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#300095* (?/42) ⚐Flag {massive paste spammage}
CoJaBo> 22:30 < CoJaBo-Aztec> lol
CoJaBo> 22:30 < Meta> I NEED TO URINATE. :<
CoJaBo> [22:30] [CoJaBo-Aztec(+ei)] [6:freenode/#html(+cntz)] [Act: 2,4,5,7,8,9,10,13,14,16,17,18,21]
CoJaBo> [#html] o_
CoJaBo> oops
Nimda> USE A PASTEBIN, DAMMIT
CoJaBo> Cross-network ppastefail FTL
CoJaBo> Words cannot describe how much I hate middle-click paste.
ION> who is meta?
iLol> must be a girl
CoJaBo> ...?
Nimda> coj, 21 tabs? wtf?
ION> how do you kno?
iLol> only a female would come into a irc room to announce she needs to pee, yet not actually do so
iLol> y is that?
* CoJaBo smashes head repeeatedly into wall
! UberAdmin has joined
Nimda> Yes, but can she pee STANDING UP!?
UberAdmin> ...
Girlfiend> i can, and im a girl :3
* Wildfire can too! xD
UberAdmin> I swear this channel has a pee fetish.
CoJaBo> LOL
* UberAdmin glares at Cjoabo
CoJaBo> Whaat? I didnt do anything!
* CoJaBo unlols
* UberAdmin unglares
* hobo unwets pants
CoJaBo> ...ew |
#300718* (?/42) ⚐Flag <corsican> oh I've been busy with coffee
<rks> ahahaha
<rks> 'coffee'
<rks> are u using distilled water?
<rks> its important
<Jacob-> no distilled water for coffee
<toastydea> I prefer nitromethane pulled over the coffee under an argon vacuum
<toastydea> gives it a little kick |
#306196* (?/42) ⚐Flag Justin : apart from his initial concept not quite being applicable from what i can tell
Justin : poor grammar and incorrect punctuation ruined everything
Justin : am i not right?
Russell : largely, yeah
Justin : i worry about the calibre of people in your friends list dude
Russell : I don't, I worry about the calibre of rifle I'll need to ensure I can end them
Justin : but why
Justin : rifles take away the "personal" touch
Russell : yeah, I know them, I don't want to touch them |
#306607* (?/29) ⚐Flag < metapod> I only got the borings parts of my project left.. I hate when this happens
< HelgeSver> yeah i like making the menu the most...
< HelgeSver> now i actually have to code the game part :/Comment: #c++ on irc.efnet.org
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#307150* (?/29) ⚐Flag <ryll> well now, that's a bit windy out there
<Altieri> Well...
<Altieri> ...that blows.
<ryll> drums, cymbal, cliff. you know the routine
* Vivisector rimshots |
#307226* (?/29) ⚐Flag < salmondine> getting drunk and posting on IRC is a waste of good tequila!
< meway> indeed
< meway> but who said it was good tequila
< meway> it was like water :( |
#309002* (?/29) ⚐Flag <@hi117> i heard the pentium has the same energy dissapation per square inch as a nuclear bomb
<@akaseki> you insult the nuclear bomb
<@akaseki> it is much more energy efficient
<@hi117> yeah |
#310137* (?/29) ⚐Flag <fayewray{X}> I sometimes respond, sometimes don't.
<texancutie> not personally
<texancutie> i just get ims from him a lot
<texancutie> the same old shit too
<lysi> clicking the x is easier
<one_girl> Right. Lol
<ninja`hunting{NC}> The silent lurking poacher
<ninja`hunting{NC}> thats my favorite
<fayewray{X}> What I want to know is WHY WHY WHY I get pm's from nicks that are obviously male subs.
<CalibanII> they love you, fayewray{X}, and are creative
<ninja`hunting{NC}> They just KNOW you're only pretending to be submissive
<lysi> sometimes I don't open them. Once I didn't open one from a guy I know on here who drinks far too much. I just let it sit there flashing. I opened it up and he had had sex with me all by himself. |
#310277* (?/29) ⚐Flag <@NWH> Some of the hardest things I ever had to do were prepare my house's exterior for hurricane season, which is why I fucking *despise* the beginning of hurricane season.
<@NWH> Recently, on Facebook, I learned that some people celebrate hurricane season, and have parties. WTF?
<@Slime_Master> That IS bizarre
<@NWH> 'slike these people don't watch the news.
<@YelseyKing> Yay for extreme weather that can demolish cities! Wooooo! |
#119388* (?/29) ⚐Flag <pitz> I like shit
<pitz> I think it's pretty super
<pitz> Before I eat your shit
<pitz> I'll lick it from your pooper |
#252268* (?/29) ⚐Flag * techfury90 waits for an sdk to download
< techfury90> a canadian sdk it appears
< zashi> oh, that's no good
< zashi> canadian megabytes don't hold as much data as american megabytes |
#294633* (?/29) ⚐Flag <Vursitis> Dude, I saw the hottest thing ever today.
