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#311522* (?/24) ⚐Flag <Viper168mob> I thought the name of this creepy guy just drove over was kind of unusual
<Viper168mob> I thought it might have something to do with kegs of alcohol in the creek
<Viper168mob> But didn't guess bootleggers
<esialb> dat voice recognition is even worse than dat handwriting recognition
<Viper168mob> Yeah I said the name of this Creek I just drove over
<Viper168mob> I didn't catch that one before I sent it
<esialb> "this creek i just" --> "this creepy guy just"
<ydem> love the creepy guy interpretation
<Viper168mob> Yeah it really Goetz abstract sometimes
<Viper168mob> And there you go |
#302585* (?/25) ⚐Flag Me: I don't blame myself; her circumstances were horrid. But I've prevented suicide before, so I just wish I coulda done something, you know?
Her: yeah
Her: so wanna hear something good?
Me: Sure.
Her: My boyfriend and I got an appartment |
#302076* (?/50) ⚐Flag <init> 21:35 <gewt> what the shit
<init> 21:35 <gewt> my router crashed
<init> gewt, you have like
<init> the reverse midas touch
<init> everything you touch turns to shit |
#303400* (?/50) ⚐Flag <+PROXY> Its not racist
<+PROXY> Im jewish mysql
<+PROXY> *myself |
#307434* (?/51) ⚐Flag <@B1|Irssi> except does it windows?
<@B1|Irssi> ITS TIME FOR THE WORLDS MOST FAVORITEST GAME SHOW EVAR
<@B1|Irssi> DOES
<@B1|Irssi> IT
<@B1|Irssi> WINDOWS?
<@B1|Irssi> This week its our guest Mr. os.uname() from PYTHON
<@B1|Irssi> Will he be able to windows? Or will he fail and be sent home to his linux and unix junkies
<@B1|Irssi> TUNE IN TO FIND OUT! We'll be right back after this break |
#305642* (?/55) ⚐Flag <&KiRA_VI> ^- why can't i makeup shit like that
<&KiRA_VI> i tell ya, everyday the world seems Powered By more Lies
<+ArSoniSt> Powered By Lies 2.0
<&KiRA_VI> YES, wee should make an org called lies
<&KiRA_VI> we could make alot of money developing lies
<&KiRA_VI> US government could benefit alot
<+ArSoniSt> Copyright The Man 1969-2011
<&KiRA_VI> you killed it
<+DarkGrave> You have to be a sociopath sin
<+DarkGrave> to lie and get away
<&KiRA_VI> or a kid, i use to get away alot when i was younger
<&KiRA_VI> well a crazy kid i suppose, since kids these days are just fat
<+DarkGrave> According to a therapist that I worked with who did part time at JCP, I was a *rare* breed of sociopaths, I wasn't anti-social, but I had the underlying features.
<+DarkGrave> I was like ... "weird"
<+DarkGrave> Basically, If you can go into a room
<+DarkGrave> and make everyone in that room believe you are a 26 year old med student and you didn't feel like going to work for a while and decided to work in retail to get used to human to human interaction, makes you a manipulative sociopath who isn't anti-social
<+DarkGrave> but w/e
<&KiRA_VI> well, what other use are people good for? you know
<+DarkGrave> exactly
<+DarkGrave> See you, I wouldn't manipulate you. But someone on the street i've never met, they I probably would if it benefit me.
<+DarkGrave> ArSoniSt is a recluse :< he never talks
<&KiRA_VI> he talks with me, but thats because he's comfortable since i'm a fellow phychopath
<&KiRA_VI> he also has ADD but doesn't take meds for it like me, so yer
<@haijime> always drinking disorder
<&KiRA_VI> ROFL
<&KiRA_VI> that was good, toast to that
<&KiRA_VI> i mean...
