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#306960* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<JessicaParker> You saw me on it though, they could easily perscribe it for PTSD, but they'd have to give out free kitties with them.
<Teknical> lol
<JessicaParker> cats are just awesome on ecstasy
<JessicaParker> they're like vibrators for your lap |
#306704* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<susa> i'm so very confused
<susa> libya started as a wikileaks revolution, ended up as an imperialist invasion, and its psychotic former leader is now gaining support from socialist leaders...how did this happen?
<daemonkeeper> You realize, Libya's "former leader" as you call him, lead a socialistic revolution once?
<retrospectacus> led*
* daemonkeeper nods
<susa> Yes, but he has since become flamboyantly psychotic.
<daemonkeeper> Still he's leader of "Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya" (Wikipedia)
<susa> haha, nice name
<susa> One thing he shouldn't do is name a social networking app
<susa> "Great Social People's Worldwide Online Gathering"
<susa> 12:10 PM A recently published cable from the U.S. embassy in Manila shows Philippine separatist movement Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) requested and relied on U.S. aid for a future ‘peaceful resolution of the Mindanao conflict’.
<daemonkeeper> Well, all socialistic countries have equally funny names.
* Phosphenes (~Phosphene@blk-224-144-72.eastlink.ca) has joined #debian-offtopic
<susa> Speaking of bad names.....they really walk around calling themselves MILF?
<Phosphenes> Bad time to log in =/ |
#302873* (?/24) ⚐Flag
* AmpLaptop has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Amp> netsplit...
* AmpLaptop has joined the channel
<Amp> To my laptop, but not my desktop?
<Amp> OH HEY WELCOME BACK
<AmpLaptop> SHUT UP FAGGOT |
#302755* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<+TakeOne> Ahahah, my brother makes me laugh so much, sometimes.
<@SableMink> what did he do
<+TakeOne> Today, he was diagnosed with Labyrinthitis, so he changed his Facebook display picture to a photo of David Bowie.
<@SableMink> o.O
<@SableMink> wtf is labyrinthitis
<+TakeOne> A bad inner-ear infection,
<+Kolbard> ROFL.Comment: #furry
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#311212* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<relyks> you're a girl?
<realz> everyone on the internet is a boy
<littlestsquid> Yeah I'm a girl
<relyks> oh
<littlestsquid> Yeah everyone else is a boy
<ari5av> I once found a girl on IRC
<ari5av> but I didn't believe she was a girl
<ari5av> so I had to marry her to make sure.Comment: Girls on IRC
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#311411* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<BytesAndCoffee> yay! cakeday on reddit
<BytesAndCoffee> good thing i bought a slice of cheesecake
<Sousapro> BytesAndCoffee: good call on the cheesecake
<BytesAndCoffee> Sousapro: apple caramel cheesecake from a nice bakery
<Sousapro> BytesAndCoffee: can you send me some via DCC? lol
<Sousapro> load it into the the cheesecake delivery drive (CD)
<tsarbomba> you mean the cupholder?
<BytesAndCoffee> Sousapro: check your status window for a CTCP (Cheesecake Transport Container Protocol) message
<Sousapro> Cheesecake received BytesAndCoffee
<Sousapro> lol
<BytesAndCoffee> Direct CheeseCake doesn't work over ZNC yet
<tsarbomba> ffff everybody knows pptp (pie & pastry transport protocol) is the optimal way to transfer that stuff
<BytesAndCoffee> tsarbomba: yeah, but then you need FTP (Frosting Transfer Protocol) to send the headers
<tsarbomba> i thought you only used FTP to send the frosting after ICMP (incomplete cupcake messaging protocol) began the process
<BytesAndCoffee> CTCP uses a containerized transit method
<BytesAndCoffee> and containerization is all the rage these days
<tsarbomba> this is trueComment: #reddit-sysadmin on freenode
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#311570* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<DEATH> Aaaahahahaha just had the best coding WTF moment ever
<DEATH> Better than cat-on-keyboard ones
<DEATH> Macbook suddenly started forcibly going to sleep in mid-work
<DEATH> Turns out, I was writing a debug routine with a thread sleeping + polling for a condition every 1 second, used Sleep(1000) which I *do* have declared somewhere as doing the same thing as on Windows, but forgot that the module I was doing this shit in was .m and therefore Obj-C without C++, which was calling some fucking implicitly declared C function instead of my thing, and putting the machine
<DEATH> to sleep.
<Case> nice
<zao> :D
<DEATH> So, if you accidentally copy Windows style Sleep(somenumber) to mac, in pure C mode rather than C++, it's going to put the machine to sleep.
<DEATH> And I thought I just broke the mac for a moment.
<DEATH> As amusing as a goatse sighting at 5 AM. |
#311646* (?/40) ⚐Flag
<XVC> dad?
<indomitable> XVC: is your dad an Iranian doctor?
<DrIranian> XVC is my son |
#309048* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<@CoJaBo> My resolution for 2013 — use more em dashes. |
#310341* (?/21) ⚐Flag
expunge | Windows is indeed a perfectly decent OS... compared to nothing
expunge | you can technically operate a system with itComment: ##linux @ freenode
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#309416* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<zdamien> http.../why-do-mosquitoes-prefer-some-people-to-others/
<zdamien> bad: pregnancy, vegetarian, having alcohol breath
<aldeka> great combination
<xxv> conveniently two of those are mutually exclusive
<aldeka> yeah, vegetarians don't reproduce |
#310061* (?/21) ⚐Flag
* whitemice_0 is looking forward to having a dedicated secure and separate workspace/lab area. rather than the counter behind me.
