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#307359* (?/62) ⚐Flag
<Godwinson> Or am I standing on the toilet?
<Celti> or are... you... what?
<Godwinson> "Confucius say, man who stand on toilet, high on pot."
<Godwinson> (My hobby, reverse euphemisms.) |
#209349* (?/52) ⚐Flag
< Ordog163> AS A FURSECUTEE THAT DOES NOT STRIKE ME AS RATIONAL OR HONORABLE
< Ordog163> I WILL FIGHT YOU IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE GAMESTOP I WORK AT
< Ordog163> JUST YOU AND ME AND MY WOLF SUIT |
#301809* (?/51) ⚐Flag
<@mIGu^gen2> manually tweaking CFLAGS: 20min
<@mIGu^gen2> compiling: 4h20m
<@mIGu^gen2> recompiling after crash: 4h20m
<@mIGu^gen2> 1.27% speedup: priceless
<@mIGu^gen2> gentoo ricer
<@mIGu^gen2> the way we live |
#303000* (?/51) ⚐Flag
<miah> Heard about the breakup, sorry to hear.
<miah> How are you taking it?
<tycho> Well, I'm sad about losing her. But at the same time, I'm happy to be alone. So... Pizza time. |
#302179* (?/51) ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> Just $299.99/yr
<fahadsadah> Details: If we are not able to secure your name, your purchase will be refunded, less the $270.00 application fee included in the price above. Any domains with multiple valid applications will result in an auction.
<fahadsadah> Don't you just love GoDaddy? |
#304900* (?/70) ⚐Flag
<<|Blaze|>> the correct new term for retard is "palin american"
<<TkTech>> ^- Yes. If there is a god, let this be true.
<<nathacof>> |Blaze|: +++++
<<AndrewPH|AFK>> ^YESComment: A new term for retardation is born.
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#304696* (?/37) ⚐Flag
QSakugarne: ...
QSakugarne: okay
QSakugarne: so ~ makes things moe
QSakugarne: and ~ is often used to represent ejaculate from ASCII penises
QSakugarne: ...this has very unfortunate implications.
Arisaka: THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH
Beorc: ...
Electivirus: 8XXXXXXXXXXXXXXD~~
Beorc: That smiley has far too many eyes, Electivirus.
Electivirus: No, it's just caught in a chinese finger trap.
TParadox: Electivirus: have you been experimenting with your waffle iron again? |
#303798* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<tA-Kane> talking to people on facebook is fun
<tA-Kane> until you feel like you're talking to a wall
<tA-Kane> and then... you realize... you have been talking to a wall.Comment: #eve on clan-mac irc
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#300477* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<delusional_> Hmmm, you can't polish a turd, but you can ROLL IT IN SPARKLES! |
#300188* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<Edea> Time's up! The answer was: Twilight Zone Golden Earring
<Edea> Record streak: SexyCreamJesus of 11. Record time: Edea of 1.734. Record wpm: SexyCreamJesus of 55.026733
<Fax> You know
<Fax> I have to wonder
<Fax> if a pearl necklace is...well, a pearl necklace
<Fax> and a golden shower is...well, a golden shower
<AstralFire> Fax
<AstralFire> No
<AstralFire> No
<AstralFire> Stop
<Astra lFire> Do not pass go
<Fax> then what's a golden earring?
<AstralFire> ASFLKS
<AstralFire> I ASKED YOU TO STOP
<Edea> So you piss in circles around the person's ear?
<jeek> Brings a whole new meaning to "in one ear and out the other"
<Vortling> that went downhill quickly
<jeek> Edea: or in the ear itself
<AstralFire> I hate you allComment: irc.gamesurge.net #giantitp
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#296846* (?/37) ⚐Flag
* ~Maelstrom^ goes to play games where you shoot people with guns
<&za> minesweeper? |
#285276* (?/37) ⚐Flag
Sparton: Second Life?..
Sparton: And strangely, I still don't know anyone that uses Second Life.
Sparton: And for that matter, I'm fairly certain there's a lot of people I know that don't even know what Second Life is.
v1:Count me in. I assume it's a followup of some sort to Half Life?
extrasolar: Not at all. It's the reciprequel.
extrasolar: Sorry, I know. But sometimes, if it's a math joke, it doesn't matter how lame it is.Comment: #slashdot
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#308565* (?/37) ⚐Flag
MachinaeWolf has quit [Quit: "Come with me and you will see our future in debris, first the sun and now the stars are fading..."]
