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#305960* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<SirHaxalot|laptop> 'I tried to say "Add appointment" last week, but the voice said "Searching for pron", is my english too bad for voice recognition?'
<SirHaxalot|laptop> 'No, it just knows what you really want to do!' |
#303834* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<Yubiseiharukana> 'With the risque "HaXXXor" series of low-budget films, Nmap makes the leap from Science fiction to soft-core pornography.'
<VerticalPig> Yubiseiharukana: "No, don't probe that port... no, please... oh... /Why am I responding to his intrusion? He hasn't even authenticated properly aaaaaaah/" |
#304410* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<@girLinSin> play a game with me PLEAAAAASE
<@ShadowDracos> fu
<@ShadowDracos> I don't play games with girls
<@ShadowDracos> I might get cooties.
<@ShadowDracos> and by cooties, I mean herpesComment: #grenadeinmouth/irc.grenadeinmouth.org
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#306092* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<PID1|work> Just got an alert from a server the text is Immed Bk
<PID1|work> All I can think of is it wants a Burger King as soon as possible |
#309644* (?/36) ⚐Flag
Sean: Setting up printers on Linux: Exactly the same enraging cornucopia of horsefuckery it has been for the last 15 years.Comment: And how!
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#306414* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<Claire>don't you love it when you can't trust your family not to steal you ridiculously huge game collection and sell it for meth?Comment: irc.420chan.org #cd
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#266666* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<Anon680> did u c it?
<Pikachu> oh, another thing anon, stop using text speak
<Pikachu> this is a chat room
<Pikachu> you can use whole words here |
#300334* (?/33) ⚐Flag
[03:19pm] <nXt> iTunes 9.0.2 is out
[03:20pm] <Digerati-> whats new in it
[03:20pm] <vap0r> the .2 |
#300173* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<Jat> hey if you jizz in a blacklight is it like a bright glowing streak flying through the air?
<Jat> like a shooting star |
#297154* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<Og_Wire> excuse me i used a stolen code for microsoft office and i uninstalled it cause i didnt want to get in trouble
<Og_Wire> it deleted it off my comp what do i do to get microsoft office back?
<Zenexer> Without a correct code, Microsoft Office won't work.
<Og_Wire> dude my office programs got deleted off my comp how do i get it back on my comp
<Zenexer> You said you used a stolen code.
<Og_Wire> no it was a lie
<Og_Wire> i disinstalled it
<Og_Wire> how do i get it back
<Og_Wire> how do i get office programs on my comp
<Zenexer> You need the Office CD.
<Og_Wire> im getting the cd very soon
<Og_Wire> but i need the office in my comp
<Og_Wire> and i dont have it
<Zenexer> But you said you're getting the CD soon, right?
<Og_Wire> yea
<Zenexer> Why not just wait for the CD?
<Og_Wire> oh the cd has it to?
<Og_Wire> does the cd have office?
<Zenexer> That depends. Is it the Office CD?
<Og_Wire> yea
<Zenexer> Common sense states that the Office CD, does, indeed, have Office on it.
<Zenexer> What'd you think you were paying $300 for--a Rickroll?Comment: What'd you think you were paying $300 for--a Rickroll?
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#310097* (?/33) ⚐Flag
GrumpyCanuck: the bomb threat is at my oldest's school, they were locked down at 1100 and she is still at the school waiting to be escorted out by the cops (it's 1540 new)
chiper: bomb threats were always fun when I was in school. a nice break from the usual routine
chiper: they're probably much more serious these days
MANCHUCK: we had one bomb threat and one "Mace Incident"
MANCHUCK: some idiot spreayed mace in the cafeteria
gchristensen: I had multiple people shot and killed right outside my middle school
GrumpyCanuck: wow, that's some pull you had in middle school
gchristensen: GrumpyCanuck: I'm the one that knocks. |
#306358* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<OotersMcHooters> And in today's news....
<OotersMcHooters> Rince went searching for gay nun porn for fapping purposes
<rince> nuns!
<rince> slutty nuns?
<OotersMcHooters> GAY NUNS
<OotersMcHooters> With meat of d00m
<OotersMcHooters> :P
<OotersMcHooters> I know your gay for men in habits ;)
<rince> ):
<rince> you are confusing me with GAY rince
<FuzzyPlushroom> It's okay to lust after nuns.
<FuzzyPlushroom> Just don't get in the habit.
* FuzzyPlushroom gets his coat. |
#309688* (?/33) ⚐Flag
(nathan28_at_work) it's important to give cats pipes for grep
(nathan28_at_work) cats like smoking grep |
#304780* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<sgrace_work> Endeavour: Where's your naked woman figure?
