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#311448* (?/16) ⚐Flag
<Jake2> try holding your tongue and say truck 5 times fast!
<Talgie> no
<Jake2> its funny it sounds leik fuck lol
<Talgie> I'm gonna have a kid and name it after you
<Jake2> awww
<Talgie> and beat it
<Jake2> oh...
<Talgie> alot until its 17 and then give it up for adoption
<GiMP> I thought you said you're never gonna have kids
<Talgie> now you know why
#301687* (?/68) ⚐Flag
[~Knoeki] a lot of people don't even know what the fuck easter is for.
[+marlowe] to celebrate the time jesus got egged?
[+marlowe] Bonfire Night is about aiming fireworks at other people and standing near a giant fire that isn't in a council estate
[+marlowe] Christmas is about seeing how many baubles you can get on a tree without it toppling over and catching fire
[~Knoeki] wtf are baubles?
[@Meow] baubles are things that usually find themselves under the sofa because of the cat's tendency to like shiny things
Comment: #zomgwtfbbq @ irc.p2p-network.net
#304061* (?/68) ⚐Flag
<@Sebas> Deathmøle is a virtual post-metal band, whose works are freely available over the internet, created by Jeph Jacques in 2005.
<@Sebas> Jeph Jacques created the internet!
#303180* (?/45) ⚐Flag
<+karata> i'll make a revolutionary site "let's watch", where i'll be watching tv shows for people that are too lazy to do it themselves
#303929* (?/45) ⚐Flag
<RaverDrew> note to self: dont put 9v battery in pocket when pocket has metal in it
<RaverDrew> i have a small burn on my leg :D
Comment: irc.p2p-network.net #RaveNation
#305543* (?/45) ⚐Flag
<MrSam> the other day I put on Le Freak by Chic
<MrSam> and started a dance party upstairs
<MrSam> best part was everyone joined in
<MrSam> I just started dancing in the hall, then grant joined
<MrSam> then grants dad
<MrSam> then his mom
<MrSam> then grants brother came out to tell us to be quiet, but we were like fuck you
<MrSam> we're high and having a disco party
<MrSam> and he went back in his room
#216297* (?/45) ⚐Flag
gneek: amazing part, it has no spaces
gneek: between the numbers
Michael : binary doesnt HAVE spaces
gneek: that's what SHE SAID!
gneek: hahahahahaha!
Michael : ROFL
Michael : that was a good one
Michael : well geeky
gneek: I don't get it
Michael : but funny
Michael : well the point is... what girl would say that?!?!
gneek: oh, that's why I'm laughing
Michael : same
#297939* (?/45) ⚐Flag
< fennec> i need a Harry Potter fan of some sort!
* fennec is considering going to the movie soonish, to beat the heat
< fennec> I want to know, is this the one where gandledorf is done in by a sniper?
< ErikMesoy> lol
#300392* (?/45) ⚐Flag
<+aeonite> all I know is I put on the pedometer and I went down to the playground and walked around for like 2 hours and it registered like 20,000 when there were only like 20 kids there, topsComment: #fark
#300725* (?/45) ⚐Flag
<Kniht> what is the purpose of that spam, anyway?
<FOXX> Comedy sketches and sandwiches.
#305656* (?/45) ⚐Flag
<Rat_Dot_Exe> andrew don't be a smartass
<andrew> Rat_Dot_Exe: don't be a dumbass
#307382* (?/45) ⚐Flag
<Crusader> Good bye Battlefield 3
<vonBoomslang> forever?
<Crusader> Maybe for 100 game hours
<Crusader> Guess what I got today?
<Doseux> A kitten?
<vonBoomslang> a girlfriend?
<ZAquanimus> a life?
Comment: EquestrianStudy
#307399* (?/45) ⚐Flag
* TDJACR stares at the crowd.
< nathan> FINE
* nathan gets the bricks and mortar out
< nathan> time to fix the fourth wall again :|
* tonyb486 climbs over the crumbled wall
* tonyb486 looks at the crowd
* tonyb486 starts doing terrible stand up comedy
* tonyb486 climbs back over the wall, now with plenty of fruit that was thrown angrily at him
< tonyb486> ...suckers
#308440* (?/45) ⚐Flag
<+Dolan_pls> If you shit on soap, is the soap dirty or is the shit clean?
#308861* (?/45) ⚐Flag
<Mellence> I am the only Marine that gets a hadron from physics.
#308587* (?/24) ⚐Flag
* Firasia is a bitch.
<~Fae`liin_M`taali> I'm an asshole.
