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#307337* (?/47) ⚐Flag
* Icu wonders if he's disconnected
* Icu Quit (Connection reset by peer)
<~HumanNoMore> yep. |
#307875* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<Spudstabber> Britanian: Why are you stalking me?
<Britanian> im not
<Spudstabber> So you didn't log in here, 3 other channels I'm in and my private channel?
* Britanian (webchat@**********.virginmedia.com) has left #BeastNode
<Spudstabber> yeah, fuck you tooComment: Spuddstabber has a fan. irc.esper.net
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#213975* (?/48) ⚐Flag
<Philippe> hows irc
<zaim> gr8
<Philippe> heh
<Philippe> i cant go in there anymore
<Philippe> im on mac
<zaim> there is irc for mac u know |
#302332* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<+Sami> you can ignore ignorant ghetto people
<+Sami> as long as you dont get shot
<+Geewiz> you cant ignore them when they throw an empty 40 oz of steel reserve through your window at 3 int he morning
<+Sami> at 3 in the morning in the hood you'd most likely be at the club
<+Sami> so it wouldn't disturb you
<+Sami> stop being a pansy |
#302335* (?/13) ⚐Flag
< YoHoJo> where the shit is /etc?
< TViYH> YoHoJo: /etc |
#302455* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<kaiser> just on 3sat "while we were taking this report about the ipad with 27C temperature, it showed one big flaw after 5 minutes outside of a cafe in the sun... the 600 dollar computer told us it is too warm for it"
<kaiser> "... message to apple: NOT COOL!"
<kaiser> xD
<emmy> no, very hot.
<kaiser> *badum-ching*
<emmy> bwahahaha |
#302789* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<Jellybean> he wouldnt mind a visit from me.... would you Vrasp?
<Vrasp> that would be great
<Truci> Don't come crying afterwards, I warned you...:p
<Jellybean> oh i think i can handle Vrasp
<Camisado> he'll troll you, Jelly. :(
<Jellybean> lol doubt it
<Vrasp> yeah that's true
<Vrasp> i would just not go to the airport or something
<Vrasp> and be all lolbitch pwnd
<Jellybean> bleh.. you as bad as Minato :(
<Jellybean> fine, ill go visit fury then
<Jellybean> thanks though Vrasp, now i feel so.... nvm :/
<Vrasp> i was just kidding
<Vrasp> i'd go there
<Vrasp> and tell you to put your suitcase on your head
<Vrasp> and then we'd get in my car
<Vrasp> and i'd say tits or gtfo |
#302836* (?/13) ⚐Flag
Oddlot: CatDog was the fucking shit
Kraz: You have no idea man
Kraz: You really do not
Kraz: I bet if you sat me down today and started each episode, with in 20 seconds I could tell you exactly what happened, how it happened, and when it happened
Oddlot: Wanna' know how much I worshipped it?
Kraz: Fucking catgod man
Kraz: You read that right
Oddlot: When I figured out the idea of 'rule 34', not just porn, which was a long time ago, I actually wondered.
Oddlot: CatDog Porn?
Kraz: ......
Kraz: NOOOOOOO
Kraz: YOU SHALL NOT DO THIS TO ME
Oddlot: I was destroying my childhood from a very early age.
