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#307562* (?/46) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
DaMan: ALX: We fixed the y2k crap months ago.
!!SYSTEM: TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19100!!"
Jenny: omg.
HEX: BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!
DaMan: crap.
!!SYSTEM: TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19101!!"
Fred: that is curious. how does it come up with the year 19101?
DaMan: It just prepends "19" to the number of years since 1900. Forgot to fix it last year, heh.
!!SYSTEM: TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19102!!"
Fred: Im pretty sure we are now the only platform in the nebula with a remaining y2k bug :-P
Grayson: ha.
(O)DaMan: Should be fixed now.
!!SYSTEM> TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19103!!"
!!SYSTEM> DaMan changed topic to "Happy New Year 2003!!"
!!SYSTEM> TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19104!!"
DaMan> The hell?
KoderKane> Are you sure you recompiled the binary or whatever after fixing it?
DaMan> I think so.
*** TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19105!!"
Zer0: Holy Carp, we skipped the whole second milenuium and went right to the 19000's XD
DaMan: Im planning a "Back to the Future" remake.
nobody: In the yearrr Nineteen One-oh-five- if DaMan is, still alive... Will he fix, that damn bot?
*** TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19106!!"
Nimda> Well at least he has an excuse this year..
lollz> he does?
Nimda> Yeh, he got hit by a bus.
CoJaBo> o_O
*** TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19107!!"
DaMan> My new years resolution for this year: fix y2k bug in trigon
CoJaBo> And just like last year, you'll completely blow it off.
! TRIGON changed topic to "Happy New Year 19108!!"
CoJaBo> derp: qdb.us/75182
DaMan> Yeh, ill fix it someday.
! TRIGON changed TOPIC to: Happy New Year 19109!!
< @DaMan> ^someone remember to remind me round when next December rolls around, to fix that.
! TRIGON has changed TOPIC to: Happy New Year 19110!!
< CoJaBo> At this rate, it'll still be saying that well into the next millenial roll-over XD
<@DaMan> You fix it then.
! TRIGON has changed TOPIC to: Happy New Year 19111!!
< Frylock> DaMan: I totally meant to remember to tell you this last month, but- Fix the damn bot!
< DaMan> Righty-o.
! TRIGON has changed TOPIC to: Happy New Year 19112!!
< CoJaBo> ...
< DaMan> ah, crap. |
#307560* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Me-me> hey Dark, you still there?
<Darkmask> what ya want?
<Darkmask> want me to try and reroll HP with feepbot instead of your bot?
<Me-me> ah, um, no.
<Me-me> it's something that should happen when you're in a better frame of mind maybe. <_< um
<Darkmask> tell me
<Darkmask> >8|
<Me-me> D:> okay, okay
<Darkmask> or I will devour you're soul
<Me-me> ...
<Me-me> ...
<Me-me> ...*your
<Darkmask> *devours!*Comment: #Omnia on SorceryNet
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#307559* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ToiletBomber> Your mom's mouth contains piss.
<Gfoley4> now, now.
<ToiletBomber> I'm only stating a fact, bro.
<Thorncrag> {{cn}}
* derp tases ToiletBomber.
* ToiletBomber tases derp in a recusion loop taser.
* derp tases ToiletBomber in a recusion loop taser.
* ToiletBomber tases derp in a recusion loop taser.
* ToiletBomber licks Eagles247.
* derp gives ToiletBomber a prositute to play with.
* ToiletBomber gives the prostitute to Pilif12p
<Pilif12p> yay
<Pilif12p> wait
<wctaiwan> derp: you're for hire?
<Pilif12p> new or used?
<Gfoley4> o_o
<derp> new.
