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#305626* (?/55) ⚐Flag
<+Nijikokun> In the past 3 minutes
<+Nijikokun> I've ignored like 5 people in a channel
<&KiRA_VI> was one of them me?
<+Nijikokun> no
<&KiRA_VI> woo
<+Nijikokun> I ignore people for like 5 minutes
<+Nijikokun> so that way they don't annoy me enough to make me get angry or smth
<&KiRA_VI> i ignore people for like ever
<+Nijikokun> lol
<&KiRA_VI> my default people group are humans, however it doesn't include Nerds, it's just Other in General, so that's why you guys are ok :PComment: #Ecchi-Subs @ Rizon Networks
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#307942* (?/38) ⚐Flag
woms | Indivicivet {F}: I aiccidentally a really loq uqnatitiyy ofalcohol |
#306848* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<ME-tan>This worries me -> <granny36E>I am a bondage newbie if anyone wants to chat
<ME-tan>gg internetComment: wtfux
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#300256* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<LHoT|FailChat> Ha ha ha, wyde.
<LHoT|FailChat> You missed it
<Wyde> On that note, define "it".
<Kandit> LHoT tried to steal my frozen semen
<Wyde> Sucks.
* LHoT|FailChat steals warm steamy semen from Wyde
<Wyde> And where on earth did that come from
<Wyde> Can you, like, spontaneously make other people's semen appear out of thin air or what
<Wyde> That's one disgusting and specific super power
<LHoT|FailChat> I'm the Fertility Fairy
<Sh4d0w> Moar liek the Jizzy GenieComment: #shakesoda on freenode
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#296606* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<&Trixar_za> I'm in and out so much, it looks like I'm cybering the network |
#311669* (?/51) ⚐Flag
<Voct> a guy in argentina had himself tattooed with a QR code that would show you a video of a super exciting moment in argentine football
<Voct> and then the video got taken down
<MasDestruc7ion> Now the qr code says something like, page missing, or video is unavailable, so that sucks
<Voct> yes
<BlackWing> Guy should have done Rick Roll
<Voct> his tattoo gave him up, it let him down
<BlackWing> But it will never desert him. |
#303920* (?/39) ⚐Flag
<Apex> Callin you out glen
<Apex> another tourney?
<TheMute> not now, i wanna watch it
<Apex> yea
<Apex> not now
<Apex> Glen's a man with priorities
<Apex> when he has free time
<Glenny> f*** YEAH CAUGHT A DITTO
<Glenny> BREEDIN TIME |
#310716* (?/5) ⚐Flag
<MasterK> The most productive thing I've done today was bake a cake
<MasterK> I took "beating the mix" too literal
<MasterK> Jacked the mixer up to 5 and screamed at the cake batter
<MasterK> Though it was worth it, as the cake came out amazing in the end
<MasterK> Cooking protip right there |
#310709* (?/5) ⚐Flag
<ZeroCool> weak quit msg
<Chaos-EldritchKnight> :D
<ZeroCool> Girls do better
<Chaos-EldritchKnight> Implying girls come onto IRC.
<Chaos-EldritchKnight> Or at least, this server.
<ZeroCool> If they did I mean
<ZeroCool> they would do better
<Chaos-EldritchKnight> How would you know, not having ever seen a girl in your life?
<ZeroCool? anime |
#310639* (?/5) ⚐Flag
<bucko> So I just realised I can't feel turned on by porn clips anymore. I have been linked so much porn fail, that I spend the entire clip trying to work out who's going to fall over, throw up or whatever. Then it loops and I feel disappointed. |
#310635* (?/5) ⚐Flag
* vivia wants to send a patch to vim to make it ask for confirmation before saving a file called '\' or ']' |
#310633* (?/5) ⚐Flag
<Stern> I will tell them to make me a sandwich. Then they can do whatever. But I need that sandwich, elf slave.
<Stern> No crusts!
<soupbee> stern: okay, that's extremely offensive
<Lonoxmont> >no crusts
<SynonamessBotch> >No crust
<soupbee> just because they're elves doesn't mean they have to make you a sandwich
<SynonamessBotch> what, are you a literal toddler
<Lonoxmont> >getting rid of the nutritios part
<soupbee> ...
<Lonoxmont> p l s
<soupbee> >no crust
<PurpleXVI> :|
<soupbee> a-are you
<soupbee> why
<soupbee> why would you not eat the crust
<Stern> CRUST ARGUMENT
<soupbee> what kind of
<soupbee> OH
<Judas> What kind of fucking person doesn't eat crust
<soupbee> OH SHIT
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<Stern> TRIGGERED
<LordLicorice> JESUS CRUST
<Axiomatic> Yo
<Lonoxmont> the ONE TIME thats acceptable is full english tea with the little teeny sandwhiches
<Stern> :D
<Axiomatic> What did I just walk into?
<Stern> :D
<SynonamessBotch> Sometimes I don't eat the entire crust but cutting it all off ahead of time is too far
<soupbee> axiomatic: someone said they don't eat crust
<GateKeeper> >Not eating the crust
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<Stern> I gotcha gud
<Axiomatic> ...
<GateKeeper> what are you, 4?
