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#306106* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<Cubey> Ok, seriously
<Cubey> Why would anyone want to have gay rights?
<Cubey> Like, let's make a comparison for a minute
<Cubey> Let's say you have shoes and I don't. I go out and get myself some shoes, and everyone says "lol, your shoes are so gay"
<Cubey> Now ask yourself, why would anyone want gay shoes?
<Cubey> People will just make fun of you even more
<Cubey> I think regular rights are pretty good. I don't see any reason to give some people gay rights instead of their full normal ones! |
#216711* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<Zuu> gah, i always wanted to meet a hermaphrodite
<Zuu> i mean, one with pants on |
#240535* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<Trinexx> *cries* nethack crashed
<Dawnrazor> Nethack crashed? How did you manage that?
<Trinexx> Probably because I was running a trainer on it :P
<Dawnrazor> Now that's just wrong.
<Trinexx> I also savescum and kick puppies. |
#300141* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<SpencerNHill> I think next year's nobel peace prize will go to the person that shoots kanye west |
#297560* (?/30) ⚐Flag
(Haro) my girlfriend has 2 jobs
(Annul) hand and blow? |
#296916* (?/30) ⚐Flag
Bibo (1): if i ever get a randomness test, ill hand it to you
Bibo (1): choose a number between 1 and 3
Bibo (1): go
Raz: 2
Raz: you realize on the basis of your question. assuming your speaking generally. then there's only one answer to your question.
Bibo (1): omfg
Bibo (1): OFMG
Bibo (1): right |
#296695* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<Captain_Faxmerica> tl;dr school officials strip-searched a 13 year old girl because they thought she had ibuprofen.
<Arcanine> fail fucktards -_-
<Arcanine> that girl is 19 years old now, and court bullcrap etc etc nao
<Arcanine> I hope she wins
<Captain_Faxmerica> me too
<Arcanine> those guys should be in jail right now
<Captain_Faxmerica> for child molestation
[15:38] <Arcanine> yeah exactly.
<Captain_Faxmerica> esp. since there were three students who were suspected and only one got stripsearched.
<Arcanine> what the fucking fuck
<Captain_Faxmerica> I love the superintendent's justification too.
=-= Fax is now known as Superintendent
<Superintendent> IT MIGHT GET HANDED OUT DURING LUNCH FOR PEOPLE TO POP AS DRUGS AND OD ON
<Superintendent> ZOMGWTF
<Superintendent> LDJQSPQRBBQ
=-= Fax is now known as Supreme_Court
<Supreme_Court> STFU NOOB. CHILD MOLESTATION. |
#295824* (?/30) ⚐Flag
shrimants: if anyone sends me a text now, it will play the final fantasy 7 victory fanfare
shrimants: and if anyone calls me it plays "those who fight further"
fogobogo: shrimants: why not the THX sound in extra loud?
shrimants: unfortunately, i forgot about this last night, and i had my phone set to loud. so when the stupid bithc i work with as a partner for
homework called me at 2am to discuss homework while i was furiously masturbating in the dead of night, it scared the living bejesus out
of me. that was the most action packed phone answering ever, and i do not care to repeat the experience
shrimants: fogobogo: because i have only 1 speaker on my phone, and it crackles if you crank it past 20% volume
fogobogo: the victory fanfare for fapping. not to bad actually no?
shrimants: no, it was the fight theme that played
shrimants: if it was the victory theme it wouldnt be so badComment: #archlinux-offtopic on freenode
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#307528* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<Powerdrift>i don't think anybody here is actually callous enough to send a sex toy for christmas
<ME-tan>ah
<Powerdrift>except maybe powerdrift, but he's too big of a scrooge to participate
<Sentry>i sent a sex toy just 'cuz
<ME-tan>fuck you don't have me as your secret santa do you?
<Sentry>it was like august and kahmaro took a screenshot that had his name and address
<Sentry>sent that bitch a $3 dealextreme dildo
<Butterfly>ClassyComment: #o-chan
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#310132* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<Tawre> My ex was jealous of my waifu. Almost every argument was "why dont you just go fuck her then huh"
<Tawre> "I would if I could" |
#306870* (?/30) ⚐Flag
* Rarity np: Edguy [Hellfire Club #07 2004] - Under the Moon [1:16/3:40] - MP3 CBR 192kbps
<Rarity> DOWN WITH FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE
<Rarity> God damn this guy hits insane notes.
<aetherian> well why does he do that
<aetherian> I mean
<aetherian> they'll just lash back at him
<aetherian> or try to murder him as he lays there, if they're really insane
* Rarity sets mode +a #music aetherian
<aetherian> don't you love weird slang
<RandomDigits> I was gonna say something like hitting that ß sharp or something
<RandomDigits> but then I forgot
<Rarity> They're sharpening their weapons.
<Rarity> The shit's going to hit the fan on an epic scale.
<Rarity> The news will resonate on a note that none other has matched.
