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#298437 (108/150) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<paul> just remember
<paul> in linux, hostname -s does a shortened hostname
<paul> in solaris, hostname -s set's the machine's hostname to -s
<paul> imagine my confusion when my solaris box kept getting its hostname changed to -s everyday
<paul> before I realized i had a script that was supposed to use the machine's hostname as part of a tar file |
#303074 (108/178) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<banquo> J and I bought Ron and his wife a fuckswing for their wedding present.
<banquo> They won't admit to having used it, but they do have a fern in their bedroom now that's on a REALLY big eyebolt |
#308036 (288/320) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nupanick> What part of the day do you most associate with masturbation?
<GreyMaria> awake |
#306869 (79/139) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@CylonCenturion> seriously fuck wasps and their enjoyment of wood products
<@blue> this is why we invented steel
<@blue> welcome to modern life |
#301998 (115/205) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sohcahtoa> Why are you so obsessed with the size of my penis?
<Sohcahtoa> Do you really want to know how big it is? Fine I'll tell you.
* Quits: Sohcahtoa (Excess Flood) |
#294998 (46/128) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ebola> There's nothing wrong with ReiserFS and lots of other people worked on it too.
<sysrq> except that every time I've used reiser I've had irrecoverable data loss
<WolfLord> it didn't get lost, it went back to Russia |
#307519 (193/227) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fax> have to say that's the first time I've had a guy get pissed that I'm *not* banging his daughter |
#307373 (62/174) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< kn0where> a fox is like a cat and a dog rolled into one
< auxchar> And when you light it on fire, you get a web browser, too. |
#303145 (86/156) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<markand> which kind of authentification FreeBSD developers use for svn access?
<Aprogas> Whenever an incoming connection is made, a truthsayer kills a bird and looks at the intestines to predict whether the access attempt is legitimate or not. |
#301620 (70/142) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<max621> you built him a NAS out of transistors?
<TuxThePenguin> he was struggling to make whatever stupid circuit when we were mising one 4-gate NAND chip
<max621> lol
<TuxThePenguin> and I was like
<TuxThePenguin> "bitch I'll make it out of transistors"
<TuxThePenguin> he's all
<TuxThePenguin> "nuh uh"
<TuxThePenguin> long story short we failed the assignment |
#308441 (55/139) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Botje> daemon: the sooner we can kill off ftp the better
< daemon> Botje, what do you think for its replacement? scp
< spider-mario> webdav?
< Botje> sftp
< Botje> or the clown.
< apeiron> clown?
< Botje> cloud
< Botje> i mentally replace one by the other, makes marketingspeak a lot more interesting :] |
#308436 (135/185) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<derpcat> I only program when I want to automate some task
<advi> why the fuck else would you |
#308420 (214/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dazuro> ...
<Dazuro> why
<Dazuro> why
<Dazuro> why cant i have a normal family
<Dazuro> i pissed off mom and she threatened to mail my foreskin to my girlfriend. |
#308401 (162/210) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Recall_Coordinator> Fishing and hunting aren't really sports in the soccer/tennis sense of the word. They're tactical games that you play against players that have no idea that they're playing.
<Genghis_John> Rugby should be played like that. |
#308438 (219/247) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Migs> what does it mean when critics say a movie is "smart?"
<gildean> they didn't understand it |
#307066 (46/158) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rose> Hot Topic is the ebaumsworld of clothing stores. |
#300634 (115/199) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dmi> Wanted: HOWTO migrate Lasagne from Bowl to Plate using Knife and Fork.
<eoan> dmi: Spatula lasagneMover = new Spatula("knife", "fork");
<dmi> eoan: Good idea, but it throws a SurfaceAreaRangeException ("Available surface area too small")
<dmi> I can force it through, but it then throws all sorts of warnings about violation of structural integrity
<dmi> :( |
#302725 (246/276) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Crenomaster> I'm bored.
<Crenomaster> I think I'll count how many corners does a circle have.
<psy_wombats> Depends on your monitor resolution |
#308363 (105/187) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@lysol> do you guys know about the len() function
<@pyna> yeah but i call it lennie() cause we tight |
#308362 (147/205) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pryoidain> Finally developed a working method for discovering if it's going to be a good day or a bad day.
<asaph> Do tell?
<Pryoidain> So I sleep RIGHT NEXT to my phone. Like it's two inches from my face if shit blows up at 3AM because waking me requires an atomic attack.
<Pryoidain> Anyways, first thing I do every morning, even before glasses, is grab it, hit the screen button, and see if there are any alerts.
<asaph> right.
<Pryoidain> My background now has 2+2=? on it. If at any point between the first pressing of the screen button and managing to reach the pot of coffee i think "22" then I immediately go the fuck back to bed. |
#308345 (247/275) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eli> lesson learned: rm ** does not just remove all files that end with * :/ |
#308326 (221/255) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(On the topic of socialization)
< qkumber1> I just pretend everyone is NPCs
< qkumber1> works wonders |
#308304 (219/279) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Jan> dude when's the last time I've slept I'm seeing things
< Jan> I mean
< Jan> wait what do you call it when you see with your ears |
#307376 (273/325) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Drakar> I am just so confused
<Drakar> What do I feel
<Drakar> but maybe that's what I want
<Drakar> I want to be confused with her.
<Rahid> I'd advise to wait untill you stabilize.
<Rahid> Cause
<Rahid> Do you know what happens to pokemon when they try to attack while they are in confusion?
<Rahid> They hurt themselves, bro. They hurt themselves |
#306745 (55/133) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pheand> she asks me about jehova witnessing and i told her i was jewish; she goes, "it's okay, I'm lebanese!!" with all the zeal in the world spouting from her |
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