<aladdinp> there are some seriously angsty channel exit messages out there
ElricStorm has quit [Quit: In the end we're just chalk lines on concrete...]
savior has left #crunchbang ["BLACK LIKE MY SOUL HOW CAN YOU DIE, IF YOUR ALREDY DEAD INSIDE, SHARE ON FACEBOOK IF U CRY EVERY TYME"]Comment: Removed timestamp and netmask cruft
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#306351* (?/37) ⚐Flag
<Ricky> one time my friend confused pederast and pedestrian
<Ricky> it was funny
<Ricky> it was in drivers edComment: #amici on irc.mibbit.net
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#311513* (?/21) ⚐Flag
<haq_> yo if your shit doesn't have a seizure warning on it i'm not interested
<haq_> i don't care if it's a video game, a television show, or a bag of candy
<haq_> that's my new standard
<haq_> 'may cause undesired or harmful neural function'
<custo> hahahaha
<zeph_> "Sir, it's a toilet."
<zeph_> "WhAT KIND OF HARMFUL EFFECTS WILL THIS PRODUCT HAVE ON MY CHILD??"
<haq_> i'm getting ready to watch '10 HOURS BANNED CARTOON SEGMENT' on youtube with one of these noninvasive cranial magnetic stimulator hats and a pile of Alf-shaped pills I found in my great uncle's old guitar case |
#311107* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<Covarr> also don't call me andrew. from now on call me sexy the hedgehog |
#311445* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<Elleo> Snap election announced for 8th of June :/
<Elleo> can we just elect an AI?
<Elleo> preferably either the one that said "You look like a thing and I love you" or the one that invented the "Crimm Grunk Garlic Creas" recipe
<Mr_T> what about that one that proposed putting humans in people zoos?
<Mr_T> I'd like to hear more about that
<Elleo> I think that one won in the US |
#309321* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<petite-chatte> A_Void, i must disappoint you, but there was a Mr The_Void here - it appears that you have been displaced by the definite article
<A_Void> Oh, no not replaced, there's room for both of us even in the same place.
<A_Void> I often crudely quip that if you peer into The_Void he'll stare back into your soul, but if you peer into me I'll just stare at your tits and drool.
<TungstenCarbide> why would you stare at her drool? |
#309896* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<@somasonic> Argure, aren't you glad you linked a server here
<+Argure> yes, it's so stable
<+Argure> it never splits
<-- Argure (argure@has.a.squiggle.not.so.leet) has quit (*.net *.split)Comment: staticbox
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#302669* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<Justin> Oh, by the way
<Justin> these boots are made for walkin
<Justin> and that's just what they'll do
<Justin> You're welcome.
<Jake> Thanks
<Jake> I needed that today
<Justin> :D
<Jake> I was like
<Jake> What the shit are these boots for
<Justin> :D:D |
#302665* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<MrDickButt> ping google.com
<MrDickButt> take that google
<MrDickButt> im fighting the powah |
#302533* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<+MistressArle> Okay, this is a lawl.
<+MistressArle> So, the runt of my army is this Male soldier.
<+MistressArle> I recently also bought a Faerie to add to my ranks.
<Taco_Hell> Awesome.
<+MistressArle> To get them both up to speed, i open up trainin' and let them throw rocks at my golem while my Cleric heals the golem.
<+MistressArle> Then I check their stats.
<+MistressArle> At one level lower, this tiny faerie has equal Str to the soldier.
<+MistressArle> So by next level, this small creature could beat this guy at arm-wrestlin'.
<+MistressArle> I can not describe how much this amuses me.Comment: Muscle Faerie!
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#302457* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<Bunsen> This is kinda cool. I've used multiplayer Notepad before, but never a multiplayer spreadsheet.
<Bunsen> I have a disturbing urge to start a game of tic-tac-toe.
<kat> hehehe
* rogueclown will play against bunsen :D
<Bunsen> A strange game.
<rogueclown> yes indeed.
<rogueclown> hey, i should go first this time. you went first last time :)
<Bunsen> That's not me.
<rogueclown> hahah
* kat glares at todComment: The Notacon core group discover Google Docs. Apparently there were 5 or 6 people editing the same sheet simultaneously...
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#299875* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<Ccatalyst> DW, King Soopers sells Sunggies!
<Ccatalyst> I've been thinking about getting one
<DarkWizard45> speaking of which
* DarkWizard45 grabs his robe instead of a blanket
<DarkWizard45> SAME GODDAMN THING
<Ccatalyst> hahahahah
<Batman> You would probably regret the purchase
<Dr_BadSpoon> yes
<Dr_BadSpoon> because you'd look really gay
<Dr_BadSpoon> :(
<Ccatalyst> Not with the ammount of time I spend on the computer
<Batman> It is basically a backward robe that is shitty quality
<Ccatalyst> I don't care. I live in the basement. No one would fuckin see me |
#302535* (?/21) ⚐Flag
Guy 1*Yo dude you wanna be my room mate at college?
Guy 2-You dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick lock |