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#300958* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<mistah_j> dude, you make it sound like this channel is full of a bunch of nerdy ass computer dorks like you
<||bass> ..........................................
<mistah_j> hahaha
<||bass> BAHAAHAHAComment: #arc-nova.org on DarkMyst IRC
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#218810* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<@Faustus> i met this dude who used to tell everyone that "God will deliver me from all harm", ie; i r teh invincibulz. One day he had a car accident and shattered his ankle.
<@Faustus> and i was trying to bribe people to go in there and ask him if he meant for that to happen |
#300319* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<Apocalypse> H1N1!
<welandB> That's just God failing at Pandemic II.
<welandB> Peaked too early.
<Tarazed> *snerk*Comment: #trl
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#233398* (?/29) ⚐Flag
BAMBAMBambi: Why, out of the whole series, has there only been one female character, Heather? I wonder................. Sexist maybe?
BAMBAMBambi: MAIN character i was meant to say...
MoralityZero: Who'd want to spend the entire duration of a game inside the close confines of a kitchen? |
#299938* (?/29) ⚐Flag
< PeanutHorst> amee2k: oh, ich meine verbe prüfunge gepassen :D
< amee2k> parse error on line 1. |
#299884* (?/29) ⚐Flag
SayLo2MyLilFren: dude im a genesis
ctnpinciotti: ?
SayLo2MyLilFren: i found out how you can get by port 25 blocking
ctnpinciotti: you're a what?
SayLo2MyLilFren: i did it on my cousins computer
ctnpinciotti: wait...
ctnpinciotti: you're a what?
SayLo2MyLilFren: ?
ctnpinciotti: genesis?
SayLo2MyLilFren: ya
ctnpinciotti: ah ok, it all makes sense now.
SayLo2MyLilFren: what? |
#299860* (?/29) ⚐Flag
08:54 < eightyeight> mchua_class: rhce this friday?
08:58 < mchua_class> eightyeight: You guessed it.
08:58 < eightyeight> mchua_class: good luck!
08:59 < eightyeight> mchua_class: take it from a former instructor/examiner- don't waste the weeknights away. study!
09:02 < mchua_class> eightyeight: I've stocked up on bananas and cans of chili and plan on tooling every night this week. It'll be fun.
09:02 < Evolution> bananas and chili ?
09:02 < Evolution> why not just swallow a hand grenade?
09:03 < synegy34> well cuz you can only do that trick onceComment: in #rhel on freenode
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#242112* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<Ichillis`Anduril> The debates are great fun!
<Chakei> the debates
<Chakei> right
<Ichillis`Anduril> I've waited 4 years for this! :D
<Walrus> talking to yourself in the mirror while you rub your nipples isn't debating, Ichi
<Ichillis`Anduril> What if the nipples have differing positions on the major issues of our time? |
#267935* (?/29) ⚐Flag
* TamesWas (n=traveler@c-71-236-162-251.hsd1.or.comcast.net) Quit (Client Quit)
<Renegade15> Tames was.
<cheddarcheese> He isn't anymore. :(
<RoyTheBoy> He'll live forever in our logs |
#309050* (?/29) ⚐Flag
daekano (~daekano@127.0.0.1) left IRC. (Netsplit: *.net *.split)
Migs (Migs@127.0.0.1) left IRC. (Netsplit: *.net *.split)
<Killswitch> What a weird netsplit
<powersurge> it's the thunderdome
<powersurge> only one will come back
daekano (~daekano@127.0.0.1) joined the channel.Comment: #webtech on Freenode
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#307418* (?/29) ⚐Flag
< Frost> This is much deeper into the OS than I've ever gone.
< o11c> normally for a stream-based socket, you just read/write however big you feel like, and check the return value, and nothing gets lost
< o11c> but when passing ancillary data, things get complicated
< Frost> If I were to pass ancillary data, I'd call my doctor. |
#310117* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<Taerom> !f flash
<Jaheira> FUCK FLASH
<blaz0r`> exactly
<blaz0r`> html5 ftw
<DellGuy> flash blows
<Taerom> I'm not a big fan of HTML5 either, but it's still light years better than flash
<blaz0r`> oh, it sucks for a lot of things as-is right now
<blaz0r`> but the potential
<Taerom> I really don't like that the W3C caved on allowing proprietary shit to be embedded in HTML5
<Taerom> but they're a bunch of pussies anyway
<delrio> not like anyone cares about the W3C
<delrio> besides
<delrio> fuck the web
<delrio> that's going to be my take on the issue for god damned ever
<Taerom> IRC > HTTP
<Taerom> :D
<delrio> fuck port 80
<delrio> all I need is 6667
<Taerom> 6667 > 80 |
#310399* (?/29) ⚐Flag
Matt: god said let there be light
Matt: the devil said let there be regexes |
#310404* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<dasunt> I'm regretting staying up until 2 am to paint my walls.
