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#227576* (?/21) ⚐Flag
say, did you know that Scientology is not banned in France?
let's give you a personality test
no not quite
sure, just answer this survey, if you would..
ok. see you later
no no, it's free
it plays out so perfectly
yeah, every question is, in fact leading you on
yeah, and there goes the bacon.
she jumped out the window |
#231822* (?/21) ⚐Flag
Now I know Youre Amazing, Great Visions,Comment: Now I know Youre Amazing, Great Visions,
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#239912* (?/21) ⚐Flag
stained glass picture frames</url>Comment: stained glass picture frames</url>
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#240567* (?/21) ⚐Flag
check this link for more informationCheck it,Comment: check this link for more informationCheck it,
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#244549* (?/21) ⚐Flag
[*comment33.txt*] nxofyComment: [*comment33.txt*] nxofy
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#257651* (?/21) ⚐Flag
ruide: so to summarize
ruide: youre telling me people actually have tried fucking trees b4
ruide: not just a shitty joke..?
PH1lter: well im not %100 sure but i think so
ruide: thats fucked man. a tree has to be the least sexy thing i can think of
ruide: youd have better luck with a bag full of yogurt or something
PH1lter: im sure its been done too
ruide: wtf |
#300221* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<amee2k> y'know in like 20 years floppies will be illegal cryptography because noone can read them anymoreComment: ##socialites
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#310975* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<MarisaKirisame> lol wtf
<MarisaKirisame> man, something is very wrong with my ds
<MarisaKirisame> I started a new game of mario & luigi, and softlocked the game because apparently I got a lucky hit on the very first fight for 630 damage |
#311184* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<MollyMetroid> naked, and playing DS tetris online against a human opponent
<MollyMetroid> is the only way to poop
<MollyMetroid> because if you win
<WinsonPaine> ha
<WinsonPaine> hahahah
<MollyMetroid> they got beat at tetris by a naked pooping person
<WinsonPaine> if you lose you can avenge yourself by shitting on your DS
<WinsonPaine> it is brilliant
<MollyMetroid> well no
<MollyMetroid> if you lose
<MollyMetroid> big deal
<MollyMetroid> you're just taking a dump
<MollyMetroid> big triumph for the other guy
<MollyMetroid> they beat a naked shitting person
<WinsonPaine> MollyMetroid
<WinsonPaine> they should have sent a poet
<WinsonPaine> good news MollyMetroid
<WinsonPaine> they DID
<WinsonPaine> In the bathroom
<WinsonPaine> I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
<WinsonPaine> Who, squatting upon the ground,
<WinsonPaine> Held their DS in their hands,
<WinsonPaine> And played tetris on it.
<WinsonPaine> I said, “Is it good, friend?â€
<WinsonPaine> “It is bitter—bitter,†they answered;
<WinsonPaine> “But I like it
<WinsonPaine> “Because it is the shitter,
<WinsonPaine> “And because it is my heart.†|
#309017* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<Hans_Henrik> no idea what's on mint.com
<Hans_Henrik> hmm
<Moon_Doggy> the delete all from sender with option to block all future emails is nice
<Hans_Henrik> when they say "its free", do they mean free trial?
<Moon_Doggy> no free free
<Hans_Henrik> hmm ok
<akaseki> it's a place where you can see exactly why you're broke now
<akaseki> with nice piecharts and graphs
<Hans_Henrik> i could need that
<akaseki> depresses the crap out of me |
#309670* (?/21) ⚐Flag
paul: Haha. I wish. Unfortunately the boat isn't capable of movement. We're moored to the pavement.
alex: sounds like a pretty non functional boat
mike: it floats on pavement?
paul: Nope. There's water under there and everything.
mike: so it would sink on pavement?
paul: ...Possibly?
paul: I'm not entirely sure how to answer that.
shelby: *facepalm* |
#305619* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<bucketmouse> well when i'm having a good night in tf2 it's like watching a youtube demo
<bucketmouse> it takes forever to load and when it does it's 640x480, randomly jerking between 15fps and a full stall
<bucketmouse> sometimes it just stops entirely for no reason and I have to reload it
<bucketmouse> there's also tons of little text popups in garbled english that don't make any sense
<bucketmouse> i hate this computer. |
#306284* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<Guy> Press F8 to win the game!
<Me> Actually I think it's F10
<Guy> Really?
