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#300959* (?/58) ⚐Flag
nazghul: Ergo, my ego is massive.
nazghul: And you shouldn't stroke it.
nazghul: It might explode.
vampyric_vixen: But what if I want to stroke it?
nazghul: It gets bigger to the point where it explodes.
vampyric_vixen: And once it explodes? Is it just messy? Does anybody get hurt?
nazghul: If anyone is in the vicinity, they'll get hurt.
vampyric_vixen: Ok then. I guess I'd better restrain myself.
vampyric_vixen: It's going to be tough though.
nazghul: I bet. My ego likes to be stroked.
nazghul: Sometimes if no one else does it, I do it.
nazghul: Kylie likes to stroke my ego too.
vampyric_vixen: Really?
nazghul: All the time.
vampyric_vixen: Good to know.
nazghul: Kylie likes to stroke a lot of people's egos.
nazghul: You could say it's her profession.
nazghul: Because she is a
nazghul: MOTIVATIONAL SPECIALIST |
#300553* (?/58) ⚐Flag
<pheand> I'm nice! I'm so nice! I don't inspire fear! I'm nice! How can nice people inspire fear!
<pheand> and if you disagree with me I will fuckin rape your eye sockets |
#301496* (?/50) ⚐Flag
<Burningmace> there is only one creation of man that surpasses nature in wonder
<Burningmace> waffles
<Day-Man> I thought you were going to say the pill. |
#301579* (?/50) ⚐Flag
< Ashley> the spam said it would tell me why I was fat.
< Ashley> Small part of me was hoping the site would have a massive pie on it |
#304526* (?/50) ⚐Flag
<Bryan> I think somethings wrong with me
<Allie> What?
<Bryan> Well, two reasons.
<Bryan> 1. I just tried to lick my nipples.
<Bryan> And 2. I was disappointed that i couldn't. |
#301698* (?/74) ⚐Flag
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: No, I don't know sign language.
Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
#304387* (?/66) ⚐Flag
* Aylissan sighs
* Melanie looks at Liss
* Aylissan looks at Mel
* Lorimarko looks... AWESOME. |
#304959* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<lazydancer> every day spaceghost googles every piece of software he uses to make sure he has the crispest most knife-edge devel version compile possible, he spends the other hour using his software |
#205433* (?/39) ⚐Flag
< bbot> suspending the eee kills any ssh connections
< bbot> for some reason
<&FaKeShAdOw> suspend it in the air with your mind powers
< Charredhusk> suspending does that normally if I'm not totally off
< bbot> sarcasm doesn't work very well over irc
< bbot> for some reason
<&FaKeShAdOw> yes it does
<&p0nb1k1> o rly
< Charredhusk> bbot: prolly just my brain slugging at less than one mile an hour
<&Abdiel> no he's right, without the sarcastic tone it's hard to tell if someone's being sarcastic unless you know them decently
< bbot> Abdiel: Really?
<&Abdiel> ya rly
<&Abdiel> oh wait
<&Abdiel> ....
< bbot> nice |
#209847* (?/39) ⚐Flag
Frowardd: "the first time you do something it's science, the second time, it's engineering, the third time, you're just a technician"
Frowardd: I am a scientist.
Frowardd: And I live, by science alone.
Jed: but a technician in buttsex, am I rite
Xearo: ahahaha |
#300327* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<Sim> my brit lit 2 prof was a gay man that wrote gay vampie novels about gay vampires wanting to have gay relations with Jesus
<Sim> in places that were phonetically similar to my university
<Sim> like Alfonso dining hall became Alfonso court or something |
#307719* (?/39) ⚐Flag
[Leftie] For some reason i thought it'd be cool to drink sweetcorn from the can
[Leftie] forgot sweetcorn cans have liquid in them
[Leftie] THE LIQUID IS DISGUSTING
[Leftie] AND ALL OVER MY HANDS
[Leftie] ITS STICKY AS FUCK AND WON'T COME OFF D: |
#309977* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<juice> hurrr: I wrote you a haiku
<juice> would you like to hear it
<hurrr> yes
<juice> u fkin wot m8?
<juice> ill hook you in the gabber
<juice> i swer on mi mum
<juice> by juice age 22 |
#269448* (?/40) ⚐Flag
<Rius> My mom grounded me for being gay. |
#300007* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<MattyLove91> It's a <i>Saturday</i>
<KeepWaiting> Is it an italic saturday?
<MattyLove91> YES
<KeepWaiting> OH DEAR GOD |
#297872* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<Wizzup> R0b0t1: ogodwtf
<R0b0t1> Get anywhere with that chick?
<Wizzup> I just send a girl a :x smiley
<Wizzup> But I wanted to exit vim
<Wizzup> She thought I call her nasty (:x like holding in puke)
<R0b0t1> /facepalm
<Wizzup> !
<Wizzup> Almost able to sex her. :< |
#302977* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<eMb> ass grass
<Knifa> that sounds like a shitty strain of weed
<eMb> smoking it will make you feel bummed out |
#311476* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<JFK911> try this out sometime
<JFK911> the propane regulator fits on an acetylene bottle
<JFK911> this should make everything just work better |
#309624* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<rez_> vcxprok
<rez_> (wri
<rez_> wrong channel
<rez_> huhu
<GargajCNS> ...
<GargajCNS> what's the RIGHT channel for that?
<GargajCNS> #klingon? |
#300764* (?/79) ⚐Flag
<+s0urc3> NUCLEARDOG RESPOND
< NuclearDog> THIS IS NUCLEARDOG ACTUAL. GO AHEAD. |
#304943* (?/55) ⚐Flag
<pronto> i like my women how i like my filesystems ... FAT and 16 |
#301864* (?/55) ⚐Flag
ham I'd like to go and buy some beer for my last hurrah, but the car's still buried under snow and malice
stabs u know what happens when u drink
ham I end up banging fat chicks like you |
#300566* (?/47) ⚐Flag
Ultimusmagus: wife aggroed, gonna log for a bit
Altrimen: oh try diplomacy
Ultimusmagus: doesn't work when she's in rage lol
Altrimen: well good luck soloing that xD
Ultimusmagus: I need a tower shield with DR 100
Wardenshield: would DR69 work?Comment: D&D Online ingame chat:
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#307997* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<grdunn> The publishing industry is about to learn the lesson that the music industry learned, except at 10x the bandwidth, and half the file size.Comment: Derp, dorked up the formatting on the previous version...
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#306117* (?/47) ⚐Flag
(sHATNER): kate middleton can reign over me any day
(HeX^): lol
(HeX^): fuck yeah
(HeX^): QILF
(HeX^): <3Comment: srp
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