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#295094* (?/42) ⚐Flag
<Manos> You know who is cooler?
<Manos> Jesus.
<willyg> he did some awesome shit
<Joshua> i'll bet he took awesome shits too
<Manos> Jesus shit excellence.
<Manos> Jesus could run a 4.1 40.
<Foxhill> yeah and he was ultra superstitious, most ppl just touch wood for luck, he was nailed to it for extra plus luck
<Foxhill> he casts +10 luck |
#301475* (?/31) ⚐Flag
< ME-tan> have you guys tried out google goggles yet? i tried it on a spiderphone (triangular office conference phone) and it returned a painting of a girls arse in a suspender belt and a handgun.
< ME-tan> its like the days before google when you would search altavista for bike frames and get porn in reply |
#228841* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<+LilyOncilla> oh lol
<+LilyOncilla> that reminded me of an old lymric
<+LilyOncilla> or however you spell it...
<+LilyOncilla> I know it's not that lol
<Pyronoid> Limerick
<GabrielFawkes> what?
<Pyronoid> Limerick, after the town of Limerick in Ireland
<Pyronoid> I think
<Pyronoid> There one was a man named Bob
<Pyronoid> He used to eat corn on the cob
<Pyronoid> etc etc
<Pyronoid> Tell us the fucking limerick |
#296894* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<Darksun> Hmm
<Darksun> I miss boobs
<pathy> Well
<pathy> Get eating.
<Darksun> I mean boobs on other people >_<
<pathy> Well
<pathy> Get raping.
<Darksun> That's not very nice though
<Darksun> I prefer boobs to be on someone happy to have my face in the middle of them, not someone kicking and screaming
<pathy> Well
<pathy> Get clubbing.
<Darksun> Or I could just wait the week or so for my fiance to get back from Australia
<Jelco> Intoxication's also a turn-off I guess >_> |
#296853* (?/31) ⚐Flag
< misterworld> bacon flavored condoms
< misterworld> to enjoy the wonderful flavor of bacon on my meatsicle |
#295103* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<PigmonkeY> stop attention whoring and pix.
<PigmonkeY> Sportymeg: two choices
<PigmonkeY> [ ] Tits
<PigmonkeY> [ ] GTFO
<PigmonkeY> please select one |
#294796* (?/31) ⚐Flag
Vicarious: "You mean to tell me there are still people who haven't seen Star Wars? What a bunch of losers! I've seen it over 500 times."
Vicarious: irony alert
Antess/Phlintlock: LUL |
#282826* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<@wolf31o2> musikc: it is windows... turning off the firewall is like sticking your ass up in the air in a porno... you simply are going to get fucked |
#309911* (?/31) ⚐Flag
* Celti ponders the character sheets of gods.
<Celti> and before anyone rants about how gods don't need character sheets, they bloody well do if I'm taking one as an Ally.
<Navian> Taking a god as an Ally rather than as a Patron is pretty strange in itself!
<Navian> But if your character's 2000 points...
<Celti> Indeed.
<Celti> Besides, he's a Norse god, and as deities go they tend to be pretty... dare I say, low-key? |
#303902* (?/31) ⚐Flag
CW`: So either you need to get a job with a sleep schedule like theirs.
CW`: Or you need to move out.
Northbridge: Or kill them all
DSX: i'll take the 2nd and 3rd options |
#303114* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<~Floris> Why would ANYBODY buy a bag of milk
<+Nix> thats just silly
<&Chroder> dont you disrespect the bag of milk!!
<+Danny> did u ever get smacked in the face with bagged milk?
<&Chroder> Danny i know you were joking but i actually have and i dont want to talk about it
<~Floris> HAHA
<+Danny> imagine the sound
<+Danny> and the texture
<+Danny> in your face
<+Danny> lolllll
<+Danny> ok...breath.. |
#302825* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<crOw> Could you send me a picture message from your phone to my email? Mine won't allow it for some reason.
<vanguarde> Sure.
*five minutes later*
<vanguarde> ...dude, how young is she?
<crOw> Uhm.
<vanguarde> ....
<vanguarde> I'm just going to pretend you didn't ditch the LAN party to seduce a teenage girl. |
#302799* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<filer> GRAGHRHRGHHGHHH SO STUPID
<filer> Microsoft Data Transformation Services Designer = MSPaint for Enterprise Databases
<herf> heh
<herf> i hate that shit
<filer> technically, it is scriptable
<filer> however
<filer> drawing a single line to export a single database table produces a 1400-line vbscriptComment: #swn seattlewireless.net
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#302505* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<+Dayla> oh gawd...
<+Dayla> im recruiting people to my anime club from an okcupid troll account
<+Dayla> not something id have expected to be doing... |
#302478* (?/11) ⚐Flag
IrrlichtLearner> I see...
