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#301473* (?/51) ⚐Flag
<photosynthetica> Bucket, ellipsis quotes
<Bucket> <ellipsis> ftr: I wear glasses, there's no way I C#
* Bucket has quit (Quit: OHSHI--)
<scgtrp> ...
<scgtrp> bucket died O_o
<photosynthetica> Bucket! Nooooo!
<ellipsis> scgtrp: death by pun, rare, but possible |
#301309* (?/51) ⚐Flag
* NixPtr finds a name generator
<djmitche> NixPtr: what are you looking for?
<NixPtr> a new identity
<NixPtr> <- PovAddict
[...]
<verm__> oh, wtf don't change your nick
<NixPtr> verm__: was that wtf for me?
<verm__> yes
<verm__> changings nicks on irc is like getting a sexchange and not telling anyone |
#307057* (?/51) ⚐Flag
<Gyjf> asQuirreL did you hear about the neutrionos?
<asQuirreL> Gyjf: ...no
<Gyjf> :O
<Gyjf> they kinda slaped modern physics in the face
<Gyjf> and now noone knows what to belive
<Gyjf> masshysteria
<MainFrame> orly?
<Gyjf> ya
<Gyjf> just wait untill it reaches the masses, there will be riots and looting
<MainFrame> Do elaborate
<Gyjf> <Tau-neutrino> FUCK YO PHYSICS
<Gyjf> <Physics> D:
<MainFrame> Oh dear lord.
<Gyjf> Tau-neutrino slaps Physics in the face
<Gyjf> something along those lines
<MainFrame> I see.
<Gyjf> yeah apparently it got pissed at the photons
<Gyjf> and decided to fuck physics over by exceding the speed of light
<MainFrame> Gyjf: irl?
<Gyjf> -_-
<MainFrame> lol
<Gyjf> no in a fucking parralel universe
<Gyjf> yes, fucking IRL |
#311281* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<hobbes> You know what they say
<hobbes> You are what you eat
<Greth> That makes sense in a channel full of dicks and assholes. |
#311541* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<Lynndis> "prepubescent metalcore"
<Lynndis> that's a phrase for the ages
<Das_Cheese> :P
<Lynndis> It's like a fancier way of saying pedometal :P
<Das_Cheese> they're not pedos
<Das_Cheese> they're just little kids that never grew up
<Lynndis> pedo (well, paedo, to be accurate) refers to being prepubescent
<Lynndis> paedometal would be prepubescent metal
<Lynndis> If you want *paedophile* music, on the other hand
<Lynndis> We call that "country" around these parts |
#311323* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<+Covarr_Work> I intensely question the wisdom of beginning a sentence with "When Donald Trump makes anime real"
<+Covarr_Work> let's examine
<+Covarr_Work> is he going to summon an alien invasion led by monkeydudes with scouters?
<+Covarr_Work> is he going to destroy tokyo with a giant earthquake, and bring a bunch of random kids to a theme park prison where they fight each other to death?
<+Covarr_Work> is he going to add a new branch to the us military: the inner senshi
<+Covarr_Work> or maybe he'll adopt a little girl with green hair and adhd, and teach her all the wonders of life such as going to the beach, eating ice cream, assembling furniture, and different ways to play with a cardboard box |
#311521* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<Rjx> why are 12 year olds on reddit
<Rjx> they should get on irc and hang out with convicted sex offenders like a normal kid |
#302500* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<MasterCloudy> I should have Fini keep track of how many times I have smex >.>
<B-Rad> You don't need bots to track low numbers.
<MasterCloudy> Bradley I bet you my number is higher than yours =/
<B-Rad> 1 isn't a hard number to beat D< |
#302510* (?/19) ⚐Flag
Stranger: hi
You: wanna role play?
You: you can be the cleric
Stranger: what
You: and I'll be the warrior
You: come on
You: there is evil to slay
Stranger: ok
You: we have entered the dungeon
You: there is a kobold in front of us
You: it looks pissed |
#302605* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<vellu> Guten tag.
<vellu> Ohaiyou.
<king> on the wii, response time will be slow
<vellu> I acknowledge.
<vellu> *buzzscratchradiostatic*
<king> feel like having a visitor?
<vellu> You know what sucks? I keep asking when you're coming over, and the one day you can, I can't have any visitors (today is "spring cleaning day" for everyone in the house).
<vellu> Unless you wanna come over and help clean the house or something.
<king> i plan on trying to sneak out for a while
<king> crap
<vellu> Actually, it's not that dirty, I bet we all could get everything done in like 15 minutes while you're playing God of War on my bro's PS3.
<vellu> You'll at least be out of your house.
<vellu> With SOME peace and quiet for a bit.
<vellu> So if you still wanna come over.
<vellu> I doubt you'll be inconvenienced in the least.
<king> then why in the name of all things crazy did you make it sound like it was a no-go?
<vellu> Because I thought about what I said AFTER I said it.
<vellu> This is the key weakness of verbal or otherwise instant communication.
<king> lol
<vellu> Re: all things crazy, do ye worship Yog-Sothoth or something?
<vellu> If so, I am okay with this. |
#310444* (?/82) ⚐Flag
Suzuran: HEY SOC
Suzuran: WHAT DOES A CHINESE PIRATE SAY?
@soc: what
Suzuran: NOT MUCH, TOO BUSY FRYING PRANE
*** You were kicked from #touhou by soc (OH MY GOD) |
#299922* (?/64) ⚐Flag
<Flower_Killa> Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. |
#301135* (?/43) ⚐Flag
<AgentQ> SOCKO!
<LordSocky> Q!
* AgentQ forms the head.
* LordSocky forms the left leg.
<LordSocky> We seem to be a bit short-staffed, Q.
