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#301906* (?/59) ⚐Flag
Firas: i wish there was a metaphysical var_dump() funciton in real life.
Firas: so just as you got into an argument with a girlfriend, you’d be like:
Firas: var_dump($her_mind); exit()
<Robert> var_dump($girlfriend['emotions']);
<Robert> yeah
<Robert> I need an rgrep. room grep.
<Robert> rgrep wallet
<Firas> you know what would be better than var_dump($girlfriend['emotions'])?
<Firas> unset...
<Firas> unset($random_girl_at_party['inhibitions'])
<Robert> that is an alias for $bartender->send(‘beer’, $random_girl_at_party); |
#307749* (?/59) ⚐Flag
<@Poper> MY POO HOLE NEEDS TO EJACULATE HOT FECES, BRB
<@Poper> caps was accidental, yet perfect. |
#311475* (?/50) ⚐Flag
<Kawa> $8ball Is GreyMario a miserable sack of shit?
<Cynthia> Kawa: it is certain.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Are you rigged to give "affirmative" answers 90% of the time?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: signs point to no.
<GreyMaria> ...
<Kawa> This is truth.
<Nicole> lol
<GreyMaria> $8ball So it's a fair chance?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: it is a mystery.
<GreyMaria> $8ball So what you're telling me is you're just a prick, right?
<Kawa> :D
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: ask again later.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Do you ENJOY proving my points with dismissive remarks?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: what if it isn't?
<Kawa> XD
<z-byte> $8ball Does life despise GreyMaria?
<Cynthia> z-byte: signs point to yes.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Was that a dismissive remark?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: concentrate and ask again.
<GreyMaria> ...
* GreyMaria turns Cynthia upside down
<GreyMaria> $8ball What about Kawa? Do you hate him?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: it is a mystery.
<GreyMaria> $8ball Are you TRYING to piss me off?
<GreyMaria> ...
<GreyMaria> $8ball Well?
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: my reply is -- ooh, shiny!
* GreyMaria facepalms
<GreyMaria> Fuck it.
* GreyMaria flops on a pile of gold coins
<GreyMaria> ...
<GreyMaria> $8ball This is pyrite formed into coin shapes, isn't it.
<Cynthia> GreyMaria: you may rely on it.
<GreyMaria> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
<Kawa> XD
<z-byte> $8ball Do people immediately dismiss GreyMaria as bullshit?
<Cynthia> z-byte: yes.
<GreyMaria> I have never seen an 8-ball with such a fucking attitude. |
#307871* (?/48) ⚐Flag
<o11c> The problem with TCP jokes is that if you don't get them, I'll be up all night trying to make sure you do.
-!- Frost is away: Gone fishing.
<o11c> The problem with TCP jokes is that if you don't get them, I'll be up all night trying to make sure you do.
-!- Frost is away: Gone fishing.
<o11c> The problem with TCP jokes is that if you don't get them, I'll be up all night trying to make sure you do.
-!- Frost is away: Gone fishing.
<o11c> The problem with TCP jokes is that if you don't get them, I'll be up all night trying to make sure you do.
-!- Frost is away: Gone fishing.
<o11c> The problem with TCP jokes is that if you don't get them, I'll be up all night trying to make sure you do.
-!- Frost is away: Gone fishing.
<o11c> The problem with TCP jokes is that if you don't get them, I'll be up all night trying to make sure you do.
-!- Frost is away: Gone fishing.
<o11c> ... or maybe I'll just time out.
-!- Frost is away: Gone fishing.
<Frost> LMAO
<Frost> Time To Live exceeded there? :D
<o11c> I thought TTL is for a single packet?
-!- Frost is away: Gone fishing.
<Frost> well, yeah, it is per packet. :)
<o11c> anyway, I was wondering if I should consider your /away message like a TCP reset or something else
<Frost> LOL
<o11c> but then I decided it didn't matter, because of those spoofed TCP RSTs I was getting
<Frost> oh wow. I forgot about that.