<Axiomatic> but the crust is the BEST PARTComment: NO CRUSTS
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#310568* (?/5) ⚐Flag
<@reptilicus> you know i always thought chicken was best prepared
<@reptilicus> with lemon and wine and spices roasted over an open flame
<@reptilicus> like we hispanics love to do
<@reptilicus> then last night i had Indian butter chicken
<@reptilicus> we are fucking neanderthals
<@reptilicus> ive never eaten something so good i thought about barfing it up so i could eat it again
<~rtil> i could eat indian butter chicken
<~rtil> every night
<~rtil> and in the afterlife
<~rtil> there better be indian butter chicken
<~rtil> or i will ask to go back to this god forsaken rock
<~rtil> so i can eat it again
<@reptilicus> if theres an afterlife and food isnt a thing i will claw my way back to my skeleton
<@reptilicus> "why is there a skeleton eating all our food?" Apu Vindaloo, indian chef
<~rtil> world's first living skeleton and his incessant hunger for butter chicken, tonight on cnn
<@reptilicus> "hungry skeleton turncoat? watch it DEVOUR your freedom, america!" Fox News
<@reptilicus> "what a cheeky cunt, m8" BBC
<~rtil> congress calls for first skeleton war
<+[Dust]> how does a skeleton digest?
<~rtil> it doesn't
<~rtil> which is why it's always hungry
<+[Dust]> for blood?
<~rtil> for chicken |
#310833* (?/5) ⚐Flag
<MisterQ> If theres anything I learned from Warcraft II is that the Orcs all have submarines. |
#310856* (?/5) ⚐Flag
<Lots42> I miss the vicodin
<CrazyClimber> if it misses you, it will come back.
<Lots42> Yay!
<Lots42> That's what the social workers said about my parents! |
#303705* (?/36) ⚐Flag
<+VicViper> it turns out I can only beat gradius 3 when I imagine evry single thing that dies to my lasers and bombs is alive
<+RoboWa> lol
<+VicViper> and that I am really some kind of batshit genocidal warmonger
<+VicViper> and it really puts a new spin on things
<+VicViper> and it's really satisfying
<+VicViper> I imagine this is what serial killers feel like |
#304805* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<Groxxxy> I went into #gay after being told there was a party.
<Groxxxy> I did not enjoy being there :~|
<Groxxxy> And there were definitely no prizes.Comment: irc.sorcery.net #freelove
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#304705* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<tgies> dude lmao
<tgies> if you ask like just folks for tax advice
<tgies> or ask yahoo answers or something
<tgies> they'll teach you how to MAXIMIZE YOUR TAX REFUND by NOT CLAIMING ANY ALLOWANCES ON YOUR W2
<tgies> Congratulations you're a fucking idiot
<tgies> instead of getting your money, you gave it to the government to hold onto for a while and then give back to you
<tgies> if you want someone to hold onto your money there's this thing called a savings account
<tgies> and you get free money for putting your money in it
<tgies> god fucking damnComment: #animutation on wgiowrb.dyndns.org
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#213364* (?/35) ⚐Flag
EKSG`SSBM: WRONG MEMORY CARD
EKSG`SSBM: >:O
LoveDefying: Wtl is ssbm
EKSG`SSBM: ...............................
EKSG`SSBM: Super Smash Bros. Melee
LoveDefying: Ah
EKSG`SSBM: dang
EKSG`SSBM I can't believe this game came out 5 years ago
EKSG`SSBM o-o
LoveDefying: Wow.
LoveDefying: You'd think I woulda heard about it by now.
EKSG`SSBM: ...
EKSG`SSBM: You seriously need to get out more. |
#295344* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<aBEA> Hm.
<aBEA> I might go buy a PS3 game.
<EnerGizerBunny> hmm. didnt you have to watch you money?
<EnerGizerBunny> or is this because you are getting a bigger monitor?
<aBEA> I think I've earned a little fiscal irresponsibility.
<EnerGizerBunny> lol
<EnerGizerBunny> that's what the big american bankers said
<EnerGizerBunny> now we all be fucked
<aBEA> FFS, I went a whole week without ordering Domino's.
<EnerGizerBunny> oh
<EnerGizerBunny> such a hardship
<aBEA> HAVE YOU EVER GONE A WEEK WITHOUT BUFFALO CHICKEN PIZZA?!
<EnerGizerBunny> never had it, so yes
<aBEA> That's because you're Canadian.
<aBEA> You don't have proper pizzas. |
#297636* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> Barack Obama should play spymaster. He follows 774,234 and has 1,578,004 followers.
<fahadsadah> He'd pwn. |
#309783* (?/35) ⚐Flag
theonetrueGodHead: People are stupid, but they keep forgetting how stupid they are. |
#308143* (?/35) ⚐Flag
BrandonKun: =3
Somnius rubs your eyes for you
BrandonKun: :3 |
#310009* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<&HatchlingByHeart> dammit ozgameshop
<&HatchlingByHeart> sent me an email
<&HatchlingByHeart> "25% OFF EVERY GAME..." (the rest of text was truncated due to width limit)
<&HatchlingByHeart> it actually said "25% OFF EVERY GAME OF THRONES ITEM" |
#306782* (?/35) ⚐Flag
<fairuz> Let say I have a submodule in tree A, will checking out a branch from A will checkout the same name branch in the submodule? Or it have no effect whatsoever?
<_ikke_> fairuz: checking out a branch on the supermodel will have no effect on the submodel until you do git submodule update
<flamingspinach> most people check out the trunk of the supermodel, reallyComment: #git
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