* Guy has left the game |
#306396* (?/34) ⚐Flag
{PhN}Gakks: when are you going to play Duke Nukem? :
{PhN}Gakks: :D
{PhN}Gakks: I can see it as a game that won't hit you at all! :D
{PhN}Gakks: and you might wonder why I say that
{PhN}Gakks: but I just want to know your reaction when you get an assignment from a stripper to get some popcorn, a soda and a vibrator :D
serra: rofl
serra: well
serra: why he would need a vibrator ? :o
{PhN}Gakks: the stripper needed it
{PhN}Gakks: for some reason
{PhN}Gakks: I guess they just put it there as adult humor you know
serra: better than given a task to satisfy him perhaps
{PhN}Gakks: yeah... I can see how that wouldn't fit in :D
serra: lol
{PhN}Gakks: that's actually an amazing game idea
{PhN}Gakks: sell it to 14 year old girls
{PhN}Gakks: "How to perform oral sex on a male"
serra: on wii ?
{PhN}Gakks: and since they would clearly be better at it (due to artifical experience) and more secure about their ability to do so they'd also do it more
{PhN}Gakks: hence less violent males since there would be an increased amount of dick sucking going on
{PhN}Gakks: ergo first small step towards world peace
{PhN}Gakks: we'd get a Nobel peace prize!
{PhN}Gakks: has too look good on our resume
{PhN}Gakks: "Nobel peace prize due to oral sex game"
serra: lol
serra: well ever think a career in creative departments ? :D
{PhN}Gakks: I have awesome stupid ideas :D |
#307262* (?/34) ⚐Flag
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(global announcement) <Chainsaw> We apologise for the war in the kingdom of Gondor, which briefly isolated some of you. We have routed around the problem area for the moment. |
#308956* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<Moon_Doggy> picture this if you will
<Moon_Doggy> 4 marinated strips of bacon
<Moon_Doggy> 2 scrambled egg cooked with garlic hot sauce
<Moon_Doggy> 2 hash brown patties
<Moon_Doggy> wrapped in a soft flour tortilla
<KF2M> thinking a heart attack ina burrito
<Moon_Doggy> well then KF2M, i think i just made a deadly weapon in my kitchen
<Moon_Doggy> and its delicious
<KF2M> enjoy
<Moon_Doggy> i will sir
<Moon_Doggy> i will |
#254711* (?/34) ⚐Flag
axoren123: did you know that 1 in 4 women get raped anally?
stealthipodnano: ...
axoren123: annually*
stealthipodnano: wow. |
#297915* (?/34) ⚐Flag
Mark: no this chat isn GAY!!!!
AKH: :
AKH: "isn"?
AKH: that would mean it's not gay
Mark: isd
AKH: well done markComment: Gay idiot on xat.
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#300130* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<altoid> how thick will be the ban stick if i do that in #defocus?
<Javacat> if richih is awake.. -2 seconds
<fow> Did you just specify a thickness with units "seconds"?
<altoid> and negative
<altoid> i like thatComment: ##socialites
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#300228* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<@redukt> brb ddosing you irl
<@b1ue> ok
<@b1ue> i await your care packets <3Comment: #babylon @ EFNet
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#301025* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<Entrope> I'm curious to know the details of this constitutionality vote
<Entrope> What triggers it? Exactly what do they vote on? Is it a simple majority vote or does it require a supermajority?
<Colin> Does a tie result in a cage match?
<Colin> etc
<Entrope> In the blue corner, we have Dick "The Destroyer" Durbin!
<Entrope> And in the red corner, we have Jon "Wiley Kylie" Kyl!
<Colin> i would ppv that fight |
#301378* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<MidnightCommando> what, you want a horse too so you can compete with your sister in professional spoiltprincessery? :P
<MidnightCommando> argh sorry wrong window |
#303619* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<Karekon> That bitch
<hedwig> HEY language!
<Karekon> You finally found it after all these years. |
#303947* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<Master-Poppy> stupid question but I forgot how to reg my nick
<Master-Poppy> something like NickServ register *password* *email*?
<wgreenhouse> that sounds right
<Master-Poppy> let's see if it works
<Master-Poppy> NickServ register dirtbike ********@hotmail.com
<Master-Poppy> GODDAMNIT.
<Master-Poppy> I better not get spam for free viagra.
<wgreenhouse> quick, launch a botnet that will erase every copy of the channel log! |
#304281* (?/34) ⚐Flag
Pickled_Tink> I am starting to suspect you are as easily distracted as I am
<Zero> let's go ride tunas
<Pickled_Tink> you are a sick, sick, fuck
<Zero> and there I was doing an impression of you XD
<Pickled_Tink> you got it wrong. I prefer Mooses, Llamas, and Alpacas
<Zero> Oh I bet you do
<Zero> ;)
<Pickled_Tink> YES!
<Zero> You prefer them very much, don't you?
<Zero> ;)
<Pickled_Tink> I am pretty sure I would enjoy eating moose, alpaca, and llama steaks. Yes. What part of this do you not understand?
<Zero> It is confirmed! He wishes to eat their meat! |