<Frost> Did it really work to just drop the RSTs?
<o11c> I think soComment: Over /msg, of course (no multicast). I'd include timestamps but I didn't actually read the RFC to see what they should be.
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#307565* (?/48) ⚐Flag
[Eg]™Petonomous: You know, I bet there is a porno called "The coming of Jesus" or something like that |
#301590* (?/48) ⚐Flag
GoKillPeople: I wonder how many food items aren't enjoyable to have in your eyes.
caboose091: hmmm... all, i'd hazard to say
GoKillPeople: You sure?
GoKillPeople: What about... say, bananas? |
#301669* (?/48) ⚐Flag
<&JoeHazzers> protip Knoeki: double-click the exe
<~Knoeki> JoeHazzers: protip: I'm not running explorer.
<&JoeHazzers> any particular reason?
<~Knoeki> well, I thought it'd be funny to change my login shell to mirc.exeComment: #zomgwtfbbq @ irc.p2p-network.net
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#302999* (?/48) ⚐Flag
Rjx: an ad came up today that said
Rjx: click on the parts of her body to make your perfect woman!
Rjx: I kept clicking on the mouth but it wouldn't let me put duct tape over it |
#301284* (?/67) ⚐Flag
<@_Snark> i never upgrade windows operating systems unless i have a
compelling reason too
<@_Snark> it's like swapping one pair of poopie undies for another pair
of slightly less poop covered underwear
<@_Snark> the newer pair might be slightly less poopie
<@_Snark> but i already have this pair on, and at least the poop is body
temp. |
#225191* (?/35) ⚐Flag
* OktoborChc (notonurlife@5b6d6335.bigpond.net.au) has joined #sydney
<rioter> OktoborChc you are a month to early, come back later.
* OktoborChc (notonurlife@5b6d6335.bigpond.net.au) has left #sydney
<rioter> good girl |
#259943* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<donbueno> how do you say spanish in bacon? |
#301340* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<stikonas> evilshadowmaster: btw, why are you evil now?
<evilshadowmaster> stikonas: because.
<stikonas> good answer for stupid question :)
<shadowmaster> someone killed my family, destroyed my home town, shot my dog and ate my computer
<shadowmaster> so, I became evil to get my vengeance
<silidan> are you sure he ate your computer and not your dog
<shadowmaster> yeah, pretty sure |
#300198* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<Azamoth> Why do they call it the atari 400?
<Azamoth> Because when you see it, you turn 400 degrees and walk past it, at an angle. |
#300017* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<zork> I wanna go to bed
<zork> But I know I can't sleep.
<Smiley_> i got pills for that
<zork> GIEF
<Stomach> You put them in your ass.
<zork> Still gief.
* Smiley_ unzips
* zork bends over
* Smiley_ rams it in
* zork sleeps |
#297890* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<Fshy______> PokeNet...
<Fshy_______> I've given up trying to fix it. |
#310064* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<bilde2910> There's a nickname conspiracy in here
<bilde2910> @Risugami, +GaryCXJk, bilde2910, Lunatrius, all same length (@ and + included)
<bilde2910> Oops
<bilde2910> Sorry for pinging 3 people :(
<+Samantha> YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL!
<+Lunatrius> ^
<@Risugami> ^ |
#304679* (?/34) ⚐Flag
<MisterBibs> how does one 'accidentally' sew one's anus shut
<MisterBibs> seems like a random thing to 'accidentally' do
<Ellie_Martin> You know, you'd think so, wouldn't you?
<min_min> Sitting on a threaded needle
<min_min> And wriggling |
#304431* (?/34) ⚐Flag
Light-realm: i go for guys who will have the balls in the relationship.
Naokohiro: I have the Poke Balls in the relationship.
Naokohiro: Repeat Balls, yo.
TentacleMonster: That'd be totally funny but kind of sick and disturbing and never mind painful if some guy got his testicles tattooed as pokeballs..
