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#309400* (?/14) ⚐Flag
phlux │ Copper = Chihuahua mixed with Jack Russel Terrier. Penny = Labrador mixed with Dachshund
phlux │ The father was the Dachshund.
phlux │ That's INSANE
phlux │ There's some dachshund walking around Houston right now with his chest poked out
Blake │ ha
phlux │ "Guys: I fucked a giant."
Blake │ I would have liked to have seen that |
#310479* (?/14) ⚐Flag
7Grid| r3n4z: u know python?
Mr.Fishy: no
Mr.Fishy: its the language of the devil
7Grid| r3n4z: wow
7Grid| r3n4z: what do u worship then
7Grid| r3n4z: C#?
Mr.Fishy: C++ is the work of god. There is also the saint ruby who walks the true path of the OOP
7Grid| r3n4z: saint ruby? I never learn about hert
Mr.Fishy: Ruby is a strong and powerful saint. mostly used in service scripting and data management.
Mr.Fishy: She is the saint of organization and empowerment.
7Grid| r3n4z: wow
7Grid| r3n4z: such holiness
Mr.Fishy: Saint Javascript is the saint of communication. Javascript shows everyone the true way to create websites. Combining saint javascripts teachings with saint ruby's teachings is what is called the 8 fold path of web server enlightenment.
Mr.Fishy: the Roman governor Python Pilate is nothing less than the devil himself. Tempting young developers with promises that it can do everything when really it can't do anything. Offering ease of use for the developer but providing no benefits at all for the usage after it's written. |
#310834* (?/8) ⚐Flag
<DML> I just got out of dealing with a furry separatist on e-mail, and that's why it's peeving me
<Lots42> I fear to ask what seperatist means in this context
<rJak> Shaved. |
#310851* (?/8) ⚐Flag
<tieboy> how's things, agent? Kid all growed up yet?
<Agent_Orange> yup. he's sleeping outside now that the weather's good, and the dog's don't hardly bother him none at all
<tieboy> Did you ever have the impulse to sell him on the black market? Be honest.
<Agent_Orange> sell him? no, no no.
<Agent_Orange> lock him in a box for a few hours so I can get a break, sure. |
#310858* (?/8) ⚐Flag
<spinn> blind date is /really/ tough to watch
<DML> spinn: Blind date?
<DML> Yah, that's a pain
<DML> But I'm drawn to it, somehow... I mean, I'm fascinated that people can give such a damn about other peoples' non-relationships
<DML> Idiots, looking at peoples' cheap facades and an announcer trying to cutely unveil them in the shallowest way possible
<DML> But, in reality, he's reinforcing the facade, and the bourgeois concept of the "date"... where would we know what a date should be like if it weren't for television?
<spinn> I like the pretty dresses the girls wear |
#311406* (?/8) ⚐Flag
Optical Disc: My parents just went to a Korean restaurant and asked the guy to not give them any rice because they're on a no carb diet
Optical Disc: I can't go out with these people
Zinon: Bruh...
Optical Disc: They took my rice too
Zinon: Why?!
Optical Disc: because I'm with them I guess
Zinon: That makes no damn sense
Optical Disc: I'm having eel over fucking lettuce because my parents are weird
Zinon: That's nasty..
Jeremy: Ew |
#302443* (?/8) ⚐Flag
<Tera`> Quick
<Tera`> I need an excuse
<Tera`> The missus wants me to go over, but I want to play BC2.
<DJBrowny> blame warhead
<DJBrowny> inform her there is something wrong on the internet?
<DJBrowny> its your duty to fix it
<Tera`> OH DEAR GOD YOU ARE RIGHT!
<A1ias> hahaha
<Tera`> Shit, she's calling
<Tera`> Tempted to say family death. |
#302320* (?/8) ⚐Flag
<Oddlot> Fuzzy
<Oddlot> I've got a bud light
<Oddlot> I just grabbed it
<Oddlot> I don't know why.
<Oddlot> But I'm gonna' drink it.
<Oddlot> After I take a couple more hits
* Valtieri sighs
<Oddlot> This will be my only beer
<Oddlot> I'm not that stupid
<Valtieri> That's not a beer
<Oddlot> This will be my only drink of piss |
#305350* (?/61) ⚐Flag
* Sonny (x@x.com) has joined #nexus
<Sonny> Oh hey, didn't see you there
<Sonny> Guess what I just did
<Sonny> Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
<Sonny> I JUST HAD SEX
<Sonny> AND IT FELT SO GOOD
<Sonny> A WOMAN LET ME PUT MY PENIS INSIDE OF HER
<Sonny> To be honest I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
<Sonny> Doesn't really make sense, but man screw it
<Sonny> I ain't one to argue with a good thing
<Sonny> She could be my wife. That good. The best 30 seconds of my life
* Sonny (x@x.com) has left #nexus |
#304419* (?/54) ⚐Flag
<@Sebas> Heh, Paul the octopus died.
<@Sebas> Bet he didn't see that coming. |
#301870* (?/53) ⚐Flag
< wombat> what is the aussie dollar at again?
