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#306652* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<Nudger> taear is pretty low down on the food chain
<Nudger> white people > other people > big tigers and wolves and shit > kestrals and scary birds > dogs > taear > mice
<Nudger> that is an abridged food chain
<Taear> Nudger wait when did I stop being white
<Nudger> taear you don't really understand how food chains work do you
<Nudger> you are a sub-genre of white people!
<Nudger> in that chain there are two sub-genres they are 'taear' and 'not taear'
<Taear> Nudger that is not how a food chain works
<Nudger> yes i know ;_;
<Nudger> i was hoping i could bluff you into fighting a kestralComment: #sa on synIRC
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#309469* (?/49) ⚐Flag
mfrost503: child labor laws don't apply in diaper factories
mfrost503: it's the most adorable place to work
jcarouth: i doubt that
jcarouth: i live in a diaper filling factory
mfrost503: come on a baby with a hat pulling a lever
mfrost503: with a lunch pail with a bologna sandwich in it
mfrost503: named Earl
jcarouth: wat
mfrost503: cute right
mfrost503: the kid is earl, not the sandwich
dcousineau: but I want the sandiwch to be called earl
mfrost503: ok fine |
#305140* (?/49) ⚐Flag
HighDroneOdo may want a Fully Developed Alice in Wonderland Playlist. |
#301527* (?/49) ⚐Flag
< Arcath> in soviet russia europe conquers you..... wait... no |
#300793* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<mavis>I got banned from #/k/ for hopping the entire channel
<yabummusky>lol
<a_fairy>:\ i can't believe they noticed
<mavis>yeah I know rite?
<Vayate>If you're banned for hopping all of #/k/, doesn't that mean they don't -really- believe that an armed society is a polite society?Comment: rizon.net, 4chan
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#300485* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<%Cunt_Destroyer> first one to type the entire alphabet in order, without interruption, and one by one wins
<%Cunt_Destroyer> ready go
<%D-Mal> a
<%D-Mal> b
<Homicide> abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxys
<Homicide> z
<Homicide> skldhgskjhg
<+Marukomuru> 1
<Homicide> AETQGJASGKAHGD
<Homicide> SDHAUDGASKLREOASDFMAGNA
<+Marukomuru> Wait... no... |
#227014* (?/32) ⚐Flag
< Ordovicium> I have more viruses than you!
< Zhoriel> That's sad to hear
< Ordovicium> Not really, they're all on a DVD.
< Ordovicium> 4156 of them now! :DComment: #hackers
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#299879* (?/32) ⚐Flag
[Galv] better teacher
[Galv] hot female teacher having an affair with her female student.
[Galv] made of win and epic
[DominoEffect] what.
[GotenXiao] underage female student*
[ozziz] win
[DominoEffect] oh god win
[ozziz] also, nothing ticks me off like that situation with the teacher-pupil relationship, as it is said that the pupil pressured the teacher for a relationship, and then the parent go crying that it was the teach's fault all along
[ozziz] "not our child"
[ozziz] "my baby doesnt do that stuff"
[ozziz] yeah right
* ozziz RAGE
[DominoEffect] hey, if my daughter was having sex with a sexy female teacher
[DominoEffect] more power to her
[DominoEffect] she better pass the damn class thoughComment: quakenet #machinaesupremacy
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#297571* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<Kidd> sax, why is a wtf moment?
<SaxxonPike> Kidd: yes it does
<jnx> MY MIND |
#308033* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<Doom> What is beastiality?
<Thorn> Doom, the alternate way to sleep with the fishes.
<Venomstalker> Doom, google it with safe search off. You'll know then. |
#311471* (?/32) ⚐Flag
Richard: So
Richard: I bought a Playstation
Richard: Yesterday
Richard: Form Tesco
Richard: Got it delievered to a store
Richard: Went to get it today
Richard: I get there
Richard: They look for it
Richard: It was stolen
Richard: By the delievery guy
Richard: And replaced
Richard: With a garden chair
Richard: I thought they were fucking with me
Richard: But no
Richard: THey bought out a wrapped up chair
Richard: With a delivery label on it
Richard: That had been ripped off
Richard: and re-applied
Cranberrie: rofl
Richard: Phoned them up
Richard: And they will replace it
Richard: And deliver a new one to my work on wednesday
Richard: and hopefully
Richard: Get that guy fired
Cranberrie: hopefully
Cranberrie: did you get to keep the chair thou? :') |
#303916* (?/32) ⚐Flag
(2:19:46 AM) Snack: Pff
(2:19:50 AM) Snack: I'm the manliest here
(2:19:57 AM) Snack: I dictate what is manly and what isnt
(2:20:29 AM) Freaky_: You can't dictate without a dick, Snack. And I think we all know you're disqualified in that respect.
(2:20:45 AM) Glenstorm: oh, let me ASSURE you that hes not ;)
(2:20:49 AM) Freaky_: LOL
(2:21:00 AM) Freaky_: No more questions, your honor.
(2:21:25 AM) Snack: Glen with the most homosexually overtoned save
(2:21:26 AM) Snack: hahaha |
#303821* (?/32) ⚐Flag
<Arang> fax, have you heard about the whole brain size-herd size primate theory?
<Arang> basically, the size of primates' brains corresponds directly to the size of their social group
<Fax> yea
<Fax> don't humans come out to be 50ish?
