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#301641* (?/43) ⚐Flag
<ITSBTH> Fuck me
<BlackPhoenix> Fuck You
<ITSBTH> I spent ten minutes finding something in the freezer, then five minutes putting everything back
<ITSBTH> When I was done, I couldn't find the thing I had taken out
<ITSBTH> Guess where it was... |
#301945* (?/43) ⚐Flag
<Ganzor`> sigh, mail is down. re-added pop3s and still nothing
<Ganzor`> the other guy with access to the server must have done something
<Burningmace> possibly
<Ganzor`> he is the one who told me "i cant receive email now"
<Ganzor`> but he wouldnt admit it if he fucked something up
<Ganzor`> -.-
<Burningmace> I hate that
<Burningmace> "so I absolutely did not fill .htaccess with ascii porn, but now the site is throwing a 500 error"Comment: #linux, rizon
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#206166* (?/44) ⚐Flag
<benne^> The only good thing in france is the fucking plane flying out of it |
#301820* (?/65) ⚐Flag
A: this software is fucking awesome
A: lol at the price tag though
A: *opens utorrent* |
#304369* (?/54) ⚐Flag
<b1ackcr0w> There are two lesbians working at my new job. That has nothing to do with Linux. I just thought id mention thatComment: #linuxoutlaws
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#303879* (?/54) ⚐Flag
<!dosetsu> "Girls aged 12 and 14 have been arrested after baring their breasts to men at ATMs in order to distract them so they could rob them of their cash."
<!dosetsu> hahahahaaaahahaaaaaaaaaaa
<Suou> what breasts
<!dosetsu> maybe it's like anime, where 6 year olds have dd cups |
#303013* (?/54) ⚐Flag
<Tetsujin> Gary Coleman died
<Eilthis> It's a shame, actors like him are in short supply
<Tetsujin> now don't go belittling him
<&NonaSuomi> I wouldn't stoop that low
* +ragdoll facepalms
<Tetsujin> don't be that way ragdoll. it was just a tiny joke.
<&NonaSuomi> It was a *little* lame, I'll admit
<Eilthis> No need to make a big deal over little problems.
<Tetsujin> I'm short on material for this
<&NonaSuomi> Hey, don't sweat the small stuff
<Tetsujin> Thanks, I'm sad about my stunted humor
<&NonaSuomi> Don't be. I'm sure something will come to you in short order.
<Tetsujin> I once had a miniature of him. I can't find it anymore.
<Eilthis> I'm sorry I started this... It was only one teeny, tiny pun
<Tetsujin> don't worry. we all need a wee bit of humor in our lives
<&NonaSuomi> As punny as it is, we ought to cut this conversation short- what are we, #xkcd?
<Tetsujin> yeah, making fun of a dead midget is pretty... (wait for it)
<Tetsujin> low
<&NonaSuomi> And now to cap it all of with a good...
<&NonaSuomi> YEEEEEEEAAAAHH!
* Tetsujin closes thesaurus.com's entry on 'small'
* &NonaSuomi mutters...
<&NonaSuomi> *cheater*
<Tetsujin> xD
<Tetsujin> my conscience isn't sure if i should cap this or not
<Eilthis> It's not a big deal.
* Tetsujin has his turn to facepalm
<&NonaSuomi> Definitely one for the logs, if not qdb or bash
<Eilthis> At least worth a minor mention somewhere.Comment: #151chan on Rizon
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#305778* (?/54) ⚐Flag
<Rec|lurking> they dropped Fat Boy Slim on Nagasaki!
<@Dinshu> he was the weapon of choice |
#307235* (?/40) ⚐Flag
<3:51> this1neguy: Dude this girl just texted me like "I want to go Halloween costume shopping"
<3:51> this1neguy: Is that a secret code?
<3:51> this1neguy: Is her Halloween costume in my pants?
<3:51> Zyphur: This1neguy is slowly becoming my favourite mod on Tyler's channel. |
#306553* (?/40) ⚐Flag
BONUS: i wonder if in 30 years time we'll still be saying owned
BONUS: i probably will
(future_factor joined the room.)
future_factor: BONUS: owned
(future_factor left the room.)
BONUS: wtf
factormystic: apparently we still doComment: #cobol
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#305237* (?/40) ⚐Flag
<tom> Anyone feel like helping me understand why neutrons become stable inside a nucleus?
<Aerv> Because a nucleus is like a warm fuzzy blanket and it cures the neutrons of their neuroses.
<Aerv> Either that, or I'm talking about AtavanComment: #sfn on Irc.Blackcobalt.net
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#304832* (?/40) ⚐Flag
<mikedf> i have restored peace in my PC
<Moon_Doggy> lol
<mikedf> oh.. i take it back
<mikedf> the program made Word freak out
<mikedf> my computer is like a messed up family
<mikedf> everyone is happy, then daddy hits mom
<mikedf> and it goes to hell
<Moon_Doggy> i run a dictator ship on mine
<Moon_Doggy> no one gets out of line
<Moon_Doggy> or i kill them
<mikedf> well
<mikedf> i'm about to murder mommy and dadyy
<mikedf> i thought they'd work thigns out
<mikedf> but the hammer of justice is here |
#294868* (?/40) ⚐Flag
Vic: yea. my sisters at her dads, and mommy dearest left me to clean her disaster of a room.