<Rarity> The killers will probably leave a distinctive signature, though.
<Rarity> And a key clue.
<Rarity> Let's hope the officers solve the case soon though, or the enthusiasm surrounding the case my go flat.
<Rarity> They shouldn't rest until the perpetrators are caught.
<Rarity> Let's just hope this gets resolved so the locals can live in peaceful harmony again. |
#306746* (?/30) ⚐Flag
* TFBundy uses Hyperbeam
<Event> Boom, headshot!
* Thalagyrt uses /kill
<Event> It backfires!
* Thalagyrt quit (Local kill by Thalagyrt (fuck)) |
#306726* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<Smugleaf> stupid ty[ps
<Smugleaf> *typos |
#306371* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<richardwhiuk> there is an algorithm to factor integers quickly, it's Shor's algorithm, but we haven't been able to build a computer yet to run it on big numbers :)
<tc> I dunno, 15 is pretty big.
<benmachine> this is true
<benmachine> what kind of a mathematician ever needs numbers bigger than 15 anyway |
#305345* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<jonny_boy27> well, good thing you didn't chunder on Alice
<Redalien> It did look a bit allergy-ey, didn't it?
<jonny_boy27> I've never thrown up on anyone, but have had at least 4 girls throw up on me
<jonny_boy27> thankfully only one during an ahem intimate moment
<Redalien> hah
<jonny_boy27> 'kin ell that was rough. First year it was
<jonny_boy27> cracking norks
<jonny_boy27> she was on top, stopped for a sec, barfed all over my chest
<jonny_boy27> got a bit of splatter into my face, too
<jonny_boy27> lush
<Redalien> did she continue?
<jonny_boy27> alas, no
<jonny_boy27> ran off down the hall to the bogs
<jonny_boy27> I showered off and scarpered |
#302110* (?/59) ⚐Flag
<dougmencken> hello again; can you congratulate me? I build git! well yes, only using make || make -k ; mkdir DEST && make -ki install DESTDIR=`pwd`/DEST (coz building man requires python)
<vinse> dougmencken: grats! now build it for me on sparc thx
<WebDragon> dougmencken: "building man requires python" -- a soliloquy on the garden of eden theory |
#303723* (?/59) ⚐Flag
<AkumaWolf> meh.. I don't like the flavour of pixels... and .gif's gives me gas....
<Tom> lol
<Emmy> lol
<Emmy> just don't be in a .tiff about it.
<AkumaWolf> nah.. you'll see when i'm properly .PSD off...
<Emmy> hahaha |
#301088* (?/59) ⚐Flag
< Axoren> I hate having to fix my bathroom.
< Axoren> Calk is a pain in my ass. |
#304058* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<+Biiaru> nuwen what's up?
< Nuwen> new guante mixtape is what's up.
<+Biiaru> @artist guante
<+Giga> Biiaru: guante has 4 listeners. Popular tracks: Bring Out Your Dead w/ See More Perspective, Greed (11:35 Remix) [reedit], and Your Boyfriend's a Republician (You Know I'm No Good Remix).
<+Biiaru> four listeners, huh?
<+Biiaru> must be really underground.
< Nuwen> SUPER INDIEComment: irc.what-network.net #indie
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#303313* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<Corvus> The faster the human race spirals downhill the more likely they are to accept my lords from beyond the veil as the new leaders
<Corvus> with me as the high priest aahahaha
<Jinn> We're not signing up for your stupid fucking clown religion |
#308707* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<Nips> damn meatballs
<Prandium> xD
<Nips> every Wednesday I'm like nah I won't eat them I know ill die
<Nips> and every Wednesday I eat them
<Nips> and die |
#306797* (?/38) ⚐Flag
< samalex> hiya group -- just got back from lunch. Finally found some pants that fit in town, sucks being a fat bastard.
< xpt`> samalex: try be less fat
< xpt`> you will still be bastard, but maybe you will have less problem with finding pants ;p |
#306671* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<Xenesis> That one's a dick, but the setup is so hilarious I can't hate it.
<Dorito> 6 screens just to jump over one block
<Dorito> yeah
<Dorito> i died like
<Dorito> 150+ times the first time i tried it
<Dorito> but i didn't give a fuck! i enjoyed it
<Dorito> and it's like riding a bike now
<Dorito> i tried it a few months ago, got it down in under 20 deaths
<Xenesis> Nice.
<Xenesis> 19/20 bike rides end in fatality. |
#215194* (?/39) ⚐Flag
* You (~Talesin@user-vcauo2h.dsl.mindspring.com) is now known as Talesin_BatBat
<lolfighter> WRONG.
<lolfighter> * You is now known as Talesin_BatBat <- stupid IRC, it should be "You ARE now known as Talesin_BatBat"
<Talesin_BatBat> Grammar is not an IRC server's strong point. |
#216027* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<wittyyh> wat
<My3id|BenjiMC> wat?
<Erik> in the buttComment: #liveforspeed
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