<derp> wctaiwan :P
<Peter-C> Gfoley4 - bed, now
* Peter-C tucks Gfoley4 in with derp
* derp tucks Gfoley4 in with Peter-C
<Gfoley4> sry
<Peter-C> >:|
* Peter-C kicks derp
* derp kicks Peter-C
<Peter-C> damnit >:(
* wctaiwan locks the door from the outsideComment: How to properly use the {{cn}} template on wikipedia
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#307558* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<mike> bitch i have 12 GB of ramComment: #raspberryheaven
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#307557* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Vegge: im friggin capped -_-
HelgeSverre: Handy......capped *YEAAAAAAH*Comment: OverTheGun.com
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terpin: im releasing my own brand of beers
terpin: called terpintine
terpin: cheap, strong and guarenteed to fuck yo shit upComment: OverTheGun.com
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#307554* (?/56) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Person 1: I'll hop on the PC when I've woken up
Person 1: so we'll arrange a pickup time then
Person 1: ... Dear Rick, the FBI agent reading this log. We're talking about an OS Disk.
Person 1: Calm down and carry on.
Person 1: xD
Person 2: Hey Rick!
Person 1: How freaked out are you that we know your full name, Mr. Sheldon?
Person 2: Don't forget to bring your daughter some cookies after work, okay?
Person 1: xD He's positively tripping balls.
Person 1: Oh man... I hate to ruin it if we were indeed 100% spot on with all our speculatory assumptions of a possible Big Brother-esque situation
Person 1: but just imagine if we were 100% right
Person 1: How screwed up would that guy be?
Person 2: Well, one or both of us would probably be disappeared within the week
Person 2: Which I suppose would render my computer troubles moot.
Person 1: How so?
Person 1: Wouldn't Rick Sheldon be fearing for his own life?
Person 1: At least two persons knew so much about him and he knew nothing about them
Person 1: At that point, he'd fear that he was under masterful surveillance
Person 2: Yes, but someone in his position would likely be in a position to arrange for our disappearance.
Person 1: Would he?
Person 1: He would think so.
Person 2: oh, I see where you're going.
Person 1: But he would also think that we were in some positon to APPEAR disappeared
Person 1: while still maintaining presence.
Person 2: Poor Rick Sheldon.
Person 1: Take this as a hint, Richard.
Person 1: We are already laying the groundwork that will lead to your acquisition of this log.
Person 1: Your life will from this day forth be dictated by us.
Person 1: Have a pleasant evening.Comment: Names redacted to screw with Richard Sheldon, FBI.
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#307549* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@[> wow that fat guy's dick is huge
<@[> its bigger than his arm, i dont think he's going to be able to rape that girl with his giant zombie dick |
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<@Frigolit> you're a stylesheet :3
<+secrgb> Frigolit: yo mamma is a stylesheet
<~ersi> and she's so phat the browser needs several connections to load that shizzle
<~ersi> boom!
<@Frigolit> and she's cascaded
<@Frigolit> >_>
<+CampGareth> she's just CS, cascaded sheet, that biatch ain't got no style
<@Frigolit> ;DComment: #phractured
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#307545* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<FaxCelestis> !which cake sodomy
<Rhona> sodomy
<FaxCelestis> ...never fails |
#307541* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@{unimatrix}> .ping 98.277.65.204
<+MCBans_Helpbot> Error: [Errno -2] Name or service not known
<@Crashkitty> uni
<@{unimatrix}> yessssss
<@Crashkitty> what the hell are you doing?
<@{unimatrix}> pinging
<@Crashkitty> lolComment: owned
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brodskiphone: There are no Jewish rabbits. They aren't kosher
ohp: Is human flesh kosher?
brodskiphone: Yes
Bytor: lessee, we don't chew our cud
ohp: well that's nice and consistent then.
Bytor: but then again we do not have cloven hooves
ohp: but we do swim in the sea
Bytor: we don't have scales
Bytor: but then again we don't live in the sea
Bytor: I think we're kosher
ohp: So Jaques Custeau wasn't kosher?
Bytor: he only visted the see. he lived in Fran...
Bytor: No, he wasn't kosher.Comment: Are humans kosher
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#307537* (?/57) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
JustTerrible 2:00 am
Oh god my dad barged in brandishing a menorah and proclaiming "I AM THE PERSON WHO KILLED YOUR LORD" |
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-->Tae|android (Hanru@loves.hot.asian.girls) has joined #cg
<Tae|android> Wangs.