Ghoulunatic: I'd be afraid something would come out of them
Naokohiro: That would be a turn off to a girl, don't you think?
Ghoulunatic: not if you convinced her they were REAL pokeballs
Ghoulunatic: and that there was a charmander inside
Inuyashaisbest: not to a geeky girl, which is where the hot, slimey slippery hot sex is :D
Ghoulunatic: she may try and grab your balls and make a run for it
Juice913: my gf would love it she loves pkmn
Inuyashaisbest: Juice, next time you see her be like. "Sooo... [name].... I was thinking of getting my balls tatted with ultra balls.
Juice913: its taylor and yeah i willComment: BYOND - Pokémon Online World
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#302368* (?/18) ⚐Flag
<meander> the windows server 2003 family includes multi-dimensional scalability technologies that allow businesses to implement systems that meet their needs today and in the future
<meander> i thought that scalability was one dimensional
<meander> you either scale up or down
<meander> but apparently you can scale side to side and diagonal now
<meander> we cant run that new version of php unless we scale a little to the left and downwards
<meander> but its ok because we have microsoft windows server family 2003 at our disposalComment: #equilibrium
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#311532* (?/18) ⚐Flag
<Shi-dublin> and face it, if cartoons were real yo ass would be 100% rizelmine
<Shi-dublin> big monster flappin titties
<Lastair> if cartoons were real i'd be like a ren and stimpy grossout closeup except it would never zoom back out |
#311093* (?/17) ⚐Flag
<@dreammer> srejv: A compressor, is actually a blackbox, with a little gnome inside.. the gnome is listening to the music, and when it gets to loud it pushes down the volume on his tiny little mixing-desk. |
#311351* (?/17) ⚐Flag
<Bosty>how was #retro's chrimbus
<MainMemory>I got free GBA games and Smash 3DS DLC
<Bosty>i got three games
<GerbilSoft>i got a rock |
#302649* (?/17) ⚐Flag
<troutman> robyn, i know what i want for christmas
<troutman> <link to ekos signature staff with bible scripture carvings>
<goldfish> what happened to the anal beads?
<troutman> i figure this will work betterComment: #random on irc.mugglenet.com
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#302628* (?/17) ⚐Flag
<PianoMasta7> After eating three tacos and being unsatisfied, I'm having chicken. XD
<B-Rad> translation time folks: <PianoMasta7> After eating out three women and being unsatisfied, I'm having breasts. XD
<PianoMasta7> You know me too well.
<B-Rad> mhm |
#302568* (?/17) ⚐Flag
* Fax is MULTIPLYING
<Criously> really?
<Criously> congrats
<Ichiruka> Extra congratulations
<Ichiruka> Multitudinous Congratulations
<Criously> is that what the spat with your parents was about?
<Fax> no, that was about my parents being lunatics
* Criously congrats family extension
<Fax> and thinking that because Rai said "don't dress my kid like a fruit"
<Fax> it means "I hate you forever get out of my life"
<Ichiruka> ..Rai said that?
<Ichiruka> when she normally gets pissed at anyone who makes any remotely gaybashing comment?
<Fax> fruit like strawberry
<Ichiruka> ooooooooh
<Fax> <Fax's_Mother> OMG I FOUND THIS KNITTING PATTERN FOR BOOTIES THAT LOOK LIKE STRAWBERRIES
<Fax> <Fax's_Mother> ALSO A HAT THAT LOOKS LIKE A CUPCAKE
<Fax> <Raiven> Don't dress my kid like food kthx
<Fax> <Fax's_Mother> Why do you hate me? I'm never good enough. Have a good life.
<Fax> <-- Fax's_Mother has left #drama
<Fax> --> Fax's_Mother has joined #drama
<Fax> <Fax's_Mother> I HATE YOU MY SON IS TOO GOOD FOR OYU
<Fax> <-- Fax's_Mother has left #drama
<Fax> tl;dr: I saved the drama for my mama and it got nowhere |