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#306246* (?/47) ⚐Flag
<SaberUK> the youtube history playlist is scary.... i do not remember watching "Dancing man wearing a horse mask cooks wild mushrooms." |
#309027* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<+sq> also my mouse is dying and i am sad
<Synapse> D:
<Synapse> give it cheese
<Synapse> don't let it die D:
<Synapse> and water! D:
<Synapse> take it to a vet
<Synapse> there's emergency after hours clinics if you call
<Synapse> and it's seriously like dying right now
<+sq> i mean
<+sq> computer mouse
<+sq> lol
<Synapse> oh
<+sq> i dont think my g400 would appreciate cheese/water
<Synapse> ...
<Synapse> give it cheese! D: |
#308586* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<Daniel> I was talking to my mom about the Linux kernel and she made a joke about chicken. |
#309781* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<@Taryn> if the real world worked like Zelda, the most lucrative job would be mowing lawns. |
#308092* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<dupe> she might change her mind completely after the baby's porn
<dupe> i mean born |
#307347* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<Jello> roast chicken omg!
<Jello> The skin is taut and caramel colored, like your sister.
<Duke> ... you're rather weird, dear.
<Jello> And it's a thing of beauty.
<Jello> The meat is tender and moist, also like your sister |
#307325* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<lazyalt> hi warpy
<`WarpKat> hai!
<lazyalt> greetings from Israel
<`WarpKat> Israel?
<`WarpKat> wtf you doing in Israel? making a new house somewhere?
<lazyalt> something like that
<`WarpKat> lol
<lazyalt> loooking at all these fine israeli women
<lazyalt> the sound on this TV is all screwed up. it sounds like everyone is choking on something
<`WarpKat> dude - that's just how they speak out there
<lazyalt> oh
<lazyalt> shows you what I know |
#306008* (?/36) ⚐Flag
RuyDuck> boy am I in a bad mood.
RuyDuck> I think I need to go get a six pack and chill out.
ChoHag> Or a shooter.
CrazyLion> Bah. Alcohol solves nothing!
ChoHag> It solves sobriety. |
#310080* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<jrvc> kerin, How'd you know I was coming?
<kerin> Von made a crack about cryptocurrency
<jrvc> That was actually a complete coincidence.
<jrvc> I have a fucking crypto-sense
<kerin> nevertheless, the correlation between cryptocurrency mentions and you appearing in channel actually exceeds 100%.
<jrvc> By complete chance, whenever somebody mentions cryptocurrency, I show up
<jrvc> What the fuck kind of superpower is this?
<jrvc> kerin, What
<jrvc> How could it exceed 100%
<kerin> it's arguably better than my superpower
<jrvc> What's your superpower, repelling women?
<jrvc> OH WAIT NO THAT'S MY OTHER ONE
<jrvc> HA HA
<jrvc> HA
* jrvc sobs
<kerin> ...said the cryptocurrency n-
<kerin> well fine
<kerin> steal my obvious joke. |
#306361* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<addihockey10> I have something to ask you, don't take this the wrong way though :)
<Dragonfly6-7> go ahead
<addihockey10> would you be interested in a new cosmetics company I'm helping out with? We make organic cosmetics - the way it was supposed to be :)
<addihockey10> I thought since I kinda know you you'd might be interested?
<Dragonfly6-7> how could I *not* take that the wrong way?
<addihockey10> We have a new shampoo and conditioners line coming out on Monday
<Dragonfly6-7> What makes you think I have hair?
<addihockey10> I have no idea. But we do have head wax :)
<Dragonfly6-7> What makes you think I have a head? |
#220635* (?/36) ⚐Flag
< Pieter> is it true that 1 serving of spaghetti is the size of a 10c coin?
< Hellblazer> lol Pieter - did u make it out of an instant packet?
< Pieter> no?
< Pieter> im cooking it
< Pieter> well yeh
< Pieter> i spose it is
< Pieter> its normal spaghetti, i didnt make it from fresh :/
< Sandra> lol doubt dat pieter i mean they also say that one spoon fool is all u get wen u have ur period and thats a fkn lie
< Sandra> lol u get like 1000000 thousand buckets full
< Pieter> Sandra: fuck woman!
< Pieter> Sandra: im cooking spaghetti here and you're talkin about ya freekin rags!