<DellGuy> are you on a plane yet tae
<Tae|android> no
<Tae|android> just went through security
<DellGuy> ah
<Tae|android> should be boarding in about 45 mins
<Tae|android> a woman flying trough vegas had to throw away her cupcakes
<DellGuy> :O
<DellGuy> EVIL
<Tae|android> TSA wouldn't her take em
<DellGuy> that tsa agent is going to hell for wasting cupcakes
<Jigsy> Why did she have to throw away cupcakes? /:)
<DellGuy> Jigsy, in amerca, we cant take things on planes
<Jigsy> Oh.
<DellGuy> soon, we'll have to get on naked
<Tae|android> "the frosting is a threat"
<DellGuy> ^
<DellGuy> hahahah
<DellGuy> hahahahah
<Tae|android> is what the guy said
<Jigsy> I see his point.
<DellGuy> im rofling |
#307534* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<DellGuy> i need to find "nice" clothes for the gathering tonight
<DellGuy> ok
<Infernus> gathering?
<Infernus> cannibal corpse tshirt
<Infernus> army boots
<Infernus> black pants
<DellGuy> i must go to church tonight
<Infernus> oh
<Infernus> lol
<DellGuy> rofl cannibal corpse shirt + church
<Infernus> imagine the reactiosn if you folllowed my blind advice xD |
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<Frostyhawk> Dear princess celestia:
<Frostyhawk> I am so drunk |
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MichaelXX2_: College is great
MichaelXX2_: Just don't fuck yourself
MichaelXX2_: Then things get really really bad
BlueProtoman: Fuck myself? In what way? You mean "don't neglect coursework"?
MichaelXX2_: Well there's that
MichaelXX2_: Very much so
MichaelXX2_: And also be sure not to masturbate in the middle of class during a wild hallucination brought on by a lack of sleep
MichaelXX2_: That's not good either
BlueProtoman: Noted.Comment: #openpandora on Freenode
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<Oddlot> Google+ is saying "Update to a more modern browser"
<Valtieri> When G+ says 'more modern'... do they assume you're on Netscape? Safari?
<Oddlot> They assume i'm on not Safari, IE, Chrome, or Firefox
<Valtieri> I don't really count Safari as 'modern'. :-P
<Oddlot> Well
<Oddlot> To be fair
<Valtieri> IE, arguably now. Firefox or Opera, sure.
<Oddlot> Apparently it is pretty good
<Oddlot> But
<Oddlot> It's still made by apple
<Oddlot> So it's inherintly bad
<Valtieri> Apparently having a dog lick your nuts feels pretty good too, but I'm not about to try.
<Oddlot> I've gotta' remember that about mac's :P
<Valtieri> I try. :-P |
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<Powerdrift>i don't think anybody here is actually callous enough to send a sex toy for christmas
<ME-tan>ah
<Powerdrift>except maybe powerdrift, but he's too big of a scrooge to participate
<Sentry>i sent a sex toy just 'cuz
<ME-tan>fuck you don't have me as your secret santa do you?
<Sentry>it was like august and kahmaro took a screenshot that had his name and address
<Sentry>sent that bitch a $3 dealextreme dildo
<Butterfly>ClassyComment: #o-chan
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<~nick removed> why am i imagining ai takahashi telling mai hagiwara "I am your mother!" the star wars way
<~nick removed> followed by lesbo action >_>
<~nick removed> i think i watched too much pr0n recently |
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<gumby_jd> Oh, well, whatever happens, it's a good excuse to spend all night playing Oblivion... [though hopefully it doesn't turn into all week... :P]
<rydash> Oblivion?
<Kaoschan> oblivion ...
<catparts> oblivion!
<Fax|AFK> it's only a model |
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<@hackess> Mint 11 on my left, Julia to my right. here I am, stuck in the middle of GNU. |
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<-- arya_ has left #Shareaza-Italian (Fuck this, I am going to Hogwarts!) |
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<amxtrash> if i were super rich, i'd buy a bugatti and add a turbo, just to brag
<amxtrash> because i'm superficial
<amxtrash> i wouldn't even install it, i'd just place it under the bonnet
<amxtrash> or on the passenger seat
<Spraj> it has 4 already
<amxtrash> yeah, but mine has five |
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