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#311593* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<+Jigsy> I honestly rate the Emoji movie a ¬_¬ out of :> |
#311482* (?/28) ⚐Flag
* Chloe gets a lightbulb moment, although due to current head state, it's a bad capactitive dropper based led with lots of flickering |
#308264* (?/30) ⚐Flag
< Tea> I rejigged my hilights
< Tea> But still
< Tea> I fail it at the regexp
< rnowak> that's rather tearible
< Katana> tearing, tears
< rnowak> let's discuss colors, how about teal
< Katana> teague?
< Tea> you're all terrible people. you're not my friends anymore.
< Katana> Maybe we should make something out of teak.
< rnowak> that should teach him
< Katana> rnowak: i'm a good teacher, i'll teach you to make things out of teak.
< Katana> rnowak: we're such teases
< Katana> Tea: are you all teary eyed now?
< rnowak> teah
< rnowak> yeah *
< Katana> he has no chance when we tag team him
< XReaper> hahaahaha
< Katana> Tea: do you highlight on steamship
< Tea> yes |
#306629* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<StoneCypher> the guy who plays harry potter is on the daily show
<StoneCypher> and he's actually quite likeable.
<davr> i notice how he smoothly dodges the question of "did you get it on with hermine"
<apples> man if i was him and i didn't, i would regret it forever |
#294374* (?/30) ⚐Flag
< workingTitle> if you're having sex with a conjoined twin that shares the same genitals
< workingTitle> and one says stop
< workingTitle> but the other says keep going
< workingTitle> is it rape if you dont stop?
< workingTitle> or..
< workingTitle> if you're a conjoined twin and you're masturbating
< workingTitle> and your conjoined twin says stop
< workingTitle> but you dont
< workingTitle> are you raping your conjoined twin?
< workingTitle> can you go to jail?
< nightcrawl3r> are u from china or something?
< workingTitle> they would have to go with |
#209403* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<Wammy> wow i just had a weird moment getting my laundry out of the dryer
<TheFatherMind> I am not sure I want to hear this.
<Wammy> there was a pair of panties in there
<TheFatherMind> Did it involve a man with a wrench?
<TheFatherMind> hahahaha
<Wammy> at first i was like...wtf those arnt mine
<Wammy> then i thought to myself....damnit i got laid and i didnt even know about it
<TheFatherMind> hahahahaha
<Wammy> seems like the only reasonable explanationComment: public laundromats
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#300080* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<Uuxaul> Wtf... "Sitting with my boyfriend" comment on your picture... Wtf is that about dude... Cause I'll be honest.... That isn't a little gay, that is alot gay.
<Jad3on> inside joke
<Uuxaul> Alright... unless I get an explanation, I am revoking your man-card.
<Jad30n> well he likes to take me out when he goes out to all the bars and clubs and whatever and well bar skanks arent my first choice in women so I end up sometimes calling him my boyfriend so they gtfo
<Uuxaul> ...
<Jad3on> reading that over.... that pretty much sounds gay
<Uuxaul> Oh okay... So... He really is your boyfriend. In that case... As a duly appointed representative of the male population, I hereby revoke your man-card permanently and indefinitely. With your Man-Card revoked, you are no longer allowed to claim you have balls, or a penis. It is immediately assumed upon the surrender of your man card that you do indeed take it up the ass, as well as drink light beer, watch chick flicks, and record Lifetime on your DVR. As well, the male population hereby warns you that any further infractions of your Less-than-male status will result in the issuance of the "British" card.
<Jad3on> rofl, british card your a hater |
#297894* (?/30) ⚐Flag
mc2w: reminds me of earlier today
mc2w: we went to walmart
mc2w: and there were some black people sellin some giant pixy sticks...
mc2w: and my dad threw a hissy fit "OMG THIS IS WHY I HATE WALMART YOU ALWAYS GOTTA PUT UP WITH SHIT LIKE THIS" (even tho they never once bothered my dad)
mc2w: and then when we get back to the car
mc2w: my dad's like "I don't like how walmart lets people sell shit in front of their stores"
mc2w: and my mom's first question is "were they black?"....NOT "what where they selling"
mc2w: but "WHERE THEY BLACK"
mc2w: ...
mc2w: and they call themselves "not racist"
mc2w: not racist my ass |
#295593* (?/30) ⚐Flag
ustreamer-79491: i should be studying calculus right now. instead, i am watching kittens.
ustreamer-79491: clearly i have my priorities very mixed up |
#303640* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<Sabriel> I am tryin to figure out whether I have incurred the wrath of the wifi gods
<Ophidian> everyone has their wrath, they don't let up
<Sabriel> it looks like I may be blessed today
<Sabriel> I feel lucky
<Ophidian> did you give them blood using an appropriate ceremonial blade?
<Sabriel> I offered them students with bad code
<Sabriel> it seems to have worked
<-- Sabriel (sarah@lambda.0x08.org) has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
--> Sabriel (sarah@lambda.0x08.org) has joined #darkpath
<Sabriel> sorry
<Sabriel> wifi gods were not pleased with my offering |
#303962* (?/30) ⚐Flag
< jhutchins_lt> Now, see, if I'd used debian to get the beer yesterday, it would have put the beer in the fridge automatically.
< wireddd> and the beer mugs in the freezer
< beardy> Each size and brand in its place. The depending labeled glasses would have been cleaned and lined up.
< beardy> Without silly ideas of restarting the fridge for no reason, or for the door to fully close afterwards.
< jarick> beardy: But while opening a bottle of beer, you cannot open another bottle of beer.