IrrlichtLearner> is there a section on the forum where i can get visual studio ready projects?
FuzzYspo0N> lol.
FuzzYspo0N> you have to type in <megalazy> before any searches
FuzzYspo0N> and it leads you to the stuff you need
FuzzYspo0N> already completed.
FuzzYspo0N> where you dont even have to proram
FuzzYspo0N> you can just keep searching
FuzzYspo0N> repeatedly.
IrrlichtLearner> cool
IrrlichtLearner it really works?
FuzzYspo0N yep
IrrlichtLearner didnt workedComment: ilold
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#302363* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<Arang> why are the dollar values in american monopoly so tiny?
<Arang> in norway, when you pass start, you get twenty grand
<Arang> and if you land on it, you get forty
<NEO|Phyte> you also probably need like 12 grand to buy Baltic Avenue
<Arang> bal wha?
<NEO|Phyte> one of those shitty purple ones right next to start
<Arang> okay, first off, they're dark blue
<Arang> second, they go for six edwards
Emerald> What's that in actual people money?
<Arang> and third, you can't really "burn" someone for having higher property values
<NEO|Phyte> how many people for one sparkly vampire?
<Arang> 1200 faggot dollars
<NEO|Phyte> also, True Monopoly likely uses small values because it's not based on reality, unlike your shitty version
<SweetRein> Also mind that Monopoly was first made when you could get a new car for 5$
<Emerald> You still can with the proper persuasive implements
<SweetRein> Very true.
<SweetRein> In much the same way that, with the proper persuasive implements, you can get a property for 120$.
<SweetRein> Or... you can go to Detroit and get it for cheaper. |
#302347* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<Dark> We have one at work and I boiled water to drink mate (an infusion), but when I was pouring the water on my thermos, the lock of the tap failed, opening and allowing the water to fall on my hand
<Dark> I took this pic with my phine, it looked funny xD -he reises himself a little, and guides his cock with his paw towards your tail hole and p
<Materia> ah, yea, my brain works slowly this evening
<Dark> o.o
<Materia> ouch
<Dark> wrong thing on my clipboard xDComment: #sd
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#309510* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<~derpcat> I'd giggle if the creator of NTFS killed his wife by chopping her into fragments |
#309522* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<dogarrhea> i got a job req for girls gone wild front end developer a while back
<ashnur> you said no?
<dogarrhea> i wanted to be more on the back end (no pun intended)
<min|dvir|us> I dunno if I would put that on my resume.Comment: ##javascript on freenode
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#310823* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<@Aoi-chan> honestly I'm fine with black Helvetica against white
<@Aoi-chan> but the kerning is against the Geneva convention I'm sure
<@Aoi-chan> no one will get that jokeComment: #raspberryheaven
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#310924* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<aquanight> unrelated subject: are there functional TLS mechanisms for non-TCP connections?
<special> aquanight: DTLS, although its primary purpose is to create vulnerabilities for openssl |
#311161* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<kunwon1> It is one of two robotic drone ships used by SpaceX for its rocket landing attempts, the second of which is named "Just Read the Instructions." The ship titles honor legendary sci-fi author Iain M. Banks; both are names of sentient, planet-sized Culture starships that first appear in Banks' "The Player of Games," according to Tor.com.
<Elench> They aren't really planet sized except in crew capacity
<evolv> Elench, kind of like my balls |
#311248* (?/11) ⚐Flag
<AceOfTricks> I offered him a beer in game and he was like ... I'm under age.
<nacht> .............
<nacht> I was totally that kid in 9th grade
<AceOfTricks> He has super anime sword that talks.
<AceOfTricks> That is his class.
<nacht> Ok I wasn't that kid |
#311617* (?/14) ⚐Flag
<StriderHLC> Aggh... I've had so much trouble focusing lately. :(
<Danika> me too
<Danika> (Katelyn and I dumped out all our alcohol last month)
<dysk> Me too. Rejoined Facebook earlier this month. With social media, it takes a lot of work to not be busy. ;)
<Yuri> Alcohol!!!!
<dysk> Am I the only person here who mostly associates that word with rubbing alcohol rather than drinking? ;)
<dysk> I mean, individual alcoholic drinks, I refer to by their names rather than the catch-all term "alcohol", which I'll always think of as a topical antiseptic.
<dysk> That's just my weird use of language, haha. Don't mind me.
<dysk> I've heard some cocktails are quite delicious, so I refuse to conflate them in my mind with a disinfectant.
<StriderHLC> I don't remember if it's Methanol or Ethanol that's rubbing alcohol as opposed to teh booz.
<dysk> Depends on what part of the world you're in, I think.
<ChiizuKage> I associate the word "alcohol" with the disk burning software. |
#302027* (?/58) ⚐Flag
<Memento-Mori> i have no idea how curling scores. but the china team had a girl that woulda been good in cat ears. |