<Austone> ?
<Vursitis> A woman, in a cowboy hat, chewing tobacco.
<Austone> Ew, chewing tobacco...
<Vursitis> No dude... That screams I own a belt fed weapon.
<Austone> I swear dude... you are vile... |
#299948* (?/29) ⚐Flag <vector40> that was an interesting night
<vector40> woke up at 5 and started puking for no real reason
<vector40> haven't puked in a long time
<vector40> my throat feels damaged
<vector40> much respect to bulimics
<HunterX11> be sure to brush yo teef
<vector40> my shit smells putrid too
<vector40> something dark and uncanny happened in my GI
<HunterX11> It was a dark and uncanny bowel movement; the shit fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was interrupted by a gust of flatulence which blew into the toilet (for it is in the bathroom that our story occurs)...
* vector40 shakes his head |
#300244* (?/29) ⚐Flag <Sebas> You're the copying fuck
<stav> mate i've been alive longer
<stav> i had this shit before you were born
<Sebas> Yeah well
<stav> YEAH
<Sebas> I had your mum before you were born
<Sebas> 9 months before
<Digga> HIYOOOO
<stav> i was never born
<Sebas> Man, if only |
#302005* (?/29) ⚐Flag [MAC] pipers
[Jinx] a little less convorsation a lil more action plzzz ;>
[MAC] what is 3 feet and gives me head?
[Jinx] cano?
[MAC] not keegan lol no
[Jinx] keegan was my next guess ;-; idk?
[MAC] my son
[Jinx] uh.. O_oComment: #Random_Room on irc.random-irc.net
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#303319* (?/29) ⚐Flag <&Betawolf> apparently, when I fell asleep last night, I woke mum up with a really loud series of barks.
<&Betawolf> I do not remember this
<&Betawolf> but she said it was so loud, the neighbours could probably hear |
#304308* (?/29) ⚐Flag misnomer: I was at the first of the 'pathways to work' kind of thing workshops
misnomer: they were talking about stress and I was feeling bored and patronised
misnomer: he'd gone around the room asking what people did to deal with stress
misnomer: all the usual shit came up like having a bath or listening to music or whatever
Karl: what do you do Louis
misnomer: I invade poland :( |
#304894* (?/29) ⚐Flag <elliott> Ilari: Obviously we will all die.
<Ilari> Actually, humankind getting dealt serious blow is much more likely than full wipeout.
<Ilari> (actually, inevitable)
<elliott> Ilari: I disagree about its inevitability.
<Ilari> It won't be global warming that is going to deal the main blow (just additional one).
<fizzie>Yes, the main blow will come from IPv4 depletion.
* oerjan swats fizzie -----### |
#305474* (?/29) ⚐Flag <guru3> at home im recently seeing the same advert on all pages
<guru3> which is great advertising, i remember it
<guru3> there's just one catch
<guru3> it's an advertisement for be broadband
<guru3> guess who my isp is? |
#301540* (?/52) ⚐Flag <decaprime> so this girl just texted me
<decaprime> "Hey you know Fortran?" |
#212944* (?/53) ⚐Flag < ne0|> i like rpgs + shooters... but i dont wanna play online rpg cauz im gonna get addicted and screw up my education :)
< ne0|> so im looking for a shooter lol
< SHAGGSTaRR> quake wars - enema territory
< ne0|> ohh that looks goodComment: #dirt
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#303052* (?/47) ⚐Flag <fahadsadah> Keeping dead servers in LDAP isn't as bad as my dad says Goldberg (law firm) do.
<fahadsadah> They keep dead servers in the rack.
<fahadsadah> Too much effort to untangle the mess of cables. |
#303597* (?/47) ⚐Flag <Halbling> SELECT * FROM BOATS WHERE 1=0;
<oteren> gives you back the flying dutchmanComment: Efnet #c++
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#304542* (?/47) ⚐Flag <EddieGordo> HTTP servers are required to implement at least the GET and HEAD methods and, whenever possible, also the OPTIONS method.
<EddieGordo> so all HTTPDs know how to GET HEAD |
#306393* (?/47) ⚐Flag <itsMatteo> And im back :)
<itsMatteo> wait hold on, theres a stupid bee in my room
* itsMatteo trys punching bee
<itsMatteo> ARGHH FUCK I PUNCHED THE BEE AND IT STUNG ME !!! :@
<absolution> lol
<itsMatteo> arghhh it hurts so much!!!!
<absolution> ice
* itsMatteo runs to get ice
<itsMatteo> @absolution shall i get like an ice pack for the whole hand...or just the sting bit?
<absolution> just the sting
<itsMatteo> thanks..i gotta type with one hand :(
* absolution laughs at itsMatteo
<absolution> sorry, but its funny
* itsMatteo screams with pain
<itsMatteo> oh well...shit happens.. |