.
<Yahoozy> Don't you.
<blue_tetris> I do.
<blue_tetris> I mean... ahem.... When you're done playing Candy Land with your famiwy, Lil Mason, you give me a holler, huh?
<Yahoozy> Okay. :>
* blue_tetris briefly shows another telling expression as he glance back at Mason's loving family, before heading out into the cold Christmas Eve.
<Yahoozy> Wait, Dave! You forgot your gift.
<Yahoozy> It's Travel-sized Scrabble. We didn't really know what to get you...
<blue_tetris> I... no, you really shouldn't have.
<blue_tetris> I'm not even part of the family. I... don't even have a family...
<Yahoozy> You have a family Dave. You're a mythomanic.
<Yahoozy> Please leave before Aunt Shelly notices you're still here because you told her you were a serial rapist.
* blue_tetris bundles his four coats close to his body, and stares blankly, ignoring any facts about himself.
<blue_tetris> Have you any warm cider before I go?
<Yahoozy> You have cider in your hand. Right now. You drank almost the entire bowl.
<blue_tetris> I guess Christmas is something -inside- all along.
<blue_tetris> You can't just buy it from the shelves... it's... right here... right now. With my new family.
* blue_tetris embraces your relatives, then throws up under the back of the tree where no one will see it.
<blue_tetris> It's not a Christmas tree, mind you. It's just out on the lawn. It's not even Christmas.
<Yahoozy> It's not even a lawn. We're at a hockey game right now.
<Yahoozy> But you did bring an entire pitcher of apple cider with you.
<blue_tetris> I vomited behind the goalie, where everyone could see it. |
#310448* (?/39) ⚐Flag
* RisingDemon (jade@fallen.angels.risen.demons) changed topic to "Java threads are what Satan's underwear is made of."Comment: #test on irc.canternet.org
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#300936* (?/74) ⚐Flag
<Bleech_> I love you linux dorks so much more than the Apple zombies |
#301313* (?/64) ⚐Flag
<VindicareFaiz> THE NEXT PERSON WHO MENTIONS THE SITH, IN ANY CONTEXT
<VindicareFaiz> GETS BANNED
<Piotyr> So tusundre faizykins of the lolith
<Tim> Stop making people lolis
<Tim> For fuck's sake
*** Kat sets channel #suptg mode +o VindicareFaiz
<Piotyr> Tim he wouldn't be allowed in the loli starwars if he wasn't one
<Piotyr> This was not my doing
<@VindicareFaiz> let's see, it was...
*** VindicareFaiz sets channel #suptg mode +b *!*@sux-48601B43.dhcp.mrba.ca.charter.com
<Tim> Then there can be NO LOLI STAR WARS
*** Piotyr was kicked from #suptg by VindicareFaiz (you did it first)
<TheWarp> get tim while you're at it faiz~
*** VindicareFaiz sets channel #suptg mode +b *!*@of.JUSTICE
*** Tim was kicked from #suptg by VindicareFaiz (probably should)
<~LL4D2> wuts goan on
<TheWarp> the sith hit the fan LL
<~LL4D2> ...
* ~LL4D2 fucking
* ~LL4D2 fucking stabs TheWarp
* ~LL4D2 fucking stabs TheWarp SO HARD
<@VindicareFaiz> ...
<TheWarp> %D
* ~LL4D2 sobs
*** TheWarp was kicked from #suptg by VindicareFaiz (I want you to know, I'm kicking you, but out of respect.) |
#303780* (?/59) ⚐Flag
<+SJM2989> so, why are you missing part of your nick?
<Argo> is that when I'm an ArgoFM?
<Argo> i signed in through another user
<Argo> and i guess i forgot to put down the FM for this one
<Argo> thats...
<Argo> what happened...
<Argo> here's the fun story
<Argo> I FLEW ACROSS SPACE! AND SOME DOUCHEBAG CAME AROUND AND SAID, "HEY I HERD YOU LIKE MATH! SO WE PUT A FUNCTION IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN DERIVE WHILE YOU DRRRIIIIIVVVVEEE!!!!" Then he took my FM |
#304594* (?/54) ⚐Flag
<brozilla> MUSIC TOO LOUD DJS TOO SOFT
<wolf359> LISTEN HARDER
<baphijmm> wat
<cowan> COMPREHEND HARDER
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<wolf359>Comment: in channel for local college radio station
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#300669* (?/54) ⚐Flag
<@Tamber> perl dice3.pl 2d1000000000000000000000000
<@Tamber> You rolled: 2.17429577178372e+22 7.26658236558677e+23 Totalling: 7.48401194276514e+23
<&Entih> ...
<@Tamber> that is one fucked up die.
<&Entih> what, are we rolling possible planetary alignments?Comment: The dice have been cast...
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#301055* (?/54) ⚐Flag
F: but still, I manage to keep myself amused even at the smallest things.
F: such as... tunas.
D: That's an important skill
F: I shall now proceed to pleasure myself with tuna. |
#301238* (?/54) ⚐Flag
<lolwut> yes, I'm going to have a barely-adolescent halfling loli worship a goddess of rape
<lolwut> this is a clever plan that shall not fail
<lolwut> it would be like Pedobear's wet dreams come trueComment: From a discussion about possible gods for a cleric character.
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#306727* (?/54) ⚐Flag
<Snags> I swear to god if my male doesn't give me sex tomorrow he's getting violated so badly he'll end up crying in a corner |
#307832* (?/54) ⚐Flag
<Celti> Jeez, I go AFK for five minutes and everyone disappears.
<Godwinson> It's called gravity. |
#306052* (?/49) ⚐Flag
<Drazhar> do you know the difference between your mother and the prime directive?
<Drazhar> !shades
<Drazhar> I never violated the prime directive
<Rhona_Nyx_Govannon> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! |
#306086* (?/49) ⚐Flag
<+Arl1x|MySQL_Rage> (huge line of code)
<+Arl1x|MySQL_Rage> its that line
<+Arl1x|MySQL_Rage> unexpected ""
<&Z-Ramm> you put quotes in your quotes
<&Z-Ramm> invalid xzibit |
#306240* (?/49) ⚐Flag
<Porges> Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
<spongejimsquarepants> I try to stay away from those types of pornComment: reddit
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#307763* (?/49) ⚐Flag
**See http://qdb.us/307714 for context**
<Rose> pizza brb
<Rose> So guys.
<Rose> It was Church Guy again.
<Rose> And we're going to hang out at Steak n Shake sometime in the near future.
<Rose> What the fuck just happened. |