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#309024* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<herpinthederp> Aaaand it's snowing like a moootherfucker out there
<herpinthederp> 3-6 inchesssss, yesssss
<GargajCNS> that's what she said
<aswethinkweis> id love 3-6 inches right about now
<pizpot> who
<aswethinkweis> of snow
<aswethinkweis> dammitComment: #imgurians
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#310417* (?/26) ⚐Flag
< austintrigue> my pin is 5 digits. no one ever guesses 5
< austintrigue> and one of my digits is the batman symbol |
#301295* (?/60) ⚐Flag
<qwequ777> i'm so glad i didn't tell my sister about ponies before we bought her laptop
<qwequ777> *ponies lol... i mean macs |
#303602* (?/60) ⚐Flag
*** now talking in #aeongen
<@CaptainJistuce> OHAYO WASABI ASL KTHX
<Taco_Hell> ...
<Taco_Hell> What?
<@CaptainJistuce> O-ha-yo wa-sa-bi aay-ess-ell kay-th-x |
#300982* (?/52) ⚐Flag
<AJ_Impy> Ahoy
<Fax> Avast
<jeek> Shiver me timbers.
<Fax> jeek: that's what SHE said.
<jeek> and then she blew you down just before you swabbed her poop deck?
<jeek> or did she walk your plank before you explored her Davy Jones's locker?
<AJ_Impy> She spliced his mainbrace.
<jeek> did you lose your harpoon in her briny deep?
<jeek> ugh
<jeek> brb, all this nautical talk has got me excited |
#307104* (?/44) ⚐Flag
<+macegr> i had a dream that i opened up a mailing tube and starting pulling out a long beard
<+macegr> and eventually realised it was osama bin laden's beard
<+macegr> the other end of the beard was attached to a fluid filled bag containing osama bin laden's brain
<+macegr> and i was about to try to hook his brain up to some artificial heart
<+macegr> then i woke upComment: #geekissues
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#306282* (?/44) ⚐Flag
<@Skrap> heh
<@Skrap> i remember the chatroom days'
<@Skrap> do chatrooms even exist anymore
<@freak> what do you think this is?
<@Skrap> ircComment: from irc.cyberarmy.net #compound
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#304160* (?/45) ⚐Flag
<PiratesEverythingGuy> What's the average airspeed velocity of a fully laden your mom?
<FAST6191> Urgh I saw that and my thoughts immediately jumped to calculating terminal velocity and how to bend the equations for a fat person |
#303448* (?/65) ⚐Flag
Scaramouche: Oh my god, Eclipse was so hilarious.
Scaramouche: Most of my time was spent yelling "EMOTE!" at the screen.
Scaramouche: EMOTE, DAMN YOU! EMOTE AN EMOTION!
lonestarnorth: OR AT LEAST AN EMOTICON
lonestarnorth: SAY "COLON RIGHT BRACKET"
lonestarnorth: SAY IT
lonestarnorth: "COLON LEFT BRACKET" IF THAT FIRST ONE IS TOO MUCH OF A STRETCH
lonestarnorth: YOU PALE MOODY FUCKS |
#306153* (?/57) ⚐Flag
partygirl1450981: If I roll onto my back, and lift up my legs, when I fart it sounds like a seal is barking
partygirl1450981: life is amazing |
#308422* (?/49) ⚐Flag
<Milenko> I mean, If he really IS Jesus Christ of Nazareth.. Then yes my comments were offensive.Comment: My new favorite IRC quote.
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#307084* (?/49) ⚐Flag
<Iggins> i got combat boots today
<Iggins> COMBAT BOOTS
<grivas> cool kenny
<grivas> you finally decided on a village person |
#301678* (?/49) ⚐Flag
(+HowardTheDuck) dok explain to me why people hate flooding
(+HowardTheDuck) i dont undstand why people hate that
(+dok) well you know how women sometimes blab on and on about stuff that just isn't relevantComment: #zomgwtfbbq @ irc.p2p-network.net
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#305210* (?/49) ⚐Flag
3:24:41 PM) dh: you know what sucks
(3:24:52 PM) dh: we have a pretty smart research department and sometimes they get stolen by the government
(3:24:59 PM) dh: and since i like hang out in blackhat ville
(3:25:01 PM) epitron: :(
(3:25:04 PM) dh: they are not allowed to talk to me
(3:25:07 PM) epitron: hahah
(3:25:07 PM) dh: after they get stolen by the gov
(3:25:16 PM) dh: which makes me sad
(3:25:18 PM) epitron: who steals them? the NSA?
(3:25:30 PM) dh: epitron: i plead the 5th
<nul> * FBI has joined the channel | <FBI> this is a quarantine | FBI sets mode: -oooo [all ops] | FBI sets mode: +m | * You have been banned from #cooking | * You have been G-Lined from EFNET | You have new email from: isp@isp.com RE: Internet service cancellation (shuts off in 30 seconds) | * Doorbell | * Phone rings | * Cell phone service: 0/5 bars | * Power shuts offComment: #cooking efnet
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#307434* (?/51) ⚐Flag
<@B1|Irssi> except does it windows?