Kraz: NOW THAT YOU HAVE PUT THIS INTO MY BRAIN IT WILL NEVER LEAVE
Kraz: AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHEERERKJDOSAFAJSFGJFDSADSADFSA-
* Kraz has signed off
* Kraz has signed in
Kraz: God damn, had to ragequit |
#309393* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<Dee-Icks> i watched Hannibal, now im feeling hungry for some steaks
<+pwn> Try not to watch porn, then. |
#309607* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<@SDHawk> can we take a moment of off to the side here
<@SDHawk> and just all agree
<@SDHawk> that fuck the word kaiju why the fuck is it being used outside of niche fandom
<@SDHawk> it's called a giant fucking monster
<@TheGiz> Because the Niche fandom guys made a movie
<@SDHawk> or more commonly, a fucking monster
<@TheGiz> Well, in my experience
<@TheGiz> Kaiju was generally used to refer to the "Guy in a monster suit" variety
<@TheGiz> As opposed to the newer CGI stuff
<@SDHawk> that's the kind of classification only fandom needs
<@TheGiz> And I *AM* a fan of Godzilla style shenanigans
<@TheGiz> Also
<@TheGiz> And I say this with all respect
<@TheGiz> The porn industry has somewhat tainted the "Giant Monster" genre in terms of googleability |
#309609* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<nwh_work> LOL! Two articles on MSN News' front page: "Simpson asks panel for parole" and "Simpson's first post-baby pic"
<nwh_work> I bet someone at MSN is going "D'oh!" right now |
#311318* (?/13) ⚐Flag
<Fazer> .t 生命总ä¸ä¼šåªå……满悲伤
<Internets>Â [t] [from zh-CHS] Life not only full of sorrow
<laks>Â why are you drug dealing with the Chinese now
<Fazer>Â i'm not
<laks>Â lies
<laks>Â what are you doing
<Fazer>Â i'm noodle-dealing
<laks>Â I guess you could say
<laks> you’re selling
<laks>Â pot noodles
<Fazer> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
#311666* (?/62) ⚐Flag
<SuperNovaSlayer> The best part about growing up where I live is, when you break up with your girl, you go "We can still be cousins, right?" |
#300946* (?/77) ⚐Flag
<magcius> HOLY SHIT
<Bucket> You can find that on fields where holy cows live. |
#304699* (?/72) ⚐Flag
<&WPM> in 10 seconds
<Frostbite> whattttttt
<&WPM> Everyone say "peer"
* weavile1 licks
<&WPM> 10
* weavile1 licks
<&WPM> 5
<Weavile2> peer
<CCloud> peer
* Brawler is now known as weavile69
<&WPM> peer
<Gengar> peer
<CCloud> peer
<~Shining_Raikou> Chat quotes for sure x.x
<&WPM> peer
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<Frostbite> peerererryrrkigfedh
<&WPM> peer
<&WPM> peer
<Weavile2> ...
<~Shining_Raikou> peer
* weavile1 is now known as Furrette
<&WPM> peer
<Weavile2> WPM
<Electimortar> peer
<~Shining_Raikou> peer
<Weavile2> Rocket
<Gengar> reep
<&WPM> peer
<Electimortar> peer
<Weavile2> LXF
<Electimortar> peer
<~Shining_Raikou> peer
<&WPM> peer
<weavile69> pear
* Gengar runs
<Electimortar> peer
<&WPM> peer
<weavile69> pear
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<~Shining_Raikou> peer
<weavile69> pear
<&WPM> peer
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<Weavile2> Am I doing it wrong?
<Electimortar> peer
<weavile69> pear
<~Shining_Raikou> peer
<&WPM> peer
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<weavile69> pear
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<weavile69> pear
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<weavile69> pear
<~Shining_Raikou> pear?
<Electimortar> peer
<weavile69> pear
<&WPM> i have to peer
<Gengar> lolpear
<Frostbite> RAPE.
<TheGuy> peer
<weavile69> pear
<Electimortar> peer
<TheGuy> peer
<peer> its like a <censored> botnet in here
<TheGuy> peer
<Weavile2> props to the first person to get +r kicked
<&WPM> peer
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<Electimortar> peer
<weavile69> pear
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<weavile69> peaer
<Furrette> FLOODRUSH IS TOO GOOD
<Electimortar> peer
<~Shining_Raikou> pear?
<Electimortar> peer
<&WPM> peer
<weavile69> pear
<Electimortar> peer
<TheGuy> peer
<Frostbite> peer
<weavile69> pear
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<Weavile2> +f*
<Electimortar> peer
<weavile69> pear
<Furrette> AAAAAAH
<TheGuy> peer
<Electimortar> peer
<&WPM> pare
<Gengar> botnet ahahaha
<weavile69> pear
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<TheGuy> peer
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<weavile69> pear
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<CCloud> PEEEEEER.
<~Shining_Raikou> peer
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<weavile69> pear
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<&WPM> PEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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<CCloud> peer
<Electimortar> peer
<CCloud> PEER
<CCloud> EPR
<Frostbite> CARRY THIS TEXT ONWARDS^^
<weavile69> pear
<peer> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
<TheGuy> peer
<weavile69> pear
<weavile69> pear
<~Shining_Raikou> peer
<TheGuy> peer
<peer> WHAT MAN |
#301710* (?/62) ⚐Flag
<sneakyness> oh man, this might be the nerdiest thing I ever say
<sneakyness> but if I ever fall for a girl like I did for starcraft...
