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#302501* (?/17) ⚐Flag
pspkicks316 6:27 pm
(6:27:23 PM): WHAT THE FUCK
(6:27:30 PM): i just sneezed and a blue string came out my nose
(6:27:32 PM): like a thread
(6:27:33 PM): wtf
(6:27:37 PM): how did that get there |
#302481* (?/17) ⚐Flag
<Mars_20> i got a prob, i just found out my <censored> ripped what do i do?
<+Dark_Wolf> go to a doctor
<Christian-Cage> You ripped up your own censorship?
<Christian-Cage> that's bad.
<Mars_20> for a ripped shirt?
<+Dark_Wolf> , i just found out my <censored> ripped
<+Dark_Wolf> is what we got
<Mars_20> sorry im ment shirt
<Darth> fail..
<+Dark_Wolf> I assumed you meant a certain man part
<+Dark_Wolf> so
<+Dark_Wolf> have it sewn
<Darth> <.< rofl
<Darth> XD
<Christian-Cage> I thought he meant his backsideComment: I guess +G is useful at times
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#302476* (?/17) ⚐Flag
<Asha> I'm training to be a tattooist :>
<Asha> like £500 for a couple of days training
<JernejL_Work> you need a college for making tatoos?!
<Asha> No
<Asha> just need my englisha nd maths
<JernejL_Work> definetly that english |
#309570* (?/17) ⚐Flag
< Frostypants> Using a proprietary kernel module that's a blog doesn't compromise the GPL, but some projects avoid that.
< Jaxad0127> Why would you put a blog in the kernel? O_o
< Frostypants> oops, blob.
< Jaxad0127> :-P
< Frostypants> thinko :)
< Jaxad0127> Would the kernel blog about system errors, or something?
* o11c would certainly avoid a kernel with binary blogs
< Jaxad0127> "Dear readers, today I had trouble reading from a corrupted FS...." |
#309606* (?/17) ⚐Flag
<Abdominal_Snowman> because I am a pure right-brainer and can't do math
<Abdominal_Snowman> so I'm doing what I'm good at, and that's milhist
<necKro> military history involves a lot of numbers but it's mainly subtracting |
#310386* (?/17) ⚐Flag
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> What's the deal with irssi being presentation software?
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> I mean, it's true, but why did it need to be pointed out?
< kerin> wat?
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> /topic
< kerin> oh
< kerin> i think jarvis was all
< kerin> blah blah i'mon do a school presentation on irc
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> Oh, a literal presentation on irc
< kerin> he's presenting it through irc
< kerin> i think
< kerin> somehow
< kerin> because jrvc has transcended this mortal world and its "schools" and "classes" and "grades"
< Tourres> wait
< Tourres> is he gettingn his whole class onto a channel
< Tourres> adn then presenting a project
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> Nooo
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> He's putting a powerpoint into ASCII and loading it with irssi
< Tourres> why
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> As kerin said
<@Old_Man_Sheriff> He's transcended mortality |
#308005* (?/56) ⚐Flag
<Sunset> Dave what does this mean if when one time I had a random boner and I think this girl noticed because ever since then she started being really nice to me?
<~blue_tetris> How old are you?
<Sunset> 14
<~blue_tetris> What were the circumstances regarding the random boner? Did she bring it up to you?
<kai> was she the cause
<Sunset> umm
<Sunset> no
<Sunset> it was just random
<Sunset> ya know
<kai> is she hawt?
<Sunset> yeah
<kai> then she's the cause
<Sunset> no no
<kai> at least from now on
<Sunset> I wasn't looking at her.
<kai> no, i know
<kai> but if it comes up
<kai> shes the cause
<~blue_tetris> So, Sunset.
<~blue_tetris> She didn't mention the boner.
<~blue_tetris> How do you know she was aware of the boner?
<Sunset> She started being really nice to me after that happened.
<~blue_tetris> Sunset, chances are only -you- noticed the boner.
<Sunset> Oh.
<~blue_tetris> Trust me, women are not impressed or motivated by your boner.
<Sunset> YEAH THANKS
<kai> well, they are teenagers
<~blue_tetris> Hmm, true.
<~blue_tetris> Maybe she's being nice because she values your friendship, not your boner.
<~blue_tetris> Just putting that out there.
<Sunset> Okay
<Sunset> Thanks
<Sunset> :D
<kai> if she's showing interest show some back, but please for the love of god forget about the boner
<~blue_tetris> Really, life isn't all about boners, Sunset.
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<~blue_tetris> None of my boners are random.
<Sunset> The use of the word boner this much is making me chuckle.
<~blue_tetris> Some of my boners don't even work in circumstances where they ought to. I gotta appreciate the random boner.
<~blue_tetris> You've got me thinking about boners, Sunset, what can I say.
