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#226025* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<Rogue> also: I figured out what the taint/barse/scruttocks is for
<Rogue> think about it
<Rogue> if it weren't there, and your ballbag was another three inches back, you'd shit all down the back of your ballsac every time you took a dump
<Rogue> it's nature's equivalent of the non-breaking space |
#297438* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<Emerald> ohgodimtired
<Arang> Too much dick?
<Emerald> If by too much dick you mean too little sleep
<NEO|Phyte`> because of too much dick? |
#263672* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<rathat> ebay is fun
<BlueFusion> yeah
<BlueFusion> i've found some great stuff on there
<rathat> its like buying something but it takes a few days and your fighting over it, your not sure how much it will cost and you feel like you won something even though you still have to payComment: #laserchat on ECnet
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#294279* (?/33) ⚐Flag
< Nickwell24> how do u do the emotions
< toastydeath> nickwell24: i've asked my girlfriend that so many times. |
#304886* (?/33) ⚐Flag
(During a discussion about whether or not to tip at Dunkin' Donuts.)
<aloria> I don't tip at D&D unless I have a large or very complicated order. Pouring me a crappy tasting cup of coffee or taking 10 minutes to make a breakfast sandwich when the store is empty isn't what I consider "exceptional service."
<SonarTech52> Sounds on par.. Interesting character.. (They call them Rogues to not offend :P) As long as you take Rogue at 1st level to get the skill point bonus, then fighter after looks good. At least 2 levels of rogue gives you the evasion feat, and with a good Dexterity you dont need armor.
<ARP> You don't tip your Dungeon Master? No wonder you're only a level 3 half-orc fighter thief with crappy armor. (I haven't played since I was 11 years old, does this make any sense or did I just string some D&D words together)
<Rommel> Er... is that level 3 fighter/level 0 thief, or level 2 fighter/1 thief, or etc...?
<drizzt380> It mostly makes sense. Except he wouldn't be a 3rd level fighter/thief. He might be a 1st level fighter/2nd level thief.
<HeroOfHyla> He could be playing AD&D2E, where nonhumans pick their multiclassing setup at level one and distribute experience between them. Humans do it differently, where you can stop leveling one class forever to switch to a different class.
<aloria> I hate you all.
<danmac> Your charisma modifier must be, like, -2 or something. |
#303870* (?/33) ⚐Flag
* Lillymew facepalms... her palm, Akuma's face
<Akuma[WERK]> hehehe
<Akuma[WERK]> you mean....'punching'?
<Lillymew> Akuma, punching = closed fist. This is open fist.
<Akuma[WERK]> oh yeah.. those...
<Akuma[WERK]> I know of those...
<Akuma[WERK]> >_> |
#305246* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<shinji> So...I'm a masochist I guess
<shinji> I'm goin to try to learn SUDS
<shinji> 40-50 year old layout program from Stanford that's been updated through the years...still writte in in MACRO
<shinji> and I'm going to try to get an old controller board from the lab and rig up a power supply
<shinji> so I can have my own PDP-10-on-a-board
<MikeH> >.>
<MikeH> yes i do believe that qualifies |
#219362* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<Willow> I want there to be a fortune cookie that says "Don't turn around."
<Juliet> Or one that says "That wasn't chicken." |
#229846* (?/22) ⚐Flag
Has Obama Underestimated McCain? voices.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/09/11/misunderestimating_mccain.htmlComment: Has Obama Underestimated McCain? voices.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/09/11/misunderestimating_mccain.html
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#237417* (?/22) ⚐Flag
hi all :) |
#299705* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<ami5000> I once gave head to the main song from Chariots of Fire. I had to stop because I was laughing too much. |
#299654* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<@kitchen> Catcher: there's no such thing as 'cheap' unless I wanna live in compton.
<Jalut> yeah, not in L.A county
<@kitchen> i can get a 'nice' 2+2 in compton for about 90k
<@kitchen> but then I'm dead, because I'm white, I drive a bmw, and live in compton.
<Jalut> well, with the money you savd
<Jalut> you can buy a gun and a vest
<@kitchen> I'd need more than that.
<Jalut> and armour out your car
<Jalut> maybe even a wall
<@Catcher> buy a bullet and rent a gunComment: #geekissues, Efnet
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#303116* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<EddieGordo> Kentaree, i dont think they have what it takes to beat france...
<EddieGordo> they made all of 2 shots in 40 minutes
<Kentaree> Eddie, france isn't much better
<Kentaree> Uruguay can win if they can actually land more than 2 passes for a change
<Kentaree> uruguay can't seem to get past france's defense
<EddieGordo> funny noone else seems to have that issue...Comment: 2010 World Cup
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#303095* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<+ps> its all stretched out and loose
<+johndrinkwater> like that vag you want.
<+ps> ?
<+ps> which one?
<+johndrinkwater> you have options?
<+ps> ... |
#309044* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<M33P> Lol google
<M33P> i put "hungry eyes tesco" into the youtube search manifold
<M33P> and i get as the first result "SUPERHERO DOLL FACE MAKE-UP TUTORIAL"
<M33P> how did i get here I am not good with computer |
#311006* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<pheand> you know you're drukn when your own handle becomes too cmpiocated to type |
#311031* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<wsky> money is just numbers people kill for |
#311288* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<jzk> the IT industry just makes the degeneration into fascism far too easy |
#305998* (?/62) ⚐Flag
<mikeplus64> haha, close blender and all of a sudden have 2 GB of RAM free.
<graphitemaster> same thing happens when I close firefox. |
#302137* (?/54) ⚐Flag
<Burningmace> how old is jjcm?
<+gir> Old enough that most of the things he does is illegal.
<+gir> There may or may not be free candy involved |
#299904* (?/54) ⚐Flag
<@Dolemite> people are getting paid to teach "Buffy Studies" while five miles away homeless people are dying of exposure
<@Dolemite> fuck yeah |
#303831* (?/46) ⚐Flag
punch: lousy wish i could use vmware virtual center converter to not only convert physical machines into virtual ones, but also physical coworkers into shell scriptsComment: A Sys Admin's Dream!
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#303037* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<Jukor> Arch Linux has the coolest-named package manager: pacman
<Jukor> How Namco hasn't sued them yet, I'll never know
<Jukor> (I know it's short for PACkage MANager, but still) |
#308295* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<@Nanobot> Disguises, surprises, and pies of all sizes |
#307124* (?/46) ⚐Flag
Bubs: if i can turn into a woman
Bubs: id probably spend all day
Bubs: fingering myself
Bubs: then bait guys into my apartment
Bubs: then transform back into a guy
Bubs: and beat the shit out of the person i lured
Bubs: id be like
Bubs: what the fuck are you doing here with my girlfriend
Bubs: ill kill you fucker |