<&KiRA_VI> fuck it, i'm pouring a shot
<&KiRA_VI> atleast it's the one legal thing i doComment: #Ecchi-Subs @ Rizon Networks
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#306672* (?/55) ⚐Flag <Rozer> there was this pimp who had 3 hos
<Rozer> he went to the first one and said, wheres my 100 bucks, and she said i only owe you 50,
<Rozer> so he slapped her and said, dont correct me bitch
<Rozer> he went to the second ho
<Rozer> and said, wheres my 150
<Rozer> she said, i only owe you 100, so he slapped her and said, dont correct me bitch
<Rozer> then he went to the third ho, and said wheres my 200
<Rozer> she said, i only awe you 150, so he slapped her and said, dont correct me bitch
<Rozer> he then went to the 4th ho
<Rozer> and said, you owe me 300
<Zapmeister999> you said there were only 3
* Rozer slaps zap
<Rozer> dont correct me bitch |
#306209* (?/37) ⚐Flag <netherwolfe_> I run linux, so I reboot my computer as much as I get laid!
<MarioMaster100> that didn't help |
#307242* (?/37) ⚐Flag <Vikhr> time for mucho mucho kebab
<Vikhr> but before that, I must travel a perilous journey through the dark valleys of Uluo
<Vikhr> to the township of Tüira, where the dark-skinned people reside in multituous numbers, and there I will find a Kebab Smith who wilt produce me a magnificent feast of beef, salad and thin bread
<Juha686> No chili?
<Vikhr> I shall demand the fire sauce in my feast, yes
<Vikhr> hmm, seems I was too hasteful
<Vikhr> I might yet get a steed of steel to give me a ride, commandeered by my good squire, Pablo
<Vikhr> I shalt wait and see if Pablo can awaken his steed, which is of the race of FordsComment: in short, he's going to get some kebab.
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#307895* (?/37) ⚐Flag <+MaulMachine> I sort of wish Elia would go be a hungry bisexual somewhere else until Sanya's all better
<+MaulMachine> a man needs his bating space
<+MaulMachine> bathing
<+MaulMachine> oh myComment: Paging Dr. Freud
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#307928* (?/37) ⚐Flag Note: Snowbolt has been talking about an IRC bot he is making...
URLs have been removed.
* Joins: Snowbolt|SnowIRC
<Snowbolt|SnowIRC> Hello :D
<Snowbolt|SnowIRC> You dare send HTML code to me... It gets embedded :P
<LizardKing> In chat or a PM?
<Snowbolt|SnowIRC> No matter :P
<Snowbolt|SnowIRC> <iframe src="[Google's URL]"></iframe>
<Snowbolt|SnowIRC> NOW I GOT GOOGLE IN MAH CHAT
<Snowbolt|SnowIRC> :P
<LizardKing> <img src="[Lemonparty]" />
<Snowbolt|SnowIRC> >:C
<LizardKing> :D
<Snowbolt|SnowIRC> NOW I SEE DAT AARGH
<Snowbolt|SnowIRC> MY EYES
<Snowbolt|SnowIRC> Next up: Fix html tags in messages :C
* Quits: Snowbolt|SnowIRCComment: Someone didn't think this through.
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#302989* (?/37) ⚐Flag <Kazeknightt> south korea embargo'd north korea due to them sinking thier corvette after finally finishing investigation, north korea isn't happy so they're on high alert in the demilitarized zone, and south korea's just blaring propaganda with speakers as opposed to weaponry like north korea...it's gonna get ugly over thar
<Chutriel> i'd be pissed if someone drove my car into water too |
#303159* (?/37) ⚐Flag DOODLEboy99 is now known as Doodle|School
Doodle|School is now known as DOODLEboy99
<DOODLEboy99> Erm
<DOODLEboy99> I missed the bus. D: |
#304755* (?/37) ⚐Flag <MSC> kinect rules I played with it a few days ago
<bee> saaa
<MSC> :D
<MSC> I danced to a lady gaga song
<MSC> also patted a tiger
<bee> its you isn't it. you're the target audience for these games
<Smacky_Wolf> gay furries who like pop
<bee> and need to work out |
#230272* (?/37) ⚐Flag <niteshad> The whole article has the stink of propaganda, and it's got so much spin it stands up only due to it's own angular momentum vector. |
#233443* (?/37) ⚐Flag netmunky: This celebrity mentality had also overlapped into the November presidential election in the United States with surfers looking for images of Republican vice presidential candidate Sara Palin rather than looking for her policies.