<kai> i hate random boners on the city bus
<kai> cuz then getting up to get off is soooo awkward
<~blue_tetris> Dude, I get female-prompted boners on the bus all the time.
<~blue_tetris> And after you get up and get off, you still have to disembark from the bus.
<~blue_tetris> Sunset, go to this girl and say: "I couldn't help but notice you admiring my boner the other day."
<~blue_tetris> "And, well... to be perfectly fair... I was sorta checking yours out too." Then wink at her and touch the small of her back with your extended boner.
<Sunset> I said I was 14, not 24.
<~blue_tetris> What do you think the boner is for, astronomy? When you develop one of these, you have to take good advantage of it.
<~blue_tetris> I guess if you want to be more subtle about it, just sit her down and ask her how she feels about boners.
<~blue_tetris> In general. Not yours specifically. Just get her honest opinion about boners.
<~blue_tetris> If she's a good friend, she'll understand. I mean, what's a boner between two friends, ey?
<kai> you have the power man
<kai> in your pants
<kai> USE IT
<kai> but dont abuse it
<~blue_tetris> Never abuse your boner.
<@GamingWolf> Boner Abuse Resistance Education
<@GamingWolf> BARE
<~blue_tetris> "It's time for the BARE facts."
<~blue_tetris> It's a great motto.
<~blue_tetris> The first step to getting over your boner is realizing that you -have- a boner. |
#306798* (?/45) ⚐Flag
-->| MathOnNapkins (~chatzilla@adsl-99-37-245-40.dsl.sbndin.sbcglobal.net) has joined #metconst
<MathOnNapkins> sup bitch
<Webber1900> Math!
<zephyrtronium> hi math
<hayashi> NaffOnMapkins!
<MathOnNapkins> anybody that responded to that is a bitch now!
<MathOnNapkins> congrajmulations
<Drewseph> hey Mon
<MathOnNapkins> Drew you don't get to be a bitch b/c you answered too late
<Drewseph> late for what?
<MathOnNapkins> Don't try to twist my arm
<Drewseph> I'm confused
<MathOnNapkins> That ship has sailed, and then it sank
<Drewseph> wtf are you talking about
<MathOnNapkins> You, and your lack of bitchness
<Drewseph> I have a wife |
#304046* (?/45) ⚐Flag
<+Jigsy> Jigsy's words of wisdom: Saying "I'm not a pedophile, but I play one on TV!" is not a great thing to do during an Dateline NBC investigation... |
#303431* (?/45) ⚐Flag
<Nick> I need to go to a gay teen club..
<Nick> And get me some.
<Nick> Wrong channel.. |
#301965* (?/45) ⚐Flag
<mikk0> when's the medal game between US/Canada? Tomorrow?
<Teckla> I thought Canada beat the U.S. in hockey?
<Swish> nope US won
<Teckla> Wow, heh.
<Swish> amazing, yeah :)
<Swish> headlines were everywhere after the loss: "canadian suicide hotline numbers jammed"Comment: efnet#c
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#311469* (?/15) ⚐Flag
<Krock> linuxgeekbot isn't working right
<jcjordyn120> Krock: workin fine m8
<jcjordyn120> .roulette
* linuxgeekbot has kicked jcjordyn120 from ##forthenerds (BOOM!)
* jcjordyn120 (jcjordyn12@unaffiliated/jcjordyn120) has joined
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to jcjordyn120
<jcjordyn120> See. |
#310862* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<Lore> What was the deal with Cabbage Patch Preemies, anyway?
<Lore> "We plucked them out of the womb three weeks early, just for you!"
<Lore> Cabbage Patch Cesarian Babies
<spinn> they were blobs of melted plastic that congealed on the factory floor
<Lore> "You can wipe them off yourself!"
<Elkman> It's better than "Cabbage Patch Thalidomide Babies".
<KemloCaesar> Cabbage Patch Afterbirth
<spinn> did they come complete with a sterile plastic box, rubber gloves, and a $30,000 hospital bill?
<Leth> One of my /very/ tactful relatives sent us one. My wife wanted to send it back with some kind of nasty "Thanks, fucker" note
<Samwise> Leth: gad, that's beyond tactless to evil.
<Leth> yeah, I thought it was a prank at first
<Lore> Is there some subtext I'm missing here?
<Leth> lore: yeah, my son was born 3 months early
<Lore> Good heavens. That's the twenty-second bull-ride of bad taste. |
#311216* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<LadiesMan> I played metal slug x and I happen to know that aliens DID help the nazis |
#311408* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<snacky> anyway, the end of civilization will result when researchers lose control of AI spambots. the point of no return is when the spambots understand our own psychology better than we do
<snacky> they quickly hijack all of our communications infrastructure in service to what is, to them, the one true highest goal in the entire universe: getting us to click on their fucking ads
<snacky> yeah. this is also pretty much why we've never made contact with alien life. they were all destroyed by their own creations
<snacky> coming soon, scientists announce discovery that remote galaxies are patterened in a way that carries a coded message reading, "DOCTORS HATE HIM! YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK" |
#302832* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<Rob-anaut> ok.. so i got up at 7 to go to ecc and help with the play...