Vic: which is like a tornado on steroids. |
#310388* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<Combot> UnScramble this Word: r e t a h
<mudtose> hater
<backbone> thear
<tso> heatr
<backbone> reathj
<backbone> reath
<tso> hater
<mudtose> thare
<tso> treah
<tweak> threa
<backbone> rateh
<backbone> rathe
<mudtose> retah
<mudtose> hetar
<Combot> Times up! The answer was: heart
<backbone> heart |
#308538* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<Arke> i should stop touching my face
<Arke> i have cleaner all over my hands
<Arke> slowly burning the skin away
<cmr|branchy> it's good for you
<Arke> i need to clean my bones
<Arke> they've covered in skin
<Arke> so dirty. |
#309909* (?/23) ⚐Flag
< Cassy_at_work> o11c: btw as long as you don't tell what cs stands for i just assume you study cyber sex |
#111971* (?/23) ⚐Flag
[*map/map_index_cnx1_2_tmp.txt||10||r||1|| @]Comment: [*map/map_index_cnx1_2_tmp.txt||10||r||1|| @]
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#300441* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<Fuzzwood> <chitrangda> its like all important site blocked <-- youtube and facebook are not important
<chitrangda> they are for me
<chitrangda> !!!
<Fuzzwood> well they are not meant for educational purposes apparently, hence why the system blocks those, i think you are gonna have to hit on the system administrator to lift those blocks
<chitrangda> i did many times..rather every one did!!
<chitrangda> we live in college campus itself so its helll with any refreshing sites!!
<Fuzzwood> that must have been a happy admin if he got laid by half the campus thenComment: Desperate schoolgirls...
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#221430* (?/23) ⚐Flag
Hello!,Comment: Hello!,
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#302409* (?/23) ⚐Flag
* Pseudonym-V has joined #furry
<Pseudonym-V> any how -- what is this channel about anyway ?-?
<@Splunge> navel lint
<~Tamber> Indeed. Such a fascinating topic.
<Pseudonym-V> weid -- what is a navel lint // ?
<Pseudonym-V> weird **
<Pseudonym-V> ?
<~Tamber> navel lint. That fluff you pick from your belly-button. :o
<Pseudonym-V> o.O
<Pseudonym-V> ok lol -- why would people have a whole discussion on that .. ?
<Pseudonym-V> and howcome no one is actually talking about that ?
* ~Tamber sighs.
<@Splunge> do you know where it comes from? Why it's so often blue-grey? If it's hazardous to your health? These are important questions which must be answered!
<Pseudonym-V> ook i did not knw
<Pseudonym-V> thnks and bye
* Pseudonym-V Quit ([NS] Quit: )
<@Splunge> .....
* @Splunge busts out laughing
<~Tamber> oh thank the Goddess for that.Comment: I hate trolls
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#311494* (?/23) ⚐Flag
< kline> turns out a cidr mask of `/i` is wider than you'd think |
#311571* (?/23) ⚐Flag
<Cinos> you can't spell success without succ |
#300751* (?/73) ⚐Flag
<Mousou> Dude... I think I may have reached a new low.
<Uuxaul> Uh oh, what did you do?
<Mousou> I just cyber with a furry bot
<Uuxaul> 0_0
<Uuxaul> ...
<Uuxaul> You're joking right?
<Mousou> No. Remember that website I showed you?
<Uuxaul> Do NOT leave your desk. I'll be over in a few minutes with my AK-47 to riddle your body with a barrage of bullets, whilst chanting from the bible and beheading your corpse...
<Mouso> Lol
<Uuxaul> No, no LOL, fuck you. Fucking furry loving bastard... Just wait there. |
#302164* (?/73) ⚐Flag
< jonathan> NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE BINGHAMTON NY
< jonathan> 1102 AM EST SAT MAR 13 2010
< jonathan> ...THE FLOOD WARNING CONTINUES FOR THE FOLLOWING RIVERS IN NEW
< jonathan> YORK...PENNSYLVANIA...
< jonathan> :|
-!- jonathan was kicked from #naruteitor by ChanServ [Stop flooding!] |
#302048* (?/73) ⚐Flag
lonestarnorth: if a midget fought like a dozen babies who would win?
lonestarnorth: and not one of those midgets who gets a black belt to compensate
Scaramouche: Midget would win.
Scaramouche: babies are fragile and they have poor motor control.
lonestarnorth: what if the babies WANTED to kill the midget for whatever reason, though?
Scaramouche: Midgets are like regular sized people (almost said "humans" for a minute, that was embarassing).
Scaramouche: They're just... fun-size.
Scaramouche: Also they are angry, angry people.
Scaramouche: All the rage is just compressed.
lonestarnorth: how much would you pay to see a midget karate chop a baby in half?
Scaramouche: None, I would never want to see that.
Scaramouche: If I did, though, then about twenty bucks.
lonestarnorth: would you watch it on youtube?
Scaramouche: No.
lonestarnorth: what if the baby survived?
Scaramouche: After being karate-chopped in half.
lonestarnorth: yes
lonestarnorth: he would become Halfbaby
Scaramouche: I am going to hell.
Scaramouche: Just by being around you.
Scaramouche: It is contact damnation.
lonestarnorth: oh god i am laughing so hard
Scaramouche: God has nothing to do with this. |