<@esch> I read that as waffles
<dasunt> That would be silly. Why would I stay up late to paint waffles? Waffles are painted in the morning. :p
<@esch> apparently blue waffles are a thing
<dasunt> What?
<@necKro> it's true, look it up
<dasunt> Well that wasn't work safe. :p |
#303910* (?/29) ⚐Flag
[09:44:15] <nathan> You can get meth ingredients in a pharmacy.
[09:44:40] <nathan> This world never ceases to amaze me.
[09:44:51] <nathan> I should pay for that in cash..
[09:45:07] <fahadsadah> nathan: You can get it pre-made in a pharmacy too.
[09:45:11] <fahadsadah> But you need to pay in bullets. |
#303138* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<Ice_cube> why doant i just jump out of a plane with a piano glued to my face |
#311552* (?/29) ⚐Flag
<butt0ns> I didn't say sucking dick for bitcoins was a good business model, just that it happens |
#302226* (?/68) ⚐Flag
Aryogaton: Anyone here read the Grand Battle?
Aryogaton: Anyone here read the Grand Battle?
Aryogaton: Anyone here read the Grand Battle?
Aryogaton: Come on, someone has to have read it
PickYerPoison: I don't think anyone's read it three times, though. |
#301855* (?/57) ⚐Flag
<aqlo> wow it just occurred to me
<aqlo> beethoven's hair
<aqlo> + hitler's mustache
<aqlo> = einstein |
#309223* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<-* o11c_q has kicked Lemontreee from #themanaworld (Kindergarten is elsewhere!)
<o11c_q> huh, that must be a default kick message
<BigCrunch> i like tit
<BigCrunch> it*
<BigCrunch> well i like tit too
<BigCrunch> but i intended it |
#309007* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<@Saturn> JRP2234: a nice thought, but i'll bet you the new one will be rubbish; i just have visions of DNF all over again...
< Bronysith> Saturn: please dont bring that game into this
<@Saturn> Bronysith: i'll bring anything into anything i want
* Saturn brings a lion into a bar
<@Saturn> the barman says "you can't leave that lion there"
<@Saturn> and i say, "that's not a lion, it's a giraffe"
<@Saturn> and the barman says "you're in the wrong joke, mate"
<@Saturn> so i take the lion, and try to find the correct joke
<@Saturn> we set out on an epic quest, through the metaverse of humour
<@Saturn> we run into many foes and tribulations along the way, but also make new friends and allies
<@Saturn> using the knowledge we gain, and leveraging the bonds we forge, we eventually reach our goal, only to realise that the journey back will be twice as hard
<@Saturn> though we make it back home eventually, the journey has changed us, and we will never be the same innocent and inexperienced children we once were
<@Saturn> *ba dum tsh*
< Bronysith> Saturn: best joke ever
* Saturn has the best extended metaphors |
#308548* (?/26) ⚐Flag
* hobbs books a hotel room and gives zfsonlinux a spin
<Celti> You need a hotel room for that? What, is ZFS cheating on BSD with Linux or something?
<hobbs> yes, that's exactly it.
<TmbrWolf> it's not cheating if it's an open relationship |
#309974* (?/26) ⚐Flag
< MrWho> can i advertise my channel here?
< o11c> no
< o11c> current status is "no advertising forks"
< ComfyCheeks> no spoons or knives either |
#299650* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<~kiyoura[black]> i called my g/f baby on the phone
<~kiyoura[black]> and
<~kiyoura[black]> my mom thought i was talkin to her
<~kiyoura[black]> she liked it |
#307910* (?/43) ⚐Flag
HelgeSverre: WTF, I CUT MY FINGER on a piece of FISH!Comment: OverTheGun Shoutbox
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