< drunkill> 80c ish
< drunkill> 75 maybe
< CouponWizard> A$1.00 |
#304902* (?/42) ⚐Flag
1292131195 <mrXIII> !prb XIII being white
1292131196 <Tentobot> Probability of XIII being white: 2%
1292131227 <mrXIII> !prb XIII being a nigga
1292131228 <Tentobot> Probability of XIII being a nigga: 98%
1292131236 <D_Trucks> holy fuck IT MATCHES |
#304188* (?/42) ⚐Flag
(+kickass) I like svn but whatever
(+kickass) source control is source control
(+kickass) its like a condom, as long as it works, you're good. otherwise, you're fucked. |
#303161* (?/42) ⚐Flag
< nathan> tonyb: the next force to be tested is a steamloller
< Dvyjones> nathan: Damn you.
< Dvyjones> nathan: Now I will never be able to say "steamlollers" anymore.
< nathan> Dvyjones: why?
< Dvyjones> nathan: Because you said steamlollers twice, and now I'm typing that instead of steamlollers.
< tonyb> Typing what instead of it?
< Dvyjones> tonyb: Steamlollers.
< tonyb> Dvyjones: Instead of what?
< Dvyjones> tonyb: Steamlollers.Comment: (he meant steamlollers. wait, DAMN)
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#305844* (?/42) ⚐Flag
<rabureta> apparently there's a mod called furblivion that makes everything in oblivion furry. I'm almost tempted to download it just to finally have an excuse to murder everyone. |
#307877* (?/42) ⚐Flag
An Irishman walks out of a bar
The bar goes bankrupt |
#305928* (?/42) ⚐Flag
>GT<Crais: and why is the movie called Sucker Punch?
Matija: because you feel suckerpunched by the end of the movie
Matija: other than that, I can't see why |
#307523* (?/42) ⚐Flag
<amxtrash> if i were super rich, i'd buy a bugatti and add a turbo, just to brag
<amxtrash> because i'm superficial
<amxtrash> i wouldn't even install it, i'd just place it under the bonnet
<amxtrash> or on the passenger seat
<Spraj> it has 4 already
<amxtrash> yeah, but mine has five |
#310010* (?/42) ⚐Flag
* muxdemux hands AaronBallman a refreshing beverage
<@muxdemux> to your health!
<@AaronBallman> oooh, refreshing!
* AaronBallman huzzahs
* muxdemux waits for secret ingredient to take effect
* AaronBallman huzzerps
* AaronBallman falls over, snoring
* muxdemux takes AaronBallman's wallet
* muxdemux wonders why its full of sunflower seeds and bottle caps |
#301227* (?/42) ⚐Flag
fleebailey33: I love the smell of freshly opened verbatim DVD's in the morningComment: #mac freenode
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#301048* (?/42) ⚐Flag
[RaphsGirl] Hey... that's ironic... Robert Downey Jr released an album in 2004 called The Futurist.... Iron Man is considered to be a futurist....
<~tylo> that's not irony
[RaphsGirl] Coincidence?
<+dlong> One of these days, "coincidental" will become an acceptable definition of "ironic"
<+dlong> And then all the pedantic grammar nazis will have to sit at home and sob. |
#300733* (?/42) ⚐Flag
<GothLoliTavi> OH SNAP
<GothLoliTavi> Evony got burned. XD
<Tilus> oh?
<Tilus> what happened?
<GothLoliTavi> So, we're all familiar with their advertising scheme.
<GothLoliTavi> Alteil, which is some kind of MtG/tactical weirdness thing:?
<GothLoliTavi> Has started coming out with advertisements of its own Hot Girls...
<GothLoliTavi> With the accompanying text of:
<GothLoliTavi> She is actually in our game, My Lord |
#300714* (?/42) ⚐Flag
<DrtySOUTH> On a whim, I bought a DiGiorno flatbread melt.
<DrtySOUTH> Man, this has to be the worst case of "not looking like what's on the package" I've ever seen.
<Indogutsu> ...ouch. Yeah, frozen foods can be a gamble sometimes.
<DrtySOUTH> Indogutsu: yep. Looks like someone melted red and yellow crayons on a piece of siding.
<YelseyKing> Yummy. =P |
#297177* (?/42) ⚐Flag
=-= YOU are now known as Fax_Nye_the_SCIENCE_Guy
<Shadowmare> >>
<Shadowmare> <<
<Fax_Nye_the_SCIENCE_Guy > SCIENCE!
<Shadowmare> GET HIM!!!!
* Fax_Nye_the_SCIENCE_Guy runs
<Ryden> that guy's nuts! grab him!
<Fax_Nye_the_SCIENCE_Guy> LEAVE MY NUTS ALONE
<Ryden> ...
* Ryden meant crazy
<Fax_Nye_the_SCIENCE_Guy> oh
<Fax_Nye_the_SCIENCE_Guy> yeah, I could've told you that |
#295327* (?/42) ⚐Flag
<Biff> man i can't wait to go home and eat
<Biff> i'm a starving ethiopian right now
<Biff> minus the aids |