<@B1|Irssi> ITS TIME FOR THE WORLDS MOST FAVORITEST GAME SHOW EVAR
<@B1|Irssi> DOES
<@B1|Irssi> IT
<@B1|Irssi> WINDOWS?
<@B1|Irssi> This week its our guest Mr. os.uname() from PYTHON
<@B1|Irssi> Will he be able to windows? Or will he fail and be sent home to his linux and unix junkies
<@B1|Irssi> TUNE IN TO FIND OUT! We'll be right back after this break |
#309728* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<jkfjedighj> Who's got some Duck Tales.
<Keevan> quack quack
<Keevan> the end |
#303738* (?/41) ⚐Flag
06:20 <thinso> I go to sleep 12 am last night.
06:20 <thinso> 3 am my brother calls me from across the world angry why I'm not in Skype more. At 3 am. Guess since I sent him email yesterday to send me some data on a project I'm helping him in school with.
06:21 <thinso> So I try to fall asleep for 90 mins, but I can't.
06:21 <thinso> I set 4 alarms to 3 hours later, shuffle my schedule, booze myself in attempt to sleep and go to bed
06:21 <thinso> 90 mins even later I go to sleep, that's now maybe 4-5 am.
06:21 <thinso> 6 am, gf wakes up.
06:22 <thinso> Closes the door, cat starts scratching on it to get out.
06:22 <thinso> I'm still trying to dream regardless.
06:22 <thinso> TV is turned on.
06:22 <thinso> Then gf walks in angry why I left the bathroom with no soap.
06:22 <thinso> I stop dreaming, get up, caffinate myself, revert my schedule, and return 4 alarms back to 6 am for tommowow.
06:24 <thinso> So, anyway, I'm going for soap now.. |
#299870* (?/41) ⚐Flag
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
<You> Hi there, please be a real person.
<Stranger> yes i am
<Stranger> are you real?
<You> that's just what abot would say
<Stranger> im no bot i promis
<You> Quick, what's 2+5
<You> quick
<You> quick
<You> quick
<Stranger> 8 i thikn
<You> BOT
<Stranger> NO
<Stranger> IM NOT
<You> Also 2+5 is 7
<You> So you're a moron
<Stranger> dislexic i though it was 3 and you where russing me
<Stranger> rushing*
<You> Dyslexic? that applies to numbers?
<Stranger> yes
<Stranger> it dose
<Stranger> so whats up
<You> Nothing.
<You> I'm old
<Stranger> who old?
<You> 26
<Stranger> thats not old
<Stranger> now 62 thats old
<You> Do you like gods or cats
<Stranger> gods lol
<You> Like Jesus?
<Stranger> yeah
<You> jesus doesn't like homos
<Stranger> but im not a homo
<You> But you said you like Jesus
<Stranger> as a friend
<You> Jesus doesn't want a friend. He wants your soul
<Stranger> he can have it
<You> Then you will be soulless.
<Stranger> well ill know its in good hands
<You> Jesus has holes in his hands
<You> Your soul will fall right out.
<You> YOu might want someone else to keep ahold of your soul
<Stranger> not if he puts it in his soul bag or if he has gloves on
<You> Jesus doesn't have a soul bag
<Stranger> yes he dose and he dosnt like ZOMBIES
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<You> He is a zombie. He rose from teh dead
<You> he wants to eat your brains and grab your soul
<Stranger> your wierd
<You> You're weird.
<You> I'm unique.
<Stranger> good argument
<Stranger> M or F
<You> I am the stronger of the sexes.
<Stranger> so your a woman
<You> wrong
<You> women are the weaker sex
<Stranger> so your a man
<You> Yes
<You> I can totally lift more weight than a woman.
<Stranger> i though you might be some mutant fused to your computer
<You> A cyborg?
<You> This would be more fun if you were not as young as I think you are
<Stranger> not really cyborg but just some creature that was melted onto an AI machine
<You> Otherwise it's like fighting a midget. It's not fair
<Stranger> one sec ill send you a pic of what i ment
<You> No gay porn please.
<Stranger> its not i sware
<Stranger> [url removed, img of mutant from Fallout PC game]
<Stranger> something like that
<Stranger> and when the world went into a nuclear fallout
<You> So how old are you?
<Stranger> you would try to rule the world with a mutant army
<Stranger> 18
<You> you sound like 15
<Stranger> physicly im 18 mentaly im only 15
<You> Ah I see
<You> So you have 3 more years of high school then right?