netmunky: people searching for the fakes of her naked or in a bikini
netmunky: so it's still porn
netmunky: PORN WILL ALWAYS WINComment: munky on whether social networking has eclipsed porn on the Internet
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#251770* (?/37) ⚐Flag <BritneySpears14> Ok, are you ready?
<eminemBNJA> Aight, yeah I'm ready.
<BritneySpears14> I like your music Em... Tee hee.
<eminemBNJA> huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
<BritneySpears14> Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
<BritneySpears14> I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
<eminemBNJA> Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
<BritneySpears14> What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
<eminemBNJA> Oh ****
<BritneySpears14> I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
<eminemBNJA> Oh ****
<eminemBNJA> damn I gotta write down your names or something |
#232170* (?/38) ⚐Flag < ubajas> CPAN is definitely a girl.
< Caelum> why?
< ubajas> It has things I want.Comment: #perl
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#305022* (?/60) ⚐Flag -|- Indudhar has joined #quakelive
< Indudhar> Hi everyone This is Indudhar from India anyone intereested?
< meeb> in what? that you're called Indudhar or that you're from India?
< Indudhar> my name is Indudhar
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#301986* (?/70) ⚐Flag <LegolasInLatex> if i ever get a tattoo, it will be of two unicorns getting it on under a rainbow
<LegolasInLatex> a huge tattoo on my back of two gay unicorns
<LegolasInLatex> and the unicorns will have little hearts all around them
<LegolasInLatex> and I'll put glitter on my back every day, so it sparkles
<LegolasInLatex> and then I'll sign up with a ballet company
<LegolasInLatex> and dance around the world |
#302000* (?/70) ⚐Flag <y0y0m4> ./join #####
<y0y0m4> oops
<y0y0m4> once again, a period ruins a good thing |
#303388* (?/42) ⚐Flag <AlienDK> Meh I'll just put some lasagna in the oven
<AlienDK> but it takes so long to make :(
<AlienDK> lemme see if I can find it
<AlienDK> WHY DOESN'T IT SAY HOW LONG IT NEEDS IN THE OVEN
<AlienDK> STUPID PACKAGE
<AlienDK> ahh
<AlienDK> 35-40 MINUTES!!!!
<AlienDK> :'(
<AlienDK> Stupid packaging... telling me to pre heat my oven
<AlienDK> DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO |
#252582* (?/42) ⚐Flag Blu: Wow, this is spicy pizza! And I have nothing to drink.
Blu is now AFK (My mouth is on fire! :D)
SpeyMan: Not a proper use of super smiley.
SpeyMan is now AFK (I just chopped off a finger. >:D)
Calus is now AFK (I'm going to die >;))
DivineTraveller is now AFK (I'm going to kill calus (:<) |
#277904* (?/42) ⚐Flag <Lorf> gee
<Lorf> it
<Lorf> sure
<Lorf> is
<Lorf> lorf
<Lorf> combo
<Weeabot> okay who broke combo
<Lorf> around
<Lorf> here
<Lorf> God damnit Weeabot
<Weeabot> and oh god damnit weeabot
<limeaids|afk> pwntComment: #7chan on irc.7clams.org
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#297649* (?/42) ⚐Flag [~Knoeki] might be a while until I get internets again @ w0k -.-
[&travalla] why :O
[@slew] him and his coworkers all tried to googleComment: #zomgwtfbbq, irc.p2p-network.net
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