<Endeavour> I gave her to a friend. Told him I printed him a girlfriend.
<sgrace_work> Is he an engineer?
<Endeavour> Yeah
<sgrace_work> What a good friend you are.
<Endeavour> lol
<sgrace_work> You printed him a girlfriend.
<Endeavour> I do what I can for my people. ;)
<sgrace_work> I wish I had friends that did that for me. |
#308938* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<kwantzaa>: guys can we give up on the holiday nicknames after xmas because I don't think I can bear to see a bunch of fuckin, what, Valentine's Day nicks?
*** reindeerbollocks is now known as chocobollocks
*** sixgun_strumpet is now known as saint_sixgun
*** Insane_Totoro is now known as BlackHistoryMonthTotoro
*** chocobollocks is now known as MartinLutherBollocksJr
<kwantzaa>: goddamnit
*** kwantzaa is now known as kwantam_steakandblowjobs |
#310124* (?/18) ⚐Flag
aequasi: idk.... i'm not there anymore...
aequasi: and last week, they let go the other loud guy
PFY: I love the term "let him go"
PFY: like he was scratching at the door to be let out to go pee |
#302856* (?/18) ⚐Flag
<&tgies> fuck you
<&tgies> nice
* tgies has quit (Connection reset by peer)
* tgies (tgies@ip72-206-109-241.om.om.cox.net) has joined #animutation
<&tgies> i played svchost roulette
<&tgies> a svchost was pegging the cpu
<&tgies> and i killed it without looking at what it was
<&tgies> and auuuuuuuuugh it was hosting the dcom launcher
<&tgies> game over
<&tgies> windows pops up a little informational box
<&tgies> /!\ Your done
<&tgies> i'll fucking get you next time gadgetComment: #animutation on wgiowrb.dyndns.org
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#302817* (?/18) ⚐Flag
<aegis> my piano broke :( but I fixed it with a short piece of wire from a cat5 utp cable, a paperclip, electrical tape, and two types of glue |
#302727* (?/18) ⚐Flag
<Rainbow> i will rename wand to wang and read the harry potter novels again
<Saber> NO.
<Inuka> Hermione raised her wang with a rage unseen in her throughout her stay at Hogwarts, "NO!" she screamed, fluourishing her wang about in anger.
<Rainbow> IT'S A TRAP |
#302664* (?/18) ⚐Flag
<Adam> arceus, quit attracting fags to smwc
* Arceus uses Attract
* Aquifer (A-Yoshi@caffie-8168108.atvci.net) has joined #smwc |
#310979* (?/18) ⚐Flag
<MechatronicStude> hello
<MechatronicStude> anyone here?
<tmbg> no, none of the 680 people here are here.
<MechatronicStude> its just so "quiet" lol
<MechatronicStude> this is a german channel right?
<[Saint]> The Germans are notorious for their quiet IRC channels. |
#311377* (?/18) ⚐Flag
<@DigDug> so hypospeaking, lets say you accidebtally type your pw into the $ prompt
<@DigDug> rm bash_history
<@DigDug> passwd
<@DigDug> asking for a friend |
#311463* (?/18) ⚐Flag
(revisiting gaming on Linux)
<twopt0> I was getting some pretty tearable tearing in Stardew Valley and when scrolling in Chrome. Google to the rescue.
<twopt0> Once again, Linux is totally ready for the desktop - for nerds who understand and are ok with this kind of stuff
<kialari> It's just a shame
<kialari> I wish we could have quality without Apple or Microsoft
<twopt0> I wish we could have quality WITH Apple or MicrosoftComment: Unfortunately nobody's truly user-friendly
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#301606* (?/62) ⚐Flag
Zoe: ur dumb
Chris: I wish you could see the irony in that.
Zoe: ?
Zoe: why?
Chris: YOU ARE. Only dumb people would spell "you" with "u" and "are" with "r".
Zoe: nope i like bit cause its quick
Chris: So you are proud of your stupidity?
Chris: You really are from Ohio.
Zoe: i hate you
Chris: *I should be capitalized.
Zoe: I really hate you.
Chris: Much better.
Chris: Now try this. "She sells sea shells by the sea shore."
Zoe: fuck you
Zoe: i talk fine
Chris: *well
Zoe: ................
Chris: You talk well. |
#304524* (?/59) ⚐Flag
Mike god loves everything, including people who rape and murder children, since he hasn't stopped making those folks just yet |