<Flickerdart> Oh, the monkeysphere?
<Arang> the tiny little gibbons and whatever have like two friends
<Arang> I thought it was 150
<Fax> it's been a while since I saw that article
<Fax> so i dunno
<Arang> wiki says 150
<Gral_Work> 150!??! Well, you people are almost taking up a 3rd of it. I'll have to make some reductions.
<Gral_Work> Arang! You are no longer people. |
#301404* (?/71) ⚐Flag
* onijin (m@ster.of.none) has joined #demonoid
* Daemon sets mode: +qo onijin
<+Arisu> oni!
<~onijin> hi
<+Arisu> I want cake!
<+Arisu> Give me cake!
<~onijin> sorry. I don't have a cake.
<~onijin> but I can give you a cream pie.
<+Arisu> O_O |
#300950* (?/71) ⚐Flag
<@Peach> you want diseases?
<@Peach> ill send her your way
< w1zard> peach
< w1zard> I use condoms like I use proxies
< w1zard> 7 at a time |
#304923* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<Count|Work> EAT SHIT AND DIE MCAFEE! BOOYA
<Count|Work> world's most profitable scam my ass!
<Count|Work> it's also a bit of a big fuck you to IT support
<Count|Work> those butt snorkling cock pirates
<Count|Work> tell me what i can or can't do with my diagnostics laptop will ya?
<rapidDazz> adjectives from angry people are awesomeComment: #batcave on Austnet
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#304368* (?/46) ⚐Flag
< uppercase> !8ball O'Donnell Palin 2012?
< bot> My reply is no
< uppercase> !8ball because they're women?
< bot> It is decidedly so |
#304146* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<Thimbletack> did #icepush move?
<Thimbletack> theres like no one here
<~Tekk> just not busy right now
<~Tekk> everyone is in #life
<Thimbletack> ah
*** Thimbletack has quit [Quit: Leaving]
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<Thimbletack> #life was emptyComment: irc.strictfp.com #icepush
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#303645* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<~tylo> is it wrong of me to be suspicious of michael jackson's death
<%dlong> Hey, remind me again
<%dlong> after he died
<%dlong> did people talk about how many lives he touched?
<%dlong> Because if they didn't, boy was that a wasted opportunity |
#309188* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<Phase4> i wonder if you could decode video in javascript and use this to implement streaming via html5
<klaxa> Phase4: i bet it's possible, but heating up your room would be cheaper with a heater |
#305781* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<Ayumi> for valentines day i watched fist of the north star
<Ayumi> because roses are red, violets are blue, omae wa mo shindeiru |
#307274* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<RedMachineD>i went and took a dump, right
<RedMachineD>and i'm over at my ex's place
<RedMachineD>and so i dump and flush
<anal_octopus>no, that's not right
<RedMachineD>and the goddamn toilet clogs
<anal_octopus>you did not take a dump
<jas>wtf is this shit
<RedMachineD>and i look for a plunger and there is none
<RedMachineD>and i'm like aaaaahhhhh fuck shit fuck
<RedMachineD>so i go rooting around for a plunger in her bathroom and the closets
<RedMachineD>and i finally find one
<RedMachineD>so i plunge and plunge and plunge
<RedMachineD>water goes down a bit, still won't flush
<RedMachineD>and i keep at it
<RedMachineD>i did that cycle eight times before it cleared
<anal_octopus>what the hell did you eat
<RedMachineD>so i wash my hands and clean the plunger and put it back
<RedMachineD>and i'm like
<RedMachineD>there's no way i could have clogged it
<RedMachineD>so i ask connor if he used the bathroom today
<RedMachineD>and he did
<RedMachineD>TO FLUSH A FUCKING SNOW GLOVE
<RedMachineD>BECAUSE HE FUCKING FOUND FUTURAMA ON YOUTUBE
<RedMachineD>AND SAW THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THE SEWERS
<anal_octopus>ahahahahahaha
<anal_octopus>is connor her little brother or something
<RedMachineD>connor is my sonComment: #420chan
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#310525* (?/46) ⚐Flag
<SomeRandomDude> lol my ex nicknamed my cock Dennis
<Dinzoken> mine is makaveli
<Dinzoken> aka 2pac
<Dinzoken> because im black
<SomeRandomDude> 3 shots and it's down?
<SomeRandomDude> oh
<Dinzoken> LOL
<Dinzoken> fk u
<sumich-> LOL
<sumich-> RIP
<SomeRandomDude> At least you didn't say biggie.Comment: Everyday Soldat IRC
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#243866* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<Allah> so I found out today that the Arabic word for 'family' has the same root as the word for 'to take hostage' |
#292956* (?/30) ⚐Flag
One Sans Numbers: my girlfriend is a lesbian, but according to her I'm the only guy she could ever long, and when I'm not around she actively goes around and sexes other girls
One Sans Numbers: it's cool and all but she's 15 and suppsoed to be in rehab
Lov3hurtsu: supposed?
One Sans Numbers: going to be.
Lov3hurtsu: for?
One Sans Numbers: what the fuck do you go to rehab for where you're from
Lov3hurtsu: raping dogs.
One Sans Numbers: well she's in for having drugs
One Sans Numbers: and showing up to her trial stoned
One Sans Numbers: twice.Comment: She's adorable, though.
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