< Sandra> :P gosh i feel good |
#252286* (?/36) ⚐Flag
< Cast> Hahahaha holy shit i cant stop laughing, one of my kids just told me he couldnt write anymore cuz his pencil went oom. |
#295022* (?/36) ⚐Flag
< r3in> A freind of mine just bought his first quarter pound
< r3in> I asked him how much he paid for it, and he told me 1100$
< r3in> I just rolled my eyes an walked away, in the background i could hear him yelling, "wait, what did i do wrong?"
<@swight_> that's an expensive hamburgerComment: #geekissues EFNet
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#294357* (?/36) ⚐Flag
< NotADJ> tonyb486: hdb: irq timeout: status=0xc0 {busy}
< NotADJ> ide: failed opcode was unknown
< tonyb486> NotADJ: RUN!!
< tonyb486> ITS GONNA BLOW
< NotADJ> end_request: I/O Error!
< tonyb486> Its too late, the explosion is imminent.
< tonyb486> Repent sins. |
#303412* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<@DigDug> ugh
<@DigDug> fucking symfony, how does it work??
<@Rjx> DigDug: it doesn't
<@Rjx> frameworks go against the spirit of php
<@Rjx> which is just to write whatever the hell you want with no explanation or reasoningComment: #geekissues
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#300413* (?/37) ⚐Flag
sUbLiMeGB: facebook just suggested that i poke your mom |
#301913* (?/68) ⚐Flag
<@gunzipgirl> a client has just informed me that his wife has terminal cancer.
<@segin> gunzipgirl: beats having server cancerComment: #lfs:1 on irc.otherworlders.org
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#303140* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<eagles0513875> from what im hearing in the java channel on here
<eagles0513875> jdbc is better then using odbc
<eagles0513875> ill let you know how i fair with it
<eagles0513875> with a bunch of swearing
* ToreadorVampire gets the swear-jar
<ToreadorVampire> Wait, would that be swear.jar? |
#108072* (?/25) ⚐Flag
[*map/map_cn3_g22_mordy.txt||10||r||1|| @]Comment: [*map/map_cn3_g22_mordy.txt||10||r||1|| @]
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#189293* (?/25) ⚐Flag
dimas cheap hotel b bs in london mohdecComment: dimas cheap hotel b bs in london mohdec
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#300429* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<+GaidinBDJ> The epitath shows a lack of understanding of the word "die"
<+GaidinBDJ> I'd want something like "I'm dead, and hopefully people remember me. If not they will on September 19th, 2280"
<+GaidinBDJ> That might get me on Wikipedia.Comment: #fark
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#299909* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<CompWiz> and therefore, water is wet.
<BlueFusion> not as wet as your mum
<CompWiz> left THAT wide open.
<BlueFusion> like your mum
<CompWiz> shit.
<BlueFusion> hahaahahaa
* CompWiz has no comebacks.Comment: #laserchat irc.ecnet.org
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#297873* (?/25) ⚐Flag
***Mekoryuk uses VI.
***keb uses EMACS
***Mekoryuk frowns at keb.
Mekoryuk: I'm sorry, that's it.
Mekoryuk: This relationship is over! |
#296030* (?/25) ⚐Flag
<Yuri> Who wants to do my Probabilty labs? :p
<Yuri> p(y) = (y-1) Cr (r-1) p^2 * (1-p)^(y-r)
<EvilNekoSpork> arrrrgh math make it die
<EvilNekoSpork> I'm envious of Rene Descartes for a) having awesome hair; b) actually understanding that shit.
<Yuri> It's crazy shit, that's for sure. And this is probability theory. So this is more along the continuous mathematics. Discrete math is where the really evil stuff is. :p
<Indogutsu> ...yeah, I hated those biographical infoboxes in math textbooks. The people who discovered these formulas always had those smug smiles on their faces.
<YelseyKing> ...and there's not even any particularly compelling reason to learn that kind of thing... =P
<Indogutsu> Unless you're at a weird restaurant where the tip is usually p(y)% of your total.
<EvilNekoSpork> Ow. There's a scary thought. |
#309041* (?/25) ⚐Flag
* UnknownGhostSayingBoo has joined
<UnknownGhostSayingBoo> boo!
* Bentley used SILPH SCOPE
* UnknownGhostSayingBoo is now known as Grovajl |