<Stranger> acclualy im in my senior year Im only 15 Mentaly
<You> Well you shouldn't be able to graduate then
<You> You shouldn't have a drivers license either
<Stranger> well i do and i willl
<You> Do you have a girlfriend
<Stranger> did she cheated one me though
<You> There is no justice in this world.
<Stranger> true
<You> Why'd she cheat on you
<Stranger> she never told me
<You> How'd you find out then?
<Stranger> when i found her making out with another guy
<You> Were you following her?
<You> Sneaking around
<Stranger> no i pulled up to her drive way because she wouldnt return my call to see what was up
<You> And you went in thru the window?
<You> Or was she in the driveway already
<Stranger> she was on the front porch
<You> did you say something to her
<You> You're supposed to beat up the guy when this happens
<Stranger> i just said fuck it because i told her, hey i dont care if you cheat on me just let me know
<You> Right on
<Stranger> yeah well i has to go
<You> Alright
<You> 2+5=8
Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
#298578* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<FuzzyPlushroom> what'd we decide the video chipset was?
<FuzzyPlushroom> oh right
<FuzzyPlushroom> the something-go
<Oddlot> Geforce4 440 Go 64M
<FuzzyPlushroom> lol.
<FuzzyPlushroom> 'k.
<FuzzyPlushroom> wait, an Athlon 64 with a GeForce 440?
<FuzzyPlushroom> icallbs
<Oddlot> Yup.
<Oddlot> I'm sitting right next to it.
<FuzzyPlushroom> NVidia™ GeForce™4 Go MX 440, with Hey Bill I Found A Whole Pallet Of These Chipsets Do You Think We Can Stick 'Em In That New Sixty-Four-Bit Athlon Laptop Until Nvidia Get Off Their Ass And Send Us Some Sixty-One Hundreds TechnologyComment: #socketaplus, freenode
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#274063* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<Splinton> you know that joke about refusing to eat eggs due to them technically being chicken abortions?
<Emma> I do now. Ew.
<Splinton> well i'd been giving it some thought
<Emma> Oh crap, this is going to be bad.
<Splinton> when you give a blowjob, you're technically eating MILLIONS of unborn babies!
<Emma> ...You have just ruined blowjobs for me. Enjoy your hand.
<Splinton> FUCK! |
#309718* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<Mithorium> not sure it would be worth commuting half planet to get pooped on my MIT
<Orez> Mithorium: MIT likes having their victims delivered to them to be pooped on
<Mithorium> if MIT sponsors me
<Mithorium> then I'll gladly let them poop on me
<Mithorium> figuratively
<Orez> so you're THAT kind of guy
<Orez> i gotcha.
<Mithorium> add 3 or 4 zeroes and I'll let them do it literally
<Orez> haha
<Mithorium> to the back of the number
<Mithorium> as opposed to the front
<Orez> important distinction
<Mithorium> where n != 0
<Mithorium> unsigned int n
<Orez> 9.5
<Orez> oh
<Mithorium> on a system where sizeof(int) == sizeof(long int)
<Mithorium> also n < UINT_MAX/10000
<Mithorium> so many important distinctions
<Orez> that'd be just like MIT
<Orez> to force an overflow |
#305649* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<@mehx> I just saw this comment and
fucking died
<@mehx> "That screeching is actually
Steve Jobs soul trying to escape
from. your Macbook"Comment: Steve Jobs Deathwatch Feb 2011
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#309452* (?/33) ⚐Flag
< Frostypants> !spank BronzeEagle
< elanore> Error: "spank" is not a valid command.
< Frostypants> !smooch BronzeEagle
< elanore> Error: "smooch" is not a valid command.
< BronzeEagle> alt+8
< Frostypants> !savemefrom BronzeEagle
< elanore> You've given me 5 invalid commands within the last minute; I'm now ignoring you for 10 minutes.
< Freeyorp> Denied.
< Frostypants> I see elanore is mathematically impaired
* Frostypants wonders what "10 minutes" means to elanore
< Freeyorp> She was just that mad with you.
< Frostypants> oh, right. She's female.
< Frostypants> Well, I'm used to that, then.Comment: #themanaworld
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#309456* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<thetruthisoutthe> what does MF2 stand for ?
<thetruthisoutthe> 0xAB, 0x83 MF2 keyboard
<graphitemaster> MF2 = Mother fucker x2
<thetruthisoutthe> yeah i was thinking about that too :)
<shikhin> :D
<thetruthisoutthe> ID? it is a motherfucking keyboard you
<graphitemaster> the 2 could be short for PS2 :P
<graphitemaster> so, "it's a mother fucking ps2 keyboard"
<thetruthisoutthe> yeah
<thetruthisoutthe> glad we figured this outComment: #osdev freenode
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#306458* (?/33) ⚐Flag
<pat> i almost blew my eardrum today
<kate> OMG. how???
<pat> you know how it says on qtips "do not use to clean out ears"?
<kate>yeah?
<pat>HEED THAT WARNING |