<eric the red> alright
<Rob-anaut> i was sposed to b picked up at borgia grade school
but no one showed up
<eric the red> of course :/
<Rob-anaut> so i walked around washmo for a while...
the thing i was waiting at was done at 1, so i left about 12:50
i was walking towards the bridge, hoping i wouldnt have to cross it...
i didnt know who to call that i had a # 4 and andy was on his way to StL and i thought my mom was at a meeting in warenton
<Rob-anaut> so i walked home...
<Rob-anaut> and when i was close to the bridge i tried for like 5 minutes to hitch hike across the bridge
but of course no one stopped
so i was like "fuck it... i'll just walk, hopefully there isnt that many cars"
<eric the red> yeah that bridge isn't to wide at all
<Rob-anaut> not at all
<Rob-anaut> so when there were cars coming both directions i got up on the edge so i didnt slow traffic to much
and ppl thought i was a jumper
so they called the cops
lol
<eric the red> hahahahaha
<eric the red> wow
<eric the red> that was a alol
<Rob-anaut> ya i know
i just got done talking to the washmo cops when i see a waronton cop with his sirens on coming to the bridge
so i was like.. ok.. here we go again.... "ya, im the one pl thought was gonna jump"
lol
<eric the red> haha
<eric the red> so what about sitting in the back of the car?
<eric the red> they just give you a ride across the bridge / home or di dthey not believe you or something?
<Rob-anaut> no... he asked if i wanted a ride home and i was like "ya, sure"
he had stuff everywhere but the back passenger side seat
lol
<eric the red> nice |
#302719* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<zachk> this one time i made out with this gay guy
<zachk> big black dude
<zachk> he promised weed at his house
<zachk> then he touched me south of the equator
<zachk> and i was like WTF
<zachk> and stopped
<antonfire> did you get the weed
<zachk> thats how i figured i was straight
<zachk> it just felt so wrong
<zachk> and no weed |
#302717* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<sheena_19> i need to contact the oracle,pls msg me if u know him
<NetEcho> the oracle eh?
<sheena_19> yup
<Scrumps> I think the shaman supercedes the oracle.
<NetEcho> lolComment: irc.sorcery.net
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#302704* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<Ferret> at least now you can brag to your mates about how you scored with Ferret
<Ferret> XD
<@Sephnroth> i can imagine it being very fun with more than two people |
#302682* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<jjacek> Ah, for Delphi, maybe this helps: [link to Delphi UUID generator]
<Renae> Oh thanks ^^
<jjacek> Google can be helpful. :)
<KPaisley> yeah I find random porn using that there google
<jjacek> UUID porn?
* baloo tucks L$1's into jjacket's UUID-string |
#302653* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<Mikey> when watching youtube videos i like to put my hairbrush to my face and pretend to sing.
<Didz> ...
<Didz> right
<jumbers> ...
<sonicrules1234> Ok.... |
#302632* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<Random832> the only thing that doesn't work is half geek
<relsqui> how does half geek not work?
<Random832> if you ever get to the point where you're considering what it would mean to be half geek...
<Random832> ...you're all geek. |
#302548* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<Lee> shes freaking out because she wants me to cut some lawns (yes multiple), yet yesterday i volunteer to wash+clean the car
<B-Rad> don't volunteer!
<B-Rad> they'll expect more of it
<B-Rad> that's like a wife putting out
<B-Rad> do so rarely and keeps expectations low |
#302431* (?/14) ⚐Flag
< brousch> i think i killed eclipse
< brousch> i guess making a .net program in python on a java-based IDE is just not a good idea |
#302318* (?/14) ⚐Flag
< Freeyorp> interesting nick changes'
< EntityReborn> OHAI
< Freeyorp> s/\'/./
<&init> heh
<&init> [link]
<&init> :D
< EntityReborn> Freeyorp, regex fail
< Freeyorp> sed
< EntityReborn> still fail, you need to escape the .
< EntityReborn> afaik
< Freeyorp> Not in the replacement
< EntityReborn> actually, wait.
< Freeyorp> $ echo "interesting nick changes'" | sed s/\'/./
< Freeyorp> interesting nick changes.
< EntityReborn> Now that I remember it, no
< EntityReborn> Yea
< Freeyorp> :P
< EntityReborn> I remember my regex bot behaved that same way (how you say it) and I was puzzled.
< Freeyorp> syntax nazi fail
< EntityReborn> Exactly |