< jarick> And if you get the bottle half-open, you find that you can't open other beers until you 1) close the bottle 2) reopen it
< jarick> Sometimes, you have to buy other brands of beer and down them before downing this one, because the shop says that "you have to try this one first", even when you don't want to.
< beardy> jarick: In the end though, you enjoy your beer, in a chair or sofa of your choice. You are not forced to sit in one looking exactly like millions of others.
< beardy> If you don't need the newest sofa cover designs, the feet of it will almost guaranteed not fall off, having you sitting on the floor with spilled beer.
< beardy> eh. scratch that
< jarick> beardy: I think the airline metaphor worked better. |
#304828* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<%RaccoonDeadpool> wtf is this
<%RaccoonDeadpool> BBC Dont Hit My Mum PDTV x264 AC3-MVGroup
<RawShock> Don't Hit My Mum?? New game show
<RawShock> it's like a cross between america's worst driver
<RawShock> and survivor |
#305808* (?/27) ⚐Flag
< ErikMesoy> Today I thought that I wanted a punctuation mark similar to the interrobang that combined : and ! and would go at the top of headlines. Then I started thinking about what to call it and thought that it could be the anal sex punctuation mark, since it's a combination of "colon" and "bang" |
#310213* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<elliott> also did you learn Haskell yet
<Bike> i think i've got most of it now what are these "type" things |
#309464* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<TheBadSpoon> seeing yahoo answers today makes me glad my previous account got banned for posting a link to meatspin |
#311195* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<Flanders> Beauty and the Beast: the gothic role-playing platformer
<Flanders> With the player as Gaston.
<TEHJAYBEEZ> No one hits like Gaston, rolls his crits like Gaston, no one min-maxes character stats like Gaston! |
#300250* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<neunon> We have a new bot.
<Zenzei> oh?
<neunon> CrawlBuild, status
<CrawlBuild> crawl-x86: idle, last build 9 seconds ago: build successful
<CrawlBuild> crawl-x86_64: idle, last build 9 seconds ago: build successful
<dpeg> Hello CrawlBuild, may I introduce you?
<neunon> CrawlBuild, destroy dpeg
* CrawlBuild readies phasers
<dpeg> <3
<neunon> :3
<Zenzei> I like it alreadyComment: ##crawl on freenode
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#300158* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<+ThePillowman> i'm bored
<@kade> o
< qvc> how bored?
<+ThePillowman> no nath, i'm not sucking you off
< qvc> Good. Because if you were, I was about to comment on the lack luster performance you're giving. |
#297934* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<rodger> metal watch bands are teh stupid
<MiracleBlue> ...huh?
<rodger> you know the kind you can't adjust without tools, squeak and rattle, and pinch the hairs on your arm?
<MiracleBlue> Oh, right. All I saw was "Metal band", as in, rah rah rah strummin on my guitar screaming at my parents kinda metal band
<rodger> lol new genre perhaps 'metal watch'.... I have NO IDEA what kinda music it'd be tho
<MiracleBlue> it would be metal which has a tempo that is always perfectly synced to 60 beats per minute
<rodger> yes! |
#297380* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<NotADJ> My parents won't let me run a server
<nathan> NotADJ: F*ck them.
<NotADJ> nathan: Excuse me?
<fahadsadah> NotADJ: Not literally. |
#154867* (?/24) ⚐Flag
Free Roulette System." Pierpqp offers you the best roulette system to "win at roulette to make money and easy moneyComment: Free Roulette System." Pierpqp offers you the best roulette system to "win at roulette to make money and easy money
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#299891* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<@Baconfish> i detest the word "douche"
<@Baconfish> it doesnt even sound like it's an insult
<@Baconfish> it sounds like it'd be the name of some kind of delicious cream cake
<@Baconfish> "HAW HAW HAW COME TO ZE BAWKAWREEE UNT BEY LE DOUCHE" |
#307435* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<+thumbs> you know, it's astonishing the number of folks with no troubleshooting skills at all that enter #httpd
<+Sling> and thats even the part that can figure out how to use irc |
#310490* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<Zoph> so anyways
<Zoph> My girl friend was over
<Zoph> her and i are playing capture the flag on narrows if you know what i mean
<FooFoo> ROFL
<Zoph> and after im done playing on the bottom of the map
<Zoph> she decides to go for the sword
<Zoph> and goes to takes my overshield off
<TNSGT> Oh my god joining the channel is the best thing I've done all day
<Zoph> well while she's taking it off it SLIPS OUT OF HER froodlenutzkieING HAND
<Zoph> and causes a painful ricochet headshot
<TNSGT> rofl
<FooFoo> im crying
<FooFoo> omg
<Zoph> so now im warthog is damaged
<Zoph> err, i meant my wraith
<FooFoo> thats like... one of the best things i've ever read in IRC
<Zoph> so no one will be manning its turret for a while :/
<Zoph> the bisonskie
<FooFoo> hahahahaha
<TNSGT> bwahahaha
<Zoph> then cringed when i looked at the overshield spawn rembering what happened
<FooFoo> XD
* Zoph forges the crate away from the desk
<Zoph> after reading what i just said im suprised ive ever gotten laid
* Zoph hits x to save film
<TNSGT> It'd be like "HARDER HARDER HARDER HAR-" And then girlfriend was aa zombie!
<Zoph> INFECTED
<TNSGT> You got noscoped, bisonskie
<Zoph> she would have gotten no scoped if she hadnt meled and gotten a bulltrue on my sword |
#310327* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<MahWurk> Skype does HD about as well as I can fart the alphabet.
<NightRain> No comment. <-- her husband |