<~Fae`liin_M`taali> We should be a team.
<+Sakkin> the basshlitch
<%Vice||Stuff> I do decalre that Sakkin is not allowed to name things.  Ever.
<+Carusio_MystWolf> The Bassalich ... Undead king of WUBS
<+Begemot> The ritual to summon him isn't so much dark and evil as REALLY annoying.
<+Tamber> And involves recording the sound of feeding babies and plywood through a table-saw?
<+Carusio_MystWolf> 3 times per day, the bassalich can Drop the Bass... all targets within range are forced to to drop everything they are doing and cover their ears
<+Carusio_MystWolf> Drop The Bass can be counter-songed by a bard
Comment: #halcyon Fuzzi.es
#309647* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<FoH> Maybe i'm not qualified to speak, as i never could stand to watch all of Howard The Duck. But it's stupid.
<FoH> A planet full of sucks. Golly.
<FoH> fucks
<FoH> shit!
<FoH> ducks
<FoH> freudian typos. ;)
#310096* (?/24) ⚐Flag
< meway> o11c, part of the problem is the compiler is a picky fucker
#294382* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<Tofer> hey Phoenix_UK
<Phoenix_UK> hows you
<Tofer> you were an asshole in my dream last night!
<Tofer> i created a sea fortress protected by a shield i had developed from a wireless router, and you stole it from me :(
<Tofer> and then you rammed an oil tanker into a british aircraft carrier
#297351* (?/24) ⚐Flag
Ethan James Compas: back
Ethan James Compas: I has Taco Salad
Snake: yay
Ethan James Compas: nice
Ethan James Compas: I'm gonna pay for this later
Ethan James Compas: It goes down nice, but the exit is a bitch
Ethan James Compas: "Why do you hate me so?"
Snake: dude
Snake: its the law of mexico
Snake: everything is like that over there
Snake: even the people
Snake: comes in nice
Snake: leaves forcefully and without warning
#299925* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<Stephanie> Peach muffins on Saturday and apple on Sunday. :D
<Stephanie> I treat my family right.
<Paiz0rz> Yum
<charitwo> a muffin a day keeps the noms away
<Paiz0rz> Stephanie: wanna adopt an emo, disruptive, hateful, teenager? :P
<Stephanie> No. I have a 2 year old already. :P
<Paiz0rz> XD
#300786* (?/24) ⚐Flag
xoHolly Annexo 3 (3:06:43 PM): i think i sprained my ankle
abethebabe072 (3:07:32 PM): well wat happend that you sprained it
xoHolly Annexo 3 (3:07:48 PM): i don't really know haha it just started hurting like a mother fucker
abethebabe072 (3:08:20 PM): well ice it and take advil
abethebabe072 (3:08:29 PM): then shovel the sand out of your vagina and get over it
#301519* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<DawnBreaker> boy sees easy non blood related sister and sexes her for a month
<DawnBreaker> he then moves on to alien harems
<DawnBreaker> he liveshappily ever after
<DawnBreaker> done
<DawnBreaker> best story evar
<Bananobot> Booooring
<generic_> ^
<DawnBreaker> Bananobot BEST STORY EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
<generic_> DawnBreaker's sceret fantasy
<DawnBreaker> generic -_-
#303030* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<echoed> shame Thatcher didn't get tried for war crimes
<Madda> Why would she? She was defending those poor farmers from Imperialist aggressors with their boats and missiles!
<Madda> Wait... no, those were her navy...
<Madda> Okay, give me some time to think this one over.
#303068* (?/24) ⚐Flag
Scaramouche: That guy who's directing that Sorcerer's Apprentice movie?
Scaramouche: His name is John Turteltaub.
Scaramouche: This, to me, sounds like a pokemon.
Scaramouche: TURTELTAUUUUB!
lonestarnorth: yes
lonstarnorth: hehehe
lonestarnorth: you are a cute pokemon
Scaramouche: turtel... turtel... TAUUUB! =D
lonestarnorth: i am going to catch you
Scaramouche: TURTELTAUB! DD:
lonestarnorth: you're probably crap in combat though so i'm going to leave you sitting in my PC forever
Scaramouche: turteltaub?
lonestarnorth: unless you evolve into something stronger
Scaramouche: TURTELTAUB has evolved into TORTOTAUB!
Scaramouche: TOR-TO-TAUB!!
lonestarnorth: sweet!
lonestarnorth: okay i'm done with you now
lonestarnorth: get in the PC
scaramouche: ):
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