<Ebb|AFK> You're always short-staffed with Q.' |
#296956* (?/43) ⚐Flag
[ @jonathan ] C:\>baby
[ @jonathan ] Unspecified Error. Abort, Retry, Cancel?
[ Xerxes ] I've only slept with the 13 slovakians
[ @jonathan ] The correct answer was 'depressed arab emoticon eats baby', but OK.Comment: #mozor irc.mozor.net
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#309274* (?/43) ⚐Flag
BadSpoon: I pretend my moral compass likes to point south
BadSpoon: but it points so erectly north it hurts |
#306512* (?/43) ⚐Flag
<theY4Kman> So all year I heard a lot of bed noises from the room above me. I could only think, "good for him."
<theY4Kman> Today I found out he's forever alone.
<theY4Kman> :( |
#306402* (?/43) ⚐Flag
<jtannenbaum> facebook leaks memory like a fucking.. Alzheimer's patient |
#304890* (?/43) ⚐Flag
<+JudasIscariot> What does RTM stand for?? :noob:
<+phanboy4> Release to manufacturing
<+JudasIscariot> Ahh thanks
<+JudasIscariot> Brain fart here
<+DOSFreak> Ready To Model
<+JudasIscariot> Ready to Mate?
<+phanboy4> Really Too Much
<+JudasIscariot> Requires Too Much
<+phanboy4> Rapidly Translate Mandarin
<+DOSFreak> Rich Tranny Man
<+JudasIscariot> Release the Manboons!
<+Obs1d1an> Raging Teenager Masturbates
<+JudasIscariot> Really Trendy Men
<+Obs1d1an> Rupees To Michael
<+DOSFreak> Redneck Trucker Machine
<+greedz> rage the machine -.-
<+greedz> -against.
<+NamelessFragger> Rape Time Massacre?
<+Obs1d1an> Russki Tractor Month?
<+JudasIscariot> Red Tide Month?
<+NamelessFragger> I thought that was "Russki Tractor MOUTH"...
<+phanboy4> Rapidly Transmitted Mumps
<+NamelessFragger> ..."Tractor Mouth" sounds like a fellatio euphemism, doesn't it?
<+DOSFreak> heh
<+Obs1d1an> haha
<+JudasIscariot> Sounds like Meth Mouth
<+DOSFreak> Round' The Mountain
<+JudasIscariot> Rootin Tootin Man
<+phanboy4> Release The Manwhores
<+Obs1d1an> Red Thrust Monday
<+DOSFreak> Ruttin Transvestite Mounds
<+JudasIscariot> Ready the Mammaries!
<+NamelessFragger> Ride The Mammoth
<+DOSFreak> Rip The Marmot
<+JudasIscariot> Recruit the Many
<+NamelessFragger> Rip That Music?
<+Obs1d1an> Reached Thor's Mammaries
<+JudasIscariot> Rape The Monkey!
<+NamelessFragger> Reach Through Mediocrity
<+NamelessFragger> Ravaging Thrust Muscle |
#302157* (?/56) ⚐Flag
< jmworx> xiphmont: When asked what his daddy does for a living,
Alexandre just replied "he sits in front of his computer
doing nothing"
<@xiphmont> jmworx: ah, your wife got to him first.Comment: #vorbis
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#304336* (?/56) ⚐Flag
<~izzy84075> ...Y'know... It'd be interesting trying to get the power from a dyson sphere/ring down to Earth...
<%Oronar> rebut time
<%Oronar> Microwaves
<~izzy84075> Lot of power lost that way, I'd think. Although at that point you likely wouldn't care about that...
* ~izzy84075 was thinking of having the planet physically attached to the sphere/ring... Track on the sphere/ring, build a ring around the equator, massive ball bearing array...
* %Arias was thinking of pie
<~izzy84075> Think bigger!
* %Arias thinks of bigger pie |
#301402* (?/56) ⚐Flag
<Eelis> the only control flow operator that beats even goto is comefrom
<Kaedenn> what
<Kaedenn> how would that work
<Eelis> Kaedenn: { int x = 3; bla: x = 2; comefrom bla; cout << x; } would print 3
<Kaedenn> Eelis: I don't follow
<Nowak> Kaedenn: thats exacly the idea :PComment: freenode##c++
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#220802* (?/36) ⚐Flag
* ericjg (n=ericgoed@d-74-214-41-15.cpe.metrocast.net) has joined ##php
<ericjg> is there a help channel for php by any chance :-X
<cythrawll> ericjg, try ##php
<cythrawll> I warn you though a whole bunch of dumb fsckers in there |
#294602* (?/36) ⚐Flag
* reptilicus slaps guest68 around a bit with a large trout
* LordZeebmork slaps guest68 around a bit with a large trout
guest68 [~guest68@Rizon-378653C0.lv.lv.cox.net] has quit []
<+LordZeebmork> lmfao
<+mrscriblam> lol
<+LordZeebmork> allergic to fish, I guess |
#300692* (?/35) ⚐Flag
Dark Legacy says: "So instead of putting 30mm rounds in the back of the Goliath, you're filling it with lemonade?"
Spencer King says: *tryes a bite of zebra*
Dark Legacy says: "Absolutely, private. No soldier goes into a serious battle without 20 gallons of lemonade."
Dark Legacy says: "Sir, but you could fit 30,000 rounds of .."
Dark Legacy says: "Shut up private, now fill that tank with lemonade!"
Spencer King says: ROFL
Spencer King says: omg
Spencer King says: im crying with laughter
Spencer King says: LMFAO |
#211088* (?/35) ⚐Flag
[20:12] <Cziko> My cock is 14 cm. If I was black it'd be 24.Comment: #rollinpatrol Quakenet
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