<sneakyness> I don't even know how that would happen
<sneakyness> that's just such an ungraspable concept to me |
#305818* (?/57) ⚐Flag
<@PaigeShower> keep your eyes closed
<+CoJaBo> o_o
<@PaigeShower> I said closed
<@PaigeShower> :P
<+CoJaBo> -_-
<@PaigeShower> thanks
<+CoJaBo> -_o
<@Jedimca0> lol
* PaigeShower pokse CoJaBo's eye out
<@PaigeShower> pokes, even
<+CoJaBo> -_x
<@PaigeShower> lol
<+CoJaBo> o_x
<@PaigeShower> XD
* PaigeShower pokes the other eye out
<+CoJaBo> x_x
<+CoJaBo> MAH BLIND!
<@PaigeShower> XD |
#304469* (?/58) ⚐Flag
<Felinoid> how many cocks would a cockwhore whore, if a cockwhore could whore cocks?
<AJ_Impy> It depends on how much each cock is pimped for. As such, the answer is 'Whatever the market will bear.' The invisible hand still dictates price even when fapping. |
#302421* (?/21) ⚐Flag
Deeann: No longer looking...men r douchebags ha
: should I recognize you from somewhere?
Deeann: hey, hows it going?
: going ok, other than trying hard to place your msn identity and failing to do so
Deeann: i'm 20/f your a male right?
: now why would you think that?
Deeann: nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
: also, if you're not a spambot please recite the first line of oops I did it again now
Deeann: I know a way we can chat and have a better time and its free.. do you cam?
: yep, you're a spambot all right
Deeann: Well i don't do MSN cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
: how the hell did I make the mistake of authorizing you?
Deeann: I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
: I want to see you on fire while being trampled by elephants
Deeann: Ok go to [Dodgy website URL removed dot com]and click join free on the top of the page baby |
#302430* (?/21) ⚐Flag
[03:57] <@CaptainJistuce> And now my baby needs a new ass. |
#302559* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<@Anti-X> :) :)
<@Anti-X> :) :)
<@Anti-X> :) :|
<@Anti-X> :):O
<@Anti-X> :D:( |
#302694* (?/21) ⚐Flag
You: yo
Stranger: hi
You: i like taco's
Stranger: thts cool
Stranger: lol
Stranger: and random
You: naaw thats not random
You: do you know whats random?
Stranger: wat is random?
You: fjkbsdjkfdsajhurf98pwayuhf;lkjsd;flkj983ylfjdshflkj saljfkdsla;jf893uwa;flshnl;dfha;lsjdljaf3yoldhflkf;ajlkdsjflka; sdklfj0983afdsjlkfaj sdlkf;jas8fjalks;dfja893hf;lasdkjfl;aj389upfajklds lkfajsd;kljfa;8ou3f;lkjsdljf8ajfd;jfh;lajfsd
Stranger: ahhh i see
Stranger: lol
You: i call it the "facebash" typing technique
You: you try it
Stranger: hmm ok? kdjfksdjfnskldfnsadjflksjfdklhjcviosdflkdsjidjhflksdfiusdfjsdlkfuosdfj klksdufisdlfjreklfusdifjsdklfjsidojfklsdfjsdoifjsdlkfjlsdjfiosdokfjsdi ofjlkdssfjirkljfsdl
Stranger: ?
You: remember to bash your face into the keyboard? thats the trick
Stranger: haha
Stranger: but ill get marks on my face
You: jh ,kjmklkkhjghgvfghghjkklmdsaklmdiidsadsauhkdaj2
Stranger: dksfklsdjfklas bvnsdkmcv;sdvc
You: that will just show you're bad-ass
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: lol did it
You: cool, i just made a stranger over the internet bash his face into his keyboard
You: man i'm awesome!
Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
#108212* (?/21) ⚐Flag
[*map/map_index_cn6_f21.txt||10||r||1|| @]Comment: [*map/map_index_cn6_f21.txt||10||r||1|| @]
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#113830* (?/21) ⚐Flag
teens is good to see youComment: teens is good to see you
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#117713* (?/21) ⚐Flag
This is a cool site! Thanks and wish you better luck! Brilliant but simple idea.Comment: This is a cool site! Thanks and wish you better luck! Brilliant but simple idea.
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