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#297839* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> Thraspic: nVidia GTS 250, 512MB RAM.
<fahadsadah> It's the XFX Core Edition.
<Thraspic> Yeah, that's a nice video card.
<Thraspic> I'd go on a date with it.
<Shawn> Those soldering points would be hard on the genitals Thraspic.
<Shawn> I'd be careful dating hardware. |
#266742* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<Arbe> there's this really pretty girl at college
<Arbe> all her friends hate me though
<Arbe> with good reason
<Arbe> what do i do???
<xpCynic> look for someone else
<~blackhole89> Download a girl ending in .jpg instead
<Arbe> will she keep me warm at night?
<~blackhole89> get a laptop
<Arbe> and tell me that the future doesn't matter?
<~blackhole89> with speakersComment: #acmlm
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#305275* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<VinnyPel2ella> i have a question
<VinnyPel2ella> how hard exactly wud it be to get the camera working
<VinnyPel2ella> i mean do u need to rewrite code
<dhero> prolly need device driver code
<crazymike> if it wasn't hard, don't you think someone would have done it? :)
<VinnyPel2ella> yea
<VinnyPel2ella> but
<VinnyPel2ella> it should generally be the same process for each rom
<VinnyPel2ella> cant u just take the camera software off 2.2 and put it in 2.3
<VinnyPel2ella> i know it would be more complicated
<crazymike> try it and report back please
<VinnyPel2ella> but is that the basic principal
<Il00Il0I> don't worry. i'll get it working. the source code and i will sit down, have some tea, and have a nice civilized chat about WHY it doens't want to take any fucking pictures.
<VinnyPel2ella> thankyou
<VinnyPel2ella> finally someone with some sense
<dhero> lots of luv there |
#306918* (?/35) ⚐Flag
BlueProtoman: I'm on a bus
aTc: you should be under it
BlueProtoman: >:[
bobbens: touche :)Comment: #openpandora on Freenode.
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#307835* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<McMartin> What odds would you place on the TSA getting defunded before Amtrak is -_-
<wraith|out> Roughly similar to the chance that my left foot is actually Jesus Christ.Comment: (The TSA proposed to provide security in trainyards.)
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#308276* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<Tony|Laptop> i feel special
<Tony|Laptop> this turkey tv dinner came with 2.5 slices of turkey instead of 2
<Tony|Laptop> and there was even a little piece in the mashed potatoes
<MysteryCoon> someone only has 1.5 slices in theirs :( |
#310005* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<TheBadSpoon> they say you spend around a third of your life sleeping
<TheBadSpoon> fuck that
<TheBadSpoon> they need to make sleep replacement pills
<TheBadSpoon> I don't care if that's impossible on every level |
#205458* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<Bunsen> And the LHC isn't going to cause anything to happen that hasn't happened billions of times before in cosmic ray collisions, except that this time it'll happen inside really expensive glorified Geiger counters.
<Bunsen> In other words: The LHC will not create a black hole, eating the entire planet and destroying life as we know it. It will not blow a hole in the universe and let all our air run out the hole. It will not destroy gravity. I am not a subatomic playboy!Comment: With apologies to Vice Admiral William Blandy
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#295599* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<Vann> You never know who might be watching.
* Vann looks at EskimoBOB.
<&buddah> haha
<&buddah> eskimobob is sleeping on my floor
<&buddah> hahahaha
<Vann> serious?
<&buddah> yea he is
<&buddah> i just woke him and told him the funny ness
<&buddah> now he is watching |
#300236* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<riku-wawa> its USER ERROR
<riku-wawa> not APP ERROR
<riku-wawa> not DEV ERROR
<riku-wawa> USER ERROR
* Sememmon steals riku-wawa's shift key.
<riku-wawa> TOO BAD I HAVE CAPSComment: irc.freenode.org #cyanogenmod
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#252668* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<Adremelech> im going to make a music player for my first perl project :)
<Majic> I'm going to make unicorn.
<Adremelech> ...
<Majic> In Assembler! \o/ |
#294488* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<Victim> Hello Kitty toaster
<Victim> Yes/No
<Mike> No
<Victim> Why not?
<Mike> Satish Narayan dies after his wife Rajini allegedly set his genitals alight.
<Victim> Oh, ok. I see the relevance.
<Victim> Set them alight WITH A FUCKING HELLO KITTY TOASTER!
<Victim> He had Hello Kitty burned into his fucking nutsack.
<Mike> Wow, that was actually funny. |
#305644* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<Llorean> It seems to suggest that it's providing you information that it isn't, and Apple usually seems to be along the lines of "don't confuse the user if we can help it"
<Strife89> Apple might as well out-and-out admit that they don't think their userbase is very smart.
<JdGordon1> anyone else have images of life of brian playing in your heads now?
<JdGordon1> specifically the following the messiah scene?
<Strife89> ... No?
<JdGordon1> you should!