< whitemice_0> listening to fans gets old
< brousch> whitemice_0: You have fans? Do they have a special chant for you?
< whitemice_0> of course, what is the point of having fans if they don't chant? in fact, i have so many fans that it just sounds like a dull roar
< gfolkert> Wow. whitemice_0, you are so popular. How did you break out like that?
< whitemice_0> i created a twitter account, so, you know, NPR reported on that, and I got a really high Klout score, posted a bunch of selfies - there you go |
#296360* (?/21) ⚐Flag
oheins7: vista is gunna become more neccesary and the norm as we advance
oheins7: but i will always have an cp partition
oheins7: *xp
oheins7: not child porn
oheins7: dammit |
#304752* (?/53) ⚐Flag
<null0010> so how bout them mets
<FoxyBoyXoXo> Yeah they beat the Raiders 0 and 6 in a rugby tournament
<null0010> that is so pro, how many sticky wickets did they get?
<FoxyBoyXoXo> Enough to hit the bottom of the 9th in the first quarter
<FoxyBoyXoXo> But nobody caught the snitch
<null0010> did the raiders at least get a triple word score?
<FoxyBoyXoXo> They would have if it weren't for that fucking Double Jeopardy
<null0010> god. mets are so good with their attacks of opportunity
<null0010> it's just unfair |
#303779* (?/50) ⚐Flag
<evan> dude
<evan> you know how rich someone would be
<evan> if they invented a baby tranquilizer |
#304285* (?/50) ⚐Flag
Sara: and be honest is the friendzone worse than not knowing her?
Fleebailey33: No, but i _always_ get friendzoned and i really like her
Sara: then learn how to move from the friendzone into the girlfriend zone =]
Fleebailey33: Impossible
Sara: Not true
Fleebaiey33: friendzone is read only not -rw >_>
Sara: you are such a geek. |
#301283* (?/50) ⚐Flag
<Rhythm> I'm lucky, I have extremely strong genetics.
<poorleno> As do I, though lacking in diversity
<Rhythm> ...I'm just going to assume that means something other than the first thought that came to mind.
<poorleno> Not... that.Comment: #fa
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#311631* (?/52) ⚐Flag
<@stereo_> when we get a time machine that can look anywhere in history, i assume the first thing it'll be used for is to spy on other people's dicks
<@Dom`> I mean, why?
<@Dom`> If we wanted to spy on dicks, we could just put a camera in your mouth |
#300720* (?/47) ⚐Flag
* Cupcake looks for somewhere she belongs
<whyermobile> in my mouth? |
#300661* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<jo8330> Hi all, I have an Asterisk server with a TDM800P with analogue lines connected. Once in a while, the entire call is just a high pitched sound, seems to be around 1.9KHz tone.
<jo8330> does anyone have an idea what could be causing that?
<ChannelZ> It's Mariah Carey calling |
#296844* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<Killane> yay, my new porn is done DLing
<Killane> JESUS FUCK
<Killane> Whoever shot this should be beaten with a stick
<Killane> they apparently attended the "Wobble nauseatingly while zooming randomly" school of camerawork
<Killane> it's like *ass ankles fishnet ass cieling toes raccoon eyes belly button knees camel toe* and I'm like O.o as I feel the motion sickness coming on
<10%09Apollo_Kioku> it was probably filmed by the family pet
<10%09Apollo_Kioku> hamster-cam
<Killane> ...that is WAY more balls that I'm interested in seeing in my lesbian pornComment: note, it took one whole minute to decide this.
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#301946* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<@vapid> c r a y o n s
<@Zachery> what about em
<@vapid> iuno
<@vapid> they melt when you leave them in your crayon box in a car when you go to kindergarden one day
<@vapid> but you're too poor to afford new ones so from then on out you have to draw with melty crayons
<@vapid> and it ruins your childhood and any artistic bent you ever desired to have because melty crayons suck |
#305428* (?/44) ⚐Flag
kisamehoshigaki2: she's a track kid
kisamehoshigaki2: and she's a cutter
SexPen0redWalrus: HEY! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THOSE CUTS ARE TO MAKE HER MORE AERODYNAMIC.
SexPen0redWalrus: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. |
#304223* (?/44) ⚐Flag
Nou_EE: HELLO CYCLONE HELLO
cyclone: Hi, the key you're looking for is just above the left "shift" button
Nou_EE: `````` THIS ONE? |
#307575* (?/44) ⚐Flag
<Jazzu> I am working on replacing the blood in my veins with tea.
<[ka]killer> what % are you at?
<Jazzu> hm, let me do some napkin math
<Jazzu> okay, so google says the average male has 5-6 litres of blood in their body
<Jazzu> an average tea cup (and let's say mine's average sized) holds 175ml
<Jazzu> so if I drink 5 cups a day on average, it'll take about a week to drink 6 litres of tea
<Jazzu> and earl grey is delicious, so it's worth it |