* Strife89 reminds JdGordon1 that he never watched much TV
<Strife89> My brain wandered off and ended up with an image of lemmings following an iPhone, mounted on wheels. |
#306614* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<MikoLap> Why is everyone so eager to blame others for pastry? It's not like it's a sexually transmitted disease. |
#307164* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<ME-tan>iirc you were born around the time I started using irc?
<EmilyPlays>Yeah
<EmilyPlays>Could be
<ME-tan>IRC. The great equaliser. Allows people from totally different generations to have a level playing fieldComment: #gender on wtfuxnet
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#308893* (?/27) ⚐Flag
* TestDummy idly stares at Aethis. o_o
<TestDummy> Aethis: Send me money. I'm a banner peering into your very soul.
<Aethis> Ha.
* TestDummy continues to stare. o_o
* Aethis gets naked.
<TestDummy> I'll just pretend you clicked the X in the corner.
* TestDummy vanishes.
<Aethis> :< |
#309147* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<d_garbage> Earnestly, people say cachet meaning cache? heh
<Earnestly> Huh? No, it's just people who pronounce cache wrong. Or ending sentences with "so", that drives me mad :-P
<grawity> hmm, how do you even end a sentence with 'so'? |
#309931* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<DougCL> so i got a titanfall pc beta code and it obviously doesnt work
<DougCL> because why would anything that EA is involved in work the right way? |
#311268* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<+Covarr_Work> I've got rabbits and dildos aplenty / I've got bullets and buttplugs galore
<+Covarr_Work> You want dildos? I've got twenty / But who cares? No big deal. I want moooooooore
<+Covarr_Work> I wanna be where the weiners are
<+Covarr_Work> I wanna feel / wanna feel 'em in me
<+Covarr_Work> humping along on a… what's that word again? COCK
<+Covarr_Work> touchin' yourself you don't get too far
<+Covarr_Work> dicks are required for fuckin', ridin'
<+Covarr_Work> strokin' a guy 'til he, what's the word
<+Covarr_Work> CUMS |
#311347* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<Waise> i didn't mean consonant
<Waise> i was trying to say syllable
<Waise> i have no idea why i said consonant
<Kaypar> I'm consonantly getting those mixed up, too
<Waise> you're under arrest
<Kaypar> are you going to take me to the punitentiary
* ruwin has joined #luna
<Kaypar> hi ruwin
<Waise> ruwin comes to save me from the puns
<Waise> ruwined
<Kaypar> ruwined
<ruwin> no this is egg\\
<ruwin> im here to make more puns
<Waise> get out of ruwins head
<ruwin> are you calling him an....egg-head?
<Kaypar> surely you must be yolking
<ruwin> these puns arent all theyre cracked up to be
<Waise> i tried to think of an egg pun but i chickened out
<ruwin> fuck you
<Kaypar> your days of punnery are ova
<Waise> i see how it is
<ruwin> cluck you
<Waise> someone turns the tables on you and you cry fowl
<Kaypar> omelette that accusation slide |
#303136* (?/27) ⚐Flag
<%Kitten> >_<
<%Kitten> for some reason I was thinking of Caccy's and Ktem's relationship almost as a pokemon battle
<%Kitten> "Cactus attacks Ktem with Nudity"
<%Kitten> "It's super effective!"
<%bluefoxx> Dammit Kitten
<%bluefoxx> I almost sprayed pop on my hardware.
<%Kitten> XD
<~Valerie> lol
<Cynnamin> wow
<Cynnamin> that was worth the coughing fit |
#307096* (?/61) ⚐Flag
<MiST|X> i know a good knock knock joke
<Cass> yes!
<MiST|X> ok
<MiST|X> but you have to start it
<Cass> fine
<Cass> knock knock
<MiST|X> who's there?
<Cass> ...
<Cass> i don't know
<Cass> annd apparently neither do you
<MiST|X> i don't know, annd apparently neither do you who?
<Cass> i don't think this is working
<MiST|X> i dont get it |
#304367* (?/48) ⚐Flag
<thebolt> I just moved to Taiwan ;)
<thebolt> i need to get business going
<thebolt> and right now i cannot leave the country
<thebolt> or rather, i can leave but not come back
<thebolt> haven't got my re-entry permit yet
<gevaerts> You're not thread-safe?Comment: #gsoc
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#301420* (?/48) ⚐Flag
<Burns> I don't think i would hate rosanne so much if it wasn't for her self-righteous arrogance
<Fred> that was random
<Burns> it's on the alter at the moment
<Fred> alter?
<Burns> yeah the one with the cable box
<Fred> o
<Burns> yeah sometimes we sacrifice popcorn to it |
#310562* (?/1) ⚐Flag
<tonyb486> from the street, you can see the door going to both the 1st floor and the ground floor
<fahadsadah> tonyb486: Is it ever beneficial to go between two points in the same building via the street?
<tonyb486> when